Penname: Transcendence [Contact]
Real name:
Member Since: 12/01/06
Website: http://vintageglamourx.livejournal.com/
Beta-reader: 0
Status: Member
Bio:
Did someone mention Harry Potter?
[Report This]
Reviews by Transcendence
 

Summary: This fic picks up right where HBP leaves off. Will Ron and Hermione FINALLY act on their feelings? Harry regrets his decision to dump Ginny, but will he do anything about it? Bill and Fluer's wedding is a hotbed of chaos and romance.

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 30299 Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Published:
12/12/05 Updated: 12/10/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/10/06 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

This is great, keep writing! :)

 

Mission Implausible by remus R us
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: A covert operation is launched to retrieve Voldemort from Muggledom. But what do you call an operation that involves the hormonal saviour of wizardkind, his adenoidal comic side-kick, and their thinking hat wannabe bimbette; a harmless (mostly) werewolf, his canine friend and their clumsy associate; a snivelly wizard and a known felon? Surely, Mission Implausible? A sequel to Casting Grouch.






I have not updated in a while as my PC crashed. Just wanted to tell you all, "I'll be back!"

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 4674 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
11/01/06 Updated: 12/08/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/10/06 Title: Chapter 2: Who am I?

This was hilarious! Can't wait to read more, and soul-swapping should be my new favourite hobby... *thinks*

Author's Response: Who would you like to swap it with?

 

Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 475]

Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 16519 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
11/15/06 Updated: 10/22/07


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/14/06 Title: Chapter 2: Hot Chocolate Musings

I liked this chapter, Draco and 4-year-old Hermione make a good story indeed *cough* *wink* Nice!

(And the way you write of Hermione is so cute! She's adorable as a little kid.)

Author's Response: What is that wink supposed to mean? *lol*
Thanks for your review. Ritta

 

Summary: Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it’s not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy’s pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America’s Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort’s dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There’s only one way to know…

Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter kids out there.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4247 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
12/01/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Pile of Letters

Oh. My God. That was hilarious, especially the names (Chickenfeet Academy, lol)! I almost died laughing, it was all so good. One of the best parodies I've ever read.

 

Deserving by wicked angel
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 32]

Summary: Draco Malfoy has everything. Well, that's what everyone thinks, but it's not quite true. There's a certain red-headed girl that he decides he needs for his own and will have at all cost.

Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations

Word count: 5148 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/01/06 Updated: 12/07/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/14/06 Title: Chapter 1: Deserving

Wow, this was a great Draco/Ginny fic, very well-written :)

Author's Response: thanks so much!! i truly appreciate the review!

 

I Hate You by sakata_sarah
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Many people have said that true love is the strongest emotion. It is unbreakable, beautiful. They are wrong

There is hate

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1081 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/01/06 Updated: 12/06/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: I Hate You

This was great, it really brings out Ginny's feelings about Harry and how much she likes him, as much as she denies it.

 

The Final Battle: A Sad Excuse by inhphtml
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: Some would call it a sad excuse. I call it a learning experience. Harry didn't want it to end this way, but the plaque just had to stay.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 1166 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/06/06 Updated: 12/08/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Final Battle

Gah, that was so funny. And the ending...! Just awesome.

Author's Response: Wanna hear something REALLY sad? I just noticed that it was accepted...I believe that checking my email once in a while would help!

 

The Greatest Marauder by Prongsies_Girl_93
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: Lily tells James some wonderful news after he comes home from a long day.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 882 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/06 Updated: 12/11/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The twist at the end was very interesting indeed and I enjoyed reading this :) Are you going to write a sequel or epilogue or something?

Author's Response: Thanks! I probably will write a sequel or epilogue, cuz lots of people didn\'t understand it completely. Thanks for reviewing!

 

In Love With a Potter by solemnlyswear_x
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Lily Evans just may be falling for a certain someone...




A parody of the carol Away in a Manger.




This is a submission for the Winter's Tales Prompt # 2, written by solemnlyswear_x of Gryffindor.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 116 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/06 Updated: 12/12/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: In Love With a Potter

Aw that was so cute! I liked the way it rhymes, it was nice.

Author's Response: Thanks! :]

 

Summary: Lord Voldemort's own slightly twisted take on the classic poem, "The Night Before Christmas." Also, a sequel to my other Christmas fic, "Tom Riddle's 12 Days of Christmas!"

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 583 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/14/06 Title: Chapter 1: Twas the Night

I love it when Voldemort is included in a humour fic. Nice poem!

Author's Response: Thanks for R&Ring! :-D I\'m glad you liked the poem!

 

Old Voldie by Princess_Nagini
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: A poem about Voldemort.

Old Voldie I say,
His brain is mouldy...

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 219 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/10/06 Updated: 12/11/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Mouldy Voldie

This was hilarious! Definitely something that Luna is bound to report about.

Author's Response: Thanks - i wasn\'t orignally going to put Luna in there, but i thought it fitted - thanks for reviewing!

 

A Holiday Haunting by Gmariam
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione are enjoying Christmas at the Burrow when an unexpected ghost begins taunting them with strange voices, eerie laughter, and cruel tricks. Can they help the bitter spirit move on, or will the ghost of a former enemy continue to haunt them?

This story was written by Gmariam of Ravenclaw for the December Challenge, Things That Go Bump in the Night. It received second place!


Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 5481 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/10/06 Updated: 12/10/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Holiday Haunting

This was great, I initially thought it'd been the work of Fred and George - after all, they are the epitome of mischievousness - and I liked the ending the best. Very original story idea!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review! The trio thought it was Fred and George too - hope you were surprised by the real ghost! I\'m glad you enjoyed the ending, it was tricky for me. Thanks for reading this story, I really appreciate your lovely review!! ~Gina :)

 

Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by bajab
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Yet another Mary Sue Parody, portraying the trio in a less than flatering light and completely irreverent.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3681 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/14/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was so funny! I liked the way you exaggerated some of the Trio's qualities... all completely priceless. I LOVED this.

Author's Response: Maybe I should have submitted this for the competition instead of Day of the Spoons?

 

How Predictable! by HPwizzzard
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 126]

Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1721 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 12/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: How Predictable!

Oh God that was SO hilarious. I can die of laughter right now, I especially loved the whole Girlfriend #69 thing, it was great!

Author's Response: Yeah, don\'t die, I\'m trying to keep the mortality rate as low as possible. But the review rate- thanks for making that a bit higher.

 

A Letter of Complaints by izzyblue24
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: Two Letters of Complaints, a plot change, one letter, a lot of complaints. There you have it my little one shot about what would happen if some great and all powerful fan fiction author were to make it's little charcters write a letter of complaints.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1516 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 01/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: The One and Only Chapter

This was hilarious, especially the ending!

Author's Response: thanks, I had a lot of fun writing it, and I really hped you enjoyed it!

 

Summary: Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...



For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!



Warning: severe OOCness



And what do readers say about it?



"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."



Schmerg_the_Impaler, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"



Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 13969 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 01/17/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Of Scars, Families and Unbreakable Vows...

Ollivander and Shakira movements? That part was hilarious! :D And I loved the whole "Harry has lost so much" part, that really, really cracked me up. The storyline just keeps getting better!

Author's Response: Thank you so much, Transcendence!! (hope i spelt it right!) I\'m grateful to see that older readers still find the fic worty enough to come back to!

 
Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 01/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...

This was so funny! Keep writing! :)

Author's Response: Definitely!

 

Tie A Yellow Ribbon by KASK
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 40]

Summary: After going on one date, Lily breaks if off with James, fearful of how he once acted. James decides to move on. But when James goes away and Lily doesn't see him, she realizes what she has and her fear becomes losing James. Her only hope is that he ties a yellow ribbon around the tree.



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3270 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/04/07 Updated: 01/09/07


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 01/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Tie A Yellow Ribbon

I've probably listened to this song about a million times... I love the song, but I love your story more :D "Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree..."

Author's Response: :D I love the song too!

 

Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5213 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 01/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Let the Game Begin

Can't wait to see what happens next, update ASAP! :)

Author's Response: Don\'t worry, hopefully you won\'t have to wait long!

 

Spell Checker by MollyCoddles
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: After the war, Snape is on sabbatical and Remus is filling in for DADA. Wading through scrolls of assignments, he begins to suspect one particular essay is wifely mischief managed.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3161 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/09/07 Updated: 01/09/07


Reviewer: Transcendence Signed
Date: 01/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You made me laugh so much! Great job with the story.

Author's Response: I\'m glad to have made you smile! Your review more than returned the favor. :) Thank you for reading and taking time to comment!

 
Information
Find out everything you need to know about the site right here.


We have stories and authors in this archive.

:

RSS
Choose Theme:
SOCIAL MEDIA
     
MOST RECENT
M.I.T.: Entente Cordial by Northumbrian 6th-7th Years
A strange and seemingly inexplicable death in London's West End brings an unlikely...
A Squib's Journey by ntoforhp 6th-7th Years
Jeffery Potter always had sensed he was somehow different from his playmates...
Out of the Blue by Secret Marauder 90 1st-2nd Years
This story weaves the tale of James and Lily from the day they met right up...
FEATURED
Five Christmases by hestiajones 1st-2nd Years
It took four Christmases for Andromeda Black and Ted Tonks to get together...
Coming Alive by The owl 6th-7th Years
Leanne Gamp hadn't wanted to be at that party, even though it was Christmas...
Graves by Oregonian 1st-2nd Years
In December of 1997, Harry visits his parents' graves in Godric's Hollow and...
CATEGORIES