Summary: This fic picks up right where HBP leaves off. Will Ron and Hermione FINALLY act on their feelings? Harry regrets his decision to dump Ginny, but will he do anything about it? Bill and Fluer's wedding is a hotbed of chaos and romance.
This is great, keep writing! :)
Summary: A covert operation is launched to retrieve Voldemort from Muggledom. But what do you call an operation that involves the hormonal saviour of wizardkind, his adenoidal comic side-kick, and their thinking hat wannabe bimbette; a harmless (mostly) werewolf, his canine friend and their clumsy associate; a snivelly wizard and a known felon? Surely, Mission Implausible? A sequel to Casting Grouch.
I have not updated in a while as my PC crashed. Just wanted to tell you all, "I'll be back!"
This was hilarious! Can't wait to read more, and soul-swapping should be my new favourite hobby... *thinks*
Author's Response: Who would you like to swap it with?
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
I liked this chapter, Draco and 4-year-old Hermione make a good story indeed *cough* *wink* Nice!
(And the way you write of Hermione is so cute! She's adorable as a little kid.)
Author's Response: What is that wink supposed to mean? *lol*
Thanks for your review. Ritta
Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: A Harry Potter Parody by Valerie Frankel
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it’s not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy’s pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America’s Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort’s dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There’s only one way to know…
Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter kids out there.
Oh. My God. That was hilarious, especially the names (Chickenfeet Academy, lol)! I almost died laughing, it was all so good. One of the best parodies I've ever read.
Summary: Draco Malfoy has everything. Well, that's what everyone thinks, but it's not quite true. There's a certain red-headed girl that he decides he needs for his own and will have at all cost.
Wow, this was a great Draco/Ginny fic, very well-written :)
Author's Response: thanks so much!! i truly appreciate the review!
Summary: Many people have said that true love is the strongest emotion. It is unbreakable, beautiful. They are wrong
There is hate
This was great, it really brings out Ginny's feelings about Harry and how much she likes him, as much as she denies it.
Summary: Some would call it a sad excuse. I call it a learning experience. Harry didn't want it to end this way, but the plaque just had to stay.
Gah, that was so funny. And the ending...! Just awesome.
Author's Response: Wanna hear something REALLY sad? I just noticed that it was accepted...I believe that checking my email once in a while would help!
Summary: Lily tells James some wonderful news after he comes home from a long day.
The twist at the end was very interesting indeed and I enjoyed reading this :) Are you going to write a sequel or epilogue or something?
Author's Response: Thanks! I probably will write a sequel or epilogue, cuz lots of people didn\'t understand it completely. Thanks for reviewing!
Summary: Lily Evans just may be falling for a certain someone...
A parody of the carol Away in a Manger.
This is a submission for the Winter's Tales Prompt # 2, written by solemnlyswear_x of Gryffindor.
Aw that was so cute! I liked the way it rhymes, it was nice.
Author's Response: Thanks! :]
Summary: Lord Voldemort's own slightly twisted take on the classic poem, "The Night Before Christmas." Also, a sequel to my other Christmas fic, "Tom Riddle's 12 Days of Christmas!"
I love it when Voldemort is included in a humour fic. Nice poem!
Author's Response: Thanks for R&Ring! :-D I\'m glad you liked the poem!
Summary: A poem about Voldemort.
Old Voldie I say,
His brain is mouldy...
This was hilarious! Definitely something that Luna is bound to report about.
Author's Response: Thanks - i wasn\'t orignally going to put Luna in there, but i thought it fitted - thanks for reviewing!
Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione are enjoying Christmas at the Burrow when an unexpected ghost begins taunting them with strange voices, eerie laughter, and cruel tricks. Can they help the bitter spirit move on, or will the ghost of a former enemy continue to haunt them?
This story was written by Gmariam of Ravenclaw for the December Challenge, Things That Go Bump in the Night. It received second place!
This was great, I initially thought it'd been the work of Fred and George - after all, they are the epitome of mischievousness - and I liked the ending the best. Very original story idea!
Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review! The trio thought it was Fred and George too - hope you were surprised by the real ghost! I\'m glad you enjoyed the ending, it was tricky for me. Thanks for reading this story, I really appreciate your lovely review!! ~Gina :)
Summary: Yet another Mary Sue Parody, portraying the trio in a less than flatering light and completely irreverent.
That was so funny! I liked the way you exaggerated some of the Trio's qualities... all completely priceless. I LOVED this.
Author's Response: Maybe I should have submitted this for the competition instead of Day of the Spoons?
Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?
Oh God that was SO hilarious. I can die of laughter right now, I especially loved the whole Girlfriend #69 thing, it was great!
Author's Response: Yeah, don\'t die, I\'m trying to keep the mortality rate as low as possible. But the review rate- thanks for making that a bit higher.
Summary: Two Letters of Complaints, a plot change, one letter, a lot of complaints. There you have it my little one shot about what would happen if some great and all powerful fan fiction author were to make it's little charcters write a letter of complaints.
This was hilarious, especially the ending!
Author's Response: thanks, I had a lot of fun writing it, and I really hped you enjoyed it!
Summary: Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...
For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!
Warning: severe OOCness
And what do readers say about it?
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."
Schmerg_the_Impaler, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"
Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!
Ollivander and Shakira movements? That part was hilarious! :D And I loved the whole "Harry has lost so much" part, that really, really cracked me up. The storyline just keeps getting better!
Author's Response: Thank you so much, Transcendence!! (hope i spelt it right!) I\'m grateful to see that older readers still find the fic worty enough to come back to!
This was so funny! Keep writing! :)
Author's Response: Definitely!
Summary: After going on one date, Lily breaks if off with James, fearful of how he once acted. James decides to move on. But when James goes away and Lily doesn't see him, she realizes what she has and her fear becomes losing James. Her only hope is that he ties a yellow ribbon around the tree.
I've probably listened to this song about a million times... I love the song, but I love your story more :D "Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree..."
Author's Response: :D I love the song too!
Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......
Can't wait to see what happens next, update ASAP! :)
Author's Response: Don\'t worry, hopefully you won\'t have to wait long!
Summary: After the war, Snape is on sabbatical and Remus is filling in for DADA. Wading through scrolls of assignments, he begins to suspect one particular essay is wifely mischief managed.
You made me laugh so much! Great job with the story.
Author's Response: I\'m glad to have made you smile! Your review more than returned the favor. :) Thank you for reading and taking time to comment!