Hi! My name is Reichel, and I'm half Japanese and half American. I was born in Japan and lived there for about three years before moving to Californiain the U.S.A., and I have been living there ever since. My interests include cats, people, writing, manga, some sports, and big guns. o.O OK I think thats enough for now.
"Disturbing?"...Darnit, now you made me even more curious! OK, just email me it (but only if that's ok with you.)
Author's Response: Hmm...I could e-mail you by 'contacting' you, but I highly doubt they'd let me send a huge attatchment with it...so if you're serious about this contact me and in a reply, I'll send you the story
I loved your fic! I can totally relate with the whole making-up-stories-based-on-people-I-know-for-revenge thing. I so want to read the original story that inspired "Hogwarts Overturned". *Looks at you with puppy dog eyes* Lol, I'm just kidding, it would probably be the biggest hassle to find a way for me to read it. 10. Bye.
Author's Response: Ha, glad you liked it! I could always e-mail the original to you...though it's a bit more...disturbing...
Summary: A tale showing excerpts from the life of Tom Riddle as he became Voldemort, and Severus Snape in his double agent role. Both of these tales are linked by the Vampyr.
This fic is totally wrong now since the release of DH and I find it completely annoying at this stage as it was written so long ago, well even before it was published on this site. But some very nice people liked it at the time, so it's staying up.
Your stalker says: You know, you really should get published. I'd buy your book. I really REALLY like Avril in this story (Don't worry, it's not because I identify with her. Well if I was evil I would identify with her.) You know, Snape always seemed to me like a vampire type. (Or I should say, vampyre.)
Author's Response: Hmm...I don't reckon Snape's a vampire, if that's what you mean. Look at walking in the sunlight for one thing. Nah, I reckon he's just your average wizard.... I'm so glad you like Avril so much - she has quite a story to tell. It means a lot that you say I should get published, it's an ambition of mine. Thank you!!!
Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
Beautiful, just.......beautiful *sniffs loudly*
Author's Response: Aww, thanks
Ack I keep reviewing your first chapter instead of this one!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Overreacts in the extreme*
Author's Response: I know! I was wondering why you were doing that...
P.S.- Good work, keep it up, and I may have to start stalking you. o_O
Author's Response: Ha ha ha --- bring it on. xxx (no, Monerz, I was only joking - I love you and Remus - you know it!)
Ooh, I have an idea! Voldie's book finally gets accepted, then JK Rowling sues him for plagiarization!!!!!!!!!! (Well, if not, I really think you should put in something about JKR in a future chapter. That was hilarious.) Ten as usual.
Author's Response: Don't worry, J.K will have her final appearance in this mess. Thank you!
Okay I just have to say, don't ever stop with the marshemallow running bit. Overused running bits are hilarious. In a Dave Barry book I read, (the running bit was cucumbers or something) he made another joke to do with cucumbers, and then he was all, "If you think I am getting tired of this cucumber joke, think again." Lollollol!!!
Author's Response: Aww, thanks. Like I said before, I actually can't stop with the marshmallow bit, they're central to the plot at this stage. Oh, that joke is hilarious - I'd love to use that line...but I can't. Darn.
A ten for you! Good job! HAVE YOU SUBMITTED YOUR NEXT CHAPTER YET?? *gives evil glare* Joking, take your time if you must, but then I would be forced to give you a 9 star review!!! *is not good at threats* Lol, I love it lots, keep it up!
Author's Response: I have, I have, I SWEAR!!! Mods hurry up, I'm being threatened with a 9 rating!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!! Oh the injustice of it all.....
Holey moley, how about this: Voldemort's ultimo plan is to give poor Harry a single marshemallow which is POISONED! But Voldemort accidentally eats it himself. Lol, that's a horrible idea. My original idea for the hilarious cookie song was to have the OOTP members unable to stop singing it, ultimately falling into chaos as they argue over who stole all the cookies. (Yes I actually think of alternate endings to other people's stories.) Wow that was a long review. I better stop. Bye!
Author's Response: OMG, I love the bit about the OOTP!!! I might just steal that from you and claim innocence....
OH! OH! Voldie gets sick from eating too many marshmallows, and DIES! But before he dies, he...(okay. okay.I'll shut up now.)
Author's Response: Wait.....I'm still listening...and then?
AWESOME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you thank you thank you, I take back the threat about a 9 star review, TEN STARS FOR YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA *faints from over-reaction to new chapter*
Author's Response: (Puts finger-tips together, Mr. Burns style) Excellent. Take her away.... lol. Thank you, I'm so happy you're still with me on this!
Sure, it was hilarious, but STOP STEALING ALL MY FUN! I was coming here to yell at you and give you 9 star ratings for not updating, and what do I see? An awesome new chapter! Thanks ALOT! (P.S. Yes that WAS a compliment, sorry but I have strange ways of complimenting people.) My favorite part is when Ron signs up Harry for Divination again, just for the heck of it! Lol, next he should eat all the marshemallows that Harry manages to forage, just for the heck of it! Nyahaha! Great job! 101010101010101010
Author's Response: Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! I consider myself complimented. Thank you!
Summary: A Marauder tale set during the first war. A story of love, hate, friendship and betrayal; and how, at the end of the day, you only have yourself, alone.
There is a LOT I would add to this now that DH has been released, but what's done is done.
Reichel is reviewer #4, yay! I have followed you faithfully from Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince (My fave fic). I told you I would stalk you! MWAHAHA!
Author's Response: Aww thank you, you are welcome to stalk me!
P.S. Oh yeah, this story's good too. But not as good as TRATHBP! (You know what that stands for. You BETTER.)
Author's Response: Thanks, but I am trying to take a different slant with this story, as it's serious...hmm..I seemed to have pigeon-holed myself a bit with TR+HBP....
Peeves isn't a ghost, e's a poltergeist. Just so you know. (-:
Author's Response: POLTERGEIST: a spirit : a noisy usually mischievous ghost held to be responsible for unexplained noises (as rappings) just so YOU know...
This might have been good if I didn't already read a fic that was something like this.