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I have been writing Harry Potter fanfiction for several years now, and have posted several stories on the internet.







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"Shoes and Voldemort... what more do you need in life?" -Me

Wow! I can't believe I actually said that. I need a life.

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Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: cyberelf Signed
Date: 08/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

HAHAHA! That was really funny. The comments were funnier than the actual blog, especially Bellatrix's first comment. rotfl! Awesome job!

Author's Response: Thank you! The comments were my favourite part as well.. in fact, the whole blog was an excuse to write the comments, to be totally honest. ^_^

 

Summary: Lord Voldemort's own slightly twisted take on the classic poem, "The Night Before Christmas." Also, a sequel to my other Christmas fic, "Tom Riddle's 12 Days of Christmas!"

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 583 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Reviewer: cyberelf Signed
Date: 08/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Twas the Night

Wow.... I think that just fried my brain to a crisp. But it was wonderful, and funny! I loved it! I laughed very loudly. Awesome job!

Author's Response: Ow, that sounds painful! lol But I\'m really glad you enjoyed the fic so much! :-)

 

A Death Eater Handbook by Scheherazade
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 133]

Summary: Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....



Rated 6th-7th years for mild language and slight innuendo.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1670 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/14/07 Updated: 05/29/07


Reviewer: cyberelf Signed
Date: 08/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Death Eater Handbook

Oh my God, that was the funniest Voldemort humor fic I've ever read. I laughed so hard that I cried, and then I laughed some more. It was brilliant! I loved it! Amazing job!

Author's Response: I\'m really glad you liked the story so much!! :-D Thanks for reading it!! :-D

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