Hello! Great to see you! That's right, I can see you right now. Turn around...
Here's some stuff about me that might interest you (or cause you to call an institute on my behalf. Either way is fun for me!)
Some sayings I either made up or love: 'Yeah I ship Harry/Hermione. It's called a friendship.' ~Me as far as I know. 'Life is like a box of chocolates: nutty and the rich eat you alive' ~also me. I also love some Ancient Chinese Proverbs, especially the funny ones. Unfortunately I can't remember any. Watch this space!
Fave Characters: Ginny and Neville (but not as a pairing) Love Dobby too, and want to know more about Bellatrix (she seems like an interesting character)
Fave Book: Don't make me choose! Who wrote this anyway? Oh, right, I did...
Shippings: Harry/Ginny (otp), Ron/Hermione,
Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna (I know they'll never be together, but I think they're cute together. Sane and, um... Luna) If Harry dies I will ship Ginny/Neville and if Luna and Ginny die Harry/Luna would be okay. I'm also a fan of Ginny/Viktor (don't ask)
House I would be in: I would love to be in Ravenclaw, but I'm a procrastinater and would end up in Slytherin. I'm cunning and very sneaky. I'll tell you if I ever do a test.
Book 7 theories: I heard this awesome one about Neville being the Chosen One, but after consideration I've decided that the entire prophecy is based on choices, and ol' Volders chose Harry. Plus Dobby and the Giant Squid will become a item, but who doesn't know that.
About my stories:
Worse Than Anything Else: I've actually written seven chapters, but only three are up so far. The evil computer deleted a lot of chapters, so it's back to about five.
Dark/Angsty: I'm about halfway through it! I put it aside for the time being it to start my songfic though. Expect some twists and major shipping.
Songfic: It's set to Evermore's Light Surrounding You. Every time I heard that song it reminded me of Harry Potter (specifically Harry/Ginny) so now I'm writing to it. It's finished, and is in the process of being Beta-ed!
Humour: It's six pages long, and I'm about 3/4 of the way through! It's called Poetic Justice, and that title makes a lot of sense if you read it.
Also, I'm jshedden on the Beta Boards if anyone feels like PM-ing me.
Looking forward to Deathly Hallows and the OOTP video game,
Jess.
Ps. Sorry OOTP movie. I mean, I'll love you and everything, but I love the games more. Plus the book is a zillion times more important
The Marauder's Map's Secret Power! by Bookwormy
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 113]
Summary:
Ooh, I like this fic. I'm adding it to my favourites, and I don't do that to many humour ones (they have to be funny, random and well-written) I just went to your authors page (not sure why) and found out that you don't ship Harry/Ginny. Therefore I'm almost assuming you won't give Harry relationship advice about that. Then again, I'm shipping Ginny/Neville in my story, and H/G is my OTP. Congrats on the funniness *gives spork*
Author's Response: I\'m happy that you like my fic! I don\'t ship H-G but that doesn\'t mean I won\'t write about it in my fics! Ah..spoiler!!! It\'s just the fact that I dont like that pairing but I know they are destinied to be together so...I\'ve sorta accpeted it. Thanks a lot for the review. You have an interesting pen name, by the way!
The Summer of Ninety Seven by SevenAndMoreToGo
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 91]
Summary: Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...
For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!
Warning: severe OOCness
And what do readers say about it?
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."
Schmerg_the_Impaler, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"
Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!
Loved it, especially the canon characters only part. I can't really think of anything else to say, so I hope you enjoy this mildly short review, which actually turned out longer than I anticipated
Author's Response: That\'s ok, it\'s not the length but the thought that counts...
Incidentally....nice to know that your noblest of thoughts add up to two-and-a-half lines! lol
Tee hee, I really liked that.
Author's Response: *million hugs*
from Sir Thanxalot
Voldy's Deathpants by Deathpants, Mind_Over_Matter, wendelin the wierd, cmwinters, Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 53]
Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!
Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.
Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!
The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!
So random, so funny... Your minds work in weird and wonderful ways. I'll be laughing randomly all day, which will earn me strange looks from my family (and possibly a trip to the mental home, that should be fun)
Author's Response: Ahahaha, thanks! I was reading a fic the other day, and it had Tom Riddle saying, \"Do you mock me, Hagrid? A man mocked me once... I ate his liver with fava beans.\" And for the rest of the day, I randomly started laughing... good times. Cheers!
--Schmergo (Schmerg_The_Impaler)
Author's Response:
Oh, yeah. Got to love random laughing. I watched a Friends episode that Ben Stiller was in, and he randomly screamed at this duck. That was good for random laughs.
Erm - anyway. Thank you! Have fun at the mental home, and make sure to put in a good word for me!
His Heart Died Too by RavenclawRose
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 33]
Summary: This story takes place after everything, life and death. Harry, an old man now, relives his life. He remembers the births, and the deaths. In the end, he returns to where he always knew he belonged.
That was sad. I never (and I mean never) cry, but that was close. Beautifully written and perfectly lovely.
Author's Response: Thank you very much! I really appreciate all feedback.
~RR
Harry Potter and the Serpent's Eye by Marauder9744
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 211]
Summary: A 7th year fic in which Harry, Ron and Hermione search for the remaining Horcruxes and ultimately battle Voldemort. Post HBP; in canon, no slash. H/G R/Hr
Chapter 25 is up; Chapter 26 is with my beta!
*evil glare at Davey* He sounds familiar, like a cross between Harry and Cedric. Yep, that's who Davey is, Harry and Cedric's lovechild. Seeing that makes absolutely no sense I'll leave now. Love the story!
Author's Response: lol thanks for the review... and btw the mental image of harry and cedrics love child is way disturbing lol glad you enjoyed!
Declarations of Boyish Love by MissSammiekins
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]
Summary: A series of poems describing three blossoming relationships, from the (humorous) POV of the males.
Tee hee, boys are so curious... I'm pretty sure the last two poems are from Ron to Hermione and from Draco to Myrtle. But the first one... half sure it was Harry to Ginny, but it's just a guess. Love the poems.
Author's Response: Yes!! You\'re right! Okay, now I have to think of a good prize...how would you like to make an appearance in the third chapter of my other fic?
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Summary:
Ooh, interesting. Is this HBP compliant, or only OOTP?
Author's Response: Only OOTP.
Unpredicted Happenings by Ron x Hermione
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Ron and Hermione were married, in love… and had even had a child.
But Voldemort had ripped it apart, just like he had so many other families. And Ron doesn’t know how to live with himself. He no longer has the will to live, no less survive normally. He means to Apparate to the Burrow, when something goes wrong.
He now walks along a deserted highway. He encounters a pair of Muggles, one of them in love with a car, and his girlfriend.
But then, he encounters something that he hadn’t anticipated. A pub, from the middle of nowhere at that, comes into existence. Ron finally realizes that life must go on, even if it is without your family.
This was originally written for the New Year's Challenge Contest, prompt, The Sign of the Green Dragon. I am Ron x Hermione, of Hufflepuff.
Complete Story!
Oh wow, powerful first chapter. Poor Ron, nothing ever goes right for him. How I'd love to find Voldy-poo and give him a nice hard kick in the...
Excellent (as always) chapter!
Author's Response: Yay, Jess! You are my first loverly reviewer! Thanks so much! I\'m posting chapter 2 now! *giggles* I\'m glad that you love it!
~Lindsey :)
Last Night on Earth by music_is_magic
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]
Summary:
If tomorrow never comes I want you to know right now that I
I’m gonna love you until the day I die
If tomorrow falls asleep can you hold me first
I’m gonna love you like it’s the last night on earth
Ginny travels to Godrics Hollow and finds Harry, alone but ready to fight Lord Voldemort. A recount of how they spent their last night together.
You nearly made me cry! I never cry!
:) Loved it, despite the lyrics (sorry, but I don't like Delta, especially after Hating Alison Ashley. Worst English lesson ever) 9.9/10
Author's Response: Um...I am kinda glad that i made u cry, though im sure u don\'t want to cry. I am a fan of Delta\'s, though she isn\'t my favourite singer. I just think her lyrics are brilliant.
The Love That We Have and The Bond Between Us by Harry_Ginnybeliver1
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 33]
Summary: The summer after Dumbledore's funeral Harry returns to the Dursley's house to for fill the request that he return the previous summer. Meanwhile Ginny is grieving over their break up, but little does she know, so is Harry. But this summer she is determined to make Harry realize that she doesn't care that Voldemort wants to kill him, she wants to stay by his side no matter what, even if it is to the death. But the question is will Harry stop being noble and follow his heart, or continue to not let Ginny be with him in fear that she will die? But they both know that neither one of them wants to die without saying I love you. And never forget, love always prevails.
Spifferific first chapter, update soon!
Author's Response: thanks ill update soon!!!
The Night Before (Life Goes On) by Ron x Hermione
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 33]
Summary: Ron and Hermione are together, madly in love... they're even expecting marriage soon.
But Ron has dreams. Dreams of becoming an Auror, and he will have to leave for six months to train for it. He is not allowed any contact with his family, and this includes Hermione.
After a heartfelt night under the stars, Ron takes leave on becoming his dream.
Hermione tries to get through a horrid six months without him. There is many tears, and can Hermione make it that long?
But what will happen when a tragedy strikes the family? How will Hermione cope, and can she live through this? Can true love really prevail through it all?
*Almost cries* that was sad. It's a bit strange that Ron can't have any contact with his family for six months. I mean, couldn't he just apparate home or something? You've got me hooked, which is hard to do due to my very short attention span.
Author's Response: You have a short attention span? Nah. LOL, I dunno. THat was the main point; I thought that it would be a lot sadder for Hermione to not be allowed to have contact with her one true love, so yah. LOL, thanks so much for your review! ~Lindsey :)
Yay, that was awesome! I got the email that you'd written a new story, so I checked it out. I never really liked reading R/Hr fics, but now I'm warming to them. I'm adding this story to my favourites, I hope you update soon. 9.9999999/10
Author's Response: Oh, thanks SO much! Adding it to your favorites is one of the best things that you could have done! You don\'t even know how special that makes me feel! Chapter two is with my beta; it should be coming within a bit! Thanks so much!
~Lindsey :)
Happiness is a curious thing by Barnabus_the_Barmy7
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 3]
Summary: We experience four stages of the second war, in the eyes of women who experience happiness, love, worry and grief.
I really liked the ending. I hope that didn't sound really mean to everyone that died, but it was a shock. The other three were about weddings, then the last one was completely different. I read the name Ginny and though 'yay, she's getting married to Harry now. Huzzah!' but it was completely different. Awesomely written as well, that's always a bonus.
Author's Response: Thank-you! I was really worried that people wouldn\'t like it because everyone died! Thanks for saying it was well written too, thats really nice. This is my first review, so I\' really glad it\'s good! Thanks again~ash
Harry Potter and the Seven-Year War by QwayMelqnu
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 469]
Summary: Harry is steadfast in his decision to break up with Ginny Weasley, hoping that she will be kept safe from Voldemort's clutches, but unforeseen circumstances will push them back together sooner than anyone could have anticipated. Harry finally acknowledges his true feelings for her before setting out on the hunt for the Horcruxes, but unfortunately the subsequent war with Tom Riddle and his followers would end up lasting longer than anyone could’ve expected. Can Harry and Ginny’s love stand the test of time? And how far will Harry go to make sure they are given the chance to find that out?
Wow, is this really the first thing you've ever written? I've been writing for years and I'm 110% positive I could'nt write something as good as this. A million points to you.
Author's Response: Very true. the last thing I wrote was probably a book report or something for English class back in High School 10 years ago. I don\'t read that much either (Until I discovered HP fanfics, lol). I do watch a lot of movies though. I picture my story as a movie sometimes. Helps me to visualize. And thanks for the review!
I quite like this story. I found it today and thought it looked okay. About two hours later I got up to this chapter and thought 'well, that's was pretty awesome' added to favourites! Please update soon!
Author's Response: Well I appreciate the compliments. I read over it myself over the weekend and it does improve as it goes along. I guess that would make sense since the first chapter is the first fanfiction I ever wrote. It\'s good to know I\'m getting better as I go along. Thanks for the review!
The Prince of Air and Darkness by starlightzephyr
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 44]
Summary: Lord Voldemort is close to victory. He has conquered most of Britain, he has gained legions of followers, and through dark magic he has restored his youth. Now all he needs to break the spirit of the rebels who stand against him and complete his own success is a young, beautiful, pureblood bride…
When Ginny Weasley is kidnapped, Harry Potter and his friends will do anything to get her back. Now they must ally themselves with a follower of Lord Voldemort, a hunter with the evilest of pasts, and a former schoolmate they hate beyond all reason…
A tale of adventure, romance, intrigue and suspense. Based on the assumption that Hogwarts never reopened, and the battle against Voldemort has lasted almost four years.
This is a reader participatory fic. That means readers get to decide which chapters come next, suggest plotlines, and even make an appearance in the story! More about this inside...
*Adds to favourites* You've got my interest, that's a hard thing to do with my short attention span. Lovely first chapter.
Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked it! (I have a short attention span too. :) )
Harry Potter...Housewife? by AurorGirl101
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 233]
Summary: The War has been over for five years, and life is happy. When Harry and Ginny Potter find out they are going to be parents for the first time, they have no idea what to do.
But when an incident occurs, Ginny is ordered to be on bed-rest for the rest of her pregnancy. Humor ensues as Ginny tries to direct Harry through the daily duties as a housewife.
AurorGirl101 has left Mugglenet Fanfiction. Please see my author page for more info.
Teehee, a hopefully happy ending to the chapter. People say cliffies are evil, but I like them. Update soon!
Author's Response: Yes, it was quite nice. I like cliffies too, sometimes they are good, sometimes...not. Like the next chapter!
Fluffier than a million pygmy puffs! (how poetic of me) Can one of the babies PLEASE be a lizard? That would be like the biggest twist ever. At least people would be wondering who the father was...
Anyhoo, I loved this chapter as much as chocolate chip ice cream (wow, I'm dishing out the poetry) bye!
Author's Response: LOL! Umm...no I like human babies.. sorry! You\'re a very funny person
Name one Aurora. That name is so awesome, but my favourite names for girls are Lily, Adrianna and Jamie. Of course, if someone would just make them lizards...
Seriously I hope you don't name one of them Lily, or Molly. You probably have the names all picked out. Is the cliffie Ginny going into labor early? If so, I win. Great chapter.
Author's Response: Thanks! Sorry, stilll no lizards =)....I do actually have the names picked out. No one is named Lily or Molly. Yes, you win!
