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Member Since: 11/18/06
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I think I'm back... It's been years, I know, but I've missed the fanfiction world.


About my stories: (for anyone who cares to read them, though I really wouldn't suggest it...)

I started posting these when I was young. REALLY, really... young. It's glaringly obvious just how inexperienced I was at writing (and life?), but I don't have it in my heart to delete my fics, which may or may not be a reflection on my real life (I'll take "Hopeless Pining and the Inability to Let Go" for $1,000, Alex).

In fact, I don't want to to delete them. At all. If I continue them, I plan to just build off of what I have, even if what I have isn't so great. (By the by, I wouldn't suggest doing that in other areas of life. Like, say, construction.) They may be embarassingly underwritten, but they're mine!

Right now, though, I'm just trying to catch up on everything I have missed (namely, all the excellent stories that have popped up/been finished while I've been away from Fanfiction Land). Though, the site is so much more quiet then it used to be! (For obvious reasons. *sigh* I wish J.K. Rowling would sell out and write another Harry Potter book.)

Well, that's about it. I wish I could think of something more entertaining and eye-catching to put on here, but it seems my talent for wit is inversely proportional to my age.


About my username:

I was barely past tweenaged (yes, I said tweenaged) when I made this account, which of course meant that I had to have an overbearing and debilitating obsession with some celebrity or another at the time (not that I'm generalizing or anything), and would simply not have survived if I didn't firmly cement my adoration "4eva".

My victim of choice was, quite obviously, poor (or should I say "exceedingly rich"?) Mr. Radcliffe. I'm happy to say I've recovered from that addiction, (largely by moving on to other, older celebrities *cough*) though I still have the tendency to lash out in a verbal torrent of anger when anyone says he's "not even that cute". You've been warned.


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Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.

WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.

RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 01/16/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Hilarious! I'm reading it in the library and everyone is looking at me like I'm crazy because, which of course is prompting me to laugh louder, anyways...This is really, really funny! Have you seen Spamalot? ('Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?' is said in that play...)

Author's Response: I ALWAYS laugh loudly in the library! My classmates are used to it by now. And myesss, Spamalot is my favourite play! I know all of the songs and I can quote most of it. I\'m even more obsessed with Python than I am with Potter!

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 01/16/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

Sorry, the review I just posted didn't make very much sense, I meant everyone was looking at me like I was crazy because I was laughing in the middle of the library, which makes me laugh harder......Great Story :-)

Author's Response: That\'s okay, I love nonsensical reviews!


Summary: Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Hermione Granger is a Charms Professor at Hogwarts. As the anniversary of the Final Battle approaches, she finds herself dealing with unresolved grief and the return of Severus Snape.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 2233 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
09/26/06 Updated: 10/03/06

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 01/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is really interesting, please update.


Moonlight and Shadow by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 428]


Tonks' world has fallen into shadow. Voldemort has returned, the Order of the Phoenix has risen, and Sirius is slowly drowning in memories and Firewhisky. Tonks needs more than determination to fight the darkness. She needs Remus.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 123179 Chapters: 31 Completed: Yes
10/30/06 Updated: 06/08/07

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 15: Shadow of a Doubt

Fantastic, as usual. Your stories are the best...

Author's Response: Aw, you make me a happy writer! Merci beaucoup! (and in every other language under the sun!)

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/22/06 Title: Chapter 9: Shadow Spinner

Brilliant. Loved it. Excellent way of portraying Draco and Narcissa's interactions with Lucius. Oh, and the Snape cooties thing was hilarious (along with Sirius's comment of Lucius being effeminate:))

Author's Response: Thank you so much for telling me the parts you liked! Since I post a D/G fic and a Snape/OC fic too, I have to confess to a soft spot for Slytherin men. :D They\'re so much fun to write! I can see \'manly\' blokes who don\'t give a toss what they wear looking at Lucius and thinking \'Nancy\' can\'t you? LOL


Fanning the Flames by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 10]


Remus gathered the scattered embers of my heart and held them in his hand...

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 156 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
10/31/06 Updated: 11/01/06

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: Fanning the Flames

Really cool! Somehow, I'm getting the feeling you have a thing for Remus? :)

Author's Response: Don\'t tell, but I have a thing for Snape, Sirius, and Draco too, LOL.

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: Fanning the Flames

Yah, i like them all too *dodges mob of other fangirls*...yay to Draco, Remus, Sirius and Snape!

And to make this post relevant, yay to all your stories!...oh, and merry christmas! :)

Author's Response: Merry, merry, merry Christmas to you for having such good taste in HP men and reading stories about them! ;)


Uncle Fred Calls Him Dick by MagEd
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1510]

Summary: Past Featured Story2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts

Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)


"Oh, I can so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 67532 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
11/04/06 Updated: 05/01/07

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Uncle Ron Never Laughs

I really like the story so far, and I really want Ginny to find out that Harry's still around (and ditch, um, rick...)

Nice title, by the way...

Author's Response: I\'m glad you like it, thanks for the review!


Forgetting to Lock Up by grape_2010
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: One-shot. Lily is getting antsy waiting for James to propose, but when he finally plans to, she almost gets killed first.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 2844 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/11/06 Updated: 11/21/06

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: Forgetting to Lock Up

Nice story, love the ending (shortest engagement, lol). I agree with you that pain makes the best climax, as you always wonder how the person is going to fare.


Summary: At some point there had to have been a choice.

The logical place to begin a story is at the point of the first decision. But what if there were no decisions? What if, at every point, there was only one possible act? What if the story simply cannot be told?

Completed (though not posted) entirely pre-DH.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 59812 Chapters: 27 Completed: Yes
11/15/06 Updated: 08/01/07

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 04/27/10 Title: Chapter 27: Epilogue

Severus *finally* gets a happy ending. YAY!


Summary: After the tragic murder of the Potters, Sirius is thrown into Azkaban for betraying them. The thoughts that torture him of his last year in Hogwarts are the only things that are keeping him on the bridge of sanity. He begins to think back about how his best friend finally captured and won Lily over.

Somehow this was deleted off the website when I tried to submit the next chapter. Bare with me when I try to sort out the problems. Enjoy!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4662 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
11/15/06 Updated: 04/04/07

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 04/04/07 Title: Chapter 2: Confrontations Part I

Very good story, I look forward to reading more in the future! Now to something else - your sister. I'm sure it's very hard for you, and you obviously love her a lot. Just pray for her, hun. I'll pray for her too. Best wishes.

Author's Response: Im really glad that you want to read more. But you literally made my day by saying you will pray for her. May God\'s goodness shine down on you thank you for caring it means a lot to me.


A Moment of Comfort by RupertsPheonix
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Hermione and Harry have experienced loss several times and each time they've had plenty of people to lean on, to comfort them. But what happens when those people aren't around and all they have is each other?


Warning: This focuses on three main pairings; R/Hr, H/Hr, & H/G.

Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1825 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/19/06 Updated: 11/21/06

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Moment of Comfort

Very sad but very good. It would be good if you did the simultaneous version of this in Harry's view...

Author's Response: Thank you! Oh, a companion! That\'s a great idea, I\'ll have to see what I can do! =) Thank yuo so much for the positive review!! =) --RP


Deserving by wicked angel
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 32]

Summary: Draco Malfoy has everything. Well, that's what everyone thinks, but it's not quite true. There's a certain red-headed girl that he decides he needs for his own and will have at all cost.

Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations

Word count: 5148 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/01/06 Updated: 12/07/06

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: Deserving

Very interesting. I wish it wasn't a one-shot. I could totally imagine Draco like that, lol.

Author's Response: so glad you liked it!


The Greatest Marauder by Prongsies_Girl_93
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: Lily tells James some wonderful news after he comes home from a long day.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 882 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/07/06 Updated: 12/11/06

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 04/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was sweet...and sad at the end. I loved the "on vast amounts of Firewhiskey" line. I (also) loved how you had Lily just 'casually' mention that he would set a bad example for their child - I read it and was like, wait... Anyways, very nice!

Author's Response: Thank you! I loved that line too, it was actually my favorite. Thanks a lot!

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 04/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was sweet...and sad at the end. I loved the "on vast amounts of Firewhiskey" line. I (also) loved how you had Lily just 'casually' mention that he would set a bad example for their child - I read it and was like, wait... Anyways, very nice!

Author's Response: Ummm, did you press the \'submit\' button twice?


Summary: Professor Snape receives an unexpected Christmas gift.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1400 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/09/06 Updated: 12/17/06

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: Professor Needs New Ones

That was very interesting. Very nice way of portraying Dobby - you could totally imagine him doing that. All hail the OOC Snape!

Author's Response: That\'s what I got such a giggle over. I could just see Dobby. I wish I always laughed so much writing a story!


Snapshots of Sirius by Slian Martreb
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Five snapshots of Remus's life with Sirius.

Categories: Remus/Sirius Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 1941 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/12/06 Updated: 12/22/06

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: With Sirius

I loved it, I just wish you would have drawn out the memories a bit more, and made them longer, it was so good.

Author's Response: Thank you very much. Don\'t tell the mods, but this story is a ploy to get all of my drabbles through the Q. There are some things that I\'ve written that I love but are perfect (to me at least) at the length that they are; they shouldn\'t be made longer. But I still want people to be able to read them. There will be more snapshots coming though, as soon as the Q reopens. I\'m very happy that you enjoyed. Thanks, again.


Masked Ferret Unmasked by Eilime
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 110]

Summary: One-shot fanfiction

A Masquerade Ball has been arranged in the Golden Trio’s seventh year at Hogwarts and everyone is bursting with excitement. That is, everyone except Draco Malfoy who definitely does not expect to find the love of his life with whom he’s supposed to spend the rest of his measly life at this uninventive and unoriginal ball.

An epic romance. Will love conquer all? Is it true that opposites attract? And who are these opposites doomed to be? Why does Draco feel the need to clench and unclench it buttocks repeatedly? Is he ill? Or is he just wishing for this fanfiction to end? Read and find out …in this prodigious, celestial, sumptuous, epic romance in which love will prove... Oh, God, I can’t even write this heinous summary. Just read the *loud beeping sound* fic.

Need I warn you that this story is OOC?

Oh, all right, fine: Warning: OOCness

9th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)

Important announcement in my profile

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2731 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/16/06 Updated: 12/16/06

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: One shot

I absolutely love your sense of humor! This story was very funny, and I loved how you mentioned put random things in the story (i.e. Buzz Lightyear, Ginny instead of Hermione).

Author's Response: I\'m happy to hear it. Thank you!


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 12/24/06 Title: None

I loved it, can't wait for more...I felt sorry for Snape, I didn't want Lily to be mad at him for some reason....Nice way of explaining the notes in the margins of Harry's potions book...

Author's Response: Oh my gosh, my first review to my first fanfic *gives gleeful sqeal*! What an awesome Xmas present:). You\'ll learn more about why Lily reacted the way she did and how she feels in chapter 2, \"Advice\". Oh, by the way, I changed \"Rosier\" to \"Regulus\", it just makes the story go a whole lot smoother. Stuff like the explanation for the notes in the margins are just things I come up with while bored in geo class:). Thank you so much for the review!

Reviewer: radcliffe4eva Signed
Date: 01/19/07 Title: None

That was really good, I could imagine James getting really nervous with Lily and sort of blurting it out...I could also imagine Sirius going off and telling everyone...that was really good, please update again soon! :-)

Author's Response: Yay! This was my first stab at romance, I\'m glad that you liked it:). I don\'t have that much experience in RL with romance, so I wasn\'t sure if I\'d be able to pull it off. I love writing with Sirius, I dread the chapter where I\'ll be forced to make him grow up. Thanks for the review!

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