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Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.

Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 07/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Unfair!!!

Yeah, it's the best fanfic I've read...EVER! I dont think there is a line that could be tooken out and replaced to make it funnier.
WRITE MORE!!!!!! (finish that sequel =P)

Author's Response: Haha, thanks Pence! Due to my immense excitement over \'Deathly Hallows\' release and my bad internet connection, I won\'t be posting any more chapters until August, and I\'m going to Italy for three weeks that month so unfortunately not much will be able to get out. After that though - I promise!


Truth Be Told by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 354]

Summary: What happens when Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' reknowned kings of pranks, decide to spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with truth potion? A day filled with true confessions of Hogwarts students!!!!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Alternate Universe

Word count: 4564 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 11/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot




Behind those Emerald Eyes by makinmagic323
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 2008]

Summary: Ten years have elapsed since Dumbledore's death and McGonagall has Hogwarts back on its feet again. Hermione and Malfoy both teach at the school. But when a new teacher is hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, everyone seems to feel that they've met him before. A story of mystery, passion, friendship, and jealousy… not to mention that Harry Potter has been missing for ten years and Voldemort is dead. (All violence is mild).


There have been errors when this story gets submitted for validation, so the mods have to do it manually. Therefore it does not show when it has been validated -- but it has!!

Thank you to all my reviewers!!!

Disclaimer: I own my imagination, JK Rowling owns Harry Potter.

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 40191 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
09/20/06 Updated: 01/16/09

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 07/07/08 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 9: Part II: Heated Blood

"Do not add 'I will only update this story for x amount of reviews', as we will delete that from your story."

Author's Response: thanks


Never Alone by ckwright51
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 426]

Summary: Dumbledore’s gone and Harry, Ron and Hermione have returned to Privet Drive to start their search for the Horcruxes. Their plan not to return to Hogwarts is changed with the reading of Dumbledore’s will. Harry must discover that his friends are a greater help then he can imagine and how to use the “Power the Dark Lord knows not.” With a little romance, action, mystery and even Quidditch along the way, Harry will find out if he and his friends can defeat the greatest Dark Wizard of the age.

This story was completely written before the release of DH or the Order of the Phoenix movie. Any similarities are entirely coincidental.

All reviews will recieve a response!

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 158268 Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes
10/24/06 Updated: 11/28/07

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 07/19/07 Title: Chapter 27: Truth, Lies, and the Shrieking Shake


By far my favorite chapter, and an AMAZING ending!! GOOD JOB!! (I love how Harryu's a beast at Occlumency!!)

Now what is up with that clever little snake that is Snape? I can't stand how he doesn't fight!!

Author's Response: Thanks for the kind words. Isn\'t it amazing what Harry can do with a proper teacher? As for Snape, we will start to find out next chapter. Take Care and Enjoy DH when it comes out.

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 05/06/07 Title: Chapter 20: Choices

I wanna know how this next chapter is gonna turn-out. This i s a great fic!(Let's get some more Horcruxes going!!)

Author's Response: Thanks Pence. THe next chapter is coming up soon and the Horcruxes are coming as well. GLad you are enjoying it so far.


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 07/15/07 Title: None

erm, have you forgotten about this story, or just giving it up?


Never Free by Sly Severus
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Bellatrix Lestrange believes that she is finally free. Everyone who has hurt her is gone. She thinks that she will finally be able to find peace. But is there ever peace for someone like Bellatrix Lestrange?

Written for the Winter Tales Challenge, Things That Go Bump In the Night, The Second Option, by Sly Severus of Slytherin.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Suicide, Violence

Word count: 1403 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/09/06 Updated: 12/12/06

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 12/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


Really got in the mind of the character!!

Great Work!!

Author's Response: Glad you liked it.

Thanks so much :D


Summary: A 7th year fic in which Harry, Ron and Hermione search for the remaining Horcruxes and ultimately battle Voldemort. Post HBP; in canon, no slash. H/G R/Hr

Chapter 25 is up; Chapter 26 is with my beta!

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death

Word count: 101902 Chapters: 25 Completed: No
01/06/07 Updated: 10/16/07

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 03/26/07 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - Slytherin's Locket

Intresting how you have them figure out how to detroy a horcrux...
Good chapter, update ASAP please!!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review, Pence! I\'m glad you\'re liking the story so far. Chapter 9 should be with my beta either today or tomorrow so expect the next chapter in about 5-8 days. Thanks again!

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 - Secrets Revealed

oooh, what a cliff-hanger!


Author's Response: Thanks a lot for the review, Pence! The next chapter is w/my beta so it should be up in not too long. Glad you liked it!

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 05/02/07 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 - Godric's Hollow

Wow, my personal favorite!! I love how you incorporated the Golden Snitch maker and what not... I wonder who the raspy-voiced Death Eater is...:)

Author's Response: Hmm... I wonder ;) Thanks for the review, I\'m really glad that you\'re enjoying it! Before I wrote this chapter I was browsing HP Lexicon (I think lol) and I came across the whole Bowman Wright-Godric\'s Hollow thing and I thought it would be an interesting way for the trio to discover where Godric\'s Hollow was, so I\'m glad you liked it! Thanks again!

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 - Through the Wardrobe

Good Chapter!! Was wondering when that bird would come. Good making draws to the other 6 books!

Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: Thanks so much, Pence, I really appreciate the review!


Confessions Of Lumpy Poo by Soupdragon
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 41]


Lily's thoughts are a sacred place. People think that head of hers stores valuable information for he next Potions assignment but those people are so wrong. In fact her head is filled with rather rude and amusing thoughts but she's strong as steel and keeps that in her instead of out.

But the arrival of a Veela causes her blood to boil and her thoughts to rapidly twist and churn in anger and all. Not only is ths Veela pretty, and french, she's also flirtacious. A dangerous mix. So what's this got to do with anything? Well, for one she's been messing around with a ton of boys making many girls so annoyed including our Lily here. Her thoughts start to leak which equals an hour of witty comments and laughing fits. This causes many heads to turn. Including one of those with messy hair.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3492 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
03/17/07 Updated: 06/13/07

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 03/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: Lily, Lolly, Lumpy Poo

i like...I like... funny how you get in her head.
She acts like a real girl her age (lily, i mean). Well done!!

Author's Response: Thank you for the review!! -Soup


Tom Riddle and the Deadly Mallows by Zetera
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 46]

Summary: Sequel to the parody 'Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince', which I am proud to state won the 2006 Quicksilver Quill award for best humor. Prior reading is advised, but not absolutely necessary.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4086 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
05/08/07 Updated: 06/27/07

Reviewer: Pence Signed
Date: 07/18/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter Three: The Best Plan Ever

OMG this is the most amazing piece of literature i have ever read...ok, well, nto the ACTUAL Harry Potter books...but those go without saying, im sure you'll understand

Author's Response: Haha, thank you! And of course I understand, the Harry Potter books rule all, no exceptions.

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