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I love unusual ships (but I'll read any of them, really) and most humor, but I don't write too often.

Yes, I know something messed up on All They Wanted (previously All You Wanted, changed for copyright reasons) when I submitted it that kept it from being spaced correctly.

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Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 11/11/06 Title: Chapter 8: Transition

and now, to describe it in chatspeak:
OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOO TTLY PWNSME!!!!111!!!!!! WWWWOOOOWWWW!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!eleven!!!!

~A Pay Out To All Those Annoying Over-Used Plots~ by _SkittleZ_

Summary: PLEASE OH PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!! 6TH CHAPPIE DONE!!! We've all heard those annoying Death-Curse.com over-used plot bunnies...but what would it be like if you had a story with all of them rolled into one? Read and find out! Cheers :D
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 11/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 - A new Hermione

Hey! What about Voldy's daughter falling in love with a random penguin that Hermione conjured up in her potion induced sleep after a snogging session with cedric diggory's dog's ghost? seriously, that one was just sooo obvious...

Harry versus the Penguins by Salem

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry Potter goes to the zoo. An evil plot is evident. Oh, and I don't own Harry Potter rights or penguins. Just to let you know. PLEASE REVIEW!
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 11/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Bob

I loved it!

Author's Response: Awww. That\'s the kind of reaction I love.

Decoy by slipstick

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Somewhere in the multivers lies a time line on which Dumbledore chose a different strategy. Harry is sent to school in the U.S. and an American muggle-born to Hogwarts. Our story begins about the time of Harry's eleventh birthday
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 11/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: There is more in heaven and earth...

W. O. W.

A Different Road by black_ink

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: [Year 1: Complete] Harry's a Slytherin and friends with Draco Malfoy. How will his years at Hogwarts turn out, now that he's a Slytherin? Will he turn to the Dark Arts and be a follower of Voldemort? Or will he kill Voldemort, or die trying, after he learns of the prophecy? Will Harry's choices lead him down a different road? Follow and you will see...

"The first step, my son, which one makes in the world, is the one on which depends the rest of our days." -Voltaire
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 11/12/06 Title: Chapter 33: Inquisitive

woooohoooooo! new fav authorship coming right up!

Author's Response: yay!!! thanks!!!

Heat by Islander

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: In this fic you will watch Crookshanks as he tries to find his soul mate. When he thinks he's finally found a fantastic feline, will he be able to convince her that they belong together? Crookshanks/. . . wouldn't you like to know! Read and find out!
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 11/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Heat

Call me crazy, but this would make it as a humor fic!

Author's Response: It might indeed! The end, I think, is really the humorous part. But, so as not to be too pretentious, I put it in Romance, because everyone hates a humor fic that turns out not to be funny. :)

A Happy Hogwarts Hanukah by Darth Sirius

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Why should Hogwarts celebrate Christmas every year?
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 11/02/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Happy Hogwarts Hanukah

This is a GREAT story! Probably the best holiday-humor fic I've read, and that's saying a lot. This one's going on my favorites list!

Author's Response: Yay, I\'m a favorite! You know, it\'s odd. I spend months on epic fics that get no response (which is why they\'re not here) and a fic I dash off during lunch has such rave reviews! Ah, well. I\'m not complaining!

Something Lost by Violet Phoenix

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Itís strange how things turn out sometimes, I thought as I watched Lily and James together the evening after their wedding. It could have just as easily been me in his place.

James Potter wasn't the only one who loved Lily Evans.
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 11/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Something Lost

Wow, this is great! I don't know what else to say, but I love it!

Author's Response: I\'m glad you enjoyed it. Thank you very much for reviewing. =)

The Ones Who Cannot Speak by Bane of Severus

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This poem is meant to convey a feeling of simultaneous realism and resilience about the war and fallen comrades. Please read and review.
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 11/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It certainly does what you wanted. It's a nice poem by my rating standards, and a great poem by my writing standards!

Author's Response: Thanks a bunch! It\'s really great to know that people are reading the stuff I\'ve written. Get some posts up, I\'d like to read yours.

Uncle Fred Calls Him Dick by MagEd

Rated: 6th-7th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: 2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts

Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)


"Oh, I can so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 12/10/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Uncle George's Surprise

Go Harry! Go Harry! Go Harry!

Oh, and awesome story MagEd

Author's Response: Thanks!

Meet the - Children? by Winged Artemis

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Lily Evans is a cheeky, brainy, hopeless romantic seventeen-year-old Head Girl with a sour temper. James Potter is an arrogant, hilarious, prank-pulling seventeen-year-old Head Boy with an immature head on his shoulders. Lily loathes James and James loves Lily. Blahblahblah.

However, when a mysterious locket and a very wacked Headmaster inform the two of them that their son is in grave danger, James, Lily, and of course, Sirius, are magically transported to the future to meet James and Lily's son and the state that the magical world is in.

A twist of mystery, fun, romance and some Sirius humor! And with a wee bit of J/L, H/G, and R/Hr!

WARNING: Tree climbing Dumbledores, valuable pieces of jewelry, and an ecess of sugar are contained inside - oh, and HBP is disregarded.

See profile for update information.
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 12/10/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two - To the Future

I love this story! Just keep it unpredictable and I'm happy!

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

"It Unscrews The Other Way" by Pussycat123

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The line that probably best describes the legacy that the Weasley twins left behind after their Great Escape, during Umbridge’s brief rein at Hogwarts. Their legend lasted years afterwards ... but eventually, the only permanent physical reminder was the roped off corner of one corridor, containing a small part of swamp. The mystery of its origins is merely smiled at reminiscently by teachers, and the students can do nothing but spread rumours of how it came to be. When little Janey Weasley starts life at Hogwarts, the mystery is still unsolved. On a whim, and desperate for recognition, she writes home to her father, asking how it came to be. When Ron replies with the true story, a chain of events begins that might just be the making of the next true Hogwarts mischief legend ...

**One-Shot, Post Hogwarts** Now available as AudioFiction Episode #95!

Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 12/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: "It Unscrews The Other Way"

If this is a one shot, you are incredibly cruel. This is a fantastic idea! Keep it going pleeease!

Author's Response: Maybe I am, maybe I\'m not ... I probably am. Mwa ha ha! Don\'t give up hope, maybe one day I will decide to add some more.

Christmas Kisses by Kerichi

Rated: 6th-7th Years •

Early Christmas morning, not a Malfoy or Weasley was stirring...except Draco and Ginny, who met for Christmas breakfast and ended up making a meal of Christmas kisses.

*A Tale of Two Matchmakers holiday outtake*

Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 12/20/06 Title: Chapter 1: Christmas Kisses

Really too bad that it mightn't have worked too well in the main fic. I love it!

Author's Response: Yeah, it would have had to have Blaise\'s pov....hungover and sad, and Luna\'s pov, determinedly cheerful yet sad about her mum and conflicted about her feelings for Wesley...wouldn\'t have gone with the D/G sweetness and light. :D

They Told me Not To by Heiress_of_Insanity_

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: They told me not to cry at night

Just sleep.

They told me not to add

Or keep.

Harry is dead. Ginny mourns.
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 01/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like the format, no matter how weird you may think it is. It shows the feelings of the narrator.

Author's Response: Thanks!~H_o_I_

Master and Serpent by Magical Maeve

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A short poem about the connection between Voldermort and Nagini. There's a light rhyme scheme, but I wasn't being too constrained by metre. ;-)
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 01/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I like it!

Author's Response: Thank you.

Wings of a Dove by WhatsInAName

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: She loved him... She loves him still, and it hurts to fall away.
Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 01/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: Ginevra's Dirge


Author's Response: *bows* Thanks! ~Sam

A Charmed Life by Kerichi

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: A little breath of magic and we roll the dice... On holiday with the woman he loves, Sirius finds his biggest little fantasy has turned into reality.

Sequel to Semi Charmed Life

*The concluding, post-Azkaban story, Far Away, for Far too Long, can be found in the Romance/OP category.*

Reviewer: Archaeopteryx Signed
Date: 01/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Charmed Life

Wow. Seriously, your writing has never ceased to amaze me! Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reading and the lovely compliment! :]