Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Oh... My... God!!! Love that Bellatrix isn't really a stupid twit. And that Sirius was in Bermuda! :: dies laughing ::
I'm so sad this is over... :: pouts ::
Oh well! I loved it soooo much!!! :: hugs ::
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you liked those twists. I personally liked them, too. *Hugs back*
:: cracks up :: Hysterical! I love the 'eleventeen' and the amazing censoring. Very fun!
Author's Response: Thanks so much! I have too much fun with Bella\'s punctuation.
:: laughs :: This story really helped brighten up my day! I hope you write more soon! It is so funny!
Author's Response: Thank you! I\'ll try to update soon, but I can\'t guarantee that it\'ll be TOO soon.