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Hi, all. My name's Tara, I'm almost 16, and from the lovely island of Puerto Rico. I go to high school, obviously, and very much enjoy listening to music, reading, writing, drawing, playing video games (a habit acquired thanks to my video game junkie boyfriend, lol) and talking on the phone.

Err...I like food. If you ever have the urge to talk to me, but don't know what about, food would be an excellent way to go. I won't bore you with anything else about me, though. If you're still curious, feel free to add me on MSN Messenger. =)

I'm told my stories are good, so go ahead and give them a read. There are a few that still aren't here, so go check them out at my Portkey account.

Cheers! =)
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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 02/16/05 Title: None

Wow...the end actually gave me shivers. The whole thing with Harry and Voldemort's connection seems very likely--very Rowling-ish--and I find it quite clever. And the wands being able to change evrything that happened is just fantastic, a very imaginative take. Although it is unlikely, it is very good, very well-thought out. This story is fantastic. =)

 

Swapping with Snape by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 401]

Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.

Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?

In short - will either of them survive?

The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 35656 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 06/29/05


Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 01/29/05 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter Twenty

Ooh....this is fantastic! It's funny and it carries a good storyline. Great job! The only thing I would criticize is the lack of details sometimes in the story. Other than that, awesome job!
As for the next chapter: I hope Hermione beats him. =D Just for a laugh at his further annoyance...please?

 

Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 03/15/05 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Eight: Secrets of Poetry and Prose

I loved the poetry Voldie wrote! It's hilarious! =D Also, adored the part when Harry yelled, "It burns! It burns!" Very funny indeed...this is definitely the best humor fic, in my opinion. =)

Author's Response: Aww, you guys are the best. I'll never fit my head out of the door at this rate! Thank you!

 
Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 01/31/05 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Four: Dancing Against The Dark Arts

Lol! Double lol! Triple lol! =D
This is completely and utterly brilliant! I swear, you had me laughing like crazy...your ideas are so ramdom and creative, that instead of sounding odd, they are perfectly logical. =D
I love it, I love it, I love it!

Author's Response: Wohoo!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you! It's always good to hear that I make sense....... I'm so happy you love this.

 

Squidbait Returns by Grainne
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 226]

Summary: This is the tale of what happens when a war-weary Auror returns to Hogwarts only to find that one last battle awaits...in the form of Potions master Severus Snape. A romance with healthy doses of humor, angst, and Quidditch!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 132460 Chapters: 32 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/13/05 Updated: 05/18/05


Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 04/19/05 Title: Chapter 29: Seasonal Changes

Argh! Snape is a very frustrating person indeed. =D I just wish he could've told her at least half of the things he thought about there near the end, instead of that comment about being a decent Dark Arts teacher. I mean, I know he's not an emotional person, and that he's not used to being so honest but...it would've been nice. =)
This whole thing with Miles Farvien seems suspicious. Considering that other bit in the last chapter with him and Kingley, and the news that he's gone to Egypt, odds are he's up to no good. Hmm...interesting. =)
Anyway, great chapter as always! I eagerly await the next. =D

Author's Response: Remember, MF is still reeling from his little lesson in empathy...so hopefully he is not scheming too much :-D As for Snape, well, if he was nice...we would all be writing VERY different stories. Thank you for your thoughtful feedback, Croyez! The Ball is getting dressed... it should be along shortly.

 
Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 03/11/05 Title: Chapter 24: Mind Games

This is very interesting. Both Severus and Athene are questioning the other's feelings and intentions for them, which implies that they are beginning to...perhaps...love each other?
I loved the backstory of how Athene came to join AWB, and how she spent the years preceeding the Final Battle. It gives insight on her character, and explains a bit why she is how she is today.
Severus' interrogation later (favorite color, why she came to Hogwarts) was quite funny indeed. I like how you can keep a balance between plot, humor and romance. Great job!
And last but not least, congrats on getting 100+ reviews. =) You deserve it.

Author's Response: I am always pleased to hear that people appreciate the backstory. I admit to shamelessly borrowing the comic timing of the "What is your favorite color?" question from Monty Python & the Holy Grail, and from my own childhood nurse practitioner, who used to do the opposite, suddenly inserting a question like, "And are you using any illegal substances?" amidst innocent queries about my seatbelt usage, green vegetable consumption, etc. She was a wily woman. Thanks for your support, Croyez!

 
Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 03/01/05 Title: Chapter 22: Snape Is Typecast

Lol! This chapter had me laughing so much...Snape was simply excellent in Dumbledore's office--his sarcasm was very funny, and his closing statement (about the Ministry not having enough funds to cover for their programs) was great. Really, this chapter just cracked me up. =D I needed that after a long, tiring day of school, and an afternoon of schoolwork.
Great job, keep it up!

Author's Response: Thank you; I am always happy to provide a few laughs. Best of luck with your schoolwork!

 
Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 04/11/05 Title: Chapter 28: Dungeon Bound

Fantastic chapter! Those bits with Snape and Athene's situation were pure brilliance. Very funny, well done. The Peeves song was great, too. I can't wait till the Yule Ball...I'm just dying to see Harry's reaction to Athene and Snape. =D Can't wait!
Great job, keep it up!

Author's Response: Thank you!

 
Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 05/04/05 Title: Chapter 30: The Yule Debacle

Yay! I loved this chapter! It definitely lived up to my expectations, maybe even more. =D I loved the coversations between Snape and Athene. I actually laughed out loud when he commented on Hermione's feet! That was so weird, and it reminded me of Evil Villany For Dummies, a humor fic, where it mentions the joys of pointless evil. =)
Although Athene must have looked pretty scary with her colors all mixed up and a hood over her head, I think Harry overreacted just a bit. I mean, fainting?
Athene's present to Snape was hilarious--assuming, of course, she did tell the truth on that one, and I think she did. Although it was funny, it was a bit cruel. But I trust Snape will forgive her...eventually. =D
Well, as I said before, excellent chapter! I look forward to the next!

Author's Response: I will have to look up that story! My view is that Harry is quite disturbed after all he's been through. I admit it was a bit of a stretch, but as he had fainted in PoA when dealing with an actual dementor...well, okay, I admit that using Harry's problems for a shamelss bit of laughs was not in good taste :-( Athene was not lying about the present, but she also hadn't intended to reveal it in public...oops. Thank you, Croyez, for taking the time to read this story and let me know your thoughts!

 
Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 02/23/05 Title: Chapter 21: Athene's Confession

Yay! I just love this story!! I've read all the chapters (finally) and I have to say, you are an incredible writer. You portray Snape in a way that doesn't take away his dryness and sarcasm, yet shows a romantic side of him. Very, very nice. =)
Athene is a brilliant character as well. I think she definitely is what Snape needs. =D It might prove hard at first, because she might be dubious as to whether she can be unwaveringly loyal, patient and respectful, and also because they still have a lot to know about each other, but I trust she will realize that she is, indeed, what he needs.
I particularly enjoyed this chapter, because everything seemed to tie in, and Athene's story was full of twists and turns. And irony. =D It was very interesting to read.
Excellent job! You have great talent, and I absolutely love this fic!

Author's Response: A big fat TA (thanks) for sticking with this story and giving me feedback. I am especially glad that you have not found Snape too smushy--I am trying hard, but it is tricky to do a romance with someone who seems to find the notion of romance an anathema. I have also tried to come up with an OFC that is not a barely disguised version of myself or someone I know, but is, rather, someone with a past as complex as Snape's and enough "balls" (and questionable taste in wizards) to tangle with him. Cheers, Croyez!

 
Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 02/18/05 Title: Chapter 1: Arrivals and Breakfast

Interesting story you have here...I like how it is a Snape/OC fic, particularly because you can make up a whole back story to fit with the plot without completely corrupting a canon character. It's very nicely written, though I'd reccommend putting a divisory lines in the chnges of perspective, to make it easier to read.
I've only gotten as far as chapter three, but I assure you, I will keep reading. This story has definitely caught my attention, and I look forward to the next chapters. Fantastic job!

Author's Response: Cheers for leaving this input! I admit, when I first started writing this I was new to html tags; as you suggest, I will to go back and make the format more user-friendly. Thank you! I hope you enjoy the rest of the story.

 
Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 03/19/05 Title: Chapter 26: An Eyeful of Justice

Brilliant chapter, as always. =) I liked the bit where Snape compared Athene to Harry...that's quite an insult, coming from him! Apparently, Athene was very offended by that, but I think what she did was mean...and horribly embarassing for Snape. =D Athene didn't realize that when she put the memory in the pensieve, and I think it was not only mean, but childish of her. She should have trusted Snape...
Ah, well. This was still a very entertaining chapter--very nice. =) 10!

Author's Response: Your analysis of Athene's behavior is spot on! She was being mean and childish. But she feels threatened by her feelings for Snape, and she is not terribly experienced in the ways of normal, emotionally healthy relationships. On the other hand, I wonder if one should one ever truly trust a Slytherin...he did look, after all! ;) Cheers, Croyez!

 

You're Me?! by Ron Weasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 294]

Summary: After a supposed potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to...you know...go? You'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 11893 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/15/05 Updated: 04/27/05


Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 03/24/05 Title: Chapter 9: One Dirty Little Secret

Lol! Very funny. I think I blushed along with Hermione. =D I also agree that you have captured Harry quite well. Great work!

 
Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 01/31/05 Title: Chapter 5: Lips and Hands

Oh my God...that was so funny! It's such a shame you ended this chapter there...I ended up covering my mouth in shock when Harry opened the door. That's...going to take some explaining. =D
I think the story is fantastic and I hope you continue soon. It's very funny and entertaining--I love it!

 

Summary: Snape and Hermione begin to experience confusion and, after a few drinks, (ok, a few bottles) Snape does something Hermione nver expected. Unfinished, of course.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 9789 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
01/18/05 Updated: 02/14/05


Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 01/29/05 Title: Chapter 5: Concluding...

That was just....beautiful. I don't usually read Snape/Hermione fics because people seem to rush into things or make it rather...NC-17'ish.
Your fic, however, carried such emotion with it, that it made it seem perfectly credible and real. =) It is such a shame it ends there...as I said, it was simply beautiful.
You are a fantastic writer.

 
Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 02/17/05 Title: Chapter 7: Death eaters

Fantastic! =) I didn't review the last chapter, either, but they were both great. I feel so bad for Hermione...apart from the fact that her relationship with Severus isn't widely accepted, now she has to deal with the fact that he won't remember any of their love. It's a really bad situation. =(
The Death Eater scene was great, too. Voldemort seemed perfectly cruel, and for a second there, I too believed that he had found out about Severus.
Poor Johnson, though, whoever he was.

 

I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 01/29/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Note

Lol! Oh, how a little love letter can cause such a mess! This is going to be good...great job on the start. You have a great writing style. I especially love the lists. =)

Author's Response: Most people do enjoy the lists...anyway thanks for the review! This situation gets even more chaotic...*evil laughter*

 

Summary: Sirius Black, the most saught after male in the history of Hogwarts, has just had another successful friday night...but the girl he's with is not who he expected (one shot, rated for implied sex and some language, total humour!!!)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1077 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/05 Updated: 01/29/05


Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 01/29/05 Title: Chapter 1: Sirius's Worst hangover ever...

Lol! I personally found it very entertaining to read. It was funny to think about how Sirius and Lily might react if they...uh...did something while they were drunk. They're basically family, in my opinion. Very awkward situation.
Anyway, very good, well written, and quite funny. I wonder, however, is this a one-shot, or will it be continued?
Either way, great job. =)

Author's Response: Thanks! I was very hyper and insperation struck...hehe! I do agree with you: Sirius and Lily are more like relatives than anything else! And to answer you question, yes, this is a one-shot, but I might think about making a sequel or something of the sort, but in multiple chapter mode! Thanks for reviewing, -Evilpersonified

 

Dry Your Eyes by Evilpersonified
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Bellatrix and Severus once loved each other, but circumstances would not allow them to be together. An explanation on why they are who they are today (ONE-SHOT, SONG-FIC, RATED R FOR SEX AND SWEARING)

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2849 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/03/05 Updated: 02/03/05


Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 02/18/05 Title: Chapter 1: Dry Your Eyes

Wow...this was such a great one-shot. It carried so much emotion, honestly, at the end of the fic I had a knot in my chest. =) Very well written....I know I could never manage to write such a sad, yet beautiful story. Great job, really. =) Realistic, too...I could definitely see that happening.
Just...fantastic! Bravo!

Author's Response: Wow thanks! *big smile* That review just made my day! Thanks so much!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Croyez Signed
Date: 04/01/05 Title: None

First to review after the first, so I'm even more special. =P Lol, just kidding.
I just had to review after reading, mainly because of the Snape and Trewlaney marriage part. It was completely and utterly hilarious! The "Sevy" thing just cracked me up. Great job!

Author's Response: Glad you thought it was funny! We actually call a teacher of ours Sevy...but that's a different story...Thanks for the review!

 
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