"She's baaaack..."
Haha! It's been, what, nearly two years? I'm 17 now, I'm still a Potterhead, my writing's improved 100-fold, and I'm still a dragon-lover and true Ravenclaw at heart.
God bless Norberta!
Late-Night Antics by FlooCrookshanks
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 48]
Summary: Snape chasing Fawkes, drunken parties in Gryffindor Tower, marigolds, cats, phoenix poo, floo powder, Dumbledore's false teeth, and eyeballs. Discover the bizarre events you never knew happened at Hogwarts!
Wellllll...that was...fascinating. Do you mind if I borrow the drunkenness for my FanFic? I'm doing a Snape experiment. 6 students and a potion of firewhisky and Veritaserum. Oh, the hilarity.
Is it me, or is that note the cause of all trouble? Ah, but anyway, the humor is killing me. Spike the punch and gulp it down, we should have a party like this. Chattering teeth, psycho cats, and an exploding toaster(oops, wrong fic.) .
The Confessions of Lord Voldemort by Master Wolf
Rated: [Reviews - 79]
Summary: A look at how Voldemort really feels.
I have to question the sanity of this story. A bison with rabies and a mongoose with wings? Do you think we are all idiots?! Also, I do like the Crucificto idea, because I argued with my Latin teacher about that.
Okayyyyyy....you are insane, but we all are. I loved it. A pity you didn't continue it on, though...
Caffeine High by Chaos Illusion
Rated: [Reviews - 103]
Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.
And I thought I got drunk on sparkling cider at New Year's...this is both fascinating and scary. This is not just random humor. This is idiotic insanity. IT ROCkS! :)
Wrewolf PMS? I need to use that term. Hoorah! For insanity (turns Harry into a penguin and James into a Crumple-Horned Snorkack, skipping down the halls and singing about werewolves being awesome) . YAY SUGAR-HIGHS!
Spinning Out Of Control by Black Angel
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]
Summary: “They should have known better… It was happening and no one knew how to stop it.” Seamus starts something one night, something that quickly overtakes the whole school. Will anything ever be the same again?
I give you credit for suspense. I had no clue how outrageous the thing was until Seamus finally told us. Spin-the-bottle, school-wide? Sound's like Luna's Truth Or Dare...
Summary: Skeletons in the proverbial closet? Hidden talents that drive one mad? Obsessive compulsive behavior? All this and more can be found within this trilogy of insanity. Characters admit their addictions and, for the most part, have nothing to be ashamed about.
Quick question...where did you become inspired by this? It sounds like an AA meeting, albeit an odd, and...disturbing one.
Secrets, Lies and Guinness Pies by adjectived noun
Rated: [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, as one rather astute young auror notes, drinking and pretending nothing is wrong is NOT dealing with your problems, and Remus Lupin must confront his grieving.
Well...I know my own alcoholic family, and I like the story. It's good fun, with enough idioicy (although I can barely understand a bloody word Dung is saying.) to keep it interesting. Plus, Harry drunk, is freaking hilarious. I wrote my own parody of Firewhisky and Veritaserum, but this is much better!
Tonks? Oh Merlin, tell me there won't be little metamorphing-werewolf babies running loose on the world? I loved her explanation of life's beginning, though. She should teach my Biology class. Is it interesting that you're following a Grimmrook style of writing? Fun starts, happy beginnings, then you bring crashing reality and unhappiness into play. It's a good writing scheme.
The Secret Room of Salazar Slytherin by MoonyPadfootProngs
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 71]
Summary: Hermione has somehow found a secret room inside the Slytherin common room. A place where the Slytherins can, shall I say, let loose and get a little crazy...and get crazy it shall.
(A/N: All characters and settings in my story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended)
Is it me, or iseveryone weirder than usual?
This story makes Luna seem sane. Why all the scary craziness?
What Really Happened in the Third-Floor Corridor by Artimus Moneytrouser
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]
Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.
Is it me or is this story just stupid?
Rowling & Seuss: Together at Last by Cassiel Oliviari
Rated: [Reviews - 99]
Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!
I've heard of insanity, but you've taken the whole bloody cake on this one.
Interviews with Rita Skeeter by LO1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 47]
Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!
Ah, new reason to hate Rita. (Get the I Hate Rita Skeeter badges, Hermione!) Also, tell her those relationships were completely unfounded! (Magical eyes and potpurri fears?)
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AHHHH GET THAT DORITO AWAY! by iamsuchadork
Rated: [Reviews - 38]
Summary: What will happen when Harry has to face his fear of a certain muggle snack at school? Who will find out? Who will tell the whole school?
Question, your inspiration for a first-person Harry-Dorito phobia was...what? This just seems too nutty to be...normal.
Wait...what does the last paragraph mean? I got confused...
The School of Insane Students by Hogwartzgrl479
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 122]
Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.
Was it a coincidence that you were using the names of the Harry Potter actors? Or was that just more insanity? (And I thought an insane school was my idea! Dang!)
