Penname: Peridot_Horntail [Contact]
Real name: Gabrielle McGee
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"She's baaaack..."

Haha! It's been, what, nearly two years? I'm 17 now, I'm still a Potterhead, my writing's improved 100-fold, and I'm still a dragon-lover and true Ravenclaw at heart.

God bless Norberta!
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Late-Night Antics by FlooCrookshanks
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: Snape chasing Fawkes, drunken parties in Gryffindor Tower, marigolds, cats, phoenix poo, floo powder, Dumbledore's false teeth, and eyeballs. Discover the bizarre events you never knew happened at Hogwarts!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8574 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 02/22/05


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/13/06 Title: Chapter 2: Let's Floo Crookshanks!

Wellllll...that was...fascinating. Do you mind if I borrow the drunkenness for my FanFic? I'm doing a Snape experiment. 6 students and a potion of firewhisky and Veritaserum. Oh, the hilarity.

 
Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/13/06 Title: Chapter 3: Dumbledore's False Teeth

Is it me, or is that note the cause of all trouble? Ah, but anyway, the humor is killing me. Spike the punch and gulp it down, we should have a party like this. Chattering teeth, psycho cats, and an exploding toaster(oops, wrong fic.) .

 

Summary: A look at how Voldemort really feels.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1403 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/10/04


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/30/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

I have to question the sanity of this story. A bison with rabies and a mongoose with wings? Do you think we are all idiots?! Also, I do like the Crucificto idea, because I argued with my Latin teacher about that.

 
Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/30/06 Title: Chapter 2: The Further Confessions

Okayyyyyy....you are insane, but we all are. I loved it. A pity you didn't continue it on, though...

 

Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3511 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/11/04


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Harry, Ron, and Hermione

And I thought I got drunk on sparkling cider at New Year's...this is both fascinating and scary. This is not just random humor. This is idiotic insanity. IT ROCkS! :)

 
Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/09/06 Title: Chapter 2: The Marauders

Wrewolf PMS? I need to use that term. Hoorah! For insanity (turns Harry into a penguin and James into a Crumple-Horned Snorkack, skipping down the halls and singing about werewolves being awesome) . YAY SUGAR-HIGHS!

 

Spinning Out Of Control by Black Angel
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: “They should have known better… It was happening and no one knew how to stop it.” Seamus starts something one night, something that quickly overtakes the whole school. Will anything ever be the same again?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 566 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 11/14/04


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/15/06 Title: Chapter 1: Spinning Out Of Control

I give you credit for suspense. I had no clue how outrageous the thing was until Seamus finally told us. Spin-the-bottle, school-wide? Sound's like Luna's Truth Or Dare...

 

Addicted by Lady Wolf
Rated: [Reviews - 35]

Summary: Skeletons in the proverbial closet? Hidden talents that drive one mad? Obsessive compulsive behavior? All this and more can be found within this trilogy of insanity. Characters admit their addictions and, for the most part, have nothing to be ashamed about.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 2806 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 11/16/04


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Addicted

Quick question...where did you become inspired by this? It sounds like an AA meeting, albeit an odd, and...disturbing one.

 

Summary: Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, as one rather astute young auror notes, drinking and pretending nothing is wrong is NOT dealing with your problems, and Remus Lupin must confront his grieving.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 7623 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 01/01/05


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/15/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Portrait of the Artist as an Old Dog

Well...I know my own alcoholic family, and I like the story. It's good fun, with enough idioicy (although I can barely understand a bloody word Dung is saying.) to keep it interesting. Plus, Harry drunk, is freaking hilarious. I wrote my own parody of Firewhisky and Veritaserum, but this is much better!

 
Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/15/06 Title: Chapter 2: Turn of the Shrew

Tonks? Oh Merlin, tell me there won't be little metamorphing-werewolf babies running loose on the world? I loved her explanation of life's beginning, though. She should teach my Biology class. Is it interesting that you're following a Grimmrook style of writing? Fun starts, happy beginnings, then you bring crashing reality and unhappiness into play. It's a good writing scheme.

 
Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/15/06 Title: Chapter 3: Sunset Swim

Awwww...I'm weeping.

 

Summary: Hermione has somehow found a secret room inside the Slytherin common room. A place where the Slytherins can, shall I say, let loose and get a little crazy...and get crazy it shall. (A/N: All characters and settings in my story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11364 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/16/04 Updated: 01/12/05


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Quest and The Amazing Narcoleptic Hermione

Is it me, or iseveryone weirder than usual?

 
Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 3: The Secret Room and the Chicken Dance

This story makes Luna seem sane. Why all the scary craziness?

 

Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 626 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/04 Updated: 11/28/04


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter

Is it me or is this story just stupid?

 

Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1772 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/04 Updated: 12/19/04


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/15/06 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

I've heard of insanity, but you've taken the whole bloody cake on this one.

 

Interviews with Rita Skeeter by LO1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 47]

Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1408 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/04 Updated: 12/08/04


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: Quibbler Exclusive!!!!

Ah, new reason to hate Rita. (Get the I Hate Rita Skeeter badges, Hermione!) Also, tell her those relationships were completely unfounded! (Magical eyes and potpurri fears?)

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: None

What is it with you and Mary-Sue?

 

Summary: What will happen when Harry has to face his fear of a certain muggle snack at school? Who will find out? Who will tell the whole school?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2374 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/04 Updated: 12/21/04


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Snack Machine

Question, your inspiration for a first-person Harry-Dorito phobia was...what? This just seems too nutty to be...normal.

 
Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/10/06 Title: Chapter 2: To ask or not to Ask

Wait...what does the last paragraph mean? I got confused...

 

Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3994 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/04 Updated: 05/28/06


Reviewer: Peridot_Horntail Signed
Date: 11/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: The School of Insane Students

Was it a coincidence that you were using the names of the Harry Potter actors? Or was that just more insanity? (And I thought an insane school was my idea! Dang!)

 
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