Penname: HPwizzzard [Contact]
Real name: Jessi
Member Since: 10/07/06
Website: http://hpwizzzard.livejournal.com/
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Hello to my faithful fans! All two of you. I haven't died, but I have been a very bad author what with not writing anything for months, losing the link to the translated version of "HP!" someone so kindly, umm, translated, and ignoring my reviews. Truth is, I've been avoiding MNFF, which has a lot to do with the embarassing nature of some of my reviews of others' work, and also the main site itself, MuggleNet. I plan to write LOTS more, cleaning up JKR's loose ends, so keep an eye out. If you want to get in touch, I'm active on LJ, so please, please comment to my journal. DON't email me.

What with DH, a lot of my views on HP have changed. It will probably effect my stories, and it's alreadly effected my profile, as you can see. I hope the rough spot I'm going through with canon will only change my writing in fanon for the better. Keep an eye out! But probably NOT in R/T, okay?
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A Dream Deferred by MoonysMistress
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: A schoolgirl crush ebbs and flows. Can Jessie Stuart, a forgotten Gryffindor girl, meet her ex-professor Remus Lupin without falling hopelessly in love again? Told in a split view between the present and the Trio's and Jessie's third year at Hogwarts. Warning: mild profanity.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2771 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/29/06 Updated: 08/08/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very good. You stayed true to Remus/Tonks but you didn't leave Jessie miserable. And we can ALL relate to the schoolgirl crush, can't we, girls? I'm putting this one in my faves.

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very good. You stayed true to Remus/Tonks but you didn't leave Jessie miserable. And we can ALL relate to the schoolgirl crush, can't we, girls? I'm putting this one in my faves.

 

Better Than Me by rard
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: A short RL/NT fic that explores Remus' feelings from just after Sirius' death up through the end of Book 6. Currently, we're looking at about three chapters or so. The story was inspired by the song "Better Than Me" by Hinder - it's not a songfic, just an idea I had while listening to the song!








Later chapters contain HBP spoilers!








Rating is just in case and for very slight language use.


The last chapter is in the queue! Thanks to all my faithful readers for being so very patient with me.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3267 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/11/06 Updated: 11/06/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/06/06 Title: Chapter 3: Apologies

Ha, first review! I do love typing those words. Wonderful end.

Author's Response: Hehe, thank you!! I was slightly concerned about the ending, but this review has made my day. :-) - Bex

 

Love Is by smiley10792
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: Tonks never wanted to fall in love with him. Remus never wanted to fall in love with her. But there's nothing they can do to change it. Through mishaps and mistakes, attacks and rescues, Tonks and Remus learn exactly what love truly is.

She felt some sort of strange and scary electricity rush through her body as she looked up at him. His face was confused, but there was something else in his expression. Was it fear? Or was it some kind of hope?

I have to go, Tonks said. She felt like her internal organs were exploding.


Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7242 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/06 Updated: 10/20/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 10/23/06 Title: Chapter 4: Ch. 4- Whether to Laugh or Cry

I'm trying not to cry...and laugh... just like remus. that beautiful and you will not bore me at all if you continue!

Author's Response: Thanks! I don\'t really think this story is going to continue though...

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 10/28/06 Title: None

Well, even in Au, Padfoot is still an idiot... oh, sorry, shouldn't speak ill of the "dead." Seriously, though (no pun intended) why would Remus agree to that? Also, Neville/Luna isn't canon. Jo has said it ain't gonna happen. The third canon ship is actually RL/NT. On the bright side, your story is hilarious and, despite my nitpicking, I like it a lot.

Author's Response: I know... I heard about J.K.R. smushing NL/LL. It made me really sad. One of my friends who also follows HP, joined me. We go into pretend crying fits every once in a while. Wow. That was random. Anyways, thanks for the wonderful long review.

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 10/28/06 Title: None

Well, even in Au, Padfoot is still an idiot... oh, sorry, shouldn't speak ill of the "dead." Seriously, though (no pun intended) why would Remus agree to that? Also, Neville/Luna isn't canon. Jo has said it ain't gonna happen. The third canon ship is actually RL/NT. On the bright side, your story is hilarious and, despite my nitpicking, I like it a lot.

Author's Response: Whoops, double review.

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: None

Does "Completed: Yes" mean you abandoned the story? Abandoning a story is like abandoning a baby: it makes people (me) mad. So don't do that, please!

Author's Response: Nooo!!! Why did it do that!!! Why!!!!!!! I have most certainly NOT finished!!! What does this mean??!!!

 

Summary: What if Ginny hadn't been there after Harry won his Quidditch game? In his euphoria, Harry would have fallen for someone else, of course. And who could that be but the beautiful foreign exchange student, Mary-Sue!

A Mary Sue parody!

Warning: Extreme OOCness follows. All of the warnings this fic has are based on not-to-be-taken-seriously situations!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Student/Teacher Romance

Word count: 8841 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/28/06 Updated: 06/05/07


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/08/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4: Head Dorms and Harry Problems

Draco and Ginny! *squels* hooray! Not enough paraodies of those two.

Author's Response: Woohoo you guessed it! Thanks for the review!

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/05/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3: Masquerade Time!

OOooooooh, first reviewer! You have managed to work in yet another annoying cliche- congrats!


Author's Response: Yay for reviews! Thanks, I\'m glad you\'re enjoying it!

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/05/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3: Masquerade Time!

OOooooooh, first reviewer! You have managed to work in yet another annoying cliche- congrats!


Author's Response: :D whoops...

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/07/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5: Forbidden Love

Well. That was unexpected, I'll say that much! A prediction? Ginny will go back to her normal, albeit cliched, self, and start dating Harry, and Mary Sue and Draco will comfort each other in their misery and end up snogging in a broom closet. Am I right?

Great chapter as always!

Author's Response: Am I that predictable? *sigh*... :D Thanks for the review!

 

Whatsername by Ginny Weasley 12
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Ron runs into an old girlfriend in Diagon Alley. What will he remember about her?

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1307 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/10/06 Updated: 09/10/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/02/06 Title: Chapter 1: Whatsername

Nice. I can totally see Ron forgetting Lavender- we all know he really loved Hermione! It's rather amusing to picture her reaction to the letter- "Why doyou want to know, Won-Won?

Author's Response: Some people have been asking me about doing a sequel, so I might write another chapter about Hermione\'s reaction or something like that.

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/02/06 Title: Chapter 1: Whatsername

Nice. I can totally see Ron forgetting Lavender- we all know he really loved Hermione! It's rather amusing to picture her reaction to the letter- "Why doyou want to know, Won-Won?

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/04/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Oh no, it's over! Ah, well... at least we got a great last chapter. I was so convinced blondeD was Luna... drat.
On a lighter note, I guessed the Lestranges as R.A.B. a while ago, and there are plenty of good reasons why they could be. I can't think of any right now, but...
Anywho, congratulations on a wonderful story. Now please go read mine? *puppy-dog eyes*

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I shall check out your fic pronto.

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 10/25/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

Minerva and Voldemort? Okay....
Please ask our dear Dark Lord if he has ever thought of starting a chain of department stores called Volde-mart. And keep posting!

Author's Response: Yes, indeed... in fact, here\'s a pic: http://www4.mugglenet.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1649&pos=7 Yep, Minnie/Tommy-boy has always been my OTP. It says so on my profile! (And I\'ve actually written a Minerva/Tom fic... it\'s not posted on this site yet, but it\'s on my computer.)

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/18/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)

Yay, a new chapter! BlondeD is so totally Luna.

Author's Response: You shall seeee, my friend.

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 10/25/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

Minerva and Voldemort? Okay....
Please ask our dear Dark Lord if he has ever thought of starting a chain of department stores called Volde-mart. And keep posting!

Author's Response: Oh dear, double posts have joined Voldemort\'s evil forces, haven\'t they?

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 10/31/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

WHOO HOO! I GOT IN THE CHAPTER! I GOT IN THE CHAPTER! THANK YOU SCHMERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU VOLDY!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: You\'re welcome! I liked your question!

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 10/31/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

oh, and thank you AurorGirl101 if your'e reading this. I'm not sure if you complimented me or not but I'll take credit! Aurors are cool.
(the author may ignore this)

Author's Response: *Ignore ignore*

 

Definition//Revolution by Seren
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Your revolution will not be started with the words Crucio or Imperio, but with Hey, Parvati, how are you? Neville Longbottom finds his own way to fight back.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1628 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/30/06 Updated: 09/30/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Definition//Revolution

Nice! I like it when Neville is portrayed as, well, anything other than a opeess lump.

 
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