Penname: HPwizzzard [Contact]
Real name: Jessi
Member Since: 10/07/06
Website: http://hpwizzzard.livejournal.com/
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Hello to my faithful fans! All two of you. I haven't died, but I have been a very bad author what with not writing anything for months, losing the link to the translated version of "HP!" someone so kindly, umm, translated, and ignoring my reviews. Truth is, I've been avoiding MNFF, which has a lot to do with the embarassing nature of some of my reviews of others' work, and also the main site itself, MuggleNet. I plan to write LOTS more, cleaning up JKR's loose ends, so keep an eye out. If you want to get in touch, I'm active on LJ, so please, please comment to my journal. DON't email me.

What with DH, a lot of my views on HP have changed. It will probably effect my stories, and it's alreadly effected my profile, as you can see. I hope the rough spot I'm going through with canon will only change my writing in fanon for the better. Keep an eye out! But probably NOT in R/T, okay?
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Summary: Pygmy puffs, both sides of Fred's buttocks and music. You would think that there were more important things in Harry's life.

Be amazed as Ron, Hermione and, of course, Harry attempt to write Harry's life story with a musical touch.

Warning: Involves out of tune Neville in later chapters. Disregards Deathly Hallows.

The next few chapters are now in the process of being written as I have a sudden breakthrough for a storyline. Thank you for your patience.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 4723 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
03/05/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/08/06 Title: Chapter 3: Bittersweet

"Uh, yeah, Harry. Don't die, okay?"
Lovely chapter, but you HAD to make iit a cliffhanger! Poor Remus... and poor everyone who has to witness it, actually, knowing those twins.
UPDATE!

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I\'ve submitted the next chapter to my BETA so hopefully, fingers crossed and you\'ll see it up there soon :)

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/08/06 Title: Chapter 3: Bittersweet

"Uh, yeah, Harry. Don't die, okay?"
Lovely chapter, but you HAD to make iit a cliffhanger! Poor Remus... and poor everyone who has to witness it, actually, knowing those twins.
UPDATE!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review ;)

 

I Hate Myself For Losing You by annie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Sometimes letting go can take all of what a person has...and then some.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3611 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/28/06 Updated: 03/28/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: I Hate Myself For Losing You

If she really loves him, she will wait... no matter how long it takes. It just can't end like that! And maybe i'm a total hypocrite for sending this review after writing Resolute but... THIS IS REMUS AND TONKS, NOT HARRY AND GINNY! (for the record, the story was well-written, but...)

 

Pencil by slave2harry
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: A little ditty I wrote during reconciliation, read and enjoy.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 127 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/31/06 Updated: 03/31/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: Pencil

Not a smarty, metaphorical, this-is-a-poem poem, but a very cute poem. It's like Jo's lament on her train to London, with this whole world forming it her head, and no... pencil!

Author's Response: I am so familiar with that feeling because I never have a damn pen!

 

So Into You by unknown_force
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary: One-shot, HBP missing moment Lavender seems like the girl that has everything. She's pretty and attracts boys like a magnet, but deep inside, she has the same insecurites, just like all other girls. Deep inside, she wants to find the boy that will sweep her off her feet. Just when she thought she found the one, it all turned out to be a hoax. Look into the world of Lavender's heartbreak as she reflects on her relationship with Ron.

Categories: Ron/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2120 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/03/06 Updated: 04/03/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

I've never hated Lavender. Maybe I was a bit annoyed with her in HBP, but when you think about it, whose fault was that? Ron's. Lavender deserves a boy who likes her for her, and I don't think Terry's going to be that guy either. Anyway, congrats on a good story! There are Lavenders in real life and I'm guessing you've known some, you wrote her well.

Author's Response: I\'ve known a few Lavenders in real life and I agree with you that its Ron\'s fault that he was using Lavender to make Hermione jealous. I\'m glad you enjoyed the story and thanks for the review! =)

 

Emerald in the Fire by rita_skeeter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: Doubt thou the stars are fire,
doubt the sun doth move.
Doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt thy love. Hamlet, Shakespeare.

Lily Evans and Severus Snape lived in two different worlds; they had two separate lives. How is it then that they managed to find love in the dark?

Categories: Severus/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4601 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/17/06 Updated: 09/09/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 3: One Kiss and the Sky Vanishes

Wonderful, angsty rarepair. The best kind.

Author's Response: Thank you ever so much!

 

I Will Never Forget by MoonysMistress
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Dumbledore faces a wildly grieving Harry right after the ordeal in the Ministry. Set at the tail-end of OotP. Response to Poem Challenge #1: "Apathy Is Lethal" by Moony of Ravenclaw.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 208 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/18/06 Updated: 04/19/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Another story by MoonysMistress that i love and will go in my favorites!

 

Letters by Sarah Kavanagh
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 408]

Summary: Lily thought she was in for a boring summer... but James Potter had other ideas. Love Letters, with a rather bizarre twist.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6636 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
04/22/06 Updated: 07/26/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/15/06 Title: Chapter 3: Firbeglass, a fun torture device

Cliffie!!!!!!!!!!!!! Update! this is hilarious! (sorry for unconstructive review)

 

My Best Friend by nuw255
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 78]

Summary: Dave Jensen thought Harry Potter was just a fun story - that is, until he found out that his best friend was a witch. Join Dave as he learns her true identity and helps her to stop running from her past.

This is a semi-fluffy, and really quite silly (hey, that rhymed!) one-shot.


Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4361 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/06 Updated: 05/14/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: My Best Friend

okay, that was great even though I'm not a Harry/Ginny shippers. it's in my favorites and i am totally jealous of Dave.

Author's Response: Thanks a bunch. I\'m glad you were able to enjoy it, even if you don\'t ship H/G.

 

On My Own by JC_Cainstone
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 43]

Summary: "Tonks watched him turn and raise his hand in his normal farewell salute. She copied, hoping it looked as natural on her as it did on him.



His chuckle of amusement told her it didn't."



Tonks liked him, she wasn't afraid to admit it, to herself anyway. To him? Never!



But what if she dared to...?

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 13917 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/05/06 Updated: 10/31/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 10/30/06 Title: Chapter 5: A Little More Love In The World

Well, the ending was none too romantic (meaning the owls, NOT the kiss) but I liked the rest. Fleur was quite funny. I see Chapter 6 has not got through yet, which is very, very sad. However, I DID see the title. Are you planning an evil depressing ending? Please don't do anything stupid. I've read those song lyrics you know.

Author's Response: Thanks a lot for the review, I\'m not saying anything about chappie six, you\'ll have to wait and see *evil grin*. My apologies for it not getting validated, that was due to me being really, really stupid and giving Remus a middle name of Paul instead of John. I\'ve always got those names muddled up :( Anyway, I\'ll be editing it and resubmitting it tonight. Thanks again for the review!

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/01/06 Title: Chapter 6: On My Own

Oh my Godric! that is the most depressing endind I have ever read! You should have warned us! Merlin, it was beautiful but tragic... how could he do that to her? How could she let him? Why didn't he just go find her and tell her how much he needed her? I'm crying as I type this...

Author's Response: I\'m sorry, I just wanted something different from Remus married Tonks and lived happily ever after. He left her because he didn\'t want to \"stain\" her life, the typical \"too old, too poor, too dangerous\" thing again. She let him because she knows she can\'t win. They\'re both too stubborn and protective :P I\'m glad you enjoyed!

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/01/06 Title: Chapter 6: On My Own

Sorry. I was just mad. I wanted the "happy ever after" chapter, and instead they break up! It really was good, the whole story was.
P.S. You've forgotten your character death warning.

Author's Response: I did too! It was originally seven chapters with them getting together, but as I said, I wanted something different. Thank you so much! And I\'ll see to that warning immeditately!

 

Memories by JC_Cainstone
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: The Final Battle has come to a welcome end. Two red-headed women with two very different 'lives' scale the streets of Godric Hollow, desperately looking for the same boy. But will they succeed before morning comes?




Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 3362 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/19/06 Updated: 05/29/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 10/27/06 Title: Chapter 1: Memories

Very sweet ending, and I like your alternating POVs and how Harry's parents can watch over him. I'm a tad annoyed that you had to kill off Remus but at least Tonks died with him... We couldn't leave her mousy and miserable forever now could we? Oh yeah, and WHERE ARE RON AND HERMIONE?????????????

Author's Response: Thanks a lot! I\'m sorry I killed Remus, he\'s my favourite character and I had to include him somewhere, even if it was just to find him dead. My humblest apologies that I forgot *cowers* Ron and Hermione, it simply never occurred to me to put them in. Next time, however, I will do my best to include all the necessary characters. Thanks again for the review!

 

Waiting for Her by wulf
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 28]

Summary: Remus worries why his wife comes home late so often.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1293 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/23/06 Updated: 05/31/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

What shall I say? 'Absoulutly terrific,' yeah, I think that covers it.

 

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Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/02/06 Title: None

Ooh, Dursleys in a positive light! Weird! Quite goood so far, I will go and read the rest now...

Author's Response: :D Thanks for the review and I\'m happy you like it all so far! ~Lexi

 

Mary Sue, I love you! by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 84]

Summary:

Once upon a time in the far, far, away land of California, Miranda Aramintha Rowena Ysabella Slyvia Ursula Evangelista- Mary Sue, for short- accepted an invitation to Hogwarts. As she searches for her one true love, will her soul mate be Draco? Harry? Snape? Colin? Fred and George? or...gasp...Voldemort?

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Humour Fiction.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 6895 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/01/06 Updated: 06/03/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: Mary Sue, I love you!

Well, what can I say? It was HYSTERICAL! I believe you created the original Sue parody- how does it feel to have a character who is a household name? LOL. It takes true talent to write this stuff and serious romances. No pun intended. ( yes, I've read Lovers' Moon. :D)

Author's Response: Thank you for reading my humour fic as well as the romances! You made my day (or night, actually,heh). Mary Sue reminds me of Jessica Rabbit in \'Who framed Roger Rabbit\'. I can see her taking a busty breath and saying sweetly, \"I\'m not bad...I\'m just written that way!\" :D

 

Summer Rain by Duck the Duck
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: "That boy’s a bad influence on you. You’re not to see him...." Molly Prewett and Arthur Weasley spend a lazy summer day together, a day that may very well be their last together. When the summer rain starts to fall, will their lives be changed forever?

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2793 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/06 Updated: 06/02/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Summer Rain

Lovely. That's all I can think of to say... lovely.

 

Hope by Hermione2723
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Dedicated to all the Hurricane Katrina refugees. As Harry helps fix up Godric's Hollow after the final battle with the few people who aren't out celebrating, he comes to realize how selfish people can actually be.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 817 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/28/06 Updated: 06/30/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Hope

Okay, it was good, especially the end. But why is it that EVERY person who writes a story right after the final battle kills off Remus? If Jo does that I will be very, very angry.

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Hope

Okay, it was good, especially the end. But why is it that EVERY person who writes a story right after the final battle kills off Remus? If Jo does that I will be very, very angry.

 

The Way We Were by Periwinkle
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Ginny reflects on her broken relationship with Draco.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 102 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/05/06 Updated: 07/07/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 03/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Way We Were

That was.... wow. And.... wow. I really liked how passionate Draco and Ginny were about each other- even the breakup seems passionate- and the stanzas are perfect this short. One is confusing though "Betrayed hate thoughts". The words just don't go together like the others do.

Sigh. I wonder what would happen if I told my parents I wanted a poem for my birthday.

 
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