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Real name: Jessi
Member Since: 10/07/06
Website: http://hpwizzzard.livejournal.com/
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Hello to my faithful fans! All two of you. I haven't died, but I have been a very bad author what with not writing anything for months, losing the link to the translated version of "HP!" someone so kindly, umm, translated, and ignoring my reviews. Truth is, I've been avoiding MNFF, which has a lot to do with the embarassing nature of some of my reviews of others' work, and also the main site itself, MuggleNet. I plan to write LOTS more, cleaning up JKR's loose ends, so keep an eye out. If you want to get in touch, I'm active on LJ, so please, please comment to my journal. DON't email me.

What with DH, a lot of my views on HP have changed. It will probably effect my stories, and it's alreadly effected my profile, as you can see. I hope the rough spot I'm going through with canon will only change my writing in fanon for the better. Keep an eye out! But probably NOT in R/T, okay?
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Dear Lily by chloish
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 219]

Summary:

Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs -- These names are known by every person in Hogwarts. These names, and an envelope with a scarlet wax seal bearing the letters: MWPP.

The teachers dread it, the students revel in it...but who are these 'Marauders,' as they are called? That's just it. Nobody knows. Most every prank Hogwarts sees is at the hands of these mysterious Marauders, and the perpetrators always walk free. They could never be caught. You can’t catch phantoms.

Lily Evans is just as curious as the next student as to who these Marauders are, but her curiosity is transformed into a hungry need, when she receives a letter herself from a certain Mr. Prongs. [This story is slightly AU, but more on that in the author's note at the end.]

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 12035 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/18/05 Updated: 01/28/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 5: I do.

great chapter. great story! I think Lily should have asked who Moony, Padfoot, and Wormtail were- but I guess that wasn't the first thing on her mind.

 

The Awakening by hearyoume
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 104]

Summary: My own shocking ending to the Harry Potter series (last chapter). Harry wakes up from a deep sleep and what he learns turns his world upside down...

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 1918 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/30/05 Updated: 10/30/05


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 10/27/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Awakening

Eek, poor Harry... I can't imagine finding out that everything and everyone I knew was just a dream! Very good! PS are the other Marauders "real"?

Author's Response: Thanks :] Hm, good question! Honestly, I didn\'t give the Marauders much thought because I explained so little in the story - I wanted to leave it up to your imagination. But with that said, if this was not a one shot I could definitely see myself throwing a Marauder or two into the mix :D

 

Siriusly Me by Hallie Black
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 153]

Summary: The story of the wonderful life of Sirius Black told by the one and only, Sirius Black!

CHAPTER 5 SUBMITTED!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15735 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
11/22/05 Updated: 10/25/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/07/06 Title: Chapter 3: Hogwarts Number One Hottie? Again?

Hmm... 2 questions. 1) Can I vote for Remus? and 2) Isn't Hallie short for Helen? That said, very good story. Hysterically funny.

 

Kissing Harry by Kerichi
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 56]

Summary:


A kiss is not just a kiss. After a disastrous Valentine's date with Cho, Harry finds himself alone with Luna and discovers what a kiss should be. Humour and Romance in a story that started with canon and went What If?

 



Categories: Harry/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1912 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/05 Updated: 11/28/05


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 03/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Kissing Harry

Truly excellant. This version is better than what really happened... *sigh* I honestly thought it would be Harry/Luna after OotP, and something like this would have fit well in the canon storyline. I admire your persistence in saying "It's not AU!" And the kiss- perfection.

Author's Response: If it had been set HBP, it would have been alternate. Set OotP, it could have happened...and should have. No boy should have Cho\'s wet, icky kiss be his first one. :D

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 03/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Kissing Harry

Truly excellant. This version is better than what really happened... *sigh* I honestly thought it would be Harry/Luna after OotP, and something like this would have fit well in the canon storyline. I admire your persistence in saying "It's not AU!" And the kiss- perfection.

Author's Response: The duplicate reviews will probably be deleted, but until they are, I have to say thank you again...can\'t have unanswered reviews on my account! Ruins my spotless record! :D

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 03/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Kissing Harry

Truly excellant. This version is better than what really happened... *sigh* I honestly thought it would be Harry/Luna after OotP, and something like this would have fit well in the canon storyline. I admire your persistence in saying "It's not AU!" And the kiss- perfection.

Author's Response: Thank you x 3! LOL

 

Andantino by Noldo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: On Andromeda and decisions and loves and regrets. Poetry, peculiar.

No fixed rhyme scheme or meter; jumps to and fro between styles rather erratically.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 242 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/10/05 Updated: 12/13/05


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Andantino

Spooky, but very enjoyable. How I envy people who can write poetry.

 

Reality Is Subjective by ColorOfAngels
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 114]

Summary: What would happen if Harry woke up one day to find that he had spent the last seven years, not as a wizard in training at Hogwarts, but as an inpatient at a mental institution?

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2793 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
12/10/05 Updated: 06/24/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/08/06 Title: Chapter 2: Part I

Oh, I'm confused! I don't have any idea what's real and what isn't! Please update.

 

Not Another Mary Sue Fic! by Air Elemental
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 102]

Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 4686 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/06 Updated: 11/06/07


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/04/06 Title: Chapter 1: Act One

Oooooh, a rebellious Sue. Nice. I love the Narrator (is that you?) and the lemur.

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/04/06 Title: Chapter 1: Act One

Oooooh, a rebellious Sue. Nice. I love the Narrator (is that you?) and the lemur.

Author's Response: Nope, I\'m the evil author who underpays them *cackles*

 

Walk Away by Alexarama
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: -=Oneshot=- *+*Song Fiction*+*

Two un-named people, a winter night & a lot of tears. What do you think the story is about? Yes, breaking up. But, it's cute.

Based on the song,

Walk Away by

Franz Ferdinand.




Attention!!! I have made a prequel to this story and it is awaiting validation! It's called Familiar Faces, Unfamiliar Places. Check it out!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1312 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/03/06 Updated: 01/03/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Walk Away

I am going to guess... Ginny and Draco? Maybe? Ooooor- Snape and Lily? One of those. Good job- and no upset shippers, 2 for 1! I can't tell you how many times I've found a Remus/Lily where i wasn't looking for it...

Author's Response: Well, maybe you\'ve found a Remus/Lily here, but I guess you\'ll never know.... Mwhahaha. Lol!

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Walk Away

I am going to guess... Ginny and Draco? Maybe? Ooooor- Snape and Lily? One of those. Good job- and no upset shippers, 2 for 1! I can't tell you how many times I've found a Remus/Lily where i wasn't looking for it...

Author's Response: lol. You entered this twice... Lol.

 

A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1387]

Summary: Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance-Non Canon 2007, 2008, and 2009. In 2010 mods changed the rules (they got tired of the same fics being nominated ^_~) so no more QQ hopes, but that's okay. No proof is needed that Draco/Ginny = love.  

* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is. *

(Warnings were added for safety, due to brief allusions in later chapters, not graphic content.)

 



Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 312843 Chapters: 52 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/06 Updated: 03/25/07


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 03/10/07 Title: Chapter 43: Wonderwall

If I outdo her in the romance department, I'll be satisfied. If I don't, I'll drown myself in chocolate in despair. :D

Don't even the about it! In this department, the student has surpassed the master. Jo has never written romance the way you do. (Although drowning in chocolate wouldn't be a bad way to die...)

Anywho, this is a lovely, lovely story... Harry and Luna's interaction was so bitteresweet, and you have no idea how long and hard I laughed at that Mary Sue comment. She'd give anyone nightmares!

Author's Response: Aw, merci, gracias, and in every other way, thanks!

There\'s a sequel to Blade Runner (the novel and old Harrison Ford film, which I think is one of his best. :D) Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? You mentioning nightmares made me think, \'do HP characters dream of fan fiction stories? If our fics are their dreams, all those stories where Ron lusts hopelessly after the perfect girl/transfer student in a love triangle with Harry and Draco would indeed give him nightmares!

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/18/06 Title: Chapter 13: Affection and Aftermath

Lovely, lovely... just one thing. Once upon a time, Ginny compared Harry's eyes to TOADS, not toadSTOOLS. Thank merlin she's over that phase. I only like Harry/Ginny every other Tuesday.

Author's Response: Hilarious! In chapter 8, Draco remembered Ginny\'s \'Perversion of Poetry\' and said If he\'d shown up that night in the trophy room, the girl would have written that miserable excuse of a valentine poem to a different boy. With a Malfoy as inspiration, she wouldn\'t have been forced to use pickled toads and blackboards for her exercise in humiliation. but in this chap Ginny doesn\'t remember as well as Draco did! :D

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/18/06 Title: Chapter 13: Affection and Aftermath

Lovely, lovely... just one thing. Once upon a time, Ginny compared Harry's eyes to TOADS, not toadSTOOLS. Thank merlin she's over that phase. I only like Harry/Ginny every other Tuesday.

Author's Response: I almost kept...ahem...Ginny\'smistaken remembrance as a Freudian slip showing she\'s moved past Harry, :D, but then decided not to be lazy and changed it!

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/18/06 Title: Chapter 7: Black Knight

Just have to say that I love the story. It has almost all my favorite 'ships (D/G, R/Hr, H/lL) and very good humour. "Jay Rowling" for example.

Author's Response: Humour and Romance make life worthwhile! How can anyone write straight angst or Dark fics? *shakes head and says \'Inconceivable!* :D

 
Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/18/06 Title: Chapter 10: One step forward, two steps back

Another lovely chapter. I know Bea and Benadict will get together in the end! Professor Tonks, though... did I read that right?

Author's Response: Yeah, this is an alternate sixth year story where Snape remains Potions Master and Tonks is DADA- and Remus is her boyfriend! (I began writing in July 04, so I was happy Ron & Hermione and Tonks and Remus were couples in HBP, even if Jo HAD to go and put Ginny with Harry. :D)

 

Honourable Mentions by MNet Competition
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 82]

Summary: One of the finalists!

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11286 Chapters: 12 Completed: No
Published:
01/19/06 Updated: 01/19/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/07/06 Title: Chapter 6: Jessie

That actually made me say, "Aww," out loud. It was very sweet. There's just no other word.

 

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Rated: [Reviews - ]

Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/12/07 Title: None

I know what you mean about Cho and, even more so, Ginny. It gets old, people, it really does. Anyway, your fic is very good so far. I'll be checking for updates so... don't disappoint me :D

 

Memories Never Forgotten by little_kitty
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Times change, people change… hearts break, but can they be mended? What is it like to lose contact with the one you love, only to find them at your doorstep years later when you least expect it? What would it be like to watch them fall to pieces before your very eyes? It breaks your heart.

As Ginny contemplates what life would be like if she had chosen another path, she learns the hard way that it can be so difficult to say goodbye...

A one-shot songfic to "I Still..." by The Backstreet Boys.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Suicide

Word count: 3838 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/10/06 Updated: 02/20/06


Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/15/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

oh, that's awful... I mean, what happened to harry, not the story. it's a nice contradiction to the happy fluffy ending where the war is over and all our canon couples get married and livehappilyeveraftertheend. yeah, it was good because it was sad. the promise ring, though... a tad overused.

Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, I know it was pretty awful... I wanted to do something a little bit different. And thanks for the promise ring tip. I don\'t read a whole lot of H/G, so I wouldn\'t have known, but I\'ll try to use something different if I ever write another H/G fic. =)

 
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