Penname: HPwizzzard [Contact]
Real name: Jessi
Member Since: 10/07/06
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Hello to my faithful fans! All two of you. I haven't died, but I have been a very bad author what with not writing anything for months, losing the link to the translated version of "HP!" someone so kindly, umm, translated, and ignoring my reviews. Truth is, I've been avoiding MNFF, which has a lot to do with the embarassing nature of some of my reviews of others' work, and also the main site itself, MuggleNet. I plan to write LOTS more, cleaning up JKR's loose ends, so keep an eye out. If you want to get in touch, I'm active on LJ, so please, please comment to my journal. DON't email me.

What with DH, a lot of my views on HP have changed. It will probably effect my stories, and it's alreadly effected my profile, as you can see. I hope the rough spot I'm going through with canon will only change my writing in fanon for the better. Keep an eye out! But probably NOT in R/T, okay?
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Predictions by Dragon_Warrior
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: ~*One-Shot*~
Sirius Black and James Potter are two of the most trouble-making third-years at Hogwarts. What happens when they find a crystal ball that makes their predictions come true?

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2036 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/08/06 Updated: 11/13/06

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/20/06 Title: Chapter 1: Predictions

Let's make it more than three. That was good. I loved the end! I could see Fudge in his bowler hat yodling till he was red in the face. Was he even Minister back then, I wonder? Maybe Lily actually did all that stuff because of the ball... hmm...

Author's Response: Hmm...that\'s a plot twist that I didn\'t really imagine, but a definite possibility. I pictured Fudge yodeling too, but I don\'t think he was Minister, and that\'s why I didn\'t mention a name. Thanks!


Sweet Dream Sweets by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 32]

Summary: What have the brilliant Weasley twins, Fred and George, come up with now? To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new product and test it on the boy-who-needed-a-good-sleep. Post HBP oneshot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2328 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/12/06 Updated: 11/17/06

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

No, sadly I did not yawn. Ah, well. The Draco bit was brilliant-let's hope Ginny never finds out!

Author's Response: Never thought about her reaction!

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

No, sadly I did not yawn. Ah, well. The Draco bit was brilliant-let's hope Ginny never finds out!

Author's Response: Yet another repeated review. I wonder why this happens so often?


From the Mods by MNFF Staff
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 72]

Summary: A collection of one-shots centered around celebration, happiness, family, or love. Each chapter is a different one-shot from a different mod-- a gift from us to you. Happy birthday, MNFF! *Bows to Authors*

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7976 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
11/20/06 Updated: 12/15/06

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/12/07 Title: Chapter 4: Norwegian Tie, Ugly Wood

Lovely. I can't wait for the next chapter, or story, or whatever. And spike312... this is Sirius we're talking about, of course he would get drunk! ("...slightly Mundungus-like whiff of stale drink...") We love him, but he has his failings.


"I Am...Who?" by Malika Potter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 139]

Summary: Harry Potter wakes up at his aunt and uncle's house...with no memory of the past six years. He cannot remember magic, Hogwarts, or even his two loyal best friends. He does know that something is very wrong, and his relatives are treating him like a bomb that could go off at any moment

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 29208 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
11/27/06 Updated: 12/22/08

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 3: Final Escape

I'll cover what i think of the story as a whole with the phrases "This is awesome" and "update NOW!" Ha, now my story's in your faves and yourstory is in mine!

Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing (I really enjoyed your story, by the way), and I\'m REALLY REALLY hoping that the moderators will validate my next chapter, it\'s been in the queue for a long time. ~Malika


Trouble in Paradise by HarrynHermione_06
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 38]

Summary: Every legendary romance has a couple of rough patches here and there. Well, here's one that could just ruin a relationship forever.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2336 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/03/06 Updated: 12/06/06

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble in Paridise

James. Is. A. Prat. And an idiot, git, and every other insult that exists. He's as stupid Ron! Write a sequel! Where they get back together! Because they have to, obviously, or Harry wouldn't exist.

Author's Response: LOL!!! I see I found someone who share\'s my belief that Ron\'s stupidity is equivalant to that of the Giant Squid. And I\'m afraid there won\'t be a sequal. I left it here because we all know that they DO, in fact, end up together. Glad you enjoyed it!

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble in Paridise

Oh, and I'm the first reviewer. Ha!


Homework Excuses by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: Remus Lupin is sneaking out at night, and the other Marauders want to know what he is up to, so what do they do? Follow him of course. An Early Marauder's era fic

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2807 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/05/06 Updated: 12/07/06

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"A werewolf ate my homework, Professor." I must remember to say that to my teacher one of these years. Good story!

Author's Response: Probably got as much chance of working as anything I ever came up with!

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Just to point out... the map has their nicknames on it so luvinhp was right, they made it after they were Animagi. Sorry.

Author's Response: Who says the map is finished? Maybe they added their names later, after all, I suspect it would take them a few years to find all the places they mapped out.


Broken Chocolate Hearts by StepUpTimneh
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Ginny is heartbroken after breaking up with Harry. Can a candy bowl full of chocolate hearts help her? Could it possibly...give her advice?

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1295 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/08/06 Updated: 12/22/06

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: Broken Chocolate Hearts

That was sweet. Magic chocolate! I want it :D Actually, any chococolate is good... yeah, I'm leaving now.

Author's Response: Isn\'t chocolate just the best? Thanks for reviewing =]


How Predictable! by HPwizzzard
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 126]

Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1721 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: How Predictable!

Hi, it's me! Reviewing my own story! Well... sort of. Please except these comments from the characters in place of a sequel, okay?

Peter: I am NOT a minion, Sirius! I'm a Death Eater, okay! A Death Eater! It's different!

James: Wow, Padfoot, you were right. That's a first. I did marry Lily, and I am dead- hang on, if I'm dead, how can I be typing this? And how can I use a computer if I'm a wizard? Lily?

Lily: I have no idea. Please stop talking. And isn't anyone going to thank this wonderful girl, Quinn, for writing this in the first place?

Quinn:(aka Me) Well, all the reviewers did.

Lily: Oh. That's good.

Sirius: I was right? I mean- I was RIGHT! Of course I was! In your face, Moony! Hahaha! I was RIGHT!

Remus: No, you were lucky. And Tonks and I aren't married yet- so you still have a chance to be wrong. By the way, Nymphadora, it would be really great if you could stop throwing things at me. It was years ago. And I'd be happy to let you murdur Sirius, but Bellatrix beat you to him. Sorry.

Sybill: *insane laughter* Divination works! It does! It's real! And you all laughed at me! You called me crazy! I had a miserable chidhood because of you! But I was right and you were wrong! So there!

Sirius: Actually, I was right...

Quinn: OK, let's go, nothin' more to see here! *mumbles* I knew this was a bad idea... Sybill, do NOT hit Sirius with that crystal ball!


The Sky Lament by lady magician
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: There is no more song in Hermione's life. She is lost. She's been taken away by her parents from the wizarding world because the danger from the war has gotten the worst it can get. While Harry, Ron, and even Ginny are miles and miles away, fighting to save the world, Hermione spends her time yearning to go where everyone wants to go...home.....And then the song plays again...From the 'universe' of sorts from my first two poems...

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 444 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/18/06 Updated: 12/19/06

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Hermione's Lament

And another good one! I like this one best, maybe because of the absense of a certain pesky canon ship. Um.

And the music began to play again,
Clear in my heart and mind,
A lament of the most desperate hope,
That spoke of dreams that wouldn’t be left behind.

That would be the best part ;D
However i can't see Hermione allowing herself to be kept away from the Wizarding world, even by her parents. She's an adult now. And wouldn't the whole order be on her side?

Author's Response: Hehe...thats why its called fanfiction :-D....i dunno, i guess i pictured her being obedient to them at all times? I like that stanza too, and i hope u like the big metaphor in the story. Thanks for reviewing all of them!!!!


Enchanted by Willow Rosenberg
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 150]

Summary: ~Complete~

The summer after the trio's sixth year, people gather at the Weasley's for the wedding of Bill and Fleur. Hermione goes in high hopes, expecting a relationship to heat up between her and Ron. However, her arrival at the Burrow is greeted with a rather nasty surprise...


2010: Ahaa, God, I just took another look at this story and, uh...the only defense I have is that I was a lot younger when I wrote it. Whew.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10782 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
12/20/06 Updated: 06/16/07

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Anything but Ordinary

Poor little 'Mione! First Lavender, now Elodie. Could Ron BE any more clueless? good, if short, first chappie.

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'ll try to make the rest longer.


Believe by solemnlyswear_x
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Luna Lovegood struggles to sort out her belief in Santa Claus.

This is a submission for the Winter's Tales Extra Credit Challenge, written by solemnlyswear_x of Gryffindor.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1520 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/22/06 Updated: 12/30/06

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/31/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It's a common mistake. I'm American too, but I can Britpick well enough to call myself bilingual *is bragging*

Author's Response: *is jealous* I wish I could do that. :D

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 12/30/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

In Britain, santa is called Father Christmas, and they say Happy Chirstmas, not Merry. Other than that, good story!

Author's Response: Whoops-- I\'m American, which is probably painfully obvious by now, and I completely forgot that it\'s different in Britain. Thanks for reviewing and the info. I\'ll be sure to change that soon! :]


Summary: Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...

For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!

Warning: severe OOCness

And what do readers say about it?

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."

Schmerg_the_Impaler, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"

Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 13969 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
01/02/07 Updated: 07/20/07

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 02/11/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem...Part 1...Gate-crashing and Other Issues...

Haha. "Canon characters only!" This is shaping up to be a very amusing fic. Trelawney is definately in trouble now... maybe she should have SEEN that her perfect guy was already taken?

Author's Response: Ah..that poor old fraud! Wish she could actually See something voluntarily!


To Walk a Mile by Thoth
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: A series of short vignettes featuring some of our favorite (and not so favorite) minor characters.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8822 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
01/03/07 Updated: 02/23/09

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Choices, Gregory Goyle

That was really interesting. Crabe and Goyle fascinate me. ;D

Author's Response: Thanks:)


Love is never wrong by J_Bird
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: It is a poem about Tonks and Remus and it is told by the POV of someone talking to Remus or pretending to talk to him when he isn't there. It basically talks about the nature of love.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 163 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/09/07 Updated: 01/09/07

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: It may be impossible

Nice poem! *first reviewer, haha* I'm evil but I must say that it reminds me of my story Sixth Sense- Hermione could have written this! was good.

Author's Response: Gracias!

Author's Response: Sorry, don\'t know why my last response was cut off! What I said was thanks for the review and I like the Sixth Sense too! Go similar fic tastes! XD


Hair of a Dog by Starbuckx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: When Sirius and James hex Remus with a mustache, much fun ensues, and there's revenge to be had... of course. Therapy for those who just HATE the look of MovieRemus!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2235 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/11/07 Updated: 01/11/07

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 01/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Hair of a Dog

Well... interesting. It was good therapy. However... isn't Molly short for Margret? And isn't Prewett Mrs. Weasley's maiden name? Please tell me that was a coincidence.

Author's Response: It was indeed a coincidence. That\'s not at all how I would expect Mrs. Weasley, even a young Mrs. Weasley to act. This was written before we knew her maiden name, and I never did get around to changing it after that. Thank you for reading, and I\'m glad it was good therapy! :)


Summary: Lucius Malfoy is most infamous for being excessively proud of his ancestry and for his disdain for Muggle-borns. But what if he received a letter that changed everything? Takes place during OotP, and it's AU.

Contains snippets of humour.

For the "Dreams" challenge in the fanfiction beta boards... I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3623 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
01/23/07 Updated: 02/16/07

Reviewer: HPwizzzard Signed
Date: 02/26/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Is Terrorized By A Doorbell

OK, first of all, why did I not put this in my favs so I KNOW when there was new Schmergo for me to read?

And secondly, that was really really really good. I love the ending (though I was worried for a minute there, when he woke up). I'm so glad he joined the Order =) Only three more days till March! Wishful thinking, I know... want more Dark Lord! You have sucessfully gotton me out of a very bad mood.

Author's Response: Thank you very much, HPwizzzard! I had to make it a dream, because it was the \"dreams\" challenge... but it never said I couldn\'t make it true. I definitely have a few more fanfic projects that will appear on MNFF in the next few months, so stay tuned?

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