Hello to my faithful fans! All two of you. I haven't died, but I have been a very bad author what with not writing anything for months, losing the link to the translated version of "HP!" someone so kindly, umm, translated, and ignoring my reviews. Truth is, I've been avoiding MNFF, which has a lot to do with the embarassing nature of some of my reviews of others' work, and also the main site itself, MuggleNet. I plan to write LOTS more, cleaning up JKR's loose ends, so keep an eye out. If you want to get in touch, I'm active on LJ, so please, please comment to my journal. DON't email me.
What with DH, a lot of my views on HP have changed. It will probably effect my stories, and it's alreadly effected my profile, as you can see. I hope the rough spot I'm going through with canon will only change my writing in fanon for the better. Keep an eye out! But probably NOT in R/T, okay?
The Ballad of Lucius Malfoy: An Unappealing Appeal by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 63]
Summary: Lucius Malfoy's appealing to the Wizengamot after being caught in the Department of Mysteries, trying to convince them that he's not evil.
Quite silly, really.
Well, it goes against my strict rule (ONLY THREE FAVORITES PER SECTION!) but this is going in my favorite stories, and your'e going in my favorite author. I hope that basically encompasses my thoughts about the poem.
PS Remember me from Dark Lord's Blog?
Author's Response: Cool! Thanks so much, and I\'m honoured to have forced you to go against your principles.
Of course I remember you from the blog! You were the one with \"Volde-Mart!\"
Well, it goes against my strict rule (ONLY THREE FAVORITES PER SECTION!) but this is going in my favorite stories, and your'e going in my favorite author. I hope that basically encompasses my thoughts about the poem.
PS Remember me from Dark Lord's Blog?
Author's Response: DOOOOUBLE POST!
Uncle Fred Calls Him Dick by MagEd
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1494]
Summary: 2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts
Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)
*Completed*
"Oh, I can so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter
A good chapter as usual. I really like where this plot is going. One small and probably stupid thing... wouldn't Hermione, who reads everything and is, furthurmore, the daughter of two dentists, know what apprenhending teeth are? Told you it was stupid :D
Author's Response: Thanks, I\'m glad you like it. You probably right, having dentist parents she would know (as I myself learned the fact from my sister who is a dentist) but I suppose she just didn\'t understand the context in this case.
When Did You Fall In Love With Me? by CantLetItGo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 31]
Summary: Secret love is revealed for two people battling with their own demons, causing them to take a step back and ask some important questions...
Tonks put her hands on the sides of his face, turning it towards her, forcing him to look at her. She took a deep breath as Remus gently placed one of his hands over hers. He could feel her hand shaking under his own. She looked into his eyes.
“But do you love me?”
*Set HBP*
Check out the sequel "What Is Love?"
The mods should validate this, like, yesterday... along with my story... evil mods. Ha, I mean, wonderful, sweet, intelligent mods... must be going now!
Author's Response: :D How we adore those mods....we love you so much...we\'ll give you cookies and adoration if you validate this...
Predictions by Dragon_Warrior
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]
Summary: ~*One-Shot*~
Sirius Black and James Potter are two of the most trouble-making third-years at Hogwarts. What happens when they find a crystal ball that makes their predictions come true?
Let's make it more than three. That was good. I loved the end! I could see Fudge in his bowler hat yodling till he was red in the face. Was he even Minister back then, I wonder? Maybe Lily actually did all that stuff because of the ball... hmm...
Author's Response: Hmm...that\'s a plot twist that I didn\'t really imagine, but a definite possibility. I pictured Fudge yodeling too, but I don\'t think he was Minister, and that\'s why I didn\'t mention a name. Thanks!
Sweet Dream Sweets by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 32]
Summary: What have the brilliant Weasley twins, Fred and George, come up with now? To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new product and test it on the boy-who-needed-a-good-sleep. Post HBP oneshot.
No, sadly I did not yawn. Ah, well. The Draco bit was brilliant-let's hope Ginny never finds out!
Author's Response: Never thought about her reaction!
No, sadly I did not yawn. Ah, well. The Draco bit was brilliant-let's hope Ginny never finds out!
Author's Response: Yet another repeated review. I wonder why this happens so often?
From the Mods by MNFF Staff
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 72]
Summary: A collection of one-shots centered around celebration, happiness, family, or love. Each chapter is a different one-shot from a different mod-- a gift from us to you. Happy birthday, MNFF! *Bows to Authors*
Lovely. I can't wait for the next chapter, or story, or whatever. And spike312... this is Sirius we're talking about, of course he would get drunk! ("...slightly Mundungus-like whiff of stale drink...") We love him, but he has his failings.
Nymphadora Lupin?! by CantLetItGo
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]
Summary: A 'missing scene' from OotP.
How can two Order members, having known each other a grand total of a couple of weeks, end up being known as Remus and Nymphadora Lupin? Find out, if you dare...
Rated for mild swearing. Please R&R!
*laughs like a crazy person* Awesome! Loved the end. Foreshadowing makes for some great stories.
Author's Response: *grins* Thankyou!! I added the little end bit on just because it made me smile :D
"I Am...Who?" by Malika Potter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 139]
Summary: Harry Potter wakes up at his aunt and uncle's house...with no memory of the past six years. He cannot remember magic, Hogwarts, or even his two loyal best friends. He does know that something is very wrong, and his relatives are treating him like a bomb that could go off at any moment
I'll cover what i think of the story as a whole with the phrases "This is awesome" and "update NOW!" Ha, now my story's in your faves and yourstory is in mine!
Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing (I really enjoyed your story, by the way), and I\'m REALLY REALLY hoping that the moderators will validate my next chapter, it\'s been in the queue for a long time.
~Malika
Trouble in Paradise by HarrynHermione_06
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 38]
Summary: Every legendary romance has a couple of rough patches here and there. Well, here's one that could just ruin a relationship forever.
James. Is. A. Prat. And an idiot, git, and every other insult that exists. He's as stupid as...as... Ron! Write a sequel! Where they get back together! Because they have to, obviously, or Harry wouldn't exist.
Author's Response: LOL!!! I see I found someone who share\'s my belief that Ron\'s stupidity is equivalant to that of the Giant Squid. And I\'m afraid there won\'t be a sequal. I left it here because we all know that they DO, in fact, end up together. Glad you enjoyed it!
Oh, and I'm the first reviewer. Ha!
Homework Excuses by bajab
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]
Summary: Remus Lupin is sneaking out at night, and the other Marauders want to know what he is up to, so what do they do? Follow him of course. An Early Marauder's era fic
"A werewolf ate my homework, Professor." I must remember to say that to my teacher one of these years. Good story!
Author's Response: Probably got as much chance of working as anything I ever came up with!
Just to point out... the map has their nicknames on it so luvinhp was right, they made it after they were Animagi. Sorry.
Author's Response: Who says the map is finished? Maybe they added their names later, after all, I suspect it would take them a few years to find all the places they mapped out.
Broken Chocolate Hearts by StepUpTimneh
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Ginny is heartbroken after breaking up with Harry. Can a candy bowl full of chocolate hearts help her? Could it possibly...give her advice?
That was sweet. Magic chocolate! I want it :D Actually, any chococolate is good... yeah, I'm leaving now.
Author's Response: Isn\'t chocolate just the best? Thanks for reviewing =]
How Predictable! by HPwizzzard
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 127]
Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?
Hi, it's me! Reviewing my own story! Well... sort of. Please except these comments from the characters in place of a sequel, okay?
Peter: I am NOT a minion, Sirius! I'm a Death Eater, okay! A Death Eater! It's different!
James: Wow, Padfoot, you were right. That's a first. I did marry Lily, and I am dead- hang on, if I'm dead, how can I be typing this? And how can I use a computer if I'm a wizard? Lily?
Lily: I have no idea. Please stop talking. And isn't anyone going to thank this wonderful girl, Quinn, for writing this in the first place?
Quinn:(aka Me) Well, all the reviewers did.
Lily: Oh. That's good.
Sirius: I was right? I mean- I was RIGHT! Of course I was! In your face, Moony! Hahaha! I was RIGHT!
Remus: No, you were lucky. And Tonks and I aren't married yet- so you still have a chance to be wrong. By the way, Nymphadora, it would be really great if you could stop throwing things at me. It was years ago. And I'd be happy to let you murdur Sirius, but Bellatrix beat you to him. Sorry.
Sybill: *insane laughter* Divination works! It does! It's real! And you all laughed at me! You called me crazy! I had a miserable chidhood because of you! But I was right and you were wrong! So there!
Sirius: Actually, I was right...
Quinn: OK, let's go, nothin' more to see here! *mumbles* I knew this was a bad idea... Sybill, do NOT hit Sirius with that crystal ball!
The Sky Lament by lady magician
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]
Summary: There is no more song in Hermione's life. She is lost. She's been taken away by her parents from the wizarding world because the danger from the war has gotten the worst it can get. While Harry, Ron, and even Ginny are miles and miles away, fighting to save the world, Hermione spends her time yearning to go where everyone wants to go...home.....And then the song plays again...From the 'universe' of sorts from my first two poems...
And another good one! I like this one best, maybe because of the absense of a certain pesky canon ship. Um.
And the music began to play again,
Clear in my heart and mind,
A lament of the most desperate hope,
That spoke of dreams that wouldn’t be left behind.
That would be the best part ;D
However i can't see Hermione allowing herself to be kept away from the Wizarding world, even by her parents. She's an adult now. And wouldn't the whole order be on her side?
Author's Response: Hehe...thats why its called fanfiction :-D....i dunno, i guess i pictured her being obedient to them at all times?
I like that stanza too, and i hope u like the big metaphor in the story.
Thanks for reviewing all of them!!!!
Enchanted by Willow Rosenberg
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 150]
Summary: ~Complete~
The summer after the trio's sixth year, people gather at the Weasley's for the wedding of Bill and Fleur. Hermione goes in high hopes, expecting a relationship to heat up between her and Ron. However, her arrival at the Burrow is greeted with a rather nasty surprise...
Pre-DH
2010: Ahaa, God, I just took another look at this story and, uh...the only defense I have is that I was a lot younger when I wrote it. Whew.
Poor little 'Mione! First Lavender, now Elodie. Could Ron BE any more clueless? good, if short, first chappie.
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'ll try to make the rest longer.
Believe by solemnlyswear_x
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]
Summary: Luna Lovegood struggles to sort out her belief in Santa Claus.
This is a submission for the Winter's Tales Extra Credit Challenge, written by solemnlyswear_x of Gryffindor.
It's a common mistake. I'm American too, but I can Britpick well enough to call myself bilingual *is bragging*
Author's Response: *is jealous* I wish I could do that. :D
In Britain, santa is called Father Christmas, and they say Happy Chirstmas, not Merry. Other than that, good story!
Author's Response: Whoops-- I\'m American, which is probably painfully obvious by now, and I completely forgot that it\'s different in Britain. Thanks for reviewing and the info. I\'ll be sure to change that soon! :]
