Penname: Keltoi [Contact]
Real name: Bernie Dwyer
Member Since: 01/12/05
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Starting^W Finished a film & TV production course this^W last year. Hope to become a screenwriter.

Update 2nd March - my first screenplay synopsis got rejected (sob!), well, not rejected, but it won't fit into a 6-minute film (our major assessment for the year), so I've got to come up with something short and punchy!

Update 6th July - it looks like I'll actually get to make a film! Got the essential crew, and first casting session this weekend! Maybe I'll get some time to write HP fics after it's done...

Update 30 March 2006 - well, I made a movie! After it's finished a successful cinema release (yuk yuk), I'll post it on a website.

I have to say, writing a fanfic and getting the feedback was INVALUABLE! Thanks Seren, and the other moderators.
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The Talk(s) by smokeline
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 84]

Summary: After walking in on a snog-session between Ron and Hermione, the Weasley family takes it upon themselves to inform them about the birds and the bees. One-shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3742 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 11/07/04


Reviewer: Keltoi Signed
Date: 01/31/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Talk(s)

It flows along nicely - and I think you've managed to put just the right amount of "information" into the dialogue, e.g. ********* “So I have to–“ “Yep.” “While I’m–“ “Yep.” “Before we–“ “Yep.” ***************** Anything more or less just wouldn't have been nearly as funny. I think you're right to resist the temptation to add any more, but perhaps a sequel, where Ron actually has to go back to Fred, George, Bill, or Charlie for more advice? Looking forward to more of your humour.

 
Reviewer: Keltoi Signed
Date: 01/31/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Talk(s)

It flows along nicely - and I think you've managed to put just the right amount of "information" into the dialogue, e.g. ********* “So I have to–“ “Yep.” “While I’m–“ “Yep.” “Before we–“ “Yep.” ***************** Anything more or less just wouldn't have been nearly as funny. I think you're right to resist the temptation to add any more, but perhaps a sequel, where Ron actually has to go back to Fred, George, Bill, or Charlie for more advice? Looking forward to more of your humour.

 

Lacrima Serpentis by Insecurity
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 311]

Summary: This story is set in the dystopian society of Wizarding England under the control of Voldemort. Fifteen years after leaving Hogwarts, Harry Potter is in hiding; he fears the words of the Prophecy and has lost the will to fight. This story tells the tale of an adult Hermione who sacrifices everything: her family, her moral beliefs and eventually her dignity, in order to save the Wizarding world. She becomes a Death Eater under the recommendation of someone she barely trusts. She struggles to find the courage and strength, but with every choice she makes she gets deeper and deeper into danger.




Chapter 33 is finally up. Thank you for your support and patience..

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 117014 Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/27/04 Updated: 09/08/06


Reviewer: Keltoi Signed
Date: 02/10/05 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Your descriptions are overwhelming - you've captured the mood *very* well, and your post-climactic world is very believable. I also think your characterisations are excellent. It's obvious that you have a very clear picture of this story in your head - but sometimes the translation to the written word hasn't worked as well as it should, i.e. there are times when Hermione's thoughts and reactions don't come across as clearly as they need to, to maintain the sense of despair and fear she must be feeling. This interrupts the flow of the story a little, and I have to re-read some parts for it to "grab". Looking forward to more - it's in my "favourites".

Author's Response: Hey, thank you very much for your feedback, and I understand what you mean about clarity, it's hard to put across a situation that I dont have any real experience of. I hate to say it but I am getting very annoyed with the amount of time its taking for chapter 6 to be accepted. It is in the queue so just keep checking back!

 

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Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Keltoi Signed
Date: 01/18/05 Title: None

I like the pacing and tension - but don't make it any slower ;-) Looking forward to more.

Author's Response: LOL! Things get more interesting very soon, I promise...

 

You're Me?! by Ron Weasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 294]

Summary: After a supposed potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to...you know...go? You'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 11893 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/15/05 Updated: 04/27/05


Reviewer: Keltoi Signed
Date: 02/22/05 Title: Chapter 7: Girlish Feelings

ROTFL! Somehow I don't think our favourite couple will ever be the same...

 

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Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Keltoi Signed
Date: 01/18/05 Title: None

All right - I'm hooked. When can we see some more?

 
Reviewer: Keltoi Signed
Date: 01/18/05 Title: None

All right - I'm hooked. When can we see some more?

 

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Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Keltoi Signed
Date: 01/31/05 Title: None

Have you been watching Marx Bros movies ;-)

 
Reviewer: Keltoi Signed
Date: 01/31/05 Title: None

Have you been watching Marx Bros movies ;-)

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