Penname: Kimberley [Contact]
Real name: Kim...berley?
Member Since: 01/10/05
Website: http://www.livejournal.com/community/le_crack/
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My stories are posted in their entirety on my LJ. For teasers and full-version chapters (i.e. the sort of stuff they won't let me post on mugglenet) of April Rain and The Upside of Being Down, visit my LJ (at the above link). Feel free to leave comments or just ramble about your day, as that's the gist of what I do there! As always, I'd love to hear from you!

The equally long-winded sequel to The Upside of Being Down-- The World's Going to End, So Take Off Your Sunday Trousers-- is now available for your perusal at my livejournal. Do read!

~Kim
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My Life As I Don't Know It by enoimreh
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 104]

Summary: If you knew who you were going to marry and how your life was going to turn out, would you change the way you act to hurry your future along, or would you let everything happen in its own time? Not written in first person.

Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27526 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 05/21/05


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 03/28/05 Title: Chapter 3: Found

Okay... easter is over!!! Pleeeease update I've been so anxious to keep reading this story! You have us all hooked. ~Kim

 

Magorian by The Savant
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 131]

Summary: Lowbrow. High-concept. Medium rare. Magorian's back, and he's here to stay! A/N: All right, who stole all my exclamation points!?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 54434 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/04 Updated: 03/06/06


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/28/05 Title: Chapter 1: Chicken Feast

lol. no hard feelings. Tell Jyroxos I say hi.

Author's Response: It'll be kind of hard to, seeing as how Jyroxos is in the deepest depths of my metaphysical being. But I'll try.

 
Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 03/13/05 Title: Chapter 1: Chicken Feast

Savant, he whom I love... you seem to be a clever lad. Do you have ANY idea how to create one's own webpage, where one would be able to post their stories without waiting for mod approval? Please help! And thanks, too, I suppose.

Author's Response: For your purposes, use Geocities' free accounts. One can only upload five megs a time, so I normally wouldn't recommend it for other things but text. It has bulit-in programs to help you get accustomed to HTML, so it's worth it. If all else fails, send me what you want and I'll try to make a site out of it when I get the chance.

 
Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/27/05 Title: Chapter 7: Video Killed the Fanfiction Star

You are brilliant. And I think I love you.

Author's Response: You only think you love me? You should know you love me! KNOW IT DAMMIT!!!!! THE MULTIVERSE SHALL BE MINE! YoU wIlL aLl BoW bEfOrE mE!!!!! Ahem... Thanks for the review.

 
Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 02/18/05 Title: Chapter 9: Game, Set and Match

Again, amazing and purely hilarious work. But I couldn't help noticing Snape mention that he wasn't a "pale sex god". By this, I can only assume that someone has referred to him as such before. To which I have to say in reply: "WHAT THE HELL??? EWWW!!"

Author's Response: Yes, I actually read, in writing, no less, that Snape was a, quote on quote, "pale sex god". Which can only be attributed to Alan Rickman, who, in my opinion, does not particularly depict the ugliness of Snape shown in some chapter illustrations. Nevertheless, he acts quite well, so I will be saying nothing more on the matter.

 
Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/28/05 Title: Chapter 1: Chicken Feast

I stand corrected. I DO love you. And I know it, dammit! lol.

Author's Response: Er, yeah... I'm sorry about that outburst. Y'see, I forgot to take my medication, and when I forget to take my medication, I turn into a terrible megalomaniac named Jyroxos. (One cool thing about Jyroxos is that he can breath fire.) So, no hard feelings.

 

Summary: A Draco/Ginny fic in the view of, mainly, the trio...Ginny's got a secret, and the trio's determined to find out what it is...Rated for profanity in later chapters. Chapter 1: The trio discusses Plan A. IMPORTANT UPDATE MADE IN AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE END OF CHAPTER 18. PLEASE READ!

Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 30228 Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/04 Updated: 04/30/05


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/27/05 Title: Chapter 11: Never Mind

AAAHH! You need to write more, I was really getting into it! lol. This is a great story, you have exceptional talent. Keep submitting those chapters!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/17/05 Title: None

Your story is awesome. I love the way it's developing, and you'd better keep writing, or I'm gonna get mad. lol, j/k, but seriously, keep writing! Could you please read and review my story (april rain, it's a few spaces above yours)? It'd be cool to hear what you think. Cheers!

Author's Response: thanks!

 

You're My Reason by hammy
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 43]

Summary: One-shot song fic.. Draco/OC. A twist in Draco and Harry's personalities. One wrong move..Could someone close to Draco pay the price? Rated R for brutality. Please R&R

Categories: Draco/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 945 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/04 Updated: 12/07/04


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 02/14/05 Title: Chapter 1: one shot

I liked the writing, the idea, the romance. It was really heartfelt... but I'm sorry, I can't see Harry doing something like that, even if he and Draco are worst enemies. Any other guy, but not Harry. Otherwise, great job!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/12/05 Title: None

Wow, I really liked your story! This is my first fic, too, so it's kind of cool having someone else who knows what I'm going thru. Lol. It's kind of nerve-wracking, isn't it? Keep up the great writing!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review. Maybe now we could become computer buddys. LOL

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/16/05 Title: None

I really liked the way this is turning out! Keep writing, I want to know what happens! lol. And if you could, can you read my story and review? I love to hear what ppl think of my writing. It's called the Forgotten Gryffindor (I think i need to change the name) it's a few spaces above yours. Thanks so much and great job!

 

Meant To Be by chloish
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 679]

Summary: "What can I say?" James shrugged his shoulders. "We are just obviously,"



"Completely,"


"Irrefutably,"


"Logically,"


"Undeniably,"


"Unfortunately,"


James laughed, "Meant to be."






Lily Evans and James Potter share absolutely nothing in common, not even their feelings for each other. Lily, perceived as a ‘model student,’ detests the handsome, popular, Quidditch star James, who she thinks to be something of a git. James, on the contrary, has been infatuated with Lily for years, and has let her and the whole school know it.





As time progresses into Voldemort’s ‘reign of terror,’ the two have to learn to trust, tolerate, and love each other.





Please note, this story is incomplete, and will likely remain so for a long time. I apologize!





Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 46881 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
01/09/05 Updated: 11/02/05


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 02/19/05 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - Feasting

Nooooo!! It ended! lol, update soon! I was reading and I was like, wow this story is funny and light and I really like it and then it went BOOM! lol. Unexpected twists are so much fun. Excellent job, 10!!

Author's Response: BOOM! ...:) Thank you so much for the review

 

April Rain by Kimberley
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 455]

Summary: ***COMPLETED!***Five years ago, half way through her third year at Hogwarts, Regan Jayden was expelled for reasons only she and a very select few know. But now that she's been allowed to return-- under certain terms-- in what would have been her graduating year, will she be able to regain the trust of her fellow Hogwarts students, and of herself?

Excerpt from story: Merlin, he was going soft, Draco thought as he tried not to grimace. He'd start spouting off poetry in a minute if he wasn't careful. This whole love thing was sending him round the twist.



Categories: Draco/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Violence, Sexual Situations

Word count: 84064 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/10/05 Updated: 07/09/05


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/17/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Homecoming

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Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/17/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Homecoming

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Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/17/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Homecoming

Sorry, ignore those first two, my computer is retarded... I'm so confused!! lol. Ignore this one too.

 
Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 03/30/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Homecoming

Hey guys! It's me, the currently very stressed-out author. Since the queue is being flushed out, they won't let me edit my author's notes... which means that I have to resort to posting my update here, and I don't know how many of you read these. Ah well, I can only hope. Anyway, the first chapter (the prologue) of my new story Pasts Relived is up! So please check it out and leave a review to tell me what you think! Thanks a kajillion (I still don't know if that's a real number.)~Kim

 
Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 02/23/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Homecoming

K, for some reason, my account won't let me reply to my reviews... but this is meant for finkydink: YOU ROCK! lol. Thank you so much for the incredible compliment. Also, I can promise you there will be more Draco shirtless in the future. And just as a side note... YOU ROCK! hehehehehe...

 

You're Me?! by Ron Weasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 294]

Summary: After a supposed potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to...you know...go? You'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 11893 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/15/05 Updated: 04/27/05


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/28/05 Title: Chapter 4: Realising

Gah! i was getting into it! lol. Update update update!

 

Summary: Mischief happens; for sixth-year Gryffindor, Andran Audierus, it's somewhat expected. Clumsiness also happens, and for New student Marti Owlsten, it's more of a way of life. Put these two together, and they may end up in over their heads in trouble... and toothpaste. Insults, ransom notes, magical dares, pranks... will they make it to their seventh year in one piece? **This is a post-HP7 fic, by about ten to fifteen years... but that doesn't mean their won't be familiar faces. Lots of humor, butn also a good plot line, too**

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 64692 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Published:
01/20/05 Updated: 08/07/06


Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/31/05 Title: Chapter 2: A Sorting and Flying Shepard's Pie

Lol, this is awesome! I really liked this chapter, it was well written and really funny. Keep writing I can't wait for more!

Author's Response: aww, thanks!

 
Reviewer: Kimberley Signed
Date: 01/25/05 Title: Chapter 1: Gryffindor, Insults, & Bertie Bott's: What a Beginning

Hahahahahaha... this is really good! "brasiere full of ammunition" That in itself is hilarious. lol. Keep it coming, this is a great start.

Author's Response: thanks! Next chapter is on it's way!

 
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