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Real name: Your Best Nightmare
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Hi! I'm flying phoenix, and I won't be writing any stories - under this penname! However, I will be writing alongside a friend and we'll send our stories under her name - I think it's r_u_sirius_im_joquin But I could be wrong...


Be on the lookout for some pretty cool stuff from us. We have several humor fics, a christmas story, and some sweet but comic LE/JP romances to write - so get yourself excited!

Of our duo, I'm the stupid one, and I'll be the one you don't want to see writing from. However, my counterpart is brilliant, so for her sake I ask you to put up with me. I'm really sorry if you're even reading this right now - it must be lowering your I.Q very rapidly. Of course, I really see no reason for anyone to read this, as I haven't written anything.

So if you're reading this, I wonder why you're wasting your time in such a meaningless way?

However, I am grateful that you care about me enough to read all this nothingness, so I won't send you to a psychiatrist...yet...

So, stay tuned for anything affiliated with flyingphoenix!

Love and Hate,

me

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The Talk(s) by smokeline
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 84]

Summary: After walking in on a snog-session between Ron and Hermione, the Weasley family takes it upon themselves to inform them about the birds and the bees. One-shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3742 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 11/07/04


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Talk(s)

Poor Ron - 4 talks in one day...I wouldn't be able to stomach it! This is funny! Good job!

 
Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Talk(s)

Poor Ron - 4 talks in one day...I wouldn't be able to stomach it! This is funny! Good job!

 
Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Talk(s)

Poor Ron - 4 talks in one day...I wouldn't be able to stomach it! This is funny! Good job!

 

Swapping with Snape by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 401]

Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.

Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?

In short - will either of them survive?

The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 35656 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 06/29/05


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 04/11/07 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter Twenty Six

Ooooooh! Exciting! What's going on with Dumbledore! I must find out, so update soon! Great job so far on the story...it's a genius idea!

 

Happy Birthday, Draco by painterchica
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary: It's Draco's birthday, and Ginny wants to make it as special as possible. Hopefully, certain things won't get in the way...All hail OOC Draco...

Categories: Draco/Ginny, Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1037 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 07/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Happy Birthday, Draco

"Burn in hell, old man." Perfect last line. I really love the ending - it was so funny and...it kind of made me want to be sick too...

 

Too Far Gone by Gemmika
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 1174]

Summary: *How far would you go for love?* "If you touch her again, I'll kill you." "Go ahead for I'll come to her again and again." *Is it worth it?* "James leave her alone, she's no good for you." "Don't say a word against Lily!" *Will it last?* "It's forever, I've known it sice the day I met you." "Forever is a long time." "Not if you love someone..." I am finally re-editing this story, please take a look and see all the new stuff!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations

Word count: 58398 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/04 Updated: 01/27/05


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 14: "WHY?"

I must say I don't like your view of Sirius at all... but you warned us, I suppose...

 

The Harry Potter Code by dink
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 68]

Summary: I've spent many hours trying to crack the code that JKR cunningly hid throughout the Harry Potter series, concentrating mostly on The Goblet of Fire and The Order of the Phoenix. After weeks of painstaking research, I feel that I'm finally able to reveal the truth of what lies between certain selected sentences from each of these books.

Certain characters' personalities have been utterly transformed by the code-breaking process. Read at your peril ...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11899 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 11/28/04


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 08/21/07 Title: Chapter 2: The New Complicated Plan

Wow, this is really funny...you should have more reviews! I'll spread the word to my friends for you! I hope the rest of this story is as good as these two chapters!

 

Summary:

All's fair in love and war

Lily thinks herself too clever to fall for James Potters charm. Yet, as the two of them are appointed Head Boy and Girl, will Lily regret her negative feelings towards James? Pre-HBP



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 93408 Chapters: 50 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/18/04 Updated: 04/26/05


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 9: She Will Be Loved

Nooooooooo! He can't give up on her! I know he can't! He won't. He'll see the light, and so will she...eventually... Great story so far!

 
Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 12: Just A Girl

Hilarious. The whole situation is just hilarious.

 
Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 13: Head Over Feet

Oh, I feel so bad for Lily...you do a great job describing her feelings!

 
Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 17: Parts Undone

That last part left me somewhat confused...

 
Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 7: You Think You Know Me

Oh, oh! I love the passion line, but I feel so bad for them both right now! I want to keep reading so badly (I will tomorrow!) but it's about 3.00am right now...

 

Summary: Voldemort and crew try to think up a name, they play a death defying game of truth or dare ... etc. READ AND REVIEW and tell me if I should write something else, because I've got some ideas ... liiiiikkkkkeeee maybe Voldemort's first attempt at a bad deed or something. Anyway. Tell me what you think ... READ IT, REVEIW IT!! =P

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 933 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/22/04 Updated: 11/22/04


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 08/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: One

This is really funny - I only wish it were longer. My favorite part was the end - "this man obviously meant business." it really shows how cruel of a person Voldy is when he puts Snape inthe BAD CHAIR just for giggling. And I love the explanation of how a wart like Peter got into the Death Eaters... I like it!

 

Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 08/22/07 Title: Chapter 2: Parvati's Revenge

Aaaaw, Ron is trying to defend hermione! How cute! I hope he doesn't go too far, though... As always, great chapter!

 
Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 08/22/07 Title: Chapter 3: Ron's Revenge

poor mrs. Norris...not

 

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Rated: [Reviews - ]

Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 07/05/07 Title: Chapter 15: In Her Father's Arms

Aaaaaaaw! What a sweet ending. Just for the record, I don't think any of this could ever happen...they're just not like that. But it was very well written and it kept me reading! Nice job!

 

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Rated: [Reviews - ]

Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 04/15/07 Title: None

I like it! You make some really good points...

 

Stranded by Queen of Serpents
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 528]

Summary:

She was drowning, a damsel in distress, awaiting her knight in shining armor to come rescue her. It was then he came, her savior, but a villian in reality, an evil devilish boy by the name of Draco Malfoy.



Now, they are left, lost and forsaken amidst a sea of chaos.







Pre-HBP



Ch. 9 - 20% complete


Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 34637 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
12/28/04 Updated: 09/20/07


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 08/26/08 Title: Chapter 8: Of Anxiety and Anticipation

Ooh, murder, interesting...

 

Taste of Revenge by Queen of Serpents
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 259]

Summary:

Bad boy James must be taught a lesson. The game of vengeance begins with Lily's plan to seduce & then dump him and James retaliating when he finds out. But the taste of Revenge is sweet as well as addicting and neither are willing to admit defeat.

Chapter 6 is 40% complete



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14419 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
12/29/04 Updated: 01/12/06


Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 10/19/07 Title: Chapter 5: Conundrums

Oh please update..I've been waiting for so long..it's painful..this is an amazing story!

 
Reviewer: flyingphoenix Signed
Date: 10/19/07 Title: Chapter 5: Conundrums

Oh please update..I've been waiting for so long..it's painful..this is an amazing story!

 
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