Pyromaniac! only kidding...
Bday, 15th april, same as em ( who i no)
well, as this is where i rite bout my life so far, i guess id better start:
a monkey aged 118 years was bisecting an ostracised peanut while eating a very large piece of grass which had the essence of a pink elephants backside. then the elephant sed 2 the monkey, why do u eat peanuts and eat grass and walk in the centre of london? and the monkey replied, 'well, to know that i must tell u my life story' and so he told the elphant, and here it is:
there were 72 placated monkeys on a tree, having fun, wen a hunter came around the corner and shot one ded. it fell to the ground wiv a thump. then another monkey fell out of the tree, why i hear u ask? bcos it was attached 2 the first monkey. then, i, the third monkey in this story, fell out of the tree, bcos i was unfortunate enuff to think it was a game.......;(.......ive never been the same since. people tell me im not really a monkey, but how can i believe them when they all look the same, like shrivelled up mongooses. (sorry 2 n e 1 who is either a mongoose, monkey or elephant, not harm ment!)
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Quick and agile, and probably a little on the small
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ver very gd, an thnx tommy 4 that info, go on katie, go 4 it!
no words 2 describe how good this is, spider bit was xtremely funny, cudnt get enuff of it...interestin girl, i suppose there is something big planned 4 her eh? and the wandless magic also added a gr8 new section which rewviewers luv 2 c, all wandless magic fics are highly appreiated. well, best of luck. james
Author's Response: oh, thanks so much! I had no idea wandless magic fics were so popular! Thanks again!
Wow, that was great, surprising yes, but great nevertheless!
Wow, that was great, a lovely rcovery from your break! It really was a pleasure to read, as most people would agree, and hey, im a hermy fan, dont like the idea of kati/harry and really thought Ginny was one of those characters ho should linger on in JK's world, but this is your story, your fanfiction, and because of the writing style, the character emotion, your way of portraying Their different views, and of course, your reasoning behind everything you write makes this an incredible story, the best short story i have ever read! :) I really hope you continue to write so well, as people love this the way it is, and i hope you can get a good bit of writing in before book 6 comes out next month. Just one point about your actual content in this chapter. When Harry and Hermione both wonder what can possibly defeat Voldemort, is Ron mumbling 'Floo Powder' to the fat lady going to be of any importance? Just wondering, probably just me thinking too hard! I shouldnt really think at all, my doctor said it was bad for my helth...Well, thats me done, thanks again. Jenry......:)
Author's Response: You can never think too hard! I'll own up to the fact that 'Floo Powder' was nothing more than a random password.
It's only fair since there are plenty of rumours I haven't been willing to come clean on, no matter how true or untrue they are ;)
what can i say to such an incredible chapter! it was definately worth the wait, as it may have even surpassed my favourite chapter so far (including those from your prequel). it was a very good time for you to show just how close Hermione and Harry are, as they both really need each other at the moment what with everything going on. please let there be another way to destroy voldemort as i dont think JK is going to make Harry use the killing curse. in the official prophecy of Harrys birth it says he has the power to destroy, it does not mention killing. yes, as you said i am growing to like siobhan, and as Alex is playing a crucial part you have exposed a lot more of her character and i am glad to say that i like what i have seen of her so far! hope your doing good, best of luck with future chapters, james
Author's Response: Thank you very much for the review. And as I told tommy, Harry's method for vanquishing the Dark Lord is clear cut in my mind ;)
Jenna, really sorry i havnt reviwed for so long, its damn out of order of me :(. I want you to know though, that whenever i have a bit of free time on the computer, i go straight to this story, or the prequel, and read what ive read before over and over, because its just great quality stuff. Recently, ive had my GCSE exams, which are important ones in England, so i havnt had any leisure time at all. I loved this chapter, one of the best youve even written, and thats an incredible achievement, considering there was no 'action' in it. The emotion coming out was brilliant, and the realistic character development you have achieved over the two stories is incredible, look at what Harry is like as a person in this chapter, and look what he was like at the start of the prequel. Anyway, thanks for the read, and ill keep checking daily again now exams are over for updates, cant wait till the next one :) James
loved it as always, never better! well dun Tom! can i share the cookie? *puppy eyes*
Woot, soz, but im goin 2 a midnite openin of HBP in waterstones in London! Also, im on work experience that week in...Leavesden Studios!(HArry Potter Studios)
That really was great, i loved both chapters 17+18, they were superb! How you come up with this, I will never know, but your best trait is undeniably your ability to mimic JK's style of writing so closely, that you would think you are reading an official HP book. Thank you once again for such a great read, and i hope you can update again soon. Oh, and thank you for clearing up my 'floo powder' query from chapter 16! Jenry:)
oh, in ur answer 2 another persons review -sorry 4 4getin ur name- u sed that we shud grow 2 like siobhan! a clue/hint there? hope ur well, james
Wow, you really do think of everything before you write dont you! Well, congrats, and im very sorry! James
Author's Response: Yes I do think of everything! *is all knowing* hehe :) And what are you apologizing for, silly?! Continue you to enjoy (and thank you so much for consistently reviewing!)
When ron was talking abou the quditch player showing off, Harry cuts himself to attempt 2 get attention maybe. And now he mite have 2 take siobhan 2 the ball. No doubt colin creevey'll get a pic of him with siobhan and katie will see it and get really upset of sumfin! gr8 build up. thnx 4 the gr8 read. james
Author's Response: That's one theory... :) Poor Siobhan/Katie/Harry is already the subject of tabloid speculation!
W8, is Ron in the Sphinx Gang or summin..seems extreme, but just wondrin!
Extremely good! Hermione and Harry really need to get back together and sort Ron out, i feel so sorry for him. Maybe Ron has some hidden sort of power...maybe not! Anyway, yes, the DA teacher has always been an obvious choice after being an auror for Harry after school, and i also noted how James died when he was a DA teacher, like quirrel. The job was evidently jinkzed then too...Proffessor MCgonagol Joked, hahaha. More prominent though, as you obviously intended, she quotes Hermione from near the end of OOTP:'Well...Harry...Dont you think you've got a bit of a...a saving people thing?' Well good luck with next chappy, hope it comes up soon. James.
Once again very good! You have impeccable writing skills and they combine so well with your ability to tell a good story (to an excellent audience of course!) with amazing new ideas always popping up in your fic. I love the way that Harry + Hermy are back as friends and Siobhan...getting even more interesting! At least shes started a bit of inter-house unity. I think ive got a hunch about Ron and i might even know who aurora is, but thats probably my mind playing tricks on me...One mistake in the real content of the story (just one!). You say that James was the last DADA prof to last longer than a year. You have probably already realised the small error, but prof Quirrel lasted at least 2 years. If you recall in book 1 fred and george told the trio that he had been off work in Albania studying vampires and when he returned to work had the faint smell of garlic...Apart from that it was great as usual, although, for the first time in my life, i cannot give you a 10.....;(......a 9 will have to do...
Author's Response: It's perfectly alright to award me lower than a 10 ;) BUT - #1: We have no real proof that Quirrel ever officially taught DADA - he may have been just training. And #2: I said no teacher held it for 'more than a year at a time' - meaning consecutively. In my story, Lupin held it for two years, but there was a two year hiatus in between. Thanks for the review, hon.
i think every1 doesnt regret ginny dyin insted of katy now, after wot uve dun. very gd plot, and very interestin info about the 'rogue group.' its odd though, bcos i wud hav thought dumbledor wud hav trusted mdme bones...hmm...~10!
Author's Response: Believe me, a lot of people would rather have Katie die than Ginny any day. (Because they still see H/G & don't except that 'The Vault's Harry is in love with Katie..._ Thanks for the review. More info on what's really going on soon, hehe.
Yes ur all gona h8 me now bcos i only gave a 9...*sad noises* Well this review has a 10 attached 2 it!
sorry, but there is no need for constructive critisicm, it was so bad, sorry.
Author's Response: WHY?! At least tell me why you thought it was so bad. That way I can change it or at least know that you had a comment. If you can't at least give me a reason, then please don't post your reviews on here. I hate to guess what you were thinking when reading it. Just give me a reason to change it. *sigh*
I enjoyed the story, though after reading vadars review i have to agree with his opinions. For example, i know for a fact (due to my fic) you get a lot more praise if you use imagery and description. Its a pretty sad plot at the moment, hope it all works out for them. James