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Pyromaniac! only kidding...

Bday, 15th april, same as em ( who i no)

well, as this is where i rite bout my life so far, i guess id better start:
a monkey aged 118 years was bisecting an ostracised peanut while eating a very large piece of grass which had the essence of a pink elephants backside. then the elephant sed 2 the monkey, why do u eat peanuts and eat grass and walk in the centre of london? and the monkey replied, 'well, to know that i must tell u my life story' and so he told the elphant, and here it is:
there were 72 placated monkeys on a tree, having fun, wen a hunter came around the corner and shot one ded. it fell to the ground wiv a thump. then another monkey fell out of the tree, why i hear u ask? bcos it was attached 2 the first monkey. then, i, the third monkey in this story, fell out of the tree, bcos i was unfortunate enuff to think it was a game.......;(.......ive never been the same since. people tell me im not really a monkey, but how can i believe them when they all look the same, like shrivelled up mongooses. (sorry 2 n e 1 who is either a mongoose, monkey or elephant, not harm ment!)

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Quick and agile, and probably a little on the small
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Harry Potter
You're Harry Potter! You're willing to do anything
to help your friends, and they'll do anything
for you. You have been known to break a few
rules, but you do it for the greater good.
Brave and loyal, you're well-liked (both on and
off the Quidditch field!)Sometimes, you're
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Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 04/24/05 Title: None

Through the Fire by Croyez

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It all starts out with a meeting. Little do Harry and Hermione know what problems and dilemmas will surface along with their secret relationship. Hearts are shattered, prophecies are spoken, disappearances occur, dark plans are schemed, and discoveries beyond their understanding are made. Can their relationship withstand the perils it is subject to? Will their fate and worries stand in the way of true love? They can only hope not…

The air was suddenly filled with Hermione’s screams. They reverberated off the walls, echoed in the space…in Harry’s head…he felt as if he were sharing her pain, as if he were the one under the curse. He couldn’t take it. He couldn’t see her in such pain, maybe even wishing, like he had earlier, to die…for it to end…

He didn’t notice it when his hand began loosening its grip on the edge. He didn’t notice it until he began to fall to the ground, but as soon as he did, he pointed his wand at Voldemort. He felt seventeen years of suffering, seventeen years of mystery and trials…he felt hatred like he had never experienced before, pouring out of him. He felt every single thing that had happened to him on Voldemort’s account, rising to the surface, almost drowning him in a mix of emotions.

And then, he yelled, with all his might, “Avada Kedavra!”

He wished for it all to end…for it to be over…

The Last Chapter (Twenty) is up on [July/12] Thank you so much, Stephanie!

H/Hr, and Book 1-5!Hermione! will only sink when there are none loyal to them. So there.
Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 01/30/05 Title: Chapter 9: Digging Deeper

kl story, anxiously w8in 4 mor

Author's Response: Thanks! I just submitted chapter ten today. I hope you like it! =)

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 03/06/05 Title: Chapter 11: I Need You...

harrys a greedy wanker 4 many reasons, ah well, it was very good fiction, thnx a lot

Author's Response: Uh...huh...I really don't know what you mean by that. You're welcome, I think...

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 02/15/05 Title: Chapter 10: Dream

i so wana no wot the prophecy is, or maybe i dnt, oh wot the hell! i dnt no! that was a brilliantly cafted chapter, i cant w8 4 a harry/ron conflict! hope u get the nxt 1 up soon! with indying faith (well, not really), james

Author's Response: Ahh, the first reviewer to express that wish. =D * Tries to shut herself up, but can't * You will see the prophecy in a later chapter, so don't fret about that.
The Harry/Ron conflict...well, just think about it this way: both boys just want to avoid speaking to the other, and if Harry were to be presented with the choice of beating up Ron or rushing to the aid of his loved one, what is he most likely to do? =)
I actually re-submitted today (Feb/15), so it might be up later today or, hopefully, tomorrow.
Thanks for reviewing! I'm very glad you like the story, and I hope you continue reading!


Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 03/17/05 Title: None

sorry, but in a one chapter story u shud b mor simple, no offense

Harry's Sixth Year by GringottsVault711

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Harry's sixth year; the burden of the prophecy, the grief over the loss of Sirius, the wizarding war, blossoming romances, the new Quidditch Captain, Weasley family drama - and that's just part of it.
Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 02/05/05 Title: Chapter 67: Chapter 67: Imminent Danger

ahh, i get it now, sorry for calling u a poubelle (i found out its french for dustbin). i take it all back as i c the only possible explanation: Harry has just sat down on some wet grass and has a muddy ass, a big mistake!

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 02/04/05 Title: Chapter 67: Chapter 67: Imminent Danger

u evil mean perturbed monoctious fretitious poubelle (half those words i dnt understand, i may hav just made them up!) not a cliffy!

Author's Response: I'll have to remember that one ;)

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 02/08/05 Title: Chapter 68: Chapter 68: Trapped

thanks 4 that, im the kind of person who gets utterly perplexed by the simple things in life and easily understands the most astronomically complex chemical molecular formulas, ah well...

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 02/01/05 Title: Chapter 66: Chapter 66: Ginny’s Thoughts

gr8 climax, i kinda guessed shed make a prediction though, people agreein wiv me? yup, im anticipatin this final attempt to bring harry 2 u no hoo (and it will work so we should see some fireworks), katies gonna dire, i rekon, cos harrys fortune is yet to come tru, or mayb gin, or Hr or Ron. now im talkin 2 much, ill just say 1nce again, im lovin it

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 02/06/05 Title: Chapter 67: Chapter 67: Imminent Danger

soz that ive reviewed 3 times but i saw tommy wommys review and after rereading the chapter i agree about the rock, it must be a portkey, theyr all sitin on it, and harry is known to sit on roks like that u sed in the chapter. also, wen harry asked dean, dean replied 'somewhat stiffly.' now i know that dean mite b a bit pissed off wiv harry, but remeber wen gin and katie were under the imperious curse, they were finding it hard 2 speak 2. well, thats wot i think, and i now feel that i should withdraw my comment being harrys big mistake sitting on some muddy grass!

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 01/30/05 Title: Chapter 64: Chapter 64: The Dark Mark

gr8 chapter once again!

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 01/08/05 Title: Chapter 51: Chapter 51: Confronting Alchemina

wow, i hav just read your whole story, it is really turing out great...=) the plot is excellent, Ron and Hermione add great humour and im anxiously waiting for more! p.s. are you a real author and if not have you ever considered writing a proper book? just an idea! james

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 01/11/05 Title: Chapter 53: Chapter 53: Fortune Cookies

lol, wot a gr8 idea, all the fortunes make sense to the people they refer to, like ahrry will lose sum1 who he cares 4 4eva, Katie? 4 once, hermione mite b rong! gd 2 hear ur doin bk 7 2, r u gona post it on this story, or a new 1, or not onMNFF? n e way, gr8 stuff james

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 01/22/05 Title: Chapter 59: Chapter 59: A Familiar Face

likin it, lol, hermione slappin charlotte was pretty kl! so uve finished the book? well, plz post on chapter 70 where the sequal is going 2 be...keep it up

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 02/07/05 Title: Chapter 68: Chapter 68: Trapped

soz tommy, but i had to tell people about the dangers of that site (sarcastic voice!). plz update, ok, so this 1 aint so bad, as long as u dnt keep us hangin 2 much!

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 01/29/05 Title: Chapter 62: Chapter 62: More Misfortune

so pettigrew is more and more an integral part of the story, but i dont see why taking Harrys firebolt is going to cause that much more pain and anger, after all, hes got much more dredfull things to worry about. i agree that this will probably intensify his anger to pettigrew though. and what about McGonagol. was she pettigrew too when Katie and Harry met her about Katies essays? my minds wandering now, anyway, thanks again for such a gr8 read. *10* JMZ

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 01/31/05 Title: Chapter 65: Chapter 65: Weasley Family Tree

this is the gr8est fan fic eva!

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 01/08/05 Title: Chapter 51: Chapter 51: Confronting Alchemina

btw, i was wondrin, when you have finished this 1, can you carry it on and do book 7? (presuming Harry doesnt die...great work!

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 02/06/05 Title: Chapter 67: Chapter 67: Imminent Danger

DAM THIS W8IN!!!!!!!! I H* W8in. Stupid w8in. w8in suks, dam me 4 havin 2 w8!

Reviewer: Jenry Signed
Date: 02/07/05 Title: Chapter 67: Chapter 67: Imminent Danger

and its still not up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEARRRRRRGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (if only i could turn into a rabid psychopath platypus that could teleport 2 u and hunt u down! but i cant...=(...)