Well hello young muggles. I am 16. I wrote Harry Potter and Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! at the age of 15. Well, I live in Australia. It is OK! School is pretty tedious. My favourite things:
HARRY POTTER, as some sort of unhealthy God of obsessions to rule them all.
Eurovision Song Contest
Junior Eurovision Song Contest
Neil Gaiman everything
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Harold and Maude
Hayao Miyazaki movies
All John Hughes movies
The 80's in general.
PRESS GANG! (best tv show. buy it now!)
I Dream (is funny to laugh at).
A Town Called Panic
frankly i liked it.
Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.
Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?
In short - will either of them survive?
The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.
OMG, hurry up and update! Please? Your story is fun to read, and I want more.
Haha, I want Snape to beat her bad. I think, or Hermione to beat him bad, or for it to be really close and they get really into it. I'm sure you've already got something cool planned anyway. Haha, really entertaining chapter, but I still don't know what's happening to Harry in the Ravenclaw common room...ARGH! Haha Update soon.
This is really getting interesting now that they have to start pretending to be each other, and this chapter really felt like they were trying, and stuff. Ok, I really liked that post.
This is really cool. You write really well. You don't seem to be responding to many of these reviews, but I may as well review as I read. I got to this 'cause it was featured. How do you get featured anyway? (My story's prob not good enough to be featured). Do the mods just choose? OK, I'm reading on
I don't think that chapter was as good as the previous ones, but it was still really interesting, and I'm gonna definitely keep reading. I can tell there's gonna be some real fun stuff ahead.
McGonogall and Snape eh? Ok that's bad.
Just so you know those two is wack, not your story! It's interesting. I really want to know what'll happen with Snape in Harry's body...
Good chapter 21. I wonder who wins Scrabble though...Everyone wants Hermione, but I think it would be interesting if Snape won and Hermione gets on edge. Update soon!
This story is really good. Each chapter actually preogresses, and there isn't constant plot diversions. (I'm thinking of my story haha how sad). It would be really disturbing if Harry in Snape had a love affair with Cho. That'd be disgusting, but cool. And if Snape in Harry's body had a love affair with that Flitwick girl. 'Cause it's always suggesting something...maybe it'll happen when they swap back. This is a long review isn't it? Wait I had something important to say. I've forgotten ARGH! Oh well when I remember I'll review again and boost your rating.
Summary: Everything went absolutely crazy in 6th year as Draco Malfoy and his cronies get sent as foreign exchange students to a muggle high school in America. It's all insane and completely unpredictable: Voldemort gets married to his teddy bear, Lucius & Death Eaters practise Irish-dancing in Azkaban before they break out to join Voldemort in his newest and stupidest yet evil plan to take over the world, Greg turns into a chimp from his brain transplant. Bullies at school, hillbillies, 60's groove dudes and random French Maid costumes will turn their world upside-down. Hopefully, reading this story will convince you that Draco is not pretty.
*~*This week's highlights: Draco gets his first driving lesson.
Interesting opening chapter. I would say the title was the highlight. Haha, I wish I'd thought of calling one of my chapter's something really long. I'll keep reading now.
Ok, I really liked the 2nd chapter, but that one was really wack. Is Cho going to be a main part in this? I'll read on, because I think it is interesting. That chapter confused me.
Author's Response: Yeah, she'll be ubiquitous later on in the story. Read the rest of the chapters and you'll know what I mean.
Dear God, that was a great chapter. The Azkaban cells and the thinking was heaps funny. And the Fat Lady. Haha
Summary: A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)
Awesome! Great work, who knew all these tedious stories could turn out so cool. *Add to favourites*
Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!
Great story! (You don't seem to be answering these reviews, so this will prob be more for other reader's benefit). So everyone, READ THIS. It's funny. Hilarious. I love short stories where I don't have to commit myself. Haha it was gold.
Author's Response: Hey! Well, it's true, I don't respond too much, but I always enjoy reading my reviewers compliments and I actually do respond, but in my other stories! Search for my name and you'll get "Sleeping Hermione" which requires a bit of delving, and "Rememberance" which is another short, but sad piece! Thank you to all who review! Glad you enjoyed the fic! ~LO
Summary: Holy cream-filled cadaver! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! is what God meant to create when he slipped, took a nosedive and accidentally created what we call earth. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans is the perfect world in which we were all meant to live. It is perfection. READ IT OR FOREVER REMAIN IMPERFECT.
Hi It's the author here. Just to say that this new post is being continually rejected for bad spelling, paragraph break, etc. due to my laziness and resubmitting it after changing one thing, but Part 7 should be up very soon. OMG, those mods are tough. I made common room one word. (DENIED!)
What an outstanding story this is. Ground-breaking, brilliant. I'm not reviewing my own story, what are you talking about? Love me, don't judge me.
Hi! IT's the AUTHOR HERE! I made a screw up and you all have to go back to Post 1, where I've added MISSING CHAPTERS 2, 3, 4 and 5! Read them, and new post is being approved.
This is really funny. Also, to your favourites list I'm reading that christmas tale story by Jase which is awesome too. Good work! I like Ron standing over his bed with a knife. Haha.
That was a good start, and I'm a boy! But not the 60th reviewer. Should I be submitting 7 reviews so I am? Because that would be tedious. I'll just try and do it when there's 58 reviews...I will probably fail.
Author's Response: DON'T GIVE UP!!!!