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Well first of all, my name is Christine . I'm fifteen years old (fifty one, if you're dyslexic), and I live in Ontario. I am also in need of an author's page update.


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Wolfsbane by Potter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 38]

Summary: The Wolfsbane Potion is a very delicate potion and should never be tampered with. When someone decides to, the consequences can only be deadly.

Sequel to The Moon Divides and it is strongly recommended that you read that before this.

Excerpt from Chapter Five - Accusations and Proposals:

Snape raised his eyebrows, acting as though he hadn’t had a clue as to what she was talking about. “Come again Lupin?”

“You know darn well what I’m talking about. What did you do to my daughter’s Wolfsbane Potion?” Snape laughed bitterly and stepped back, thinking that Rachael might be infuriated enough to do something drastic.

Rachael took a step forward and grasped the front of Snape’s robes.

“Don’t act like you don’t know!” she yelled. “This has never happened to her before! You’ve been making her potion, what did you do to it?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he said mildly. “Are you implying that I may have somehow tampered with it?”

“Yes that is exactly what I’m implying,” Rachael snarled. “Now tell me what you did to it so I can help my daughter!”

“I really have no idea what’s going on.”

“Snape, stop acting stupid! My daughter can die from this! Dumbledore’s already told me that, and if she does than you’re going to be the one who pays! I will not lose the only family I have left!”

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Violence

Word count: 48465 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
09/16/06 Updated: 11/03/06

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 11/04/06 Title: Chapter 11: Epilogue

OOOOOHHH!!!! YAY!!!!! Such a happy ending to such a sad story!

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: Wolfsbane

Really good. I read The Moon Divides, and loved it to bits! Your a really talented author!

Author's Response: The little bits of The Moon Divides are happy that you loved them. Thanks for the review!

Author's Response: The little bits of The Moon Divides are happy that you loved them. Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 10/04/06 Title: Chapter 5: Accusations and Proposals

I loved this chapter!

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 10/18/06 Title: Chapter 8: A Rift Mended

whoohoo!a new chappie!

Author's Response: Yeah! Now you just have to read it.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/24/06 Title: Chapter 2: Black's Heir

i like this chapter

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 10/15/06 Title: Chapter 7: More Than You Could Ask For

Ouch. Lily needs to stop being so harsh, but Rachael needs to button up!

Author's Response: Yeah Lily is really harsh, but she does have some reason to be, though she\'s pushing it.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 10/06/06 Title: Chapter 6: Hogsmeade

Oh i hate not administarted or whatever! They shouldn't put the name of the new chapter up if they aren't gonna put up the chapter. Yeesh!

Author's Response: Yeah, reading the chapter titles make you curious and it stinks when you can\'t read it. Hopefully it\'ll be up soon though.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 3: January Moons

I hope Lily will be OK.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 11/01/06 Title: Chapter 10: Life Is a Precious Thing

aw i almost cried during this chapter, if it wasn't the one before... lol anyways... WAAAA!

Author's Response: Haha, WAA! Once again, muchas gracias for the review!


Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.

WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.

RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 08/13/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

I would just like to say that I was in Florida recently, and I went to a store, and there was a stack of superhero shirts, and I bought MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS >:]
I thought of this story and just had to review :)

Author's Response: GO YOOOOU! I was actually on the phone last night with my friend, and she was talking about her friend named Kimberly who thinks her name is too 'manly,' and I was like, "What, Kimberly was the pink power ranger! She was like the best!" And then... we started talking about Power Rangers for like an hour. So it's so weird you'd give me this review now, because I haven't talked about Power Rangers in ages! ... now I want one of those shirts. ^_^ Though my favorite superhero is Iron Man.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 10/18/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles

on the phone with my friend again.... laughing our heads off at your humor

Author's Response: Ehehehehehe! Thanks for spreading the insanity!

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 10/23/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

Question for Voldy Dearest. "Have you ever come over any bumps and bruises while plotting agianst anyone? For e.g.: Ever debate on whether or not to do a murder painfully, or quickly?"

Author's Response: I am definitely using that in the next blog entry! Very thought-provoking!

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 10/18/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)

pig sucking cheese out of a fire hose..... nice one!

Author's Response: ^_^ You know where I actually got that? The TV show Arthur! I was flipping channels, and this rabbit character was shouting something, but there was a firetruck going past so no one could hear her, and once the firetruck went away, she finished up \"... like a pig sucking cheese out of a fire hose!\"

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 11/04/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

k. I have a question for Voldy Dearest. Upon opening an e-mail from you that said:
Subject: Your Question

I opened it and i was doused in white hot prickly smoulderin' pain. Voldy darling, what was it?

Author's Response: Dear James Jameson, I think you\'ve just experienced your first e-Crucio. Love, Voldypoo.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

bahahaha! my 8 year old sister is auhging her head off! congrats on QSQs schmergo!!!!

Author's Response: Aww, thanks Christine! Though I\'m not quite sure what \'auhging\' is!

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 11/01/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail

lol! Voldy dearest (Smoulderin' Volders) thanks sooooooooo much for answering my question! oh can I please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! replace Bellatrix as your admirir! I promise I'll have better punctuation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see... wasn't that good? Anyways, I love you the most!

Author's Response: They should have, like, next to the salt and pepper shakers, a shaker for punctuation marks. Wow, that was really random what I just said, But in any case, your question was funny-- I had to answer it. You don\'t need to apply to admire someone, but sadly, I don\'t think Voldemort will return your affections. He\'s a bachelour for life now.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 08/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home

this gets me every time schmergo me love!

Author's Response: Why, thank you, Christine dearest!


Summary: Jonothan Ivory has gone through a event he wishes upon no one. But how will he get through it?How will he get over his longing for his beloved MoirÚ?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 947 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
09/25/06 Updated: 09/29/06

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: Questions Asked of the Horizon

Awwwwwww...that is soooo sad! *brushes away a tear* I'm glad to be your first review.

Author's Response: Thanks for the review!!


The Auror's Duty by Aelan Greenleaf
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 122]

Summary: Harry Potter was presumed killed in the Final Battle years ago, and those he left behind moved on, slowly picking up the pieces of the lives that had been shattered by the Second War. However, over a decade after the defeat of evil, a young boy is captured by a desperate man in the search of revenge. Auror Ginny Weasley is assigned to find and rescue Alex Ryerson from the cluches of evil and runs into his muggle father, whose emerald eyes are heartbreakingly familiar.

It seems that secrets cannot stay safe forever...

part ten in queue as of sept. 29th!

[post-hogwarts, Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione]

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15314 Chapters: 10 Completed: No
09/29/06 Updated: 10/01/08

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Cold Sunday

is it harry???

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 2: The Resurrected Mr. Potter

whos the mum??

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