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Real name: Christine
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Well first of all, my name is Christine . I'm fifteen years old (fifty one, if you're dyslexic), and I live in Ontario. I am also in need of an author's page update.


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The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?

Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 2: Creepy Creatures and Walking Plants

wow... is that really a crumple horned snorkak? or is it just a cow? interesting chappie thuogh. But would an actual factual cow eat a fire bathing cat?? Maybe its a magic cow. Or an ordinary cow that ate magic hay... that grew in Wizarding Britain? Wow.... that was weird.... *looks uncertain*...?

Author's Response: Suspension of disbelief, my friend. It explains ALL.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 3: Repetitive noise is a form of torture

haha that was funny! I hit stop! Dumbledore breakdancing! that made me laugh!

Author's Response: Dude\'s got moves, what can I say?

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 08/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: That's Hand-y, Hermione.

oh dear! NOT THE POWER OF SUGGESTION!!!! *faints*

Author's Response: Yep, it is. *dumps cold water on the body in my living room*

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 4: Knights of the Wrong Table

lol... I love the CHS!!!! Lol.... I like sir cadogan in this one... A steed is a Steed! ongz funny

Author's Response: I too love Snorky.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 5: Revenge of the Penguin

You are positively insane! I love thi story!!!! ONGZ the part about "two chapters ago" neraly made me pee my pants with glee!

Author's Response: I love breaking the fourth wall like that.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 6: Death Can Be Funny

hahahaha! This review will consist of my fave qoutes: "Drop dead Malfoy!" "I never really liked him." "Everyone who's in this hall is recieving detention." "And then this dolt showed up" These are awesome! You rock, Snapes Besty!

Author's Response: Quotes make the world go round.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 7: Weekend At Draco's

that was very fun! This is equal to The Dark Lord's Blog, which is one of the most hilarious fics I've ever read!

Author's Response: Comparison time! Which of these things is not like the other?

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 8: Anyone Who Thinks Fights Have Rules Is Delusional

ooohh ZOMBIES!!! YYAYAYAYA!!!!! This is funny. Sort of like a James and Snape Rivalry AU fic. Very funny and well written. I am well known for shouting "MY VIRGIN EARS" so that made me laugh!

Author's Response: Except I hate James and I like Arbitrare.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 9: Dance Time! Or, A Mockery Of February

this was totally random! The story started out like any other humour fic, but now its getting dangerously crazy and AU. Thats fine though... this is so funny!

Author's Response: Oh, well, that chappie is effed-up, I\'ll be honest.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 10: More Sinister Plots, Now With Goo!

So good! My favourite part was when Timone and Pumba startef doing the Hula! Wait. That's the movie I'm watching. Sorry nevermind. This was funny. It comes with whipped topping lol.

Author's Response: The topping is also cursed.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 11: The Safety Inspector

oh dear... ive never really been good with puns... oh well. good chappie though. I like the way you twist the MNFF world with HP

Author's Response: My family makes many many many puns. We\'re punsters. I grew up in it. So sorry.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 12: Magazine Madness

lol that magazine thingy with the inserts was funy... it happens to me all the time!
Funny! I loved this!
And what do you mean by your "sponsors" certainly you don't have actualy people sponsoring you? do you?

Author's Response: Sponsors are stuff I like that are part of my writing. Like, Dr Pepper, I drink; music, I listen to. They don\'t pay me, alas.


A Broken Wing by annie
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary: Narcissa Black was, in every aspect of her physical appearance, an angel. She had long, golden locks and beautiful eyes that were, on the surface, of a sparkling sapphire blue. Every women who passed by her on the street envied her and every man wished they could take her home with them. On the outside, Narcissa was perfect. But, as with everyone and everything, there is no such thing as perfection. If you looked deeper into her eyes, you would find a different story... (One-shot/AU/songfic to Martina McBride - A Broken Wing; Narcissa may be slightly OOC)

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1768 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/18/05 Updated: 03/18/05

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Broken Wing

aw... that's so sad... good job


A Complete Life by Dan_D_Lion
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 59]

Summary: ~One shot~
On the night of December, a young lady wakes up to a strange feeling. Having the house to herself, she finds out some big news that will surely change her life. She's holding a life within her.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1091 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
04/08/05 Updated: 10/25/05

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 08/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Complete Life

Sorry, but it was rather short. I would have liked it better if you put some more meat and potatoes into it!

Author's Response: Well, I had nothing else to write about. And add some meat and potatoes? To this? Come on bud, this isn\'t the type of story for that. Adding a fight just wouldn\'t flow, you know?


Healing Harry by pandafan81
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 507]

Summary: A rose, a new bedroom, a Pensieve, and a new home. Harry finds comfort in his friends and family. Will he find more?

Story is now complete!

Earlier chapters are going through a clean-up and final edit. Chapters 1-4 complete.

Half Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows Disregarded

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 59634 Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes
05/12/05 Updated: 09/15/07

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 03/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Many New Doors


Author's Response: Thanks

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 03/17/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven: A Rose Between Two Thorns

good job! i wonder what detention has in store for Draco and Harry. This is a great ( and tiringly long) story! :| :) :D

Author's Response: You\'ll see. And sadly, the longest part is waiting for me to update!

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 03/17/07 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Eight: Dueling with Draco

I sobbed through the last few chapters aswell. I expect it is going to be hard for you to continue the story when HBP has alread happened. a Book 6 disreageded warning would be a good idea.

Author's Response: Working on it.

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 03/17/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter Nine: Dancing with Princesses

good job! i realy like this story!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 03/17/07 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter Ten: The Wisdom of Ginny Weasley

Parker = Potter

Watson = Weasley

Author's Response: Nice coincidence no?

Reviewer: James Jameson Signed
Date: 03/17/07 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: What Would Severus Do?

lol the broom closet.

*smiles absentmindedly* *giggles* = P

Author's Response: :)

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