Penname: Alias_Tonks [Contact]
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Hi. It's me. Nothing much else. I'm working on some fanfiction, but it isn't too good, but it's slightly funny. OK then... check out my favorites to laugh your... uh... arms off.

Currently addicted to: Hard Rock Hallelujah by Lordi, the Unseemly Proposal, anything by Hutchinson, and the Dark Lord's Blog.
Favorite Ships: Hermione/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Krum (they're meant to be!), Tonks/Lupin, Voldemort/Bellatrix, Voldemort/Narcissa, Lord Mouldy Shorts/BlondeD (Blog!), and almost anything funny.
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The Unseemly Proposal by sparx
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5428]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 154682 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
01/17/05 Updated: 05/22/06

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 05/09/07 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35- Break-Times

Bloody incredible. You're gifted. OMG.

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 10/07/06 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32- Closer

Sparx, I absolutely love the unseemly proposal. I know you're having somekind of problem with the story but pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't give up on it! Update as sooooooooon as you can. The story is fab, magnif, awesome, etcetcetc. You've got billions and billions of fans checking your story every day to see if it's been updated! I've read the whole thing over at least fifteen times if not more to keep me from jumping up and down with rage and impatience screaming "When in sparx going to update? WHEN!!!!!!!!!!?????" I love it and so do thousands of others and I hope you can fix your problem soon. I know we're all bothering the heck out of you with all these impatient reviews but DO NOT GIVE UP ON THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'll all still be here when you finally fix whatever needs fixing so PLEASE don't give up on us! I LOVE YOUR STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/11/06 Title: The Unseemly Proposal

OHMYGAWD. You have gotten me and my best friend HOOKED on this story. We quote it and everything. I hyperventilate and send her rapidfire emails every time there's an update (valid or not) and we love, love, looooooooooove it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHMYGAWD IT IS HEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 02/08/07 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34- Revelations

oh, ho, ho! Look who missed their own deadline! nice chapter, it's enough to tide me over for the next one, but NOT FOR OVER A MONTH OF THE EXPECTED DUE DATE! ;D. WAAAAAAAAHHH! When r u going 2 write more? can't wait 4 it. HURRY! :P

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 02/17/08 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38- Pushing the Right Buttons

oooohhhhhh sparxipoo, where are yoooooouu??? When is the last time you've logged on to mugglenet? I found your wonderful story when you were on chapter 20-something, and it is terrific enough to keep me checking your page every so often for an update. . .
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regardless, the unseelmly proposal is a great story . . . *twitch, twitch*

MMOOOOOOORRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! droooool.

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 10/13/06 Title: The Unseemly Proposal


Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 10/13/06 Title: The Unseemly Proposal



I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 8: I can see clearly now (sort of)

Ohmygawd I love this story. You're going on my favorites list!! Weehee!


A Thousand Words by annie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 1740]

Summary: For the rest of the Ministry, the interdepartmental challenge was merely a failed attempt to restore trust between workers. But for Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, it was the catalyst for an unexpected relationship built on passionate letters, concealed identities, and secret meetings and the beginning of an end that neither of them could ever have imagined possible, not even in their wildest dreams.

Post-war. Based somewhat on the story of the Phantom of the Opera. Also contains R/Hr, so don't read if you can't stomach that ship.

Status: Complete. Thanks for reading, everyone!

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 108974 Chapters: 35 Completed: Yes
04/11/05 Updated: 12/06/06

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 05/25/07 Title: Chapter 33: One Final Question

It's so beautifully sad. I love it!


Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.

WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.

RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/07/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Ah, there it is! Yay! Party-bus time! Did anybody bring the pineapple and Cruci-Os?

Author's Response: Yepp, the green power ranger did!

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/07/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

I am an observant reviewer--so now that Volders tripped over Ron's foot, when does Luna come in on a Crumple-Horned Snorkack? (One of your disclaimers that was oddly predicting-ish).

Author's Response: Oh... well, er, that\'s my theory for what will happen in the story. Perhaps the Snorkack will happen in the sequel?

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/05/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Oooh, I loooooooooooved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was semi-right about blondeD. And where's that Knight Bus? I've been stickin out my wand for 10 minutes already! When can we par-tay?

Author's Response: *Eyebrows wiggle* Yeah, it was hard not giving away the ending before it was posted! Hmmm, maybe you\'re holding your wand backward?

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 11/29/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

OMG I have to read this!!!!!! I can't wait till it's up!! I'm addicted!

Author's Response: I can\'t wait \'till it\'s posted!

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/07/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

So there WILL be a sequel! You just made my day! Hey--green power ranger! Come back with my Cruci-Os! And my dignity!

Author's Response: Sorry, but your dignity was yummy! Did you know that on the NEW version of Power Rangers, the Green ranger is British? I LOVE IT!

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 10/25/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

Forwarded from Strict_n_Scottish_Prof:
(Not real--supposed to be Minnie)
Oh, Voldemort, I'm so sorry about what I did to you! I was young and unready for a real relationship with a real man! Forgive me, please... and just don't wear eyeliner to our date, OK?
PS: [CENSORED] you, Bellatrix!!!

Author's Response: AHAHAHA! I have to use that in this blog! You just made my day... make that my week...

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/01/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

OK, well. This is the last chapter and I think I'll cry. Maybe there can be an epilogue chapter? And a sequel? And a prequel? A soap opera or movie made after the story? It just can't end!!! (In case you haven't noticed, I'm in denial.)

Author's Response: This chapter kind of is an epilogue... But there will prolly be some sort of a sequel...

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/01/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

I have 3 theories for blondeD. Dudley, Draco under a different name (the eyeliner comment), and Narcissa.

Author's Response: What interesting theories... you shall see...

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/08/06 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

Oh. Well I'm at least glad that my dignity was yummy! But I bought some new dignity. It's on sale at Volde-Mart.

Author's Response: How marvellous! I should get myself some.... I\'ve never had any before.


Castle On A Cloud by ColorOfAngels
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 43]

Summary: One shot song fic to Castle on a Cloud from Les Miz... Its a cold Christmas Eve for a six year old Harry Potter...

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1480 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/19/06 Updated: 11/23/06

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 04/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It's so sad! But I love it. Please write more sometime!


Summary: For Lord Voldemort, life is going swell, and everything is juuust peachy... until a ghostly visitor arrives. EXTRAORDINARILY silly.

EDIT: For some bizarre reason that I can't fully comprehend, this story WON the "Things that Go Bump In The Night" challenge in the Winter's Tale Challenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1224 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/28/06 Updated: 12/07/06

Reviewer: Alias_Tonks Signed
Date: 12/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

Oh. My. Gawd. That is HILARIOUS. PLEASE WRITE MORE!!!!!!!!!!

Luff your #1 (or possibly #7) fan,

Author's Response: I\'m so glad you liked it! It\'s nice to see you around here, Alias_Tonks!

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