Summary: The snake was there, in the garden, intwined around the rosebush. Aurelia jumped, she hadn't seen it there before. "It's more afraid of you than you are of it," said a soft voice from behind her. She turned around, she hadn't seen Salazar there before. "Is it true?" she asked. "Is what true?" he snapped.
This is the first Founder-era story I've read, and i'm glad because it's really good.
I'm a bit annoyed that it's a one-shot though, I was hoping to find out what happens next.
You mentioned you wrote another story. What was the name?
I love the fanfic!
Author's Response: I haven\'t finished writing the next one in the series, but as of right now I\'m calling it \"the lady and the sorting\" but I think I\'ll change it. I\'m glad that you liked your first one in this era. This was the first one that I wrote, and I\'ve never read any before, so I\'m a newbie too.
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Hilarious! You are a great writer. I never get tired reading your fanfics.
If you ever become an author, post your name somewhere so we can buy your books.
Author's Response: Aw, thank you! That is extremely nice of you! I sent you an email a minute ago, so I guess that'll have my real name on it, mwaha.
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
I didn't find anything on Twitter, but I'd really like to read the rest of the story (The Dark Lord's Blog got me hooked). Will you be posting the story on MNFF?
Summary: A normal afternoon turns into a odd one for the Trio when a random boy shows up, a character who is convinced he is an authentic British lad. He is sadly mistaken.
ha ha! are you a british person who is fed up of people thinking they know how to use "briticisms" (as they call it) when they have no idea what they are doing?
you know i even got my fanfic rejected because they said my Briticisms weren't good enough? And I'm British!
You're short story was very funny.
Author's Response: I'm not fed up with the excess use of Briticisms, I just thought it was funny to have a hypothetical situation where a character/ author put WAY too many in :) -As in, every line had one- seriously? That's funny- and a bit odd?! Who knows 'British' better then Brits? Thanks for the review :)
Summary: In Britain, there are two birthdays that are waited for with bated breath by witches and wizards alike. The first is turning eleven. This birthday brings an owl bearing a letter to Hogwarts.
For some, getting their letter does not go as planned. In this series, you will discover the day several witches and wizards received their letter and why it wasn’t just a normal day.
I wish to thank my beta, Alyssa (harry4lif).
I do not own anything your recognise in this story. It all belongs to J.K. Rowling. I am just thankful to be able to play in her world for a little while.
I can't wait for more. Maybe you should invent your own characters too, not just from the books. I'd love to see what you come up with.
adding you to favourites...
Author's Response: Thank you. You may have a good idea there. I have a few OC's from my stories I could add to the list. Terri