Well, onto the boring stuff:
I'm Analisa, a fifteen-year-old girl with no life. Thus, here I am.
I like HP, reading, writing, fan fiction, hanging out with friends, shopping, and a lot of other random stuff.
You should all read my favorite stories and stories of my favorite authors, because they're my favorite for a reason.
I have one story up *points below* and am working on some more. The first chapter of a chaptered fic is with a beta, and another one-shot is in the queue.
Name: Analisa (or Analisical, depending on who's talking). Other nicknames I've heard include Ana, Anni, Lisa, Lis, Alisa, An, and "Hey, You!" but Analisa works just fine, thanks.
Age: Five hundred and twenty-three. Minus five hundred and nine. You can figure it out.
Zodiac sign: Pieces, like a fish (actually, I'm not that good of a swimmer, but oh well)
Ships: *points at username* Other than that, I don't particuarly care for any of the other canon ships (Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks, Lily/James). I can live with them, but I don't ship them. I can handle most ships, but usually not student/teacher, and definitely not Snape/Hermione or Harry/Hermione. I don't like most slash pairings, except for Remus/Sirius, which is growing on me.
Favorite category I like Marauder era and Romance best (though of course it depends on the sub-cat in Romance). Many people like D/A, but they just depress me, and I don't personally like being depressed. I read from every category, though, depending on my mood.
Favorite characters: I like Ron and Remus, closely followed by George, who for some reason insists on dragging Fred along with him. *sigh* You'd think they were siamese...
Favorite HP book: It's a tie between PoA and HBP. DH might conquer, though, when it's out.
Favorite non-HP books: I really like Heir Apparent, by V.V.V. I also love the Piratica books. Recently, I've been reading the Uglies series. I like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the Clique, anything by Meg Cabot, and about a thousand other books that I can't think of right now. I read super fast, so I can go through a 400 page book in a day, easy. I read a lot, so usually the only problem is finding a book I haven't already read. (In short, I end up re-reading a lot)
Favorite movies: Harry Potter movies, obviously. PotC movies (a recent obsession), LotR movies (epics!), Star Wars (call me a geek, but I love them), Titanic (no matter what you say, it's the saddest, most romantic movie ever!), High School Musical (before everyone went beserko and Disney began hyping it up, which annoyed me), Finding Nemo, Miss Congeniality, Hidalgo, the Little Mermaid, O Brother Where Art Thou, Oh dear me I can't think of any more...
Favorite food: Chocolate! And, um, as for real food...I could live off of bread, salt, and Diet Coke. Healthy, isn't it?
Favorite animal: Um...let's say a dodo, just for the heck of it.
Favorite color: Aqua. This one color I've only seen twice in my life on an Atlantis Resort commercial. Never seen that commercial again, or that exact shade of blue-green, but it's my favorite!
*decides not to bore you people anymore*
*vanishes in a swish of robes*
Until next update, dear friends! ;)
Summary: When your whole life has been a struggle, how do you cope with the loss of a friend like Sirius Black? How do you get through the days - and the dark, lonely nights? A short one-off set over five days in the immediate aftermath of OotP.
Moony has always been one of my favorite characters, and you portrayed him so WELL. I've also liked the brother-like relationship between Sirius and Remus or James and Remus, cause it always seemed that Remus was the odd one out. In foursomes, I always feel bad for one.
I am absolutely captivated by all your stories. Congrats, you are officially dubbed by moi as "amazing."
Summary: Takes place after the visit to St. Mungo’s. Hermione’s dwelling on a certain something one of the wizards said.
Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.
ZOMG. Love this fic. Sooo funny. I loved it ALL. Especially the marvelous end. You've definitely got an original idea of how Ron and Hermione got together!
Author's Response: Thanks! I love Ron/hermione so I had to put them together. I din\'t really intend to in the beginning but I just had to.
Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!
Well, I thought I'd leave you a review so you can have a solid 900! Even though this was published so long ago...
I cannot read this story without cracking up. Just the way you write it, with short little sections, and all the dialogue and journal excerpts is hilarious...especially with the miscommunication. You are a humor genius. I'm trying to write a romantic comedy, too, but I don't think it'll ever be as wonderful as yours. You are one of my all-time favorite authors on MNFF. Keep writing (I don't know, have you left this site?)
Summary: Sirius has been causing trouble in school, and McGonagall asks Andromeda to come in for a meeting with her. A very young Nymphadora Tonks comes along, eager to see her favorite cousin. RL/SB.
I thought this was very beautiful and powerful, with the message and shown from Nymphie's POV. I loved your style, very unconventional and rhythmic. It was just beautiful, much more than just some fluffy romance.
Summary: In Remus Lupin's fifth year at Hogwarts, his devoted friends finally master the complex Animagus spell, beginning the adventures they will remember for the rest of their lives. But Remus must also face prejudice in the rising war, a test of loyalty versus love, and the danger of his dark secret being revealed.
Pet Peeve Disclaimer: Peter is not worthless, Lily does not have three friends who fall for the Marauders, and no one calls Remus "Remy."
I just read through your seven chapters, and I hope you update soon! Even though I usually don't really like the whole Remus-having-a-crush-on-LIly thing, you did it beautifully. Great story.
Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing!
I hope Sirius is okay! But it was a great chapter.
Author's Response: Thanks! I hope he\'s okay too, I\'ve grown rather fond of him.
Summary: Harry's alone now that Sirius is gone. He doesn't know what to believe. Could Sirius be alive? Is he dead? Why wont anyone tell him? Why are all the people that were parents or like them all gone? Why wont his friends talk about it? What can he do?
This is a really good poem. I love the repetitiveness of the "no one", "nobody". It's amazing for such a short poem.
Summary: Lily knows that the Marauders are planning something, but when she tries to find out what it is all they shall tell her is "Classified Marauders' Information." A fluffly and funny one-shot.
That's really sweet and cute and funny and...well good!
Author's Response: Thank ya thank ya!
Summary: *one-shot*If there is one word Hermione could use to describe her life, it's regret. She married the man her parents chose, instead of the man she loved. They have now grown old, and all they can do is look back on their lives with regret. Warning: A little bit of angst. Please R&R.
That made me cry! It was so beautifully written, I just loved it. Regret is my least favorite emotion, I think...just like the words "if only" are the saddest words in the human language. Thanks for such a beautiful read.
Summary: Mrs Black watches the Quidditch from her private box and reflects on her disappointing sons, the importance of Black family values, and a certain Chaser for the Kenmare Kestrels ... [Written for the FictionAlley OTP challenge, set about five years after the end of the first war.]
Wow. I have no idea what to say to this. It was so great.
And of course its an old story, and I don't even know if you continue to check on its reviews, but whatever. I had to leave you one.
Author's Response: Thanks -- yes, MNFF send out an email to say a story\'s been reviewed! It more or less fits with HBP although I chose the wrong names -- I\'ll have to revise it at some point.
Summary: Sirius and James do a little comparing with the aid of one Remus Lupin. It is not how it seems at first.
At first I was going ewwwww! But at the end it was really funny...
Summary: When the Slytherin King is murdered, Neville Longbottom steps up to solve the case! But was the criminal Harry Potter, or someone more... feminine? Spoof on film noir.
How amazingly hilarious. How could you not love this?
Summary: Now you can finally find out what Wormtail did after his ' death' at the hands of Sirius Black.
Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Harry Potter Tells All! by SeaIsleWitch
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 43]
Summary: Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, is now, of course, the Wizard-Who-Defeated-You-Know-Who. Flanked by his associates, Harry Potter sat down for an in-depth discussion with yours truly, special correspondent Rita Skeeter.
Pure silliness. Find out who the Sirius Six are and how Voldie was finally defeated.
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Hi! I\'m happy I made you laugh! - SIW
Summary: 'There is no black and white, Blaise.' Hermione teaches Blaise that she knows about hatred and discrimination. Warning for historical references to racism.
That was very beautiful and wise. If only we could get everyone on earth to read this, we might have world peace.
Summary: The comedy of how Remus and Sirius got together in their fourth year.
Great story! "I love chocolate"...that's so funny.
Author's Response: Thanks bunches! I love that part!
Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)
I don't know if I ever reviewed this when I read it last, so here I go:
I'm not really sure I'll have anything particularly interesting to say, that hasn't been said by three hundred eighty six other people. Nor do I know if you even read the reviews anymore. I just wanted to say...thanks. For writing such an amazing, powerful one-shot. That really did make me cry. It just must be so hard, to think of all that loss, the day Lily and James died...all because of Voldemort. Anyways...thanks so much. You're amazingly talented.
Summary: This is a collection of poems about love. I'll have many different parings *Grins* so read and see if your favorite is in it! If not, you can always tell me ;P Read and Review!
Aw, this is such a sweet one about Harry and Ginny! I like how you make it obvious without ever coming out and saying it. And at the same time, you don't make it TOO obvious like other authors would have done. You made me think. Good job. ;) 10/10
Ooh! Loved this one too! Ron/Hermione is my absolute favorite pairing!
Author's Response: lol thanks! :D they\'re not really a fav of mine but I enjoy writing about them from time to time ^^ I\'m really glad you reviewed! :D