Penname: Bertybottaholic [Contact]
Real name: Hannah
Member Since: 07/18/06
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I am working on a few novels, one of them titled "Cinnamon Buns." IF you know me, there is a POSSIBILITY that there's a shoutout to you in it. HEHEHEHE EILEEN COUGH.

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/18/07 Title: None

oooohhhh! sorry I haven't reviewed in a while, great story, truly brilliant, nice chappie....

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/31/07 Title: None

Oh, that was good, I like their dates, I want to go on them, too. That would be very...odd! Mr. Weasley is minister? Cool! It rained everyday except the day we left, that is so funny! 10 points on this chapter!

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/31/07 Title: None

That was so beautiful, awww! I feel bad for her, she can't cook, yay! They getting married!

Author's Response: This story is already on actually; only the first two chapters though due to lack of interest. It\'s under the name dodgergirly7 though, if you\'re interested. The final chapter is coming soon. I couldn\'t recover my files, so I\'ll have to rewrite. My goal is to have it submitted by next weekend. I don\'t know if that\'ll happen, but I\'ll really try.

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/20/07 Title: None


Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/20/07 Title: None

oooooh! that so cute! I was wondering, this is kind of out there, but would you mind if I put this storyon that is, if you don't already have an account and it's not already on there. I won't post it without permission, and I'll make sure people know your penname on mugglenet, and I'll say it's not my own. just an idea, more publicity, you know? good job, bye the way!

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/20/07 Title: None

OMG! That...WAS...SO..COOL!!!!! Aww, it is so cute how you write! I love it! Eeek!

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: None

omg, that was such an awesome chapter (adds to faves) my friend has been telling me to read it since last spring, and so here I am!10

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: None

Oh my, So Ron was gunna tell her? This is really good, heating up to an immediate and intricate problem, this is kinda how I write....10, again

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: None

Hahaha, knew it.

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: None

Oh, So Neville and inny got married, and Hermie wasn't invited? That's not right. w/e, this is still excellent.

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: None

To bad, idiot Ron, that makes me angry, poor Hermione, good acting Draco, and Draco is right, kind of, even though it ain't the truth....

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/09/07 Title: None

aww, so sad, I can see Padma, she's so pretty!!! it's not her fault that Ron doesn't think....


Temporary by Queen of Serpents
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 1600]


Hermione knew this thing she had with Malfoy was purely physical. She knew she shouldn't have fallen in love with him. And she knew that when he said he loved her too, a dozen misfortunes would befall them. Yet they both did admit it and just when she thought this temporary relationship might just last, she was left all alone and he?...Well he became one of Them.

RUNNER-UP in the Dangerous Liaisons Awards for "The Where Did That Come From Award" (Best Twists and Turns) and WINNER in the He Had it Coming Awards.


I also want to add that all this support you all have given me is just fabulous. Thanks a lot. I love you guys!

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 87548 Chapters: 30 Completed: Yes
11/11/04 Updated: 07/13/05

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 12/28/06 Title: Chapter 1: Temporary

Oh my gosh, this is SO cool! You know why?!?!?! Because you are on too!!!!! oh my gosh! That is awesome! My cousin and I are on there, we share an account, platapuss. Check out some of the stories she wrote, they rock. Where is Bangledash? (sorry if I spelt it wrong.) Asia, right? but where, I iz confuzled. oh, and one more thing, where do I find the other chapter 16? some peoples I know are looking for it. they can't seem to find it, haha. I hink I already reviewed this, right? wow, I talk a lot


Summary: Brown eyes staring—hair cascading—black blood pouring—stained rope pulling—bare neck snapping—frail heart breaking.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Violence, Sexual Situations

Word count: 9170 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/25/04 Updated: 11/25/04

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 01/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

That...was...incredible. How did you write that? How? When I read the preview, I thought that it would be like, Harry went mad and was draggin the blinded-by-love Ginny into the woods to kill her. I am crazy. That was mad awesome, you are on my favorites and so is the story. Write more stories, and enter this one to some contest, you'll win for best one-shot, I'll vote for you. 70000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/5


Delightful Pain by Queen of Serpents
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 1148]


Hermione gets a visitor at night that delights in her pain. Before she used to dread the nights but lately... she has begun to look forward to meet her nocturnal vistor... and rapist?

Don't read if you are offended with rape and abuse. Contains events that will be quite offensive and possibly "disgusting". You have been warned.

Runner Up in the Dangerous Liaisons Awards and He Had It Coming Awards.

~The story is now Complete!~
Thanks for reading!

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations

Word count: 35830 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
12/12/04 Updated: 05/13/06

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 10/08/06 Title: Chapter 12: Possession

Woohoo! That was pretty good. I really like your writing, you are a good write, I'm, gunna go read the epilogue now, k?

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 10/08/06 Title: Chapter 13: Epilogue

Very good epilogue. It really explains it. I read temporary a while ago, but didn't realise it was the same author. I didn't read the ending I don't think thoug. I give the story a 10.


The inverted Boggart by Perselus
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 45]

Summary: What happens when a Boggart turns into your deepest desire, instead of your deepest fear? Snape is about to find out...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 1035 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
04/27/05 Updated: 04/27/05

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 04/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

Eew, that yucky! McGonagall likes SNAPE??? It would have been funnier if it were Harry. I would wet myself from laughing. They imagined Lupin, and Sanpe is like, WHAT? Funny, funny, funny....


Barbie Girl by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 244]

Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1780 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
05/31/05 Updated: 05/31/05

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 09/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

Hahahaha, I loved that....


Summary: If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for 7-years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.

**This story was written in collaboration between me and the wonderful author, Crimsonphoenix1.**

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6659 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
06/10/05 Updated: 12/21/05

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 10/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Dogs and Yearbooks

Very good, Hannah likey!

Author's Response: Thanks! Glad you liked it so far! :-)

Reviewer: Bertybottaholic Signed
Date: 10/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Rough Beginning

Haha, this is funny, I'm adding it to my favorites.

Author's Response: Thanks for adding the story to your favorites! :-) And thanks for R&Ring, too.

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