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Self-proclaimed part-time student (cursed with the woes of Biology and homework) and full-time visionary (but not the psychic kind) with a fondness for parentheses, socks, musicals, and long sentences (can you tell?).
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Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 327]

Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 26129 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/30/04 Updated: 02/19/05


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 07/20/06 Title: Chapter 8: Transition

Oh my gosh, this story is so hilarious! I love it.
My favorite part:
"What is this?" I ask.

"I don't know, Master. I--I--I assume it's food...."

It was all I could do not to burst out laughing!!! (It's past 2 in the morning, and my family wouldn't really appreciate being woken up...=p)
Thank you for writing such an awesome story!

Author's Response: lol I had actually forgotten about that part!! But I remember now! lol don\'t wake up the family they might kick you off the computer. j/k lol Thanks so much for reviewing, and you\'re very welcome.

 

Summary: Ginny and Draco most certainly do NOT get along. (FINISHED! AND, it has over 2,000 reads! Thank you!) A "sequel/one-shot" of sorts is now available for explanation... "In Captivity"

Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9582 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/15/05 Updated: 04/30/05


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 06/30/09 Title: Chapter 4: The Visitation and the Dare

I like the end.
Can't say I'm too fond of the word 'milksop', though. :p
Overall, a nice story. It would've been nice to know what happened to Draco, but it makes some sense that you skimmed over that, since it's not directly related to the relationship...
Honestly, though, I've never heard a teenager use the work 'milksop'. Is that a British thing? :p

 

Much Ado About Puppies by Legion of LSPM
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: Through the eyes of several characters (and several fanfiction writers), the lives of our puppies are documented, from first year at Hogwarts to the death of the last.

Categories: Remus/Sirius Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 22717 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
11/08/05 Updated: 04/29/06


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 12/20/07 Title: Chapter 11: An Unseeing Eye

I love this story... =) It's fabulous; I wish there was more of it. The two chapters when Sirius becomes a dog and wakes up in Remus's bed are the best ever. S'marvelous!
-spilledpotion

 

A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1387]

Summary: Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance-Non Canon 2007, 2008, and 2009. In 2010 mods changed the rules (they got tired of the same fics being nominated ^_~) so no more QQ hopes, but that's okay. No proof is needed that Draco/Ginny = love.  

* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is. *

(Warnings were added for safety, due to brief allusions in later chapters, not graphic content.)

 



Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 312843 Chapters: 52 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/06 Updated: 03/25/07


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 06/30/09 Title: Chapter 1: Matchmaker, Matchmaker

This is the story that got me hooked on D/G, which I now lovelovelove! You are full of awesomeness. :D

Author's Response: You're awesome for reviewing! Lots of people don't, especially when a story's been complete for awhile, and it really means a lot that you took the time. You made my day! *hugs*

 

Mistakes by Pearle
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 121]

Summary: St Mungo’s is a very busy place. And mistakes do happen. Try explaining that to Severus and Hermione.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1546 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/06 Updated: 06/04/06


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 07/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: Mistakes

That was hilarious!!! I loved it- I'm nearly crying I'm laughing so hard!!

 

101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by Katdiva
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 139]

Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2058 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/08/07 Updated: 07/18/07


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 12/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Fabulous. Simply fabulous.

Happy holidays!
-spilledpotion

 

The Flying Lesson by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 49]

Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.

Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1618 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/14/07 Updated: 08/30/07


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 12/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Flying Lesson

Simply fabulous!
"At least I have a nose." Haha! Wonderful!
Happy holidays!
-spilledpotion

 

Abracadabra by whatapotter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: When Harry was seven years old, he and Dudley were invited to a costume party by a girl in their class. While Dudley wanted to be a soldier, Harry wanted to dress up as a Wizard. As you can imagine, that went down well.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1118 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/02/07 Updated: 09/05/07


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 12/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Nice story... I like it, especially the end. It doesn't really fit with canon, since if anything so obvious had ever happened, Harry wouldn't be so quick to deny being a wizard in the first book, but still. Very well written!
Happy holidays!
-spilledpotion

Author's Response: Thanks very much! I\'m glad you enjoyed it! x

 

Love a Duck! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 120]

Summary: Love a duck! Will he stop at nothing? Voldemort is rapidly taking over, and his Death Eaters are killing Muggle-borns every day. The good news? A mysterious man, known only as The Phoenix, is rescuing people in the nick of time all over England.

Meanwhile, newlywed writer Lily Potter has troubles of her own. For one, her marriage is not turning out to be as great as she'd thought... for another, she's been blackmailed by an old "friend" into turning spy and discovering the Phoenix's true identity.

Thrills, spills, laughs, gasps, song lyrics, and good old swashbucklin' intrigue.

Inspired by Baroness Emmuska Orczy's excellent novel, "The Scarlet Pimpernel," and Frank Wildhorn and Nan Knighton's AMAZING musical by the same name.

But if you're not familiar with either, the story's just all the more suspenseful! All song lyrics used in this story are based on those by Wildhorn and Knighton

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14816 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
09/24/07 Updated: 11/10/07


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 03/11/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: In Which Dumbledore Doesn't Pull a Fast One

I'm so sad. I really love this story - so much, in fact, that after reading it I went out and read the actual 'The Scarlet Pimpernel' because I figured if it was even half as good as your story, then I would love it! (And I did. I finished it this afternoon instead of doing my homework and I think it was time well spent.) Anyway, I really love this story, but it seems like it's been abandoned, which is upsetting. I hope whatever is keeping you from updating goes away or gets fixed soon! Oh - and just one more thing. I love how silly and exagerated you've made James. Now I'm just waiting for him to say "Odd's fish!" (which, in my opinion, was the funniest part of Baroness Orczy's entire book). Please update!


Author's Response: The queue is closed now, but I have chapters six and seven written and will submit them as soon as it opens again (Well not AS soon... I have a chapter of Potter\'s Pentagon and a Wicked spoof to submit first, but then I\'m turning my attention to \"Love a Duck!\" again.)

I didn\'t update for awhile because I was banned from the computer except for half an hour on weekends, and there wasn\'t enough time to type up the chapters, though I had written them. I usually used my time to submit chapters of Potter\'s Pentagon. Then when I was ready to submit, the queue got closed!!!

I\'m sooo glad I converted you to reading Scarlet Pimpernel (and it\'s pretty cool that now you know what I was at in my characterization of James and Snape and company ;) ). If you like musical theatre, there\'s a Broadway show of Scarlet Pimpernel, and you can hear several of the songs on youtube. They did deviate from the plot of the book, but it\'s one of my most favourite musicals (and the source of the song quotes at the beginning and end of the chapters) and stars my favourite actor, Terrence Mann, as Chauvelin. Percy (Douglas Sills) is another favourite actor of mine, and he\'s exactly as I imagined Percy.

I LOVE saying Odd\'s Fish... and \'sink me.\' But my favourite part of the book was the whole scene with Chauvelin and Percy in the cafe where Percy\'s talking about how soup is \"a demmed awkward thing,\" and just babbling on and Chauvelin\'s giving him his death glare... and that whole \'pepper in the snuffbox\' scene.

 

Newsworthy Conversation by x2pttrclue32
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: Rita Skeeter is infamous for her brutal reports on the happenings within the Wizarding community in the Daily Prophet. Xenophilius Lovegood is just as infamous for his ludicrous stories in The Quibbler.

But when one reporter gets some dirt on the other, how far will each go to convince the minds of their readers?

[Won honorable mention in the Full Moon One-Shot Challenge on the beta boards. Topic: "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"]

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1618 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/11/07 Updated: 10/17/07


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 12/16/07 Title: Chapter 1: Newsworthy Conversation

"He is still alive and completely dry while he writes this article."

Hahaha! You're hilarious! Great story.
-spilledpotion

 

Summary: James Sirius Potter is a mischievous little six-year-old and is rather like his grandfather, James Potter, and also his namesake, Sirius Black. When he has an idea, he is determined to fulfil it to the best of his ability. He drags his siblings Albus and Lily as well as his cousins Hugo and Rose Weasley into his plan while a twelve-year-old Teddy Remus Lupin watches on, amused.







Written for the September Challenge by FlightofthePhoenix of Hufflepuff



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1730 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/17/07 Updated: 10/22/07


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 12/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: James Potter = Mischievous

Haha, I use the word prettiful. =p
Lovely story, really.

Happy holidays!
-spilledpotion

Author's Response: Prettiful is such a prettiful word isn\'t it? Hehe, cute words make funny stoires am I right? Thanks for the review! ~Nicole

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryFred is dead.

But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...

Oh, the possibilities!

Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 9446 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/29/07 Updated: 10/31/07


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 12/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

Awwwww! What a fabulous story, really.

Author's Response: Wow, thank you very much!

 

Snape Didn't Die by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary:

Winner of the First-Annual Ravenclaw Quicksliver Quill Award for Best Humor, Wittiest Writing!


Snape didn't die, he simply joined the Witness Relocation Program. A funny slogan for an avatar, but what if some crazed author somewhere decided to write the story behind it?

On the run from all those who would want to see his head on a platter, Severus Snape is put through a series of tests. But between scantily-clad Ministry agents, seeing-eye elves, and an all-witch school and all the drama that goes along with it, he is beginning to wonder how much worse the alternative would really be.

Happy Birthday, Chante'!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 39652 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
12/23/08 Updated: 06/18/11


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 07/16/09 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 That Freaky Girls’ School

Great story so far. Very intriguing and well-written! I'm excited to see where it goes.

Author's Response: I'm glad you're reading!

 
Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 07/16/09 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 That Freaky Girls’ School

Great story so far. Very intriguing and well-written! I'm excited to see where it goes.

Author's Response: I'm glad you're reading!

 

Voldemort hearts Chudley by voldiexx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: What do you when you're a Dark Lord who can't kill anyone? Ever since his last Avada Kedavra went so horribly wrong, Voldemort just can't bring himself to sling another one. In his long journey back to emotional health, Voldemort must battle post-traumatic stress disorder, learn about religion, and, finally, realize that love really does conquer all. Just not exactly the kind of love Dumbledore had in mind...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 3358 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/09 Updated: 02/04/09


Reviewer: spilledpotion Signed
Date: 07/28/09 Title: Chapter 4: Epilogue

This story is pure awesomeness. I loved it. It made me giggle a lot. :)

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