Penname: A House Elf [Contact]
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I'm a huge James/Lily fan. I would say shipper, but everyone knows they got together. How do you think Harry came about? What I can't stand is people writing Remus/Lily stories. Forgive me, but I think that's mean to Remus. I love Remus. I'm the world's biggest Marauder fan. Ask my sister, Stag_Flower. You simply say "Marauder," and I start giggling like the mad, fantasizing, fanatic, female that I am. However, if you say Remus loved Lily, you're saying he had his heart-broken when James married Lily. That I couldn't bear. As much as I love the idea of Remus and Tonks, I probably won't write one of those stories. Everyone knows how that story turns out. (Edit: Okay, I guess I just broke that promise. I have one in queque right now.)

I'm a short, ditzy, Christian brunette homeschooler/ social butterfly who glues her face to the computer screen like a geek every flippin' day except Sunday... because that's one of my parents rules. Oh yeah! I love my family. More than you. My best friend is my sister, Caroline. She hasn't written anything yet, but her username is Stag_Flower for future reference. My older brother, Sinclair, is a ladies' man even though he won't admit it. I'm sure he thinks my stories (the ones I haven't published yet and the ones I have) are too sappy, but he won't admit that either. My younger brother, Peyton, enjoys giving me the "Oh-my-gosh-are-you-really-that-silly" look when I giggle with Caroline whilst looking at picture of any Marauder. Well, with the exception of that Pettigrew kid. He just makes me shudder or want to take a shower.

Besides Harry Potter, I love Lost, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, The Mark of the Lion series, The Chronicles of Narnia, Krispy Kreme donuts, pretty much any chick-flick out there, and anything written by Francine Rivers.

Oh! And I'm a Ravenclaw =D.

For those of you who want to email me: darcy-lover@hotmail.com. I will only respond to emails and block you if you tried to message me. Sorry. House rule.
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A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1387]

Summary: Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance-Non Canon 2007, 2008, and 2009. In 2010 mods changed the rules (they got tired of the same fics being nominated ^_~) so no more QQ hopes, but that's okay. No proof is needed that Draco/Ginny = love.  

* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is. *

(Warnings were added for safety, due to brief allusions in later chapters, not graphic content.)

 



Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 312843 Chapters: 52 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/06 Updated: 03/25/07


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/03/07 Title: Chapter 24: A Bump in the Road to Love

*gulps for air* Need more... Need more... Well, I am rather glad there's a "bump" now. All the smooth sailing was getting rather boring. *rubs hands together* Now, things will get good. By the way, I adored all the Princess Bride quotes last chap.

Author's Response: Rubbing your hands in glee over their angst and drama.....no wonder I like you so much! :D Got to go through choppy waters to make the characters appreciate that smooth sailing! ^_~

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/08/07 Title: Chapter 26: Lovers

Woohoo! I'm in your story. That's awesome. I thought it had to be... I've never met someone who willingly used the name "Tori" in a story or even "Victoria."

YAY!!!!!! They're back together. I missed Boot. And Wesley... I actually like him better, but I'm biased because of his character. Has he said, "As you wish" yet? I don't understand how Luna stills moons over Harry. Pfft. Come on. Get higher standards, girl. Sure, he's going to save the whole world, but from what we've learned from Cho and Ginny... he's not a good kisser.

Author's Response: The dream of Harry...what she thinks they could have together...is harder to give up than the actual boy, lol. Nothing wrong with Tori! If it was good enough for Aaron Spelling, King of TV producers, it\'s good enough for this story, LOL. After all, it isn\'t like you\'re No-Tori-ous. :D \'As you wish\' has to be saved for a special occasion. ^_^

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 02/02/07 Title: Chapter 33: Holiday in Spain

Thankfully! It doesn't matter who's lips it is; sour cream would make my toes curl in a bad way! Pour Blaise. I wish I was Luna or Ginny so I could hug her. Of course, that's not the only reason, I wish I was them! Although, I think I'd rather have Terry. *sigh*

Author's Response: Yay you like Terry! I think it\'s because he\'s the closest in personality to Remus. I\'ve had a friend say Blaise and Terry reminded them of Tonks and Remus. I took that as a compliment. :D

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/06/07 Title: Chapter 25: Friends

That's horrible! You won't give me a hint other than 'pivotal'?! Ah, now, I'm really curious! Shucky dang. How long is it going to take to get the next one in?

Author's Response: Not long. ^_^

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/17/07 Title: Chapter 28: Rollercoaster of Love

"He's got more integrity in his pinkie than you've got in your entire body, Harry Potter."

Oh gosh! I loved this chapter! Finally! Wow. Wesley's awesome. Heehee. I'm soooo glad she finally got in Harry's face. He's such a dork. I find it very convenient that Edina doesn't like making love in a windowed room. Whew.

Author's Response: Enrique had thrown something glass that shattered, so she was more averse to risking a cut than worried about who might see her, hee, but whew! is right. Draco and Ginny were lucky not to have to hear, in the words of Wesley, sounds LOL.

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/06/07 Title: Chapter 25: Friends

I did enjoy it, you're right. But... will Boot finally get his bloody senses back next chapter? I miss him and Blaise being together. :(

Author's Response: Next chapter will be pivotal, that\'s all I\'ll say. ;)

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 02/06/07 Title: Chapter 34: A Lover's Holiday

Ha! You used your mind powers didn't you? Punished me with a dream, did you? Last night I had a rather immoral dream about Draco and getting really really wet. I'm going to have trouble concentrating today! Thanks. Of course, he called me Ginny throughout the dream, but I don't mind. I equate Ginny with Tonks, who's most like me out of the characters.

Author's Response: I take no blame or credit for dreams, LOL. I do think Ginny and Tonks are very simpatico, and its a good thing to be like them! ^_^ They like very different kinds of men, but HP readers are lucky, they get to love them all!

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/30/07 Title: Chapter 32: Breaking Away

It's funny how much English stake on tea. In America, we only drink it when we're sick and our moms force us to. Well, at least, that's how it is with everyone I know.

I see references to your RL/NT story (Bubbles), Pirates of the Carribean (that's becoming a habit, eh?), Finding Nemo, and The Princess Bride, of course. Did I miss anything? Oh! Duh! Shakespeare!

Gosh, it sounds like a dream summer for all of the girls. Hmm. Now, I'll have to spend some time figuring out which one I'd rather be.

Author's Response: I know people who drink hot tea...I always put lots of sugar, fake or real, in it in a futile attempt to make hot iced tea, LOL. References can\'t be helped...or more honestly, I don\'t want to help it, heh. The holiday will have a few dicey moments to make the rest more sparkly, and why not be them all?

 

Summary: I sacrificed everything to be what they wanted me to be, just so I could have a small piece of their empty admiration.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3385 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/12/06 Updated: 01/12/06


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 07/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: Choices

Oh my gosh... that was so wonderfully written. I applaud you through and through. I'm a thorough Narcissa fan now, because I feel like I can understand her. Wow. Simply amazing.

 

Last Ride - A Knight Bus Fic by LadyBillywig
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: Sixteen-year-old Anna Stewart has, over the summer, become hopelessly infatuated with Knight Bus conductor Stan Shunpike. Now she's taking her last ride on the bus before returning to Hogwarts and she must attempt to see if her efforts at making Stan fall in love with her have been successful, or if he views her as just another passenger. Just a fun little one shot, hope you enjoy!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1816 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/21/06 Updated: 01/21/06


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 07/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: Last Ride - A Knight Bus Fic

Oh, that was nice. Very cute. I liked the end. I was kind of dreading a kiss. Sorry, the "spots" are such a turn off. It would be like someone running their fingers through Snape's oily hair. *shudder* Grotesque.

 

More Than a Feeling by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 268]

Summary:

Severus Snape has ambitions to rise above his humble beginnings. Eris Greyback has a family debt to repay. Their romance is a more complicated brew than the trickiest of potions. SSEG, LEJP. The sequel, The Potions Master's Apprentice, is also complete.

*Winner of the 2007 QSQ Award for Best Marauder Era Story*

 

 



Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 88154 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/03/06 Updated: 12/26/06


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 09/07/06 Title: Chapter 13: Transitions

Hey, this is brokenhearted... or Jane... in my favorite account. I usually write reviews in the other account and write stories in this one, but I can't figure out how to log off right now, so this will have to suffice.

Gosh! You make Snape so... so... sexy! How in the world? He repulses me, yet in your stories, I want to be Slytherin just so I can see him everyday. Although... I do like be Ravenclaw. How could I be anything else? I think too much. What house are you in?

Speaking of houses, Eris really shouldn't be a Slytherin. I find few Slytherin qualities in her. Besides, she's too... err... cool? to be Slytherin.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reviewing! Eris uses any means to gain her ends, lol....that, and if the Sorting Hat gave her a choice between houses, she picked Slytherin, to be with her friends and family. I\'m a Yank, so because Jo says no transfer students, I refuse to be categorized. Depends on my mood and the time of the month, lol. I think everyone could be in all of them, depending on circumstances. Thanks for the compliment about Snape. If you look through my eyes, he\'s sexy as hell. :D

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 09/07/06 Title: Chapter 13: Transitions

Oh my gosh! First review! ^_^

Author's Response: Thanks for being the first to review. You rock! ^_^

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 09/07/06 Title: Chapter 13: Transitions

And second! And THIRD!

... okay I'm going to stop now ...

Author's Response: Having too many reviews is like being too pretty or rich...no such thing, lol. Besides, I get to thank you again....that\'s a good thing!

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 12: Snow

Haha! I just wanted first review for this chapter, even though it's not validated yet :P. You see how big a fan I am of you? That reminds me. I was wondering... out of all the stories you are writting or you have written which is your favorite?

Author's Response: Wow, that reminds me of a pal who just asked which HP guy I find the sexiest! The answer is the same....when it comes to stories, or guys (only in the literary sense, because I\'m a one-man-woman! :D) I honestly love the one I\'m with! If I\'m writing Snape, nobody compares or beats his story....until I write Sirius, and no one tops him...until I switch back to Remus....

I hope you think that\'s a good thing!

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 23: Darkness

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!!! Wow! I can't believe their shutting the queque over break! I need the next chapter! I just stayed up all flippin' night to read this storry, and... it's one chapter away! EGADS! Oh, I sure as heck know what I'm dreaming about tonight. By the way, which Peppers' song?

Author's Response: I hope you\'re on holiday if you\'re staying up to read. I\'d feel bad if you were dragging around some place of learning, nodding off in classes. :D Yes, the downside of humans rather than house-elves running the queue...they want time off, LOL. I haven\'t a clue about the Peppers\' song, though.

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 12/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Observations

Oh, and here's who I think did it:
1. Lily Evans - Because of that insane-ness Tom made her go through.
2. Um... Me - Because she gets Snape.
3. Me. Oh, yeah. I said that.

Author's Response: Temporary insanity is a good plea...what\'s your excuse? :D Thanks for the laugh, I\'ll try and have the last chap up soon so you\'ll know \'who done it\'!

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 12/26/06 Title: Chapter 24: Decisions

Perfect! I love it! How did you get this in during break? Oh, I don't care. What a wonderful ending! I want to read the next one really bad now. Oh, and the whole doll-giving thing... is that tied into "White Wedding"? At least, I think that's what you called that Narcissa/Lucius one-shot.

Author's Response: Thank you and yes, exactly! I wrote White Wedding at the same time...just didn\'t get round to posting this chap as soon. :D On the home page, it says \'there are ways\'...I think they involve begging and pleading, although I could be wrong, lol.

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 12/26/06 Title: Chapter 24: Decisions

Well, I'm glad you 'begged.' It made my day. So, if the story's done, why is still shown as uncompleted?

Author's Response: I forgot you can make it complete without editing. The site is wonky, won\'t let me update with a ch 24 quote, saying the category is locked. Grrr.... I\'ve changed the status to complete now, thanks to you! ^_^

 

Moonlight Becomes Her by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Without plans and feeling the holiday blues, Remus accepts a dinner invitation. Overhearing another couple, the woman's personality is so vivid; he covets more than her steak. Set CoS and written to show some things are simply meant to be.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2154 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/13/06 Updated: 03/13/06


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: Moonlight Becomes Her

Wow. Yeah... Meant to be. I've read this before. Just like re-reading it. So... does Remus ever realize it was Tonks?

Author's Response: There\'s a chapter in A Wolf in the Moonlight when he does, and tells her a story. :D

 

Sirius in the Moonlight by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: "He didn't have a plan, but that had never stopped him before."

After 'Snuffles' is revealed to be a fugitive Animagus, Sirius must convince the woman he loves to make him her most wanted.

Outtake to chapter 11 of A Wolf in the Moonlight



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 4710 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/17/06 Updated: 03/17/06


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Sirius in the Moonlight

*sniff* Oh, I've reread this one-shot soooo many times. I love it! Of course, I skip to the ending, but I still get the gist. The last sentence is wonderful. *sigh*

Author's Response: That\'s why I heart you so much. You have a big heart, like Sirius. ^_^

 
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