Penname: A House Elf [Contact]
Real name: Tori
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I'm a huge James/Lily fan. I would say shipper, but everyone knows they got together. How do you think Harry came about? What I can't stand is people writing Remus/Lily stories. Forgive me, but I think that's mean to Remus. I love Remus. I'm the world's biggest Marauder fan. Ask my sister, Stag_Flower. You simply say "Marauder," and I start giggling like the mad, fantasizing, fanatic, female that I am. However, if you say Remus loved Lily, you're saying he had his heart-broken when James married Lily. That I couldn't bear. As much as I love the idea of Remus and Tonks, I probably won't write one of those stories. Everyone knows how that story turns out. (Edit: Okay, I guess I just broke that promise. I have one in queque right now.)

I'm a short, ditzy, Christian brunette homeschooler/ social butterfly who glues her face to the computer screen like a geek every flippin' day except Sunday... because that's one of my parents rules. Oh yeah! I love my family. More than you. My best friend is my sister, Caroline. She hasn't written anything yet, but her username is Stag_Flower for future reference. My older brother, Sinclair, is a ladies' man even though he won't admit it. I'm sure he thinks my stories (the ones I haven't published yet and the ones I have) are too sappy, but he won't admit that either. My younger brother, Peyton, enjoys giving me the "Oh-my-gosh-are-you-really-that-silly" look when I giggle with Caroline whilst looking at picture of any Marauder. Well, with the exception of that Pettigrew kid. He just makes me shudder or want to take a shower.

Besides Harry Potter, I love Lost, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, The Mark of the Lion series, The Chronicles of Narnia, Krispy Kreme donuts, pretty much any chick-flick out there, and anything written by Francine Rivers.

Oh! And I'm a Ravenclaw =D.

For those of you who want to email me: darcy-lover@hotmail.com. I will only respond to emails and block you if you tried to message me. Sorry. House rule.
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Hang on to by painterchica
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: Just a fluffy little Draco/Ginny poem that I wrote while in a particularly romantic mood. Sounds dumb, but give it a try...

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 162 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 11/27/04


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Hang on to

Whoa... this poem almost made me wish J. K. will have them end up together... almost... ;)

 

Maybe by painterchica
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: A sort of Remus/Sirius poem, set sometime while Sirius was in Azkaban, Remus’ POV. Expect bittersweet angst.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 158 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/01/04 Updated: 12/01/04


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Maybe

Slash? I hope not. I tried to keep that out of my mind as I read this. We'll just pretend that's not there. Sorry. Otherwise, it would offend.

Author's Response: Well, yeah, I wrote it as slash...but poetry is always open for interpretation, so think what you want.

 

Summary: Just a random funny poem that's bound to raise a laugh in even the darkest of hearts.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 169 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/04 Updated: 12/11/04


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Rodolphus the Red Nosed Death Eater

LOL! That was great! Brilliant. I applaud thee! Literally, I just clapped. =D

 

To Fight a Werewolf by twitchylittleferret
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: When Remus doesn't get his potion and runs wild in 12 Grimmauld Place, he and Tonks face off with interesting results...RATED R FOR PROFANITY

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3905 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/16/04 Updated: 12/16/04


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 07/25/06 Title: Chapter 1: To Fight a Werewolf

Oh my gosh! I cried. I loved it! I love any story with Remus, and this one was exceptional!

 

When it all began by HBPrincess11
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: How Lily and James first got together *Poem*

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 306 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/27/04 Updated: 12/27/04


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: The first night

6.5/10

Sorry

 

Always by The Marauder
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 58]

Summary: It's their last year and Lily is shocked to find that something is different about James...come to think about it...somethings different about Lily as well...will the two finally be able to find the love they are destined to share?

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1477 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/28/04 Updated: 12/28/04


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 08/04/06 Title: Chapter 1: Always

I liked it. I really found nothing wrong with. Although, I did miss James being cocky.

 

Savoring Snape by Love_Me_Not_6964
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: A poem about snape (I think the title is self-explanatory, don't you?)

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 104 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/19/05 Updated: 01/19/05


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: poem

I think that was a little over-romanticizing Severus.

 

Sonnet for the Moon by Zetera
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: Remus Lupin contemplates in solitude. Short and sweet.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 153 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 01/25/05


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 08/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: Sonnet for the Moon

*shudders* Poor, poor Remus. He's got it bad.

Author's Response: Tis true, I\'m glad you enjoyed it!

 

Exceptions by Ettare
Rated: [Reviews - 27]

Summary: Oneshot - Sometimes you just have to make exceptions for certain people. James makes exceptions. So does Lily. Read&Review and find out what they are!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1344 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/26/05 Updated: 01/26/05


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 08/04/06 Title: Chapter 1: I made an Exception

Aww! That was so cute. I loved it. Seriously. You didn't really make James be all depressed like everyone else normally did.

 

Summary: James Potter has pursued Lily Evans for six years, and for six years she's spurned him. Now, in their seventh year, Lily notices something that's been hiding inside her. When the two are locked in the ever-so-cliched locked room, can she work out her inner turmoil in enough time to speak her mind? One-shot MWPP seventh year, songfic to the song "I Don't Know How to Love Him," with a little creative interpretation and a different ending. W00t for Broadway musicals!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3799 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/12/05 Updated: 03/12/05


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Locked Room, Stormy Night

That was probably my fifth time reading that.

 

Troubled by musiclily88
Rated: [Reviews - 11]

Summary: A one-shot focused around a certain metamorphamagus and a werewolf. Pre-HBP

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2943 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 07/25/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

There better be a sequel. I'm checking now, and if there's not a sequel, I'll hunt you down.

DANGIT!!

 

Imperfect by annie
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 33]

Summary: After the hospital scene in which Tonks finally admitted her feelings, her and Remus have a discussion by the lake. A short, rather angsty-but-fluffy Tonks/Remus one-shot. Contains HBP spoilers.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3588 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/23/05 Updated: 07/23/05


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 08/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: Imperfect

I... am... so... in... love... with... this... story

 

The Moment by Scarlett Maverick
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: (WARNING: HBP SPOILERS) One-Shot. What happens next? Remus and Tonks settle their differing opinions on a relationship and finally reach a decision.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2381 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/27/05 Updated: 08/27/05


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 09/28/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Moment

I'm... almost in love... with this story.... I read it yesterday, and I could NOT stop thinking about it.

Author's Response: I\'m so glad you\'re almost in love with it! I had no idea I had that kind of power...haha!

 

Could It Be Magic? by joanna
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: Kingsley Shacklebolt at Downing Street 10. How he finds love at the most unexpected place.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2552 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/11/05 Updated: 10/11/05


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 07/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: -

Oh, that's cute! I like that character a lot. That was pretty cool that her twins go to Hogwarts. It made everything so much more interesting.

 

Kissing Harry by Kerichi
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 56]

Summary:


A kiss is not just a kiss. After a disastrous Valentine's date with Cho, Harry finds himself alone with Luna and discovers what a kiss should be. Humour and Romance in a story that started with canon and went What If?

 



Categories: Harry/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1912 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/05 Updated: 11/28/05


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Kissing Harry

Haahaa. That was funny. I love Luna! Mostly because of your "A Tale of Two Matchmakers." I have to admit to skipping to the ending. Sorry, but... I'm rushed. It was cute though. Still love Luna! Although... my feelings for Harry have begun to dampen.

Author's Response: Harry can be a right arse sometimes, but he comes right in the end! Good thing, too, because like Princess Leia said to Obi Wan, he\'s our only hope, heh

 

Summary: Lily Evans and James Potter (the latter loves the former and the former hates the latter... remember?) have both been caught. James was up to his usual tricks, but what secret does Lily have? And will James survive her company to hear her tale? Of course... “SHUT UP POTTER!” Alright, so it's not all happiness and cherry pie, but when you're James Potter, you take what you can get. (slight HBP spoilers - mention of a certain teacher)

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1348 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/05/06 Updated: 01/05/06


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: The One With the Yelling

Ha. I liked that. I was afraid that after seeing how she still vehemently hated him, you'd still make them end up snogging or something with no transition. This was nice. Why is there an HBP spoiler warning?

 

A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1387]

Summary: Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance-Non Canon 2007, 2008, and 2009. In 2010 mods changed the rules (they got tired of the same fics being nominated ^_~) so no more QQ hopes, but that's okay. No proof is needed that Draco/Ginny = love.  

* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is. *

(Warnings were added for safety, due to brief allusions in later chapters, not graphic content.)

 



Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 312843 Chapters: 52 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/06 Updated: 03/25/07


Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/12/07 Title: Chapter 27: With a Little Help from My Friends

The Bee Gees! Ha. That's a long funny joke between me and my best mate. She's not allowed to read Harry Potter, but I'm sure she'd appreciate that insert into one of the stories.

YAHOO! Luna's a lucky girl now. And Harry's a Potty-Head. Draco makes me want to sneak out to a pub, even though I'd never drink. I wonder how Snape will appreciate his woman getting drunk without him. Heehee. Tell Ron congrats on my part, by the way.

So, what exactly are Draco's plans for the weekend?

Author's Response: Yay for you liking the Bee Gees (or just laughing at them, lol) Draco has to get to the weekend ...next chap is called \'Rollercoaster of Love\', hehheh. A little drama and a lot of fun. :D

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 01/27/07 Title: Chapter 31: The Things We Do for Love

You're using great Shakespeare quotes, but what about his great insults? There's a few Shakespeare insult generators. I think a few on 'Eddy and Cissy' would be nice.

Author's Response: What a good idea, a Shakespearean insult generator! No, none are used on Eddy and Cissy...they wouldn\'t get them. :D

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 02/05/07 Title: Chapter 34: A Lover's Holiday

I had a nice long review for you, but I had to get out. Dangit. Can you just imagine a lovely long review? I really can't remember a word.

Author's Response: *sits and imagines lovely long review quoting the favourite lines, mentioning the parts you liked best, speculating wildly what will happen in the next chapter* Sigh....yes, I imagine it was lovely. :D

 
Reviewer: A House Elf Signed
Date: 02/05/07 Title: Chapter 34: A Lover's Holiday

Besides, with a a cliffie like that, do you deserve a long review? :P

Author's Response: Fine, I\'ll edit the next chap to say....Blaise looked around and cried, \'On second thought, I can\'t tell you!\' She ran into her room and locked the door. The rest of the characters stared at each other in shock. Draco snarled, \"All right, which reader is responsible for ruining the storyline?\" Ginny\'s eyes narrowed threateningly. \"If I don\'t get to talk things out with my boyfriend and have a touching scene with kissing, I\'m going to hex whoever deprived me!\"

:D

 
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