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Oh the Insanity - The Thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 721]
Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
this was SUCH a good story, and so was The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger. Mum downstairs on numerous occasions asked what i was laughing about. I just have one question... is there a particular reason you chose Parvati to be the evil child? or was it a random impulse (like the mini flamingos)?
Summary: ***COMPLETED!***Five years ago, half way through her third year at Hogwarts, Regan Jayden was expelled for reasons only she and a very select few know. But now that she's been allowed to return-- under certain terms-- in what would have been her graduating year, will she be able to regain the trust of her fellow Hogwarts students, and of herself?
Excerpt from story: Merlin, he was going soft, Draco thought as he tried not to grimace. He'd start spouting off poetry in a minute if he wasn't careful. This whole love thing was sending him round the twist.
she has to be the most awesome charectar i've read about XD
dive bombed by his girlfriends father
ahaha cookie. ahh i love the roses thing!!
what an odd thing to calm somoene down
if i tried that on my room i think mum would collapse or something
ace chapter lol
but sweet! ahh bless!!
Summary: In the years following Voldemort's victory in the second war, Muggle-borns must become slaves and servants to pure-bloods in order to survive. Over time, Hermione Granger has learned to suppress her pride and independence in households where she is considered lower than dirt. She thought she would be prepared for this new family, just like she was for all the previous ones. What she didn't know was that this new family was none other than Draco Malfoy's. Will she manage hold up when she finds herself struggling to withhold her sharp tongue, returning hatred, and...something else?
The last chapter of this story has been posted! Thanks for reading :)
Thank you to everyone who voted "The Sweetest Sin" as the Best Tearjerker in round 4 of the Dramione Awards!
Thanks to some of my amazing readers, The Sweetest Sin has been/is being translated into seven languages: French, Italian, Russian, Portuguese, Czech, Latvian, and Chinese. If you would like the links to any of the translations, please e-mail me or leave a review :)
ooh, i actually got shivers at the end of that! this is really good. scary, but good =)
Summary: Lily knows that the Marauders are planning something, but when she tries to find out what it is all they shall tell her is "Classified Marauders' Information." A fluffly and funny one-shot.
aww, that made me smile =]
also the disclaimer at the top made me laugh lol even though it wasnt part of the story
Author's Response: I think you\'re the first person to EVER compliment one of my disclaimers, OMG! I usually try to make them cute or funny because I hate boring disclaimers and no one ever notices and...I just...THANK YOU!
Summary: If Sirius Black can handle Severus Snape for 7-years at Hogwarts, then watching baby Harry, his godson, for the weekend should be a breeze right? WRONG! Find out what really happens when James and Lily leave Harry in his watch.
Ahhh ickle baby Harry! Poor Sirius though you should do one about the older Weasley brothers babysitting Ron and Ginny!
Author's Response: LOL! That would be pretty funny! I\'ll have to keep that one on the backburner for now, and see if I get the time to write anything like that. :-)
Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!
Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!
the mental image of volide crying for hugsy was enough to have me roliing about laughing, also ron and hermione "rehearsing for a play" a very very very funny story!
Author's Response: Thank you - the Ron/Hermione parts were among my faves too! I\'m glad you enjoyed it!
Summary: What exactly does one get the Most-Supreme-Head-Death Eater for Christmas? Especially for 12 days? Find out!
That was cool i liked the thoughts of Voldie at the side lol
Author's Response: Thanks for R&Ring! I\'m glad you liked it. :-)
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
i now very much hate the yellow power ranger.
ive never even watched that show.
but loved the blog XD
Author's Response: Hahaha, thanks! I\'m personally neutral on the topic of the yellow ranger, but my friend thinks she\'s \'hot\' and there\'s a lot of him in my version of Draco. My favourite is the blue ranger. I think Volders is jealous.
Of course, I am talking about the original cast of Power Rangers... who cares about the new one?
Author's Response: Wow, never thought I\'d hear that one!
well, looks like it...
GO HARRY!! and i must say i prefer your non-sirius-dying ending to the ending where he dies
and im not too worried about filch (dark lord snoogerblossom). he's too stupid to do much harm =]
Author's Response: Well, it\'s the end of THIS story, but there\'s a sequel! (And you SHOULD worry about the Dark Lord Snoogerblossom... there\'s no telling what he\'s capable of with Voldy\'s magic.) I always think it\'s a bit stupid for Sirius to die because of a curtain... I\'ve brought him back in three different stories in three different ways... and I don\'t even like Sirius that much!
Summary: Three-year-old Draco goes trick-or-treating for the first time. His mother takes the opportunity to teach him some lessons and Malfoy family values that she believes will be important to her son later in life. This depiction of Draco is VASTLY different from the version of him that I write in "The Dark Lord's Blog."
Ridiculously short one-shot.
aww... poor girl. and damn Narcissa for poisoning her son *glares into mid air*
Author's Response: Yeah, I know! Draco would be so cool if he was raised right! *Is a bit delusional*
The Ballad of Lucius Malfoy: An Unappealing Appeal by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 63]
Summary: Lucius Malfoy's appealing to the Wizengamot after being caught in the Department of Mysteries, trying to convince them that he's not evil.
Quite silly, really.
ahh, the mental image of him on his knees, arms flying as he gves this touching speech...
... pity he's so evil.
Author's Response: Oh, I don\'t know about evil... more like... ridiculously amibitious and self-centered and bigoted. But say what you will, I still love Luci! (hahaha. Luci.)
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
and poor ron i suppose.
ahh well. good chapter!!!
Author's Response: Thanks!
though i get the feeling hermione will suffer draco's wrath when he finds her when he wakes up lol
Author's Response: I wrote part of the next chapter already, and Draco\'s reaction is not right just yet, but it\'ll be humorous. Thanks for your review *hugs*
so funny =) poor ron!
Author's Response: LOL Yes, poor Ron.