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Hmm....I'm honestly feeling rather narcisstic while writing this. To sum up my life, I'm a fifteen year old history geek who loves kayaking (if only I could afford a boat *sigh*), writing, cloudy days, and my bulimic cat Izzy.
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Summary: Past Featured StoryGiving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 29400 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 07/25/05


Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/28/06 Title: Chapter 2: Planning Ahead

Frankly, I don't understand why this story has so many positive reviews....I'm really fearing for the human race as result. Not only was it raunchy but it made my IQ drop about ten points after reading it. That's really a testement to how thoughtless and cheap the humor was. Plus, you didn't even do us the simple curtousy of posting any warnings and you made the the marauders look like a troop of brainless mooks. J.K. Rowling shold burn you at the stake for writing such a sleezy, MTV worthy story.

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/28/06 Title: Chapter 2: Planning Ahead

Frankly, I don't understand why this story has so many positive reviews....I'm really fearing for the human race as result. Not only was it raunchy but it made my IQ drop about ten points after reading it. That's really a testement to how thoughtless and cheap the humor was. Plus, you didn't even do us the simple curtousy of posting any warnings and you made the the marauders look like a troop of brainless mooks. J.K. Rowling shold burn you at the stake for writing such a sleezy, MTV worthy story.

 

Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05


Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 08/28/06 Title: Chapter 9: Harry Has Gone Insane

Realistically, I think Harry would belive his two best friends more than Parvati.

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 08/28/06 Title: Chapter 9: Harry Has Gone Insane

Realistically, I think Harry would belive his two best friends more than Parvati.

 

Summary: Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks. AU

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2058 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/04 Updated: 12/13/04


Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/25/06 Title: Chapter 1: Part One

What an original idea! I always knew that Harry Potter was real and J.K. just bought off or discovered the story! Alas, wishful thinking from a sightly crazed conspiricy theroist. *sighs in despair* Oh but if Harry Potter did exist then Lord of the Rings might just exist, or aliens, or area 51, or the Da Vinci code, or that secret societys run the world, or that the moon landings were a scam. These could all be frivolous wishes and cheesey rumors devised by idle people...or are they? *Pauses for a dramatic and slightly sinister effect*Yay, maybe Middle earth does exist!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/17/06 Title: None

I was trembling slightly after I read that, it was so wonderfully haunting.

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/17/06 Title: None

I was trembling slightly after I read that, it was so wonderfully haunting.

 

Take My Heart Away by Hatusu
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 959]

Summary: Past Featured Story Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he ever comes to power. A difficult task, correct? An impossible one, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she has ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make. Will she condemn the Wizarding world to almost certain destruction, or will she take the life of the one boy she has ever loved?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 39417 Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/27/05 Updated: 12/17/06


Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 08/27/06 Title: Chapter 10: Sillver Slippers and Peacock... Hats

Ooooo.....I had goosebumps after reading the compleation of this chapter. Keep up the good work! Wait, where do you get all those profound quotes from?

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 08/27/06 Title: Chapter 10: Sillver Slippers and Peacock... Hats

Ooooo.....I had goosebumps after reading the compleation of this chapter. Keep up the good work! Wait, where do you get all those profound quotes from?

Author's Response: I collect quotes... I get them from everywhere. They really inspire me to write and I keep a whole journal of them nearby!

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 08/27/06 Title: Chapter 11: Moonlight Masquerade

Great Similies! I especially liiked the one about how the silvery moonlight fell about the place like a waterfall of mercury.

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 08/27/06 Title: Chapter 10: Sillver Slippers and Peacock... Hats

Ooooo.....I had goosebumps after reading the compleation of this chapter. Keep up the good work! Wait, where do you get all those profound quotes from?

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/24/06 Title: Chapter 8: Best For Them

Whoo! *squeels with delight* That was so hauntingly beautiful I had goosebumps (and I'm not overexagerating). Please continue writing and I shall continue reading.

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/24/06 Title: Chapter 9: Empty Space

Where do you get these wonderfully profound quotes at the beginining of your chapter? I would like to know if you don't mind.

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/24/06 Title: Chapter 8: Best For Them

Whoo! *squeels with delight* That was so hauntingly beautiful I had goosebumps (and I'm not overexagerating). Please continue writing and I shall continue reading.

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/24/06 Title: Chapter 8: Best For Them

Whoo! *squeels with delight* That was so hauntingly beautiful I had goosebumps (and I'm not overexagerating). Please continue writing and I shall continue reading.

 

The Salem Witch Trials by FullofLife
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 319]

Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione are spending a day in the small wizarding village of Hogsmeade when they happen to come upon a strange amulet lying in the snow. This amulet has amazing powers and transports the three friends to Salem, Massachusetts in the year 1692 when Muggles lived in fear of witches and wizards and the penalty for being able to perform magic was death.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 61269 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/30/05 Updated: 05/07/07


Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 12/09/06 Title: Chapter 10: February 9th, 1692

Your story is very interesting.....in fact I onece toyed with the idea. The chapter when Hermione died was ecpecially powerful. However If I were Harry, I would grab the gun.Plus, I don't see how Ron could walk if he were shot.

 

Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2103 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/16/05 Updated: 10/16/05


Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/25/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

That was beautiful. I really could comprehend the loss that Harry felt, and eventhough I fortunately have never lost a parent, I felt comforted by the story's message that friendship can help you surmount even the most profound grief. I felt as if I were Harry himself, and that I had experienced the pain and love that he felt.

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/25/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

That was beautiful. I really could comprehend the loss that Harry felt, and eventhough I fortunately have never lost a parent, I felt comforted by the story's message that friendship can help you surmount even the most profound grief. I felt as if I were Harry himself, and that I had experienced the pain and love that he felt.

 

Out of the Fire by LuckyRatTail
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 111]

Summary: Straight after the events of HBP. As Snape and Malfoy make for the exit, the latter has second thoughts. He remembers Dumbledore's words in his desire to escape the wrath of the Dark Lord. Darkness, confusion and a lot of rain.

Extract:

"However," the terrible voice resumed in a tone constructed solely of icy menace. "You are young. Too young to understand. No matter how far you go, no matter who you stay with or where you hide - if you run from me I will find you, and when I do you will pay."

Final chapter up! COMPLETE



Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 29673 Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/05 Updated: 07/29/09


Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 08/05/06 Title: Chapter 1: Hell to Pay

Not meaning to sound like Dudley or anything but my patience is waning.....please post soon before I thow a tantrum.

Author's Response: I\'ve kind of been stuck at Latin camp for the past two weeks, so haven\'t had much time to write.

 
Reviewer: LOTRandHPnut Signed
Date: 07/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: Hell to Pay

On my favorites list devised in my head your story would probably rank...number one shall we say? I loved your imagry, characterisation (the trio was really acurately depicted), plot, and how you would delve deep into the chasms of Draco's emotions, along with how you maintained a sort of dread throughout the story. Plus I thought Alice was a rather plucky character. I'm really antisipating the next chapter and Draco's ultimate fate.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for such a thoughtful review! I\'m so thrilled with your compliments, and with the fact that you liked Alice as an OC. Thanks again ;o)

 
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