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My name is pronounced *Divia Mouse*, just to make that clear...by this point, I'm likely to castrate the next guy who tries to be flirtatious by calling me *Divaia Moss*...Now that I've got that out of my system...

I'm young, but really quite ancient...I'm shallow but endlessly deep, I am ridiculously happy due to excessive amounts of chocolate, but sometimes damn depressed for intellectual reasons, I get drunk, but am a goodie-goodie, I'm scared as hell, but ridiculously reckless, I've had several near death experiences in my lifetime (almost all on a snowboard...i'm not nearly as dangerous on skis) but haven't done a drastic forbidden thing in my life, unless it was an ignorant accident...
Oh, and also I may mention that I can get very bipolar, and tend to either contradict myself within thirty seconds of a conversation, or start arguing with myself in my mind (which tends to get people to shoot me half-suspicious, half-maybe-she's-crazy looks...)

I could go on...
But long story short...I'm very diverse and have lived or visited almost every place in Europe...
I have an unhealthy obsession with music, which makes people think that I have no social life, which, in fact, i do...I just don't tell everyone every single detail about which boy I'm dating on which weekend...
I also love writing, quite evidently, and I always think I'm right, even if I agree with the other person (proving just how bipolar I am).
I hate people criticizing my writing, or correcting, as they like to call it, when I don't agree with them, or when they publish what I write (poems in newspapers mostly) and alter it without my permission (I lost my temper with that German teacher, back when I lived there...I was so angry I could hardly speak). And I hate when they say it's wrong for a really stupid, non-related reason...

I write solely about following relationships:
Ron/ Hermione
Harry/ Ginny
James/ Lily
Sirius/ varying ladies
Roonil Potter/ Rose Dumbledore
Kitting Black/ varying ladies

My absolutely favourite character is, of course, Sirius-ly sexy- Black.

I got to Fairview High School in Boulder, by the way. I've only been in America for three years and have been speaking English for the same amount of time...as I was two when I lived in England, and my parents raised me on Thelegu and German when I lived in India, where they ALSO speak English, due to that colonization thing...of course, there are lots of other countries I lived in, but they didn't speak English there...wow, run-on sentence....my point was, i spoke very little English when i was little, and as i grew up, none at all...

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All in the Timing by winkysfree

Rated:174 Reviews
Summary: Emily Gardner's life was at best uneventful and at worst slower than a tourtise enjoying a day at the beach. Until, through a series of near fatal events, she falls under the care of the mauraders.Soon, all of their lives become just a tad more interesting. But then again, when you put a frightened rat, a failed Don Juan, a chivalrous werewolf, a handsome bastard, and an aspiring actress with a talent for sticking her nose in places where it doesn't belong together in one dormitory...interesting becomes an understatement. (rated for mild swearing and some sexual inuendo latter on)
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 05/20/07 Title: Chapter 22: A Hero's Exit

YES! write a sequel!!!!
preferably one where sirius falls in love and makes a complete and utter fool of himself...
and then asks emily for help...
wow, that would be hilarious

The Secret Files of Ronald Weasley by Ronsbiggestfan09

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 125 Reviews
Summary: This is basically Ron's diary. It doesn't really get funny until part two. This takes place sometime after fourth year. This is just Ron writing down...well whatever you write in a diary! Oh there is a little bit of language and a little bit of crude humor. I hope you like it!
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 08/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: PART THREE

I'm in the library reading this and soooo embarrassed. There are several people on the computers around me and evrey time I snort with laughter and clamp my hand over my mouth, they give me weird looks. God, I'm sooooo embarrassed. It's not good for a fairly hot thirteen year old with a great sense of fashion who's dressed in a sexy top and just got a manicure to show signs of insanity in public. Please reduce the ridiculousness in your story!!! It's making me lose my name of third hottest girl in FHS.

Christmas with the Marauders by iouaname

Rated:30 Reviews
Summary: Lily is staying at Hogwarts over Christmas break for the first time, and since her friend won’t be with her, Lily thought that she’ll experience a miserable Christmas. Guess who’s going to cheer her up? The Marauders, of course! Will they succeed? Or make things even worse? Knowing the Marauders, it’s probably the latter...
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 07/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: Christmas with the Marauders

wait a minute!!! that's it???? u r sooooo evil!!!! what about snogging in broom closets and sirius dressing up as a half peeled banana and doing jumping jacks on the roof???? puhleeeeeaaasssseee!!!!!! write more!!!!

Sonnet for the Moon by Zetera

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 29 Reviews
Summary: Remus Lupin contemplates in solitude. Short and sweet.
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 08/20/06 Title: Chapter 1: Sonnet for the Moon

Oh, you are sweet!

Author's Response: Aw, and you! Thanks for reviewing!

The Great Valentine War by CarrickORourke

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 36 Reviews
Summary: It seemed so simple. Give a valentine card to a friend that you hope (if you dare admit it) just may be a little bit more than a friend someday soon. But nothing is ever that simple between the four of them, is it? Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione as well as a good dose of many other familiar characters.
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 06/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Great Valentine War

Wait, why didn't you tell about how they get the right cards in the end and see how sweet they are and make out all PG13 and stuff?

Momentous Change by Eilime

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 62 Reviews
Summary: It’s Harry’s last year at Hogwarts and as he has already expected – with experience in having troublesome adventures before – this year is going to be a year full of surprises. Voldemort has a plan! Chocolate frogs, ambiguous but semantic evil schemes, ominous word games, a succinct letter, incongruous French lecture, inexcusable slovenliness, birds and bees with eloquence, intolerable impatience and something goes terribly wrong… Now complete

Excerpt: Harry woke up with a start. He couldn't remember what he had dreamt about, but he knew it hadn't been a good dream - sweat made his hair cling to his forehead and his pyjamas clung to his body like a homeless person would cling on to a lamp post in a hurricane.

Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 03/11/07 Title: Chapter 5: Rematch

"“Who in here has NOT been with Fleur Delacour at any time?!”

A couple of first year girls and a fourth year boy with impurities raised their hands."
What about Ron?

"Oh, men are so insensitive!”" So Lucius IS a woman...I KNEW it...

oh, and when Buckle-whatever-his-name-was threatened harry with the tatooing...well, harry was in voldemort's form, right? so how did that work?

Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 03/11/07 Title: Chapter 5: Rematch

"“Who in here has NOT been with Fleur Delacour at any time?!”

A couple of first year girls and a fourth year boy with impurities raised their hands."
What about Ron?

"Oh, men are so insensitive!”" So Lucius IS a woman...I KNEW it...

oh, and when Buckle-whatever-his-name-was threatened harry with the tatooing...well, harry was in voldemort's form, right? so how did that work?

Author's Response: Aren\'t you cute? 1. There\'s no point in drawing out what I\'ve already said about Ron not getting it on with Fleur. 2. Even men can think some men are insensitive. Furthermore, Lucius is in a vulnerable state at the moment ;) 3. Harry never took the form of Voldemort because - as I so clearly stated through the speech of Voldemort himself - there\'s no point in Harry changing form when only Voldemort\'s Death Eaters will be around him while he is locked up in Voldemort\'s dusty bachelor pad.

A Marauder's Tale: Rebel by SiriuslyPadfoot12

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 164 Reviews
Summary: One-Shot written to "She's a Rebel" by Green Day


James' P.O.V.

My name is James Potter. Yeah, that's right. The James Potter. See, there's this girl I've been after since I was eleven. Her name is Lily Evans. She refuses to date me. I don't know why; I'm talented, good-looking, athletic, smart, and modest. But this is the year. She won't be able to resist me this year. Ready or not, Evans, here I come!

Verse 7 is here!
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 06/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: Verses 1 and 2

I luv that!!! OMG, keep on writing. Need to see how Lily finally got charmed.

Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 06/26/06 Title: Chapter 5: Verse 7

OMG!! You can' do this!! You have to write about him proposing and graduating and the wedding!! That was soooo incredible!! I was absolutely caught up in the story. How do Sirius and the others react when James tells them? you HAVE to write it, PLEASE!!!!!

Author's Response: ::blink:: I do? Oh, well. I guess I do. Well, I am going to write about the other Marauder\'s reactions in the last chapter. Can\'t promise you a propsal or a graduation or a wedding. Maybe later, in another story, though!

The Challenge by Little Loony

Rated: Professors • 74 Reviews
Summary: Sirius and James do a little comparing with the aid of one Remus Lupin. It is not how it seems at first.
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 03/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

This story rox my sox!!! or fucks my ducks...!!! yeay!!

Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 03/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

This story rox my sox!!! or fucks my ducks...!!! yeay!!

First by Hallie Black

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 163 Reviews
Summary: James Potter is an obnoxious, arrogant prat. Lily Evans is stubborn and a bit arrogant herself. James loves Lily. Lily hates James. Will James ever conquer the love of his life when his each and every attempt always fails spectacularly? Humor is guaranteed thanks to the one and only, Sirius Black!
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 07/15/06 Title: Chapter 1: The birthday Party

ok, why doesn't anyone tell james that he's way too show offy? i mean, it's obvious. someone just needs to tell him to stop thinking so highly of himself and he'll stop it to get lily, right?

Two Steps Back by emmablk1

Rated:162 Reviews
Summary: James is going to be stuck with Lily for the entire summer...wait...isn't that supposed to be a good thing? In between all the angst and indecision, will these two EVER get together? Hmmm...maybe with a little help with a birdie named Sirius...
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 04/21/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

"James’ dad SAT LYING back on the bed, reading the newspaper."
wow, how does he manage to do that????

Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 06/26/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

OMG!! You can't do this!!!! I luv your sense of humor!!! Perfectly written!! Please, please, please, hurry up with writing the next chapter!! And Sirius is going to tell everyone that James and Lily have the hots for each other? Im a lil bit confused.

The Upside of Being Down by Kimberley

Rated: Professors • 506 Reviews
Summary: *COMPLETED!*What happens when you put a hopelessly "romantic" man-hussy and a girl with a soft spot for bedtime activities (not THOSE activities, silly!) together in a dark bedroom? Well, I don't happen to know either, so I suppose we'll find out together, won't we? Come with me, Tia C. Spencer, on a lovely ride through the countryside... er, lakeside... okay, so we won't actually be riding NEXT to anything, but it will be lovely, I promise you that. How can it not be, with me as your illustrious (and quite possibly mad) companion?

And no, contrary to beliefs very likely impressed upon you by this summary, I'm not a gormless prat.

Well... not entirely.

Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 08/24/06 Title: Chapter 25: Follow the Big Green Arrows, They Know What They’re Talking About

U know what? u make sex sound so fucking scary. u're completely freaking me out. Not the actual activity but what they feel. u hav ruined my life (i'm not actually being serious).
otherwise, god I luved that finishing touch. it was perfecto. just that regulus was so...good didn't fit. it was nice that he was good though. you just didn't make him sound evil at all. i'm not making any sense, i think. don't pay any attention to me.

Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 08/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Allergic to Idiots

VERY amusing!! I simply adore our vocab!!!

Crazy, Kooky Confessions of Lily Evans by SexY_LydZ

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 156 Reviews
Summary: Summary: Life for fifteen-year old Lily Evans is pretty crazy. So when Gods-gift-to-the-women-of-Hogwarts, James Potter himself, develops a crush on her, life gets even crazier. And with an insane, gorgeous best friend who belongs in a house for the criminally mad, a bunch of Marauders playing pranks and plenty of laughs, her only retreat is her faithful diary. Yes it’s shaping up to be quite a year…

This story is now in the process of being re-written. Please keep an eye on my author's page as I will update it with a note when I begin to put up the rewritten chapters.
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 08/20/06 Title: Chapter 7: Aminal Magnetism

If you don't fucking write another chapter soon, I will grant you a slow painful death. YOU'RE TORTURING ME HERE!!! IT'S SOOOO GOOD!
Did you read the mediator series by Meg Cabot? The thing where Jesse kisses Lily and she has open eyes to not miss anything and James is there and she shrieks and he's like, "don't mind me, proceed!' is like exactly like where Suze kisses Tad Beaumont and Jesse is in the back seat and all. mail me, please? divs.ilquira@comcast.net

Author's Response: hey i get my inspiration from alot of places. its torture for me too to see it rejected. sigh

Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 08/21/06 Title: Chapter 4: Reconciliations

Okay, you have most definetely read the mediator series by Meg Cabot, right? I said that before in one of my reviews but I say it again. The fact that lily kisses with open eyes not to 'miss' anything, that James interrupts them and all, that Jesse speaks spanish and is her half-way crush, that the evil girl's first name is Kelly as in Kelly Prescott and is also stunningly pretty and all. It's all Suze Simon, Tad Beaumont, Jesse de Silva and Kelly Prescott. Please mail me and say if I'm write. I luv those books. Did you read all of them, 1-6?
I luv this story! Hurry up and write a next chappy

Author's Response: you are partially right. minus a couple of things. I have an awesome friend named Kelly and shes gorgeous. Two, i speak spanish and so does my twin, whos name is Sebastian Jesse (see, his middle name?) So you are partly right, as I get my inspiration from alot of places including my family and friends.

Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 08/21/06 Title: Chapter 5: Dirt and James make Lily upset

"I've finally got you where I want you." -James Potter AND Jesse de Silva after dumping Suze on the bed because of her burnt and bruised feet. You, girl, are so nailed. Do not deny that you red the Mediator

Author's Response: Really? Being \"nailed\" would hurt, dont you agree? i do not deny anything and I admit nothing. Im frustrating, i know.

Lessons by Hallie Black

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 263 Reviews
Summary: Professor Sprout has just given 7th year Gryffindors a new project, where the class, divided in pairs, has to raise a rare plant. What’s gonna happen when Lily finds out who her partner is? And how will she survive in his sole company?
Reviewer: queendiva4evr Signed
Date: 03/14/07 Title: Chapter 5: The Girlfriend Conspiracy