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I love ................................oh... wait was I saying something?{j/k} :D ..I love Harry Potter of course or i wouldn't be here!!!! And PIRATES!!!!!!!!! ...And A Series of Unfortunate Events........If only I could find my reviews......POTTER PUPPET PALS FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3994 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/04 Updated: 05/28/06


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 07/08/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!
That was a pretty cool story! But, you may want to check up on your spelling next time!!!! :D
with all due respect,
unfortunateorphan13
P.S. I like the way everyone was insane and harry was the only sane one!(because usually Harry's the insane one!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D)

Author's Response: Yeah, I know my spelling was bad. I intend to fix it all up soon. I know. I love harry watching the others being crazy!! thanks for the review.

 

A Day in the Life by Ginger Hair
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 207]

Summary: A Potions assignment gone wrong sends Harry and Ginny into the past while Lily and James are sent into the future. How will Ginny and Harry cope with the Marauders? Better yet, how will Lily and James cope with Ron and Hermione? Will they ever get back to their rightful eras? Read on to find out. Please read and review. From what my fans say, its funny. You decide for yourself.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15704 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/05 Updated: 02/01/05


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 07/16/06 Title: Chapter 8: Where?

Great story!!!! I really enjoyed it! Nice mixture of harry potter and the mauraders.... or.... most of them... but wasn't James a seeker?????
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. keep updating, PLEASE!!!!!!
p.s.s.....I didn't realize this was a sad occassion.......

 

I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 07/18/06 Title: Chapter 8: I can see clearly now (sort of)

Wow!!! Confusing much?! Geez, that was cool, crazy, and hilarious @ the same time!! Though i haven't read any of your other stories. This was awesome!!!!
:D :D :D :D
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. HP rocks!

 

The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?


Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 07/24/06 Title: Chapter 14: This Isnít a Chapter, Itís an Epilogue

DANG!! This is the last epilogue that is not a chapter but seems like it is but only poses as one,.. so then that could tell us that there is a sequel, but there isn't yet!!..... Does this make sense to anyone else? :D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. HP and Pirates ROCK!!!!!!!!!!
p.s.s.a very merry unbirthday to you!!!!!

Author's Response: Your review caused a major \"whoosh\" moment for me, I\'m afraid. However, I will agree with you about :D, Potter, Pirates, and there needing to be a sequel.

 
Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 07/03/06 Title: Chapter 13: What Lies Down the Rabbit Hole, Trio?

This story rocks!!!!!! I dig that crazy humor of the author! Though I personally loathe Snape it was funny at times to see him suffer, but Arbitrare is going down! :)

Author's Response: I\'ll overlook your blasphemous hatred of my favorite character because you like my story that much.

 

Barbie Girl by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 244]

Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1780 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/31/05 Updated: 05/31/05


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 07/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

..........Okay......awkward......but hilaiously funny! Keep writting humor fics!!!!!
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s...I didn't realize this was a sad occassion.....

 

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Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 06/20/06 Title: None

I enjoyed laughing at the story and how confusing the story line has just gotten!!!!!!!
*Also the part about Harry standing around and doing nothing was a hoot!!!
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13

Author's Response: Oh, good compliments! Thanks! With all due respect, Youth

 
Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 08/08/06 Title: None

Woot! Woot!!!!!! That was awesome!! Yet, it still leaves you guessing!!! Harry actually did something, I applaud his efforts... or... rather the efforts of the author who wrote the efforts that Harry had that would actually be the author's......I wonder why people say I confuse them....j/k
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s." Of course, maybe I thought you wouldn't believe the truth even if I told it to you"- Jack Sparrow

Author's Response: Yes, Harry finally did something! Astounding wasn\'t it?

 

Catch Me If You Can by badonkadonk
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: When the Slytherin King is murdered, Neville Longbottom steps up to solve the case! But was the criminal Harry Potter, or someone more... feminine? Spoof on film noir.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2237 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/04/05 Updated: 09/04/05


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 10/24/06 Title: Chapter 1: Detective Longbottom, Reporting For Duty

Dang!!! What was great, it was one of those humor fics that were actually funny!!!!!!!!! I loved it !!! Please write more and keep up the hilarious fan fics!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. I'm not really an orphan!!

 

A Different Road by black_ink
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 497]

Summary: [Year 1: Complete] Harry's a Slytherin and friends with Draco Malfoy. How will his years at Hogwarts turn out, now that he's a Slytherin? Will he turn to the Dark Arts and be a follower of Voldemort? Or will he kill Voldemort, or die trying, after he learns of the prophecy? Will Harry's choices lead him down a different road? Follow and you will see...

"The first step, my son, which one makes in the world, is the one on which depends the rest of our days." -Voltaire

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Violence

Word count: 69340 Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/05 Updated: 10/09/06


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 07/20/06 Title: Chapter 25: Late Night Dispute

Sweet new chapter!!! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time!!!
I hope everything gets updated soon!!!:D
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. watch out for that treee... watch out for that- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! TREE!
George..George..George of the Jungle.
p.s.s. ..I didn't realize this was a sad occassion.........


Author's Response: sad occassion? with Hedwig? you\'ll see...

thanks for the review!!

 
Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 08/22/06 Title: Chapter 28: Talk About Letters

GREAT!!!!!!!!!! Dang, you keep out-doing yourself!! That was awesome!!Darn those freezing cold England nights!!!
Wow, this mysterious "G" could be anybody..........and yet nothing at alll!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s."Takotalumaki ta bebe koko"-Captian Jack Sparrow


Author's Response: Jack Sparrow!! I love Pirates of the Carribean! Both were so good!!

Thank you so much!!! I hope I keep getting better and better!! -Sara

 
Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 07/11/06 Title: Chapter 24: Filch's Office

YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please write more!!! I love your story!!!!
I never really thought of how much more difficult Harry's first year would be if he were a Slytherin...How could anyone not enjoy this story!!!!
With All due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. hp rocks!!!

Author's Response: Hp does rock!!! I completely agree!! And don\'t worry this year and the others will continue to get more difficult for Harry. I\'m glad you liked it!!!

 
Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 06/21/06 Title: Chapter 21: Be Careful

I LOVE THIS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.................
....KEEP WRITING MORE CHAPTERS!!
With all due respect,
unfortunateorphan13
P.S. Harry should have a griffin for an animagus!
P.S.S. Latin is cool! :D

Author's Response: I\'m so glad that you like it!!! I will most definitely keep putting up more chapters, so don\'t worry. I think Latin is cool also. I was going to take a Latin class in my school, but there were too many students. ~Sara

 

Summary: Pygmy puffs, both sides of Fred's buttocks and music. You would think that there were more important things in Harry's life.

Be amazed as Ron, Hermione and, of course, Harry attempt to write Harry's life story with a musical touch.

Warning: Involves out of tune Neville in later chapters. Disregards Deathly Hallows.

The next few chapters are now in the process of being written as I have a sudden breakthrough for a storyline. Thank you for your patience.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 4723 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
03/05/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 08/22/06 Title: Chapter 3: Bittersweet

Woah!!! That was great!! I think next time, Ron will mind his head, instaed of his stomach!! Hilarious start to a wonderful story I think!!OOHHH! And if Ron's humming and dancing, Hermione's whistling, Harry's Opera singing, then what would Lupin be doing.....unless of coarse......Tonks and Lupin shared it!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. hp and pirates RULE!!!!!!!

Author's Response: Thanks so much...come up with your theories, I would like to hear them! Pirates do rule as does HP of course! Thanks again :)

 

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Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 07/12/06 Title: None

cool! :D I liked it a liottle side story of the mauraders and sirius.....reading.?. It seems that miracles do happen. j/k keep updating please!!
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13

Author's Response: It is amazing, isn\'t it? The thought amused me... Cheers, Mollie

 

Sequel Of Suggestion! by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 325]

Summary: It's baaaaaack...........


As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?


Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
*~*~*~*


Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14453 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/06 Updated: 09/09/07


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 11/13/06 Title: Chapter 3: Subplot Action, Part One: Questing For Arbitrar!

Ooookkkkaaayyyyyy.........right....um... HIlarious but what could Arbitrar have taken from neville..........and why would Arbitrar(E) go a lookin' fur the Dursleys?!!?!?! The suspense.!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S KILLING ME...pretty soon I won't be able to........ finish.... th....is(this) ........review......................................*Suspense:MUHMUHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!(backround music)
p.s.s. HULAGIRLS???!!!!!!!

Author's Response: I like that, Arbitrar(e). What did he take from Neville? Do you not remember Neville being queen of the flying monkeys? That\'s all that power he was ranting about. And why did Arbitrar(e) go to the Dursleys? We\'ll have to wait and find out.....

 
Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 07/17/07 Title: Chapter 7: Villainy Is Vision-Impaired

Awesomeness the cool ...ed power...woot that was much funnier and longer than the last chapter!!!!! That was funny when Voldy asked Snape what he had done lately!!! cracked me up
Ahhh..the wonderful yet intreging world of harry potter fandom..aint it the neatest!
:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. Do you know what p.s. means?!
p.s.s. ...I know what it mean.....I'm just testing you!

Author's Response: So many smilies! \'Tis a happy review. P.S. It means post-script.

 
Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 09/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: In Trouble Already, And Itís Only The First Chapter

Heck yes, it's back! What's with David, although he does remind you of the Harry Potter worshipping creevy brothers!!! I'm glad you wrote another sequel, I was getting kinda bored looking for another fan fiction to get hooked on!!!!
......that reminds me of hooked on phonics.......oh well ...
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. long live pie!!!!!!!!(and HP woot!)
p.s.s. BOTHER! wwhhhhooooo........

Author's Response: Mmm, pie.......Heehee, bother. Puppet Pals Rule!

 

The Man in the Box by the_evenstar
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: What happens when Ron gets a midnight visit from a strange man in a glowing box?

One of five finalists in The One-Shot Challenge Ė Muggle Artifacts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1144 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/20/06 Updated: 10/25/06


Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 11/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Man in the Box

freakin' hilarious!!!!!!!!! I didn't even know what it was or could have been until Hermione started explaining!!!!!
It was Brlliant, you should write more!! It's amazing how Harry acts like Captian Jack Sparrow when he's very startled and tired!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
With All Due Respect,
unfortunateorphan13
p.s. Adventure awaits!!!

Author's Response: Oh my goodness, I hadn\'t even thought about the similarities... Captain Jack Sparrow and little Harry... Well, it\'s a brilliant comparison (and Johnny Depp is hot <3)! And thank you so much for the nice review! I\'m thrilled that you enjoyed the story. <3

 
Reviewer: unfortunateorphan13 Signed
Date: 11/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Man in the Box

*P.S.S. I actually started believing their was a trapped man in a glowing noisy box and that we were supposed to rescue him!!!!!!!!!!! ;D :D

Author's Response: Haha, that\'s when you know you\'re really enjoying a fanfic! ;) It\'s always fun to get lost in the action. <3

 
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