Penname: FriendsOfSnape [Contact]
Real name: C.R. (You can have fun guessing what it stands for)
Member Since: 12/22/04
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Status: Member
Bio:
Age: Old enough

Sex: No thanks

Location: Right here

Height: Kinda tall

Weight: That's none of your business

Hair: Fabulous as always

Eyes: In my head, and also fabulous

Favorite Harry Potter Character: Snape all the way. Yes, I have read Half-Blood Prince.

Personal info: I'm crazy, I like the Harry Potter books and writing. How perfect that I'm here. ;)

No, really I am quite bizarre. How else do I come up with all the stuff for my stories? Why, by asking my brother for help! He's a tad bizarre, too. If ever you want to give him props for his ideas, just say so in a review, he reads them too.

So, personal interests: I like reading, writing, listening to music, hanging with friends. I'm also a big fan of letting my imagination run wild. There's always the risk it won't come back, but it always has, and ususally with an odd scent attached.

Random thought, aka Behind-The-Scenes, aka Why This Chappie Is SOOO Late: Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. I've been writing a novel, you see. (Seriously.) I've also got this thing called "work" where I am paid to stand around, smile, and take people's money, though it's not nearly as fun as it sounds. Add to that my helping finish the house I live in, and the OTHER computer, the one with the wireless internet that lets me effortlessly (usually) play World of Warcraft yet has no working word document programs....So yes, I've been a tad distracted lately. And I apologize profusely for making you, my dearest readers, wait for my neurosis to abate. Thank YOU for sticking with me. :D

CURRENT QUOTE: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

-Groucho Marx
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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: FriendsOfSnape Signed
Date: 02/23/06 Title: None

Oh, I do love randomness. It's the bread and peanut butter of my existance. Keep up the funny work!

Author's Response: Oh my god! My 16th review I should celebrate!*Confetti* Anyway thanks for the review. Chapter 3 is submitted so yeah......

 

Black Magic by Samuri Rose
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 15]

Summary: A strange girl casts a spell that was written in a book which was given to her a year ago. She was told that it would change the world, but for the better. She refused, but when her family starts going missing, and some even murdered, she gives in to the person.



Now she is in Hogwarts, ready to cast this spell...


Sorry guys, i'm leaving this as a one-shot!
xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx-

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 948 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/09/06 Updated: 02/09/06


Reviewer: FriendsOfSnape Signed
Date: 02/16/06 Title: Chapter 1: Satisfied

I'll be perfectly honest: I had to read this story with a grain of salt. I'm more of a humor person, meself. There was good descriptions, though. I'm curious why you didn't submit this under the Dark/Angsty catergory. Happy birthday, btw. ;)

Author's Response: Thank you! I might move the story if I change it to a one-shot, but the oringinal idea was more mystery.

 

Hogwarts: A Musical by QueenHal
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 49]

Summary: A SPEWish Covert Cupid for TheVanishingAct. Happy Valentine's Day, Professor Pat!

It's Seventh Year, and the new Headmaster has decreed that students must take some sort of course to fulfill the new Art Requirement. Our favourite characters have decided to take Drama. What kind of hilarity will ensue when the night of the first dress rehearsal arrives? Expect Hagrid as a Tree, Ron as Godric Gryffindor and Malfoy as the Amazing "Dancing" Ferret.

Ron/Luna, Prof. Pat/Hermione, Blaise/Himself

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1586 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/13/06 Updated: 02/13/06


Reviewer: FriendsOfSnape Signed
Date: 02/16/06 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

To quote Homer Simpson: "I love the theatre." It seems a shame that this is only a one-shot; you couldv'e had disasters on opening night and had Harry, er, Merlin, punch out the Duke!

Author's Response: Hee! Great idea :) I may add on a Pt. 2 eventually... Thank you for the review!

 

Clich Nation by just_the_contrary
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 328]

Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichs in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a clich without them?

The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.

Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.

Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6689 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/03/06 Updated: 09/29/06


Reviewer: FriendsOfSnape Signed
Date: 10/01/06 Title: Chapter 5: Bring Me to Life

Sad that it must end, but it was a barrel or two or three thousand of laughs along the way. "Less like canon Snape and more like Alan Rickman." I almost died at that. With humor and squeeing fangirlishness, not in a bad way.

Author's Response: Aah! Squeeing fangirlishness! If my fic can provoke that, I\'m happy. Thank you so much.

 
Reviewer: FriendsOfSnape Signed
Date: 07/02/06 Title: Chapter 3: I'll Just Go Throw Myself a Large Pity Party

Ah, there's nothing so fun as mocking shippings and cliches. Man, I was laughing through this whole thing. Massive kudos!

 
Reviewer: FriendsOfSnape Signed
Date: 09/07/06 Title: Chapter 4: I Came, I Saw, I Dissolved Into a Fit of Laughter

*GASP!* Penultima?! Already?! Eh, well, I suppose there are only so many chilches.....but still, sad.

However, this chapter did greatly amuse me! I love being amused!

Author's Response: You\'ve been following my fic? Ooh! So many established writers are reading this! I feel so important! lol. Nice word - penultima. I like that word. Thanks. Yeah, unfortunately it\'s penultima because there aren\'t enough cliches to keep going for longer. You love being amused? Great. That\'s probably why you\'re reading humour. Thank you!

 

Summary: A hilarious ride inside an author's head as he tries to write the best fic ever written by a fan. Unfortunatley, things don't go as planned and the author must get himself out of a sticky situation before he ruins the joy of writing Fan Fiction forever.

WARNING: Random and Bizarre humor ahead.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2243 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/19/06 Updated: 07/22/06


Reviewer: FriendsOfSnape Signed
Date: 07/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Harry Potter and The Process of Writing Fan Fiction

Holy crap, I was laughing and snorting and chortling and making all manner of amused and none to polite noises while reading that! Very funny!

Author's Response: I hope you weren\'t too loud! Thanks for the review

 
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