Age: Old enough
Sex: No thanks
Location: Right here
Height: Kinda tall
Weight: That's none of your business
Hair: Fabulous as always
Eyes: In my head, and also fabulous
Favorite Harry Potter Character: Snape all the way. Yes, I have read Half-Blood Prince.
Personal info: I'm crazy, I like the Harry Potter books and writing. How perfect that I'm here. ;)
No, really I am quite bizarre. How else do I come up with all the stuff for my stories? Why, by asking my brother for help! He's a tad bizarre, too. If ever you want to give him props for his ideas, just say so in a review, he reads them too.
So, personal interests: I like reading, writing, listening to music, hanging with friends. I'm also a big fan of letting my imagination run wild. There's always the risk it won't come back, but it always has, and ususally with an odd scent attached.
Random thought, aka Behind-The-Scenes, aka Why This Chappie Is SOOO Late: Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. I've been writing a novel, you see. (Seriously.) I've also got this thing called "work" where I am paid to stand around, smile, and take people's money, though it's not nearly as fun as it sounds. Add to that my helping finish the house I live in, and the OTHER computer, the one with the wireless internet that lets me effortlessly (usually) play World of Warcraft yet has no working word document programs....So yes, I've been a tad distracted lately. And I apologize profusely for making you, my dearest readers, wait for my neurosis to abate. Thank YOU for sticking with me. :D
CURRENT QUOTE: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
-Groucho Marx
Mary Sue and Cal Pue by Picko
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Summary: A satirical look at the "Mary Sue" including how authors use such characters in their stories. As well as a satirical look at a character who likes to think he's a "Mary Sue" type.
How very cynical yet humorous. I like it. Mary Sues are so very annoying, but I guess if we're poking fun at them, this'll be good.
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Oh, funny. Reminds me of a spoof called "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in 15 minutes" which was also hilarious. But this is muchly funny too.
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This is hysterical! Really, truly, funny. Except I'm a Snape/Bellatrix shipper (long story, read my fic for an explanation). But still, massive funnies!
Author's Response: Snape/Bella? Hmm, has merit... Naah. I like Lucius better with her. But thatks for the feedback!
This story makes me laugh, in the best possible way. It's too bad that my idea got taken (I thought the stalker guy killed Hermione's fish). But I do enjoy all the pop-culture references and absolute wackiness!
Author's Response: Thanks! Making people laugh is why I do this...that and to take over the world. But you didn't hear that...
Here's a review! Now, you must write more! MORE! So funnies. PS:Why does the insanity of this story remind me of the insanity of my story? PPS: Nothing. I just wanted to keep reviewing. :D
Author's Response: Thanks for the positive feedback! Chapter three is in queue, and I hope to have it up by Christmas! Have a magical day!
I like music. It's my friend. Don't know if anyone else mentioned this, but Professor E reminds me of Snape just a titch. But anyway, fun chappie, can't wait for part two! Woo!!
Author's Response: Hmm...wow, not the thing I was going for with Professor E, but you\'re right. Hmm. Well, in future chapters, you\'ll see more of him. Thanks for the review!
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I like how everyone's birthday is on Halloween. I also like how Harry throws rocks. This made me laugh (which could be dangerous because I'm in a library and we're supposed to be quiet).
Author's Response: =D, glad you like it so far!
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Oh my, silly silly stuff. I do love Snape's character, particularly his sardonic wit.
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Ron is so very dense at times. "What do you usually do when you go to the loo?" I did get the Moulin Rouge quote, it made me laugh. Funnies so far!
Author's Response: thanx!! glad you enjoyed it, keep reviewing!!
Twinkle & Toes
Dear Dumby by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 715]
Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!
Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!
Oh crap, I killed the author! That's rule number one: don't kill the authors!
Author's Response: Umm, you broke rule number 1!! I'm telling!! Lol!! Your punishment? Um...competing in the annual Death Eaters Talent Contest (warning: can be extremely hazardous to your health - serveral members may curse you if you beat them) Let me know how it goes!!
You went to my author page? I fear for you now. I s'pose it's only fair, I went to yours. I like the banner, btw.
Author's Response: Thanks!! Your author page was tres cool! I think I took a wrong turn at ‘Personal info’, but once I reached ‘CURRENT QUOTE’ I knew I was back on track! Lol, I loved ‘The Power Of Suggestion’ btw!!
Oh good heavens, I love Dumby. I love his crazy advice. And he wrote himself. How awesome. Oh, this story makes me laugh muchly!
Author's Response: Thank \'ee kindly! Oh yes, Dumby is pretty awesome - even if his advice sometimes isn\'t! I\'m glad it\'s making you laugh - especially muchly! Thanks for reviewing!
Oh my, masive chuckles. I love Lucius' pimp cane! And Evil Villainy For Dummies is hysterical! But so is this! It's very funny! Very, very funny!!
Author's Response: Yeah - I couldn\'t resist putting Lucius\' pimp cane in there! Seriously - what is the deal with that?! I know - Evil Villainy is brilliant - as is Heriones_Revenge! I\'m glad you think this is too though - thank you!!
Author's Response: Oops - I meant Hermiones_Revenge! Butter fingers!!
Oh my, chuckle-worthy. Poor Ron, he's so oblivious, isn't he? "Dear Dumby" I like it. He's also chuckle-worthy. *Thumbs up*
Author's Response: 2 lots of chuckle worthy and a thumbs up? YAY!!! Thank you, glad you enjoyed it!!
Poor Hermione. Will Ron ever stop being so oblivious? Will he ever find his wardrobe? Will Ginny pick a style and stay with it? Oh, BTW, in the chappie of my story I just submitted, I take part in the Death Eater Talent Contest, as pennance for killing you with candy. ;)
Author's Response: *Laughs* Oh wow, I will definately look out for the Death Eater Talent Contest - good luck!! As soon as I get some time, I'll have to have a read! Ah, poor Hermione indeed, but I dare say she will get her revenge...more than already! Will Ron ever find his wardrobe? Doubtful, very doubtful. It would have to involve him being awake in HoM...oh, is that a pig flying?! Well, in the HP world, it's more than likely...!!
I wish I could throw my quill at Malfoy. As it is, I killed him off, but not with candy! And I'm still making up for that....
Author's Response: Lol!! Wow, it sounds like I should read your story.....(wanders off to FriendsOfSnape author page).....
Oh, I love that Dumbledore. And the ever-oblivious and not-so-subtle people who ask him for advice. Funny as always!
Author's Response: Oh yeah, Dumbledore rocks!! As do (most of!!) the people who write in!! I'm really pleased you enjoy it, thank you!!
First, sadness at the end. Then, massive chucklings and snortings at the vast humor installed within this chappie. Massive kudos!!!! (Pst! YOu could do like me and do a sequel.....;D ).
Author's Response: Thanks!! I know - mixed emotions overload!! But I\'m really glad that you enjoyed it! Hmm...a sequel? Well...
Oh, massive chuckles. Voldy really is an idiot, isn't he? Harry really is sarcastic, isn't he? I really am amused, aren't I?
Author's Response: Aren\'t you indeed? I should hope so! Voldy is a tad silly, I agree. Yes, Harry\'s finally flipped - into sarcasm. Oh dear. Oh the rhetorical (or not!) questions!! Chuckles indeed....
I should hand out sweets! Then I would be the most awesome person ever! *Hands out sweets*
Author's Response: *takes sweet* Thanks!! What great advi - *starts coughing dramatically as begins to choke* but even the best advice can backfire! Oh cr - *dies, so does not finish sentance. or writing this story - mwah ha ha ha!* *then realises several reviewers might come and kill her more, so miraculously comes back to life and finishes writing story!* *wonders why she does not realise that she really wouldnt care too much about reviewers killing her more, if she was already dead.* *shrugs* :-) !!!
