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Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3511 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/11/04


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/17/06 Title: Chapter 2: The Marauders

I loved the random rant about the wheelbarrows. No one ever believes me....

 

The Signature by JayLu
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Sirius and James try to convince Remus to uphold his word on a bet made the night before.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1598 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 11/15/04


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: 1

well Sirius(rip) is a dog! Of course he won!

 

The Great Valentine War by CarrickORourke
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: It seemed so simple. Give a valentine card to a friend that you hope (if you dare admit it) just may be a little bit more than a friend someday soon. But nothing is ever that simple between the four of them, is it? Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione as well as a good dose of many other familiar characters.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12521 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/05 Updated: 02/01/05


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Great Valentine War

wow.......

 

Summary: After an exciting night, Lily returns to the Heads Dorm for a night of remembrance. There is an important note for all my readers in my Author's Page!!

James laughed heartily. "Oh Lils..."




Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13013 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
02/26/05 Updated: 01/01/06


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 07/16/06 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 ~ Pain and Passion Part II

That chapter made me cry! (That's how you know it's good........or that I'm really PMS-ing.....jk)

 

Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny invent a new name for Lord Voldemort. He doesn't care for it, though, so he comes up with a new identity of his own. (One-shot)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4597 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/05 Updated: 03/08/05


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: What's In A Name?

Wow, that must have taken a lot of time to figure out all those umm...other things for Voldy's name. Well done!

 

The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?


Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/14/06 Title: Chapter 12: Magazine Madness

Omg! I can't believe Draco got detention for being dead! I love the lists that Snape made and Ron getting his finger stuck in a finger trap is just too hilarious! PMSP!

Author's Response: Ah, another \"read the whole story, then review\" person. But you did manage to fit in all the good parts. I will not ask why you refer to PMS at the end of your review (though if you want to fill me in, I won\'t mind...).

 

Summary: Mr. Weasley has a talk with Ron about his developing relationship with Hermione.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1600 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/15/05 Updated: 03/15/05


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: Plugs and Outlets

Oh my god! This was so hilarious! I just wish you had finished the speech Molly had with ginny...sounds hilarious.

 

Summary: Songfic Oneshot - based around 'Blurry' by Puddle of Mudd - rated R and given warnings as below for a reason, people! A character's descent into madness, rape, character death and self abuse major factors in this one.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Violence, Non-Consensual Sex, Self Injury, Suicide, Mental Disorders, Sexual Situations

Word count: 2749 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/10/05 Updated: 05/10/05


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 05/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Can You Take It All Away?

And again, wow.

Author's Response: And again, thank you. :o)

 
Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 08/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: Can You Take It All Away?

Wow. Sick, but strangley awesome.

Author's Response: I love this review - I use it as a tagline on this fic whenever I send it anywhere.

 

Barbie Girl by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 244]

Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1780 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/31/05 Updated: 05/31/05


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/16/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

I love all your fics but this one was great!

 

Summary: Lily catches James sneaking out of the Gryffindor common room late one night in their seventh and final year at Hogwarts. She discovers a secret and....a friend?

Hey there! I'm a friend of Tara's and she asked me to get on and make this little update for her. Her computer has...well...died. And I mean actually died--completley crashed. So that's why she hasn't been able to update. She says sorry to keep you all waiting and she'll update as soon as she can. So I thougth I'd just let you know! ^^

Chapter Three is *finally* in! Yay! Now you better go and read it and review it, and make me happy! Chapter Four is already written, I'm just waiting for incentive from your *wonderful* reviews before I send it in ;) So hop to it! ^_^


Oooooh, lookie it's an excerpt from Chapter Three! *throws confetti*

"POTTER!" she yelled. "LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT!" He smiled to himself.

"Aw, I don't know, Lily, I mean if I let you out, you'll hex me," he replied. He heard her curse loudly and try to get out--"Alohomora!"--which, of course, did her no good. He waited for a few moments until she stopped.

"That's better. Now, I will let you out on one condition...and one condition only," he continued, pausing as he waited for his words to take effect.

Hmmmm...better keep reading when Chapter Three comes up to find out what's happening!




Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5482 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
06/20/05 Updated: 07/28/05


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/18/06 Title: Chapter 3: The One

Well! That was surprising! I read that and then I had to put my hand over my mouth for laughing so hard in school(they don't want us to smile) It's not supposed to happen like this...poor james...Lily...Remus.

 

Truth Be Told by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 354]

Summary: What happens when Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' reknowned kings of pranks, decide to spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with truth potion? A day filled with true confessions of Hogwarts students!!!!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Alternate Universe

Word count: 4564 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Oh.My.God! That was so fricken hilarious! I love the Dumbledore/McGonagall pairing! "priceless!"

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/19/06 Title: None

you do realize that was incredibly short, don't you?

Author's Response: Eh... yeah it was. The next chapter should be... longer...

 
Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 07/19/06 Title: None

Helloooooooo?Please post! This is driving me crazy!

Author's Response: Okay, okay.

 

Summary: Meet James Potter, a clever, somewhat mischievous, popular student at Hogwarts. He takes every situation in stride and has everything under control, except one: Lily Evans, an amazingly beautiful and intelligent individual. He loves her more than anything, but she despises him more than anything, and a not-so-impressive run-in late at night with her leaves James thinking that chasing after Lily might be hopeless. Then, a series of events happen in James' life, which is topped off by an unexpected visitor that makes his sixth year too sweet to remember.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 78521 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/17/05 Updated: 07/21/06


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/19/06 Title: Chapter 23: Silent Night

I'm crying...no really, I'm crying! That chapter it was so...real... That's not fair! No, no, no no,no!
Please continue writing this. I rather like it.

 
Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/19/06 Title: Chapter 12: Such a Fool

Okay, that chapter just totally broke my heart.....

 

Lessons by Hallie Black
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 262]

Summary: Professor Sprout has just given 7th year Gryffindors a new project, where the class, divided in pairs, has to raise a rare plant. What’s gonna happen when Lily finds out who her partner is? And how will she survive in his sole company?

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 18396 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/13/05 Updated: 06/10/06


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 06/23/06 Title: Chapter 7: The end… or not?

I did!

 

Summary: James Potter: Marauder. Lily Evans: Prefect. They're both seventh years at Hogwarts. They're also about to have a pretty interesting year--complete with a few detentions, pranks, confusion, and laughter--in which they get through school, make some trouble and maybe, just maybe, sort out their feelings for each other.

Thanks to all you who have made it possible for this story to be in the Top Tens. It was a very happy moment when I first saw my story on the list, and I love being able to go back and see it there now. Still. Yay!

Throughout the latter half of 2010, and the first half of 2011, I re-edited this story. The changes were mostly to fix stray (and annoying) grammar and spelling errors, but also to rework some plot points in an effort to stay truer to canon. I also updated the style; having written this story so long ago, my writing has definitely developed (and I would say gotten better), so I edited to reflect that. (I apologize for the errors that were in the story before all this editing. I found them immensely distressing when I reread my chapters. Heartbreaking, really.)


Big “thank yous” go to the three people who helped edit/nitpick the first edition of this novel: violagirl, fairiesandcream, and Omagus.
And yes, this story is up on Fanficition.net under the penname: Io.Sono.Emilia.
Of course, as a disclaimer, I’m not JK Rowling. The Potterverse does not belong to me, but I am in it and love it.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 158315 Chapters: 50 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/28/05 Updated: 07/23/07


Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 07/19/06 Title: Chapter 23: The Duel

BUMPALICIOUS!

Author's Response: *bites back laughter* What? Hahaha. I\'m going to take this as a compliment, so thank you. Hehe

 
Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 12/04/06 Title: Chapter 29: Before the Ball

Are there two josey's? When James is asking if he can have a good bye kiss...

Author's Response: Two Joseys? What are you talking about? Let me read that....

Author's Response: umm...no. There\'s only one Josey. It\'s just a different side, if thats what you mean. What made you think that there were two?

 
Reviewer: bitingbludgers421 Signed
Date: 12/04/06 Title: Chapter 33: Nikeia's Story

Very Emotional. Wow....

Author's Response: Is that good, or bad? Thanks for the review!

 
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