Age: Hard question. (If you've read The Ark, you'll get this. If you haven't, read it now.)
Gender: One or the other, though I hope you have enough brain cells to figure it out by my penname.
Location: Sitting at my computer, of course.
Other: I'm a Harry Potter fan. What an odd coincedence!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.
Summary: Hi, I’m Lily Evans. You know, there are a lot of fics about me out there. I’m flattered that you spend time thinking about me, but sometimes sickened. How could these fics not mention my
bonkers beautiful cat, Missy? And what about my evil and malicious extremely helpful conscience? Or the fact that I make a fool out of myself at every opportunity am unique?
Well, this fic has all of these things. It also has L.O.V.E (I’m the ‘L’), the elite group of
cliquey lovely girls that I am part of. And our rival, the sarcastic cynic also unique Iola Potter (cousin and partner in crime to James). But does it have an actual plot? Of course not Absolutely! And it starts with me getting a detention with Iola (through no fault of my own, of course). And we kind of ... almost ... well, we get on alright. A friendship sparks, shall we say. I have no idea how it happens It is meant to be. But it’s going to take some fighting for if we want to keep it. It would be a lot easier to just stick to what we know, really. We were perfectly happy hating each other. But ... well. I guess you’ll have to find out!
Read this or I’ll curse you Read this and I’ll love you!
This is really good... Is the "unrequited love" guy Sirius? Grey eyes... wicked smile... I like Iola a lot... She's a lot like me. I like how Lily's nice, but she's got a group of friends that make it hard for her to be herself... At least that's how I see it. Maybe I'm overanalyzing... Anyway, good chapter.
Author's Response: Oooh, very good. Muchly perceptive, I must say. But that\'s all I will say, the rest you can find out fot yourself. There is nothing wrong with overanalysing, I do it all the time, so don\'t worry ... =D
Oooh... What was she finding her for....? How to fish if you want to end up wet? Huh? I'm confused. Anyway, I loved this chapter. I think I'll add this fic to my favs, it's really good!
Author's Response: Aw, thanks, I\'m honoured! I\'m glad you liked this chapter, and you\'ll find out about the fishing thing soon enough, I\'m sure ...
Iola rox my sox! However, i don't think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Maybe the start of the beginning, but there's still L.O.V.E. to get in the way. Fantastic, lovely, brilliant chapter!
Author's Response: Perception again! Quite impressive. I love Iola too, she\'s so ... she\'s just great. Thanks for all the reviews, keep reading ...
Missy is smart--she hates L.O.V.E. No need to apologize for the angst. I love angst! This chapter was really good (though I rather expected it) and I'm curious to see what happens next. Off to the next chappie!
Author's Response: Have fun! I feel the need to apologise for angst because a lot of my fics are lighthearted most of the time. And also I read them to my little brother, and he likes it best when everyone is having fun and being funny, and my best friend who betas is of a similar notion. But I\'m glad you like the angst, too!
I know it's necessary, and I don't hate you... I hate Lily! Well... just at the moment. *sigh* Iola really is like me in a lot of ways. Kinda scary. Anyway, fantastuubulous chapter! Yay!
Author's Response: Ah, Lily just needs to work out what\'s the most important thing to her, which friendships are true and which aren\'t, that sort of thing. I\'m glad you enjoyed the chapter ... and if Iola is a lot like you, then you must be pretty cool, so congratulations! =D She\'s a bit like me, too, but then so is Lily (I just wish everyone would get along, for example, and go out of my way to try and make it happen, even when it clearly won\'t). I\'m glad you seem to be enjoying it!
Summary: It's baaaaaack...........
As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?
Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!
I thought that I was surprised that the figure under the cloak was Neville... or was it? What'll happen next?? A face-off between mimbulus mimbletonia and the Crumple-Horned Snorkack? Oink!
Author's Response: Snorky and Mimbly duking it out? Hmm.....
By the way, that llama duck review someone sent you a long time ago is not merely insanity, it's albinoblacksheep insanity. Google albinoblacksheep and you will see the light. (or the website. that too.)
fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck!
Author's Response: I do believe I have heard of albinoblacksheep, from a reliable looney source. I shall have to investigate someday.....
Excellent!!!! As always, of course. I suppose if chapter seven is a HUGE bit longer I can refrain from lynching you for the wait. :) Just kidding, I'm happy to read your brilliant craziness no matter how long I have to wait!
Author's Response: I promise chappie seven will be loads longer than this one. I\'m just happy that I\'m getting a positive review. :P
Oh good grief that's hilarious. And dirty. *grins* Great chapter! I love it when the author appears...hehe Starbucks rocks! By the way, I certainly don't think you're an idiot.
Author's Response: Oh good, I\'m not an idiot! Always nice to hear.
I love it! My favorite chapter in a long time. Also, the Princess Bride reference was great...I love the Princess Bride! Thanks for updating!
Author's Response: Isn\'t Princess Bride great?
Ah well, we must start somewhere. Love your stories though, I would read them even if they were completely awful- which they aren't (unlike turnips)
Author's Response: Good to know I\'m not awful. Unlike turnips, apparently.
SQUEEEEEEE!!!!! CROUTONS!!!!!!! ANGRY CARROT GANGS!!!!! SQUEEEEE!!!! Pleeeeease update soon, tell whoever makes you clean that your readers will virtually clean your virtual room with virtual Mrs. Skower's Magical Mess Remover. Whatever.
Author's Response: Thanks for the offer, though I\'m not sure if that would work. I don\'t have a a virtual room, see.
OOOOOMG! I love the MuggleCast enthusiasm!!! OOOMMMMMGGG! You have no idea how much better my day was because of you!!!! I hate four-year plans. But I digress!!!!! IIIIII LLLLOOOOOVVVVEEEDDD IIIITTTT! OOOMMMGGG! Okay so what if I'm crazy I don't care!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo! lol I love llamas
Author's Response: Yeah, you can tell that I, being massively crazy myself, do not recoil in horror at your craziness. No worries mate. And I just tossed in a few MuggleCast references because they amused me. :D
Summary: What to do about your best friend's strange phobias? Remus, Sirius and Peter's method was perhaps not the best, but it had some rather pleasant side-effects...
Lovely, lovely! Wish it was more than one chapter though. Ah well, you can't have everyting... Still great!
Summary: The line that probably best describes the legacy that the Weasley twins left behind after their Great Escape, during Umbridge’s brief rein at Hogwarts. Their legend lasted years afterwards ... but eventually, the only permanent physical reminder was the roped off corner of one corridor, containing a small part of swamp. The mystery of its origins is merely smiled at reminiscently by teachers, and the students can do nothing but spread rumours of how it came to be. When little Janey Weasley starts life at Hogwarts, the mystery is still unsolved. On a whim, and desperate for recognition, she writes home to her father, asking how it came to be. When Ron replies with the true story, a chain of events begins that might just be the making of the next true Hogwarts mischief legend ...
**One-Shot, Post Hogwarts** Now available as AudioFiction Episode #95!
yay! so good!
Author's Response: Thanks so much! I have others if you want to read them, two sequels!
Summary: Sequel to “It Unscrews The Other Way”
Due to popular demand, our favourite imaginary Weasley is back, this time coming to the end of her first year at Hogwarts. She is now an established trouble-maker, but there is always that issue of grades vs. good times. With various relatives (well, her favourite uncles) telling her one thing, and other relatives (well, her mother) telling her another, anyone would be at a loss as what to do ...
Hurrah, hurrah! I'm not sure if I reviewed this when I read it before, but I just reread it and loved it just as much the second time around! I especially love the bit at the end from Ron to Harry... Hilarious!
Author's Response: =D I\'m not sure if you reviewed either, but oh well, the more the merrier! i\'m glad it\'s just as enjoyable the second time around, and ta very much for reviewing!
Author's Response: Thank you! Yay! I have one more after this, and another Under Construction.
Summary: One-Shot inspired on a history lesson about witch hunts.
In mid-seventeenth century England, when witch hunts were the in thing to do, Richard Potter begins to hear whispers that a “Witch Finder General” is heading towards the small village where he and his family live. Of course, he can easily protect the people who ARE “guilty” of witchcraft (his family and the cantankerous old Widow Thompson), but what about the innocent Muggle villagers who will most likely be accused because they happen to talk to their cat? Who will protect them?
Tee hee indeed! I absolutely adore this! Oh, I LOVE Widow Thompson! *laughs* Oswald Ibbot... ha... honestly, what a crazy name! Wonderful humor! The vicar is great, too... "Actually, I don't believe we've met." Hehe... The characters are all fanstastic! Bravo, bravissimo! I'm SO adding this to my favorites! *chuckle*
Author's Response: Yay! I\'m really glad you liked it, thank you so much! *hugs* I can\'t actually remember how I thought of the name Oswald Ibbot, it must have been one of those really random moments ... Thanks for reviewing this fic!
Summary: One hot summers day, all is unusually peaceful for the Marauders, as they laze about in the Grounds. Of course, they can’t possibly stand for that sort of thing, so James decides to begin a word game with his friends that ends up with Lily being kissed, Sirius running for his life, and Dumbledore remembering his youthful days ... it could only happen to the Marauders!
Now available as AudioFiction Episode #100!
Well fanfics kick homework's butt!! lol Well this was great... I am totally adding it to my favorites... You characterized everyone so well, which is something to be admired... Also you made Peter somewhat likeable, also a feat worthy of recognition.. Good job!
Author's Response: Yay! After years (well, maybe only one or two) of trying, Peter may have truly come across likeable? That\'s great news! Thanks so much! No, really, I mean that. This was a lovely review, thank you so much! I\'m really glad you liked this, and am honoured to be on your favourites. Thanks so much.
Summary: Just another sweet and super-fluffy Lily/James songfic with a sailboat and a cat.
Nice, but too short. 6/10
Author's Response: Well, which is highest? 1 or 10? Of course, either way, I didn\'t score high with you.... Yours, Azalea