Frequently asked Questions
Why is your pename Ellie4Harry?
I needed a name quickly and it was the first thing I came up with (Scary, huh?)
When will your next chapter be up??
I'm working on it, stop chasing me down dark alleyways!!
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Date: May 7th
Time: I don't know, I lost my watch at the swimming pool.
Chapter 5 has been submitted!!! *does happy dance* I have absolutely NO CLUE when Chapter 6 will be up. I have to write chapter 2 of another story and start writing a different one all together! Oh and no to mention that wonderful word - EXAMS!! On a happier note - I'm going on Scout camp! Yayyy! (This is a very big deal for me!)
Well, I suppose I should start studying *gags*
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This next banner was made by my wonderful friend Colli!
Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?
The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.
Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.
Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!
I have just had the urge to jump off my chair and roll around on the floor (but then my friends would think me seriously weird!) This is the best humor fic I've ever reviewed! I love angsty Harry!
Author's Response: Oh thank you very much for the compliment! Don\'t worry, rolling around on the floor is perfectly normal (for a pig). Thank you!
Fantastic chapter! I'm sad that its the last but please don't say that Angsty! Harry is gone forever! I'll miss him!
Author's Response: This isn\'t the last chapter... the NEXT chapter is the last one. I know, Angsty!Harry will be sorely missed. Thank you.
Summary: Just where exactly did Dumbledore go for days on end during Half-Blood Prince? Surely all that time wasn't spent just looking for Horcruxes... Though, he did mention that he occasionally stopped for drinks before searching...
This story contains two of the most unlikey drinking buddies imaginable...
I was reading over this and read the lastv bit about Aberforth and the goats! Hilarious"
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you liked it. :-D I have no idea what possessed me to write it, but I\'m glad I did. lol
That was so great! I feel sorry for Aberforth! And the simpson jokes were great! Luckily Aberforth is more tolerant than Moe...
Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked the story and the jokes. :-) Yeah, I guess Aberforth is just a more patient person. lol
Summary: Just as Ron and Hermione's relationship begins to blossom, a horrific event occurs. Kidnapped by Severus Snape, Hermione is taken to the remains of Malfoy Manor. There, she meets her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy. But somehow, he's different. Will Hermione be lured by Draco's new kindness, or stay true to Ron?
It won't let me in to read the story! Grr I hate when they do that! I'll thank you in advance and then I'll give you a completely hysterical review when I've read it! lol
Author's Response: I\'m excited and in anticpation! The good news about Dark/Angst category is it\'s usually modded fairly fast. Hopefully it\'ll get accepted, but with my amazing beta, I\'m sure it will!
ZOMG! That was great! but I'm sad for Draco. I liked Nice Draco lol
Author's Response: I\'m so happy you liked it! I like nice Draco too, I do feel a bit bad for him.
Awww that almost made me cry (i'm not much of a crier apart from reading the actual Harry Potter books) Please update soon!
Author's Response: I\'m sorry I almost made you cry. =) I\'ll try to update soon. I\'ve just got to make corrections and then I\'ll send it in.
Ooooh ooh ooh! lol! What did Hermione do! I hate Hermione/Draco fics but this one is better then the rest 10/10
Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much! I\'m going to post the next chapter really soon, you\'ll just have to wait and see!
Summary: What happens when Ron and Hermione's rowing becomes too much for Harry to take? Only at Hogwarts could such a phenomenon occur. In an insult match that includes the entire school, what could be the outcome?
The whole Hermione asking Draco's help by floo powder thing was hilarious! In Fact it was all hilarious! Great job :)
Author's Response: Thank you so much!
Summary: It is the Summer after Harry's sixth year and he plans to go after Voldemort and Voldemort's Horcruxes. But, first he must go to Bill and Fleur's wedding. While at the Burrow Harry makes new friends, visits with old ones, and receives an unexpected (but maybe not as unwelcome as it seems) surprise...
Hey! I thought this chapter was great ( even though it took ages to get posted) It was really funny especially Ron's "Hairy Spiders" bit! Keep up the good work!!
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! The \"Hairy Spiders\" part was probably one of my favorite parts of this chapter.
That Pricilla is a.....hmm I don't want to say anything that'll throw me off the site. Pygmy Puffs! Funny! I hope you don't suffer from writers block much longer!
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Yep, Pricilla is pretty awful. It\'s fun to write a charecter that is so snotty, though, instead of nice charecters all the time. I\'m working oon the next chapter now, hopefully I will be able to write the rest without getting stuck too much more.
Summary: During Ginny's fifth year at Hogwarts, she witnesses something that she had never thought was possible. Will it change the way she thinks about a certain Slytherin?
oh wow! That was GREAT! I think the bit when the gryffindor team are all in the hospital is hilarious! Great chapter 10000/10
I noticed you love reviews, and I love reviewing :)
Great Chapter as always and I know what you mean about homework, some teachers are just pilinbg it on:-(
Please update when you get the chance :) *~*Ellie*~*
Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked it! As for the homework thing, you are definetly right! My history teacher is evil... So many notes!
I've kept reading this story but today I relized I havn't reviewed since chapter 2 *gasp!* It is a truly great story and I give it 1000000000/10 Its inspired me to write my own romance fic (but don't worry its not Draco/Ginny!) I can't wait for chappie 6! ~Ellie
Author's Response: Yay! I will definetly read your fic when it comes out, so look for my review!
Awwww! That was so nice! (and fairly heartwarming too!) I love it it was fantastic! Please Update soon ! (Pretty Please?)
Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing! It makes my day!
Summary: It's baaaaaack...........
As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?
Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!
Yes! Neville is going to reign over his flying monkeys again! I thought this chapter was great, the warlocks were hilarious :D It was worth the wait!
Author's Response: Ar, the warlocks. I loved writing that dialogue.
Yes! Its a sequel!! Thank you!!!!!!!! Happy updating *hint hint*
Author's Response: I\'ll update as soon as possible, by friends. I just have to squeeze in soem time somewhere where I can write....Pity, having a life....
Summary: [Year 2: Complete] Its Harry’s second year as a Slytherin, and the Chamber of Secrets has been opened. The Heir of Slytherin is out there somewhere, having students petrified left and right, and by the end of the year someone will die from Slytherin’s horrible beast. But this time, Harry's the one with Riddle's diary.
How will Harry’s years at Hogwarts turn out, now that he's a Slytherin? Will he turn to the Dark Arts and be a follower of Voldemort? Or will he kill Voldemort, or die trying, after he learns of the prophecy? Will Harry's choices lead him down a different road? Follow and you will see...
“What is a diary as a rule? A document useful to the person who keeps it, dull to the contemporary who reads it, invaluable to the student, centuries afterwards, who treasures it.” –Ellen Terry
Good chapter! I feel so sorry for Mal - Draco. Poor him! anyways keep up the good work!
Author's Response: oooo!!! someone feels sorry for him!!! i guess that shows i have shown another side of Draco!! thanks!! ~Sara
I thought this chapter was great! Fred and George were typical Fred and George :D and I loved how you put in Mr Weasley's questions about muggles! I also liked Harry's dream, it seemed very realistic! Keep up the good work!
Author's Response: I\'m glad you enjoyed it!! I love Fred and George!! They\'re so funny and I wanted to add them in! Mr. Weasley loves Muggles, so I had to add him asking Harry questions. The fact that it seemed realistic makes me happy!! Thank you very much!! ~Sara
wow! Its a great start already! I like Professor Parish but I am a bit disappointed about Gilderoy (I still LOVE it though keep up the good work!)
Author's Response: There is one chapter that has Lockhart in it, but that\'s a random chapter I wrote for Year 3. Thank you very much!! ~Sara