PLEASE DO NOT DELETE.
Well, I finally actually wrote something Harry Potter-related and hope to be able to put it on the site as soon as I get my own computer back. Just a quick one-shot, on a subject that probably has many other stories already, but I quite like it.
Oops, it's too short. I posted it elsewhere and got a lot of positive feedback, though.
Please keep in mind that I am currently working on a novel, high school, and a zillion other things, so I shall not be able to write as much fanfiction.
Some basic info about me: I like Morrowind (obvious), Harry Potter (also obvious), Lord of the Rings, reading, writing, languages, and geography. I am an atheist currently living in New York, and my favorite musical group is Laibach.
Summary: Voldemort and crew try to think up a name, they play a death defying game of truth or dare ... etc. READ AND REVIEW and tell me if I should write something else, because I've got some ideas ... liiiiikkkkkeeee maybe Voldemort's first attempt at a bad deed or something. Anyway. Tell me what you think ... READ IT, REVEIW IT!! =P
lol, that was funny. u should write more. btw i like the little =] smiley u used at the end of it there, lol... :D
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Good story. Poor ginny, can't see her brothers again.
Ginny's name is Ginevra, not Virginia, and it's a squid that lives in the lake, not an octopus. And it would have been nice to actually know what Ariya was wearing, so we'd have any idea what all the people who are wearing clothes like Ariya's are wearing...
Great story, though! I mean, except for those minor details, I love it! :D :D :D please update soon
Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R!
omfg that's hilarius!!! why is it though, that u ended it saying " Dudley does get round two of being sat on by Dudley. He narrowly escapes a round three. :D Thanks for reading! *Goes off to cry*"?okay. so. why exactly were u crying? and i thought it was voldemort being sat on by dudley? ok sorry that confused me but overall THIS STORY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Ooohh...hehe. I was crying because I had to end the story and I loved writing it so much! lol Nope it was Tom that got sat on--that whole thing last part was a deleted scene that happened earlier on in the story, I just thought I\'d add it in. :-) Sorry that confused you! But Thank you so much for reviewing!!!!!!!!! Yay
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
WooHoo!!! I luv this story! :D *applaudes* awwww... they make such a cute couple.
*knocks* hello? anyone here?
great story but can you pleeeeeeeeeease update it soon?? i love this story and i would like to read more of it! *begs* pleeeeeaeaeeaeeasssee???
[Donates $1] Too bad I can't really do that... I would if I could.
This is a GREAT story. PLEASE update soon!!! I LOVE this story. It has to be one of my all-time favorites!
This is soooo funny that everyone thinks .. ! omfg lol
ps can u send me the original version of the conversation at firstname.lastname@example.org ? thanx
Summary: In the years following Voldemort's victory in the second war, Muggle-borns must become slaves and servants to pure-bloods in order to survive. Over time, Hermione Granger has learned to suppress her pride and independence in households where she is considered lower than dirt. She thought she would be prepared for this new family, just like she was for all the previous ones. What she didn't know was that this new family was none other than Draco Malfoy's. Will she manage hold up when she finds herself struggling to withhold her sharp tongue, returning hatred, and...something else?
The last chapter of this story has been posted! Thanks for reading :)
Thank you to everyone who voted "The Sweetest Sin" as the Best Tearjerker in round 4 of the Dramione Awards!
Thanks to some of my amazing readers, The Sweetest Sin has been/is being translated into seven languages: French, Italian, Russian, Portuguese, Czech, Latvian, and Chinese. If you would like the links to any of the translations, please e-mail me or leave a review :)
That was... truly amazing.
When I finished reading it I was speechless, but now that I have had a few minutes to recover... It was amazing. Beautiful, beautiful story. The song "Iris" had a special meaning to me already as it is the song that my friend was listening to when he killed himself. This story almost have made me cry. Brilliant work.
You are a great writer. I think that you have the potential to do great things.
"I had intended to return earlier, but business held me up. I had no idea they would...well, do what they did. When I walked into the sitting room, I found them crowded around you, laughing while they attempted to make you do their bidding with the -- I'm going to assume -- Imperio curse?"
Imperius curse. Imperio is the incantation.
You are an amazing writer and I love the story. :D
Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
"For your information, this chappie was sponsored by Dr Pepper (my hero) and oatmeal chocolate chip cookies."
Is Dr Pepper a real doctor? I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.
Author's Response: Thank you Sauron. By the way, he\'s not a medical doctor; he\'s got a PhD in Soda-ology.
i like this story! it's sooo funny. i like the similarity between arbitrare's enemy list and snape's list, lol. *hands author an onion*
Author's Response: *Puts onion in pocket* Thanks! Now I can ward off werewolves, and most of humanity.
the phobia where you're afraid of the dark is nyctophobia. (i think) luv the story!
Author's Response: Yeah....my brohter/beta-tester said I could look it up, but I didn\'t feel like it. ^^
its spelled calamari, not kalimari. GREAT STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D luv this story! random lol! sorry... i love random stuff but no one else i know appreciates it at all :D
Author's Response: Oops, I was probably thinking Mario Kart. Whatever. At least you liked the story!
Summary: Mr. Weasley has a talk with Ron about his developing relationship with Hermione.
OMG THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If i had been sitting on a chair reading it i'd have fallen off. instead I'm sitting against a wall and there really isn't much that can fall over ...
OMFG that was SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Summary: Narcissa Black was, in every aspect of her physical appearance, an angel. She had long, golden locks and beautiful eyes that were, on the surface, of a sparkling sapphire blue. Every women who passed by her on the street envied her and every man wished they could take her home with them. On the outside, Narcissa was perfect. But, as with everyone and everything, there is no such thing as perfection. If you looked deeper into her eyes, you would find a different story... (One-shot/AU/songfic to Martina McBride - A Broken Wing; Narcissa may be slightly OOC)
1 thing - Bulgaria not Bulgeria...
Now that that's out of the way... that is beautiful. I was literally in tears. You are a very good writer.
Summary: Harry is entering his 6th year at Hogwarts. NEWT classes, Quidditch and a new DADA teacher all add up to a seemingly normal year. But what is Voldemort up to now? Where are his Death Eaters? Tortures and killings have started, but how much of it is all just a decoy in the great scheme of things? This time, Harry must leave the comfort of his friends and face his darkest fear.
Amazing! I luv this story! I know someone's probably already said this, but if you did decide to actually write and publish something, it would be a bestseller!!!
And now, on to Flame of Obitus!
PS. I would have reviewed sooner but I only just joined officially. (been reading forever before that tho!)
Author's Response: lol, as so many of you have now said I should publish, I\'m actually considering it!
I hope you\'ll like Flame of Obitus as much and please do let me know what you think of it. And no worries about the reviews, I\'m just so pleased you could let me know at the end :)
Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.
ewwwww.... bella gave voldy a love potion... gross. bad images people. bad images. LOL ITS HILARIOUS BAD IMAGES THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg, nagini and fawkes!? LOL! (no really, most people just write that as in "oh that's funny but i'm not really laughing" but I am laughint here lol!!!!!!!!!!) Omfg rotflmao!!! i liked the beach scene as well, it was pretty funny, he taking them to the beach to swim lol... omg nagini and fawkes... lol. omg i cant get over how FUNNY this is!!!
Author's Response: Bella + Voldy = truly bad, but hilarious images all the same, lol. I\'m glad you really like the story! The beach scene is one of my faves, too. :-)
Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!
Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!
HAHAH!!! I love it!! Great story, and great ending!! def 5/5!! :D :D :D
Author's Response: Thank you! :D
Hi everyone just to say this story is finished, there will not be any more chapters. Sorry if that wasn't clear beforeb>
Harry and Ginny are married, with a seven-year old daughter. As Ginny finds out she is pregnant with her second child, memories come back to her, good and bad. The war is over, and everyone feels safe. Shouldn’t they? Strange things are happening, mysterious plots are being formed, putting Harry and his loved ones in danger. Everyone knows he will do anything for the people he loves…Especially Ginny.
Hey this is sort of going to be a review for the whole story so far...
IT ROCKS!!! :D :D :D :D it was a bit slow in the beginning but now it's cool! luv it! yeah malfoy was a bit ... weird, but who knows? in the future, he COULD be like that. Sorry but... you haven't actually had a baby, have you? anyway, i luv the name Eve :D but didn't really like Amy Joy but I suppose that's better than some other things you could have picked. I was a bit confused as to when lisle was with georgia, ginny was just like "then that means..." so i have no idea...
btw how do u pronounce "lisle"? (sorry... feeling real stupid atm...)
Author's Response: Wow...thanks for the review! In answer to your question, no I haven\'t ever had a baby. Lol. So really I have no idea what it\'s like to pregnant or in labour (ouch). I\'m glad you like the name Eve. Amy Joy wasn\'t as popular, but it seemed to fit :) because she is a \'bundle of joy\'. Lol! Hope you enjoy the next chapter when it comes out!!
luv this story!!! (sorry, didn't think i put enough emphasis on the fact that I LOVE THIS STORY in the last review)
THIS IS A GREAT STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Author's Response: Wow!!! What a great review! Thank you for your opinion!! :D :D :D lol!