Well, all I can say is I'm a sophmore in college getting a playwrighting (that is the correct spelling, weird huh?) certificate and writing is my number one passion. My second is anything Harry Potter related. I hate fics with song lyrics in them (that only works in film) and love Draco fics.
I'm actually going to go into a writing career. I'll be writing plays for theatre companies and hoping for a buck or two (hopefully more than two dollars, I don't think I can live on that). I'm also going to be writing screenplays and hoping to sell them. Novels take a long time but I'm working on that too.
You better update soon. Or something bad will happen.
Just to let everyone know who reads my reviews I love stories so much that I give out fake 'threats.' The only person I won't send one to is Rowling.
Author's Response: Wow, my first updating threat (even if it is fake)! I feel so special! :oP
Or you're going to get it.
I think Harry/Luna, Ron/Hermione.
Author's Response: Sorry, I would've told you this sooner but anyway... For some reason, the second chapter to this fic was rejected. I don't know why, so I don't know what to do different if I sent it again. I'm too busy with other things to bother trying again anyway. There is somewhere else you can find it, though: www.moonromance.net. It's still in the "New Stories" section, so when you get to the main page, click on that. Scroll down until you get to the section labelled "Harry Potter" and it's there.
Are you ever going to update?!
I just love the way you ended your summary. It was actually a good one but that ending made me laugh so hard. You were so serious and then it was like you were screaming at every one.
Author's Response: Thank you lol
Summary: COMPLETE. A woman visits Hogwarts expressly to meet Severus Snape. Her eccentric aunt led her to believe that he was the kindest, handsomest man to ever grace the earth. What will she do when she discovers the awful truth - let a few minor imperfections stand in the way of romance? Highly Improbable has been recognized by the Multifaceted Awards as Winner in the Laughter Category and Runner-Up in the Identity Category (Best Original Character), and also by MNFF's first annual Quicksilver Quills Awards. Thanks, MuggleNet!
This has got to be one of my fav fics ever. EVER!
I just submitted the next chapter and as soon as that's approved I'll send the next one. I don't know why it took me so long to update as I have up to page 53 done.
Summary: After recovering from a fever, Hermione starts to collapse at odd momments. Madame Pomfrey says it could be a side effect and Hermione starts taking vitamin potions. When Draco Malfoy is 'too sick' to patrol with Hermione something happens. So what is going on?
The part in the summary when I say 'speaks' it's a pun. Or something like that. The word is very close to 'squeaks'. Just flip the p and add a u. They even sound the same.
Summary: Post Hogwarts: Ron and Harry are sent to America for Auror training. Ron spends his last night in England with Hermione, and after returning two years later, he finds Hermione with a fifteen-month-old baby ...
Reading the 'update screaming' is almost as funny as the actual fic. But I'm reading plenty of things to tide me over until the writer updates so I'll just say that I really like this fic. It gives me evil ideas. Bwahahah!
Can I ask you a question? Why would you go into the SAME-SEX-PAIRINGS section if you just going to bash gays? Are you homophobic? Or are you a self-hating gay? You are you just an ignoramus? Please, do tell.
P.S. I give it a ten.
Author's Response: A ten? Wow, thanks:) I give you a TEN as a reviewer!!! Hope you like the next chapter (chapter 3),which will likely be up soon!
I'm sorry about my horrible grammer in that review but I was just mad. No one should do that.
I'll give a few.
I turned around and didn't see mother, so I knew she hadn't done it, and then I saw the cause of the noise.
Saw mother doing what? Describe to ensure understanding.
Then I felt nothing my body felt numb and I felt dizzy and nauseous
When I landed I didn't land on the hard pavement, but on something soft and comfortable.
You might want to put more physical descriptions on this because I was confused. Maybe your intent was to confuse the reader but only in what happen not what she was feeling. And a period is needed after nauseous.
I turned around to retrieve Barbadus when he had said something.
This sentence really confused me. I have no idea what you meant.
I looked at his dad and he bowed at the hip toward me. His fathers face looked pleased with Draco's new friend; me.
You might want to tell the reader that from the previous paragraph she deduced that he was Draco's father.
Great story by the way. Keep up the good work. You're a lot better at grammer, spelling, and punctuation than a lot of other authours I've read. And less random. I give it an eight. But my rating might improve with more plot development. I think I spelled that wrong.
Author's Response: Thanks but r u a moderator? And if they acepted my story wel they didnt think it was wrong. But thanks for the eight and thanks for the review Luv Ya
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
Post! Post! POST!!!! I love this story. So much. You have a great sense of the written word and human connections. I must read more.
Summary: It seemed so simple. Give a valentine card to a friend that you hope (if you dare admit it) just may be a little bit more than a friend someday soon. But nothing is ever that simple between the four of them, is it?
Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione as well as a good dose of many other familiar characters.
That is, by far, the funniest thing I have ever read. If I could give you a 1000 rating I would.
Where is the rest of the story? It cuts off.
Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
If I had a millon dollars, I'd buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress, that's cruel.
Author's Response: I love that song!
1st story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)
You ROCK! That was so funny. It reminded me of the bad apples you sometimes find in D/H ships. Don't those people know half the fun of that ship is them fighting their feelings? I'm reading all of your One-Shots. New Year was great too.
Author's Response: No, YOU rock! With all your wonderful reviews! I\'m not surprised it reminded you of some Hr/D stories... I hope you like my other one-shots!
Hermione sighed in relaxation. She was sitting in her favourite café, the cafe latte steaming cheerily on the small, round table as she immersed herself in the news of The Times. As she flipped a page, the newspaper folded annoyingly backwards and revealed the scenery beyond.
Hermione let out a piercing scream.
4th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shot (Check out my author page for more information)
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Perfect, which is what I've come to expect of you.
Author's Response: Thank you!
His knuckles were becoming white. Draco tried not to look down the cliff as he held on for dear life. He was hanging by the edge of his fingers now, his muscles vibrating with the effort of holding on. Searching for somewhere to fasten his footing and maybe crawl back up, his foot slipped as small stones glided down the vertical cliff, and he was left dangling, holding on by his wish to live. He could hear the sea crushing unceremoniously against the rocks bellow. They crashed imperviously with the stone, inviting him to their midst.
“I can’t reach you; you’re too far away...” she spoke softly.
5th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)
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I've got chills. Do you write original work too? If you do, I want to read it. I want to read all of it. You're too damn good to just write fanfiction. You're an artist.
Author's Response: No, I haven\'t done any original work. I\'m very flattered by your kind words! Thanks, madlucy88!
Summary: Hermione Granger, a young woman of 25, is dreading the child custody case she about to delve into.
It was typical, she thought, that he was late. Lack of commitment, lack of respect, lack of general concern. Yes, how typical. Their meeting was to start in four minutes and he had better to turn up on time.
She couldn’t believe she was here, though, in the first place. It was very typical of him to want to claim what was rightfully his, or whatever nonsense he had thrown her way the other day when he had contacted her. His sense of pride, possession and monopoly astounded her. And over a human being, at that?
Hermione sighed as she reached out for her purse, opened it and pulled out her wallet from which she produced a small photograph taken of her and Isabelle just a week after her birth. That she may have to part with her daughter, if only part time, was devastating.
6th story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)
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If you had dragged it on any longer I was going to scream. when they kissed I did scream. A perfect ten, yet again.
Author's Response: Well, I\'m glad you didn\'t think they got together too quickly then ;) Thank you again, madlucy88!