Penname: sarcastic hp lover [Contact]
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Hi! I love Harry Potter despite the name,(you can always count on me for a come back)I love to read/listen to music/watch movies.
Authors:J.K Rowling(No not the person who wrote Harry Potter!)((I was being sarcastic)),C.S Lewis,sharon creech,ann brashers,and many many more.

music :any thing as long as it sounds good.

movies:so many ,don't even ask,wait you didn't.


Any way to end it all...I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough** no obsession here*
I have just added my first fanfic It is called An evenful seventh year.

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I'll Hate You Forever (I Think) by kris250
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 1038]

Summary: Lily Evans and James Potter agreed on only one thing since they first met: they'll always hate each other. But after five years, James begins to see things, to see her, differently, and wants another chance. But Lily is one stubborn girl. Can he convince her that his feelings are real? Meanwhile, the pair is thrust into many different dangerous and humorous situations with their friends. Will it take a disaster to help Lily believe in true love? Or will a tragedy just push her farther away? How many times does James have to try before he stops messing up? Follows with the information provided by JKR, with some fun along the way.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 66757 Chapters: 56 Completed: Yes
11/09/04 Updated: 09/27/11

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 05/30/06 Title: Chapter 49: Invitations and Mutterings

they are so nervous this is going to be an interseting break. please update!


Love Blossoms Once More by mysteriousnight
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 191]

Summary: Hermione has been an Auror for three years. An almost usual mission forces her to dwell upon her painful past, and rethink her future. Takes place about six years after the trio leaves Hogwarts. Read and Review Please!

Note: Rated "Third to Fifth Year" just in case.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 20410 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
02/19/05 Updated: 07/13/06

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 07/13/06 Title: Chapter 13: Epilogue

I really like this story. It was great, Good writing

Author's Response: Thank you for your review and your compliments!


Loathing or Love? by Miss Radcliffe
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 406]

Summary: Lily Evans loathes James Potter. She loathes him with a passion everyone in Hogwarts knows about. But during her 7th year, Lily begins to ask herself, is it loathing, or is it something else? Read as feelings and the lives of Lily, James, and their friends unfold.


Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 37186 Chapters: 24 Completed: No
02/25/05 Updated: 06/16/07

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 07/10/06 Title: Chapter 13: And Girls Will Be Girls

Let me guess? Is he buying the necklace? That was just a stab in the dark(Tiny hint of sarcasm.) I really would enjoy more chapters*hint*.

Author's Response: Of course you\'ll get more chapters, but I think this is about as fast as you\'re gonna get \'em. I submitted this chapter right after the last one was okayed and it took this long for the mods to validate it. There\'s a huge queue and it takes a while to be posted because of that. I\'ll update as soon as i can!


The Shoe Box by ColorsOfTheWind
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: A cute little one shot I dreamed up. Remus Lupin finds a box of James' old poems and gives them to Harry to read.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1114 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/19/05 Updated: 03/19/05

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 03/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Yeah...that was not healthy. But i loved it!! obsession was my favorite or maybe it was the sheer irony of the poem


Lessons by Hallie Black
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 263]

Summary: Professor Sprout has just given 7th year Gryffindors a new project, where the class, divided in pairs, has to raise a rare plant. What’s gonna happen when Lily finds out who her partner is? And how will she survive in his sole company?

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 18396 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
10/13/05 Updated: 06/10/06

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 06/10/06 Title: Chapter 7: The end… or not?

i really like it you should write a sequel to this fanfic!!


Summary: James Potter: Marauder. Lily Evans: Prefect. They're both seventh years at Hogwarts. They're also about to have a pretty interesting year--complete with a few detentions, pranks, confusion, and laughter--in which they get through school, make some trouble and maybe, just maybe, sort out their feelings for each other.

Thanks to all you who have made it possible for this story to be in the Top Tens. It was a very happy moment when I first saw my story on the list, and I love being able to go back and see it there now. Still. Yay!

Throughout the latter half of 2010, and the first half of 2011, I re-edited this story. The changes were mostly to fix stray (and annoying) grammar and spelling errors, but also to rework some plot points in an effort to stay truer to canon. I also updated the style; having written this story so long ago, my writing has definitely developed (and I would say gotten better), so I edited to reflect that. (I apologize for the errors that were in the story before all this editing. I found them immensely distressing when I reread my chapters. Heartbreaking, really.)

Big “thank yous” go to the three people who helped edit/nitpick the first edition of this novel: violagirl, fairiesandcream, and Omagus.
And yes, this story is up on under the penname: Io.Sono.Emilia.
Of course, as a disclaimer, I’m not JK Rowling. The Potterverse does not belong to me, but I am in it and love it.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 158315 Chapters: 50 Completed: Yes
10/28/05 Updated: 07/23/07

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 08/24/06 Title: Chapter 27: This November Day

Go Sirius!!!!Liked This was good.I really liked the part about your nose itches...Working hard on my story. And it really does stink when youre hand falls asleep.

Author's Response: Haha. Thanks. Sirius is great. He\'s a lovely fool. :-) I hate when that happens too, as I already mentioned. Hehe.

Author's Response: Keep working on the story!

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 06/08/06 Title: Chapter 20: In Which Lily and James Have a Conversation

This chapter was great! It makes me wonder what happens to sirius to land him in the tub. Can't wait to read the next chapter.

Author's Response: Like I said on that other review: \"Oh the cleverness of me!\" Everyone wants to know about what\'s going to happen to Sirius. Mauahaha

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 08/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Unbelievable Head

I would love it if you would help with my story sorry that i can't be more help with presents i have troble shopping for my mom any way i'll try to dive in my imagination for you. I like what that other revewer said about something suggestive from sirius for lily and james remus should get something special.for sirius nikea sorry if i spelled that wrong i suck at spelling.anyway umm i have me idea for any one ellse though sorry.

Author's Response: I don\'t mind about the presents. I\'ll figure some out. It should be okay. I\' it out. Hehe. Remus does get something special. I\'m rather proud of it myself. Haha. Use the email on my bio page and I\'ll help you with whatever. I\'ve no problem with it. :-)

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 06/28/06 Title: Chapter 22: More Bad News

Oh wonderful Nikeia has been attacked!
(note sarcasm) this is probably why sirius ends up getting sumerged in a bath. any way can't wait for the next chapter.

Author's Response: You\'re penname is true to your attitude. (note: I love sarcasm too). dingdingding!!! First one to get it! *claps*

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 11/04/06 Title: Chapter 33: Nikeia's Story

Hello Me back an i am almost weeping it is sooo sad and sweet and...idk and MY COMPUTER IS FIXED!FINALLY!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: *GASP* I love it when my computer gets fixed too. Haha. I\'m glad you liked the chapter

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 09/11/06 Title: Chapter 29: Before the Ball

AAAAAAAWWWWWWW what a cute chapter i liked the idea of the shutter-uppers that was a great idea i apologize for being a way fo soo long.i was on vacation!well on m story i'm sorta changing the entire concept but the same characters.i loved this chapter! go you! it was great. keep it coming.

Author's Response: Hehe. thanks. the shutter-uppers I got from my Whenever you need me to go over those chapters, send em.

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 08/17/06 Title: Chapter 26: Coming Out of It

Thank You Thank You I'm smart aren't i? any way good chapter yay Sirius has been ducked but i'ma little angry cause i can't get my story validated you know some one who could help me... sorry off topic any way i loved james in this chapter and sirius.Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: \'Yes, yes you\'re very smart\" to qoute from the Princess Bride. Hehe. Is it not getting validated because of grammer and such, or is it just taking along time? If you want, I can over it for you and find anything wrong. Otherwise I\'m not sure. Thanks, I\'m glad Sirius and James were good. I love them too. :-)


From Abomination to Adoration by grape_2010
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 609]

Summary: What caused Lily to loathe James and James to loathe Lily? How did they come to fall in love? What bumps and bruises did they acquire along the way? From hexing to comforting, this is the way it all started. Endure dangers and hardships, perplexity and mind games, and matters of the heart.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 66511 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
11/15/05 Updated: 12/06/06

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 07/07/06 Title: Chapter 1: Prelude: Nasty Beginnings

WHY would she kiss snape WILLINGLY that just...thats I don't have a word. It was interesting this is a whole new take on things now i have no idea what's gonna happen. good twist but that scared me

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 09/21/06 Title: Chapter 22: Age Catching Up

Oh i loved it i liked this chapter yyou do a great job of showing voldemort's evilness. good job keep it comin'.

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 07/10/06 Title: Chapter 17: Shifted Winds, Turned Sails: A Changed Direction

that was not expected That was a very good chapter I was waiting for the huge conflict.Great work.

Author's Response: Thank you. :)

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 05/30/06 Title: Chapter 13: Excrutio Venenum

This fic is great. I can't wait to see what James does. I've read To Kill a Mocking Bird and it is a great book. I liked the way you incorperated it into the story great job!

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 05/30/06 Title: Chapter 13: Excrutio Venenum

This fic is great. I can't wait to see what James does. I've read To Kill a Mocking Bird and it is a great book. I liked the way you incorperated it into the story great job!

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 08/08/06 Title: Chapter 19: Meetings of the Damned

AH!please update such a good chapter once again.


Summary: It's Lily Evans and James Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts and they're just friends. Nothing else. Or so Lily thinks...but thanks to Lily's best friend Jackie, as well as the the Marauders, it's not going to be that simple. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the comedy of errors that was Lily and James' relationship.

A/N: whoo-hoo! chapter four's up!! another long and slightly pointless chapter, but now you guys know why the effect of dumby's charm was so strong to lily. anyway, next chappie should be finished and submitted soon, so keep on reading and reviewing!


Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12949 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
01/06/06 Updated: 07/10/06

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 06/04/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Four

Yay! sarcasm i love it . ( no really .)
Any way good chapter hurry and update.

Author's Response: hahaha, i like your penname, i love sarcasm too. i\'m glad you liked the chapter, i did too! thanks for reading (and reviewing)!


Summary: This is not your typical love story. It begins in the summer before James' and Lily's seventh year. Lily gets a letter from Remus about Dumbledore's surprising choice for Head Boy. Is Lily happy about this choice? Will James finally win Lily over in the last year that he has left? Read to find out more!

Last chapter in queue!!!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 29513 Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes
03/16/06 Updated: 08/07/06

Reviewer: sarcastic hp lover Signed
Date: 05/30/06 Title: Chapter 9: Rachel and Remus!?

Aww.How cute. Can't wait for the next chapter.

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