Some Things About Me:
My Favorite Things To Do: Read fan fiction, dance in toe-shoes, read in general, go on the internet, pretend I have a Brittish accent, write in my diary, quote spells, pet my cats, write stories, sing in the shower, battle dragons (aka my mother), daydeam, pretend unicorns are real, and so much more......
Family: I have two cats, six little sisters. Mom and Dad. We also house Dobby and Jar Jar Binks, the two most annoying c.g.i charcters to ever come into existance (you may also call them twin brothers).
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Tv show(s): Star Trek, Stargate S.G.1, and, just recently, Lost.
Me: If I were to use a name for myself it would be bookworm. I am expertally trained in the usage of bookmarks and the Library. Here are a few books I recomend:
Pride & Prejudice: One of the most romantic stories of all time. I loved it. Before you go reading it, however, I sugest you watch the movie (2005 version is recomended). It'll help you understand things better. Just a warning, ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE OLDER THAN 15 SHOULD READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The reason being is that it uses long flowery terms, like "ardentally". Who would've known it meant passionataly? (I am using it in the terms that Mr. Darcy said when he said "I admire and love you ardentally."). I (tried) read Sense & Sensibility when I was tweleve, and was bored out of my skull. You have been warned.
Hello People! I just got my first pair of toe shoes!! I am a ballet dancer, so this is reallllly exciting for me. My feet disagree. They are sore, to say the least. Today I was dancing in them, and I was rubbing against the shoe. The result is that they are cut and bleeding. Three cheers for pain!! (updated 5/24/06)
P.S. I'll occasionally write a few things in here.
I laughed my ________ off!!! (use your imagination) Go Mary Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summary: A Shakespearean Parody featuring the Marauders.
Author applies Shakespeare's style of play writing and massacred some of the great play-wright's famous soliloquys too.
I give thee evil laughter on Snivellus's fate,
Oh, him I do hate!
Though James should not tease him so,
He can be such a git you know!
Author's Response: *lol* couldn\'t have said it better :)
Rated: [Reviews - ]
*Waves hands in the air*
Isn't it fun to be a girl? A fell bad for the guys. To put up with Maj takes a long lost skill. And I like your story too much to pay anyone to kill you.
Author's Response: Glad to know it! Thanks for the reviews!
I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People just don't write humor stories like they used to. And now, your free psychiatric counselling review.
Using my ability to eat cheese pizza, I will look into your mind.............................
You are actually a hillbillyfromspace! I'm impressed. 1-666-867-5309 when you add it up will be the number of years you have till you get chicken flu. You're allergic to lawyers and empty pop cans. That is all.
Author's Response: *GASP* How did you know about my allergies?? Seriously, though, thanks for the review and counseling!
Hello, me again. I was bored, so I decided to think. That led to some very serious questions like a.) Why is the sky green, or b.) How can I tap dance in snow shoes. After that I decided to stop thinking, so I wrote this review instead. In fact, I have decided to annoy you by writing a review for ever chapter. Yes, I agree, the Dark Side tends to be cooler, but good has to win or else Snape will whine about it. And we don't want that, do we ( Last time he did, Dumbledore got killed) ?
Author's Response: Yes, you are correct, Snape is a pain-in-the-butt whiner. Thanks for the feedback!
Maj sounds like one of my cousins, who could be described in two words: Total Hippie (TH) Now you may say being a TH isn't a bad thing, in which case, shut up. Now where was I? Oh yes. I must be insane because I hate coffee. And I hope you like lawyers because my mother is one. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*evilness requirement fufiled*
Author's Response: *evilness-requirement-fulfilling noted and rewarded with a cookie*
Ah, pinball. Pinball, pinball, pinball. What a lovely instument of perfection. And Graffiti. How I love them! Ok, sarcasam was never my fine point, but still. Uh, Let me guess who the demon face was.............. YOUR SPLIT PERSONALLITY THAT IS A MEAT EATER!!!!!
I'm sorry, I had too much sugar today.
P.S. Yes, I am a veggitarian (It would help if I could spell it. I just call myself "The Veggie Lover").
Author's Response: I forgot to annouce the cancellation of the Evil Face contest! *facepalm* Oops. But you get a cookie for trying.
Professor E. dresses like my mom's high school crush. Trust me, I have seen a picture of him and her on a date. Welcome to the endless underworld of cheesy eightys that was her life. EKKKKKKKKKKK!
Thats all for now. I hope you live. I rather enjoy our one-sided conversations.
Author's Response: Hey, I like the eighties! Don\'t diss them! Although, to be fair, I wasn\'t actually *alive* during the eighties...
How I love watching educational movies about them!
That is all.
Author's Response: Educational movies...about food fights. Hmm.
*Waves Hands in the air*
Author's Response: Woo! *waves hand energetically back*
Summary: Runner-up for the QuickSilver Quills Award, categ. Best Alternate Universe
“No matter the time or place, people should never call their child Marie-Antoinette. There is no happiness in this world for a girl called Marie-Antoinette.”
1983. In a world where Voldemort has won the First War, where hope has fled from an Earth moaning under the Dark Lord's iron hand, marriages are broken and others are arranged in order to preserve the sacred purity of blood. James Potter loses his wife; now they have to find another for him.
Another review from me!
PLEASE WRITE MORE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BUG YOU UNTIL YOU DO.
With sugar on top?
*wonders if authors can take out restraining orders on eager fans*
Anyway, I really love this story. Marie-Antoinette is great. She isn't perfect, but she does try.
I can see you getting the restraining orders out. *sigh*
Author's Response: I\'M TRYING HONESTLY I AM BUT I\'M CURRENTLY WRITING FOUR STORIES AT THE SAME TIME!
With sugar on top?... OK. Just add a cherry.Great line: \"Marie-Antoinette isn\'t perfect, but she does try.\" Wonderful line!
About the restraining thing... You know, I\'m crazy too. :)
*Still bugging and being restrained by rows of police officers*
Author's Response: *Still writing as fast as she can without her fingers falling off*
YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY SISTER CAN GIVE MASSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (though I'm told I'm pretty good too)
I WILL WORK 24/7 IF YOU KEEP UPDATING THAT FAST!!!!!
I guess all that bugging paid off. ;)
*going into hysterics AGAIN*
I LOVE THE WORLD AND PROMISE TO MAKE MARIE-ANTOINETTE SOME POETRY ABOUT HER LIFE IF YOU KEEP UPDATING QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie-Antoinette may not be perfect but she tries,
And hopes that no one can see the tears she cries.
She goes to the gallows with her head held high,
She is a caged bird that longs to fly.
Tell me I make up crappy poetry and I will agree.
Author's Response: Hey, I don\'t know about your poetry, I\'m used to French poetry... Baudelaire, Mallarmé and Co... But I\'m still pretty impressed!... Don\'t forget to actually READ the chapter once it\'s accepted =D
And yes, the bugging paid off :)
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
*Bugging and is restrained*
Author's Response: You almost forgot! I was worried about you!
Did I spell "caged" wrong?
*now offically going to whine/ read crappy poetry the author's ears off*
Hey, if I bug you enough, will you put my horrible poetry in one of your chapters?
Author's Response: I don\'t think you spelled \"caged\" wrong. Looks correct to me.
Please, no whining and no crappy poetry, pleasepleaseplease! That\'s not what\'s going to make me write any faster!Maybe I\'ll put your poetry in an A/N... If you\'re a good girl... (*sniggers evilly*)
Author's Response: Huh?
Don't ask about that last reiew. It was an accident.
Author's Response: ...Oh.
You did it! Another chapter (heaven forbid)!!!!
You are now my all time favorite writer!!! *Hysterics subside* I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! *Hysterics start again*
I LOVE MARIE-ANTOINETTE TOO!!!!
And the story, plot line, ect.
Author's Response: *big, big, BIG stupid grin*
Your all time favourite writer?! WOW!! Hysterics are about to start as well... I hope the chapter lives up to your expectations! Thanks a lot!
You are forgiven. I think.
Will you add more to Marie-Antoinette if I become your personal valet for life?
*cherry added on top*
And mention your story in my fanfic (still working on it)?
*LOTS of sprinkels are added. Blue, for Marie-Antoinette*
Author's Response: I\'m working on chapter 2 right now. Satisfied? :) the idea of having a personal valet for life is really appealing... Can you massages?
I liked the begining. You go girl! I have a little joke to share with you. My name (I am being dead serious. If you look on my profile you will see that my name "Annie" is only a nick name. My mother wouldn't let me put my real name) is Antoinette-Marie. Isn't that a hoot? Another serious joke\fact: my father and my sister can't spell my name! It trully is a curse!
Author's Response: Strange, how those things happen, eh? Your name\'s not very common, is it? Are you French or...? Because I am (though my name\'s NOT Marie-Antoinette, or Antoinette-Marie), otherwise I wouldn\'t have thought of that idea for a story... and you must be the first Antoinette-Marie I have ever heard of.
As I have for a principle to at least MENTION the story while answering a review... I\'ll merely say I\'m happy you liked my beginning. How stunningly original.