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Real name: Lyndsie
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Hi.... I'm Lyndsie. I really love reading fanfics... especially humor, Post Hogwarts, AU, and Mauder's Era. I don't write HP fanfic.... but like I said before, I LOVE to read it!
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Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 11/02/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Unfair!!!

hehe this is hilarious so far..... congrats on winning the Quill Award.... i can see why :)

Author's Response: Thanks - I think the story gets better as it goes on so hopefully you\'ll continue to enjoy it furthur!

 
Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 11/02/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two: An Evil Plan

"It appears that young Harry here has inherited Voldemort's obsession ... with marshmallows."

Author's Response: Indeed he has, poor kid.

 

Summary: Mere weeks after OOTP's end, we find Harry in his room. He is unwilling to do anything but lie in bed, demoralized by the loss of Sirius. That is until he receives a letter. This is an AU fiction with some anghst and pairings of Hermione/Ron and Ginny/Harry. Humor is my primary focus however. Story complete. There is a sequel: "The Deepest, Most-Desired Wish." You can find it in the Dark/ Angsty section.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Violence

Word count: 55076 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/17/05 Updated: 03/14/06


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 04/25/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Letter

I would say overall that I really enjoyed this story. I liked how you made Harry immature and unable to cope- like how he was in the OotP. I laughed when I read it because I realized how much of a four-year-old he was acting in OotP. It was funny I thought... and I loved the title!

Author's Response: Thank you for the review. I\'m glad you found it amusing and I hope you\'ll read the sequel. It\'s dark instead of humour, but it follows the same AU storyline.

 

Summary: Harry, heavy with the summer's grief and his future's burden, begins his final year at Hogwarts. He will hide something from his two best friends, but he isn't the only one keeping secrets; there's a mysterious organization on the rise, and Hogwarts is under fire from the public. The truth about the past will be revealed, while secrets of the present are hidden, and Harry must struggle to find his own sense of morality, all while knowing that his destiny is to kill. SEQUEL to Harry's Sixth Year. This story is PRE-HBP

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 112805 Chapters: 41 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/26/05 Updated: 09/14/06


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 05/06/06 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 – Last Year at Hogwarts

I loved this chapter! It's romantic but not too much so. :) I think it's very cool that you're having Harry and Katie getting engaged! The story's great so far!

 

Harry Potter and the Darkest Hour by Stormy
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 358]

Summary: Harry is entering his 6th year at Hogwarts. NEWT classes, Quidditch and a new DADA teacher all add up to a seemingly normal year. But what is Voldemort up to now? Where are his Death Eaters? Tortures and killings have started, but how much of it is all just a decoy in the great scheme of things? This time, Harry must leave the comfort of his friends and face his darkest fear.


Featured story April, May and June 2006 and nominated for the Quill Awards!

The final chapter is now up! The sequel has been submitted! Please R/R!


Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 56770 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/05/05 Updated: 06/28/05


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 04/29/06 Title: Chapter 20: The End of the Beginning

This story was wonderful!!! I loved it, it's probably the best alternate version to the 6th book that ever read! The Azkaban scene was great, extremely exciting. I can't wait for the sequel!

Author's Response: The sequel is now up and chapters are being added all the time :) I\'m so pleased you like it though and as for being the best AU 6th year fic you\'ve read... lol, thanks!!!

 

After the Die is Cast by Mudblood428
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 596]

Summary: Since the tragedy at the Astronomy Tower, Harry has become an even more formidable wizard, but a shocking revelation may mean the difference between life and death for The Boy Who Lived. It is the final stage of Harry's quest to destroy Lord Voldemort - can he save the Wizarding World and those he loves from the treachery of the Dark Lord... and also save himself? [Action takes place in media res towards the end of Harry's Seventh Year at Hogwarts (Post-HBP).]

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 72692 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/28/05 Updated: 01/07/07


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 04/30/06 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter Ten: Debts Repaid

This was great! I can't wait until the next chapter!

 
Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 04/30/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Cursum Perficio

Love it so far!!! It's really exciting.

 
Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 06/09/06 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter Eleven: Two Serpents

AWWWW..... Harry DIED!!! haha..... ne ways, This chapter was GREAT!!!! I'm really glad that you're doing another chapter. Keep up the good work!

 

Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2103 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/16/05 Updated: 10/16/05


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 04/25/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

This was great! This was exactly how I pictured Harry's visit to his parent's graves to be in book 7. Beautifully done!

 

Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns

Episode 9 is up!

*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****

"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”

“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.

“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.

“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 21269 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
01/11/06 Updated: 01/13/07


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 08/20/06 Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 - It was Love at First Sight

I think this is very funny..... haha Voldemort is obsessed with Luna......

 

Truths Unwritten by Astrid Skywalker
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 39]

Summary: From the writer of Clair De Lune... Follow James, Lily, Sirius, Remus, and Peter through their seventh and final year at Hogwarts. Sinister schemes and crazed fiascoes ensue, and of course, who can resist a little romance? Rated 3rd-5th years for language.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7934 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
03/14/06 Updated: 07/12/06


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 07/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Ye Merrye Marauders

Great story! Can't wait for the next update!

Author's Response: Thanks! :D

 

Summary: Harry faces his final and most difficult year at Hogwarts, will he come through the year with his NEWTs or more importantly, with his life?



All reviews will be replied to so please review us
Chapter 11, The Meeting should have been Chapter 10 and Chapter 10, Confession Confection should have been 10 so I have swapped them

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 14797 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
04/03/06 Updated: 07/31/07


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 08/27/06 Title: Chapter 7: The Wrath Of Molly

Great chapter... update soon!

Author's Response: *bows deeply* Thank you... Will do
Love Minnie

 

Cupid's Liquid Arrows by moonbeamfairy16
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 153]

Summary: What happens when Fred and George test a love potion on Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Trouble happens of course!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 12545 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/17/06 Updated: 11/04/06


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 05/14/06 Title: Chapter 5: Two Truths and a Cure

This story is great so far! Can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: i\'m actually gunna get my next chapter beta-ed!! lol. so it\'ll be up when it can.

 

Life is But A Dream by Pondering
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 145]

Summary: When Sirius passes through the veil, he ends up in the Realm of Dreams. He manages to wake up. But when he wakes up, it’s the 30th of October 1981. The past fourteen years have never happened. He has a chance. Will it all be for naught?



Note: The word count for the story is incorrect, it should read around 21096 words. I arrived at this amount by adding the word count for the individual chapters together.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death

Word count: 24276 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
05/10/06 Updated: 10/17/07


Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 11/04/06 Title: Chapter 4: IV. Don't Forget to Scream

This is great...... keep up the good work! :)

 
Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 07/12/06 Title: Chapter 1: I. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Ah ever since I've read this story a couple months ago I've been waiting for the next chapter to come out!!! I love the concept that you've come up with for the story and hope that future chapters will be just as good!!!!!!!!

 
Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 05/14/06 Title: Chapter 1: I. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

This story is great so far! I love how you put Loona's mother into the story, and the having Sirius go back in time... that's really cool! Can't wait for the next chapter!

 
Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 09/13/07 Title: Chapter 7: VII: Tampering With Time

Great story!!! :)

Author's Response: thanks! :)

 
Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 08/17/06 Title: Chapter 2: II. Gently Down the Stream

I'm very glad that this chapter got accepted.... I was great. Can't wait for the next chapter!

 
Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 08/17/06 Title: Chapter 2: II. Gently Down the Stream

Opps.... sorry about the comment that I just left..... I meant "It was great" not "I was great" :P

 
Reviewer: Rictemsempra Signed
Date: 10/01/06 Title: Chapter 3: III. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily

INTENSE!!!!!!! :) Great chapter.

Author's Response: Thanks for your review. :)

 
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