Summary: Some animals are more familiar than others -- this is the story of how Severus Snape acquired his familiar. This story is a one-shot prequel to Master of Enchantment and will make more sense if you read MoE first.
lol, you have sooooo many hilarious one-liners in here it's GREAT! Next year, when I'm doing duo-improvisation with a friend of mine on our speech team, I'm so going to try to use them whenever they fit.
Summary: In the wake of the Final Battle, the Order has opened Headquarters to house its youngest members during a summer of Ministry-sponsored social events. With Snape as a chaperone, and engaged to another woman, the advent of a busy Hermione, determined to see her friends in love-matches, can only be a recipe for disaster.
::faints of pure and utter joy::
Pride and Predjudice is my favorite book/movie/everything in the whole wide world, universe, and everywhere.
I'm also very joyful that you didn't kill off Stormy, therefore causing me to kill you.
I just wish Snape/Remus would get over themselves and make a move on Hermione/Tonks!!!!! ARGH!!!
Oh, you also remember how I'd stayed up all night reading this? Well, I have a mucho funny story about what happened after I finally went to sleep, if you feel like hearing it.
Author's Response: Oh, do tell your story! I love stories. I, too, love P&P, and the 2005 movie is my current \"comfort\" movie; it used to be Love Actually.
Finally Severus is coming to his senses!
Took him long enough!
Love your story, love you, love everything(especially Neville)
Oh, P.S. Muchos gracias for giving Neville some well-deserved romance. I promise, I am going to marry that boy...
Author's Response: And feel free to use the Contact Author thing to e-mail me.
Do you realize that you have the BEST timing in the world for putting out chapters?
I mean, seriously. You put one out on my first day of fresman year, you put one out the day I had a headache, and now you put one out right before I go to my first swing dance class!
Seriously, I think we just might be psychicly connected or something.
It would be so awesome to be psychicly connected to you.
Huh. I just looked on Word and that's actually the right way to spell psychicly. Doesn't look it, does it?
ANYWAY, love your story, put me in a GREAT mood for my class
Oh my goodness, you're terrible!!! You almost gave me a heart attack with that thing at the beginning where you said Stormy died!
Anyway, loved the story, and I definitely share LariLee's sentiments about the speed of your writing
Also, I hoped you enjoyed my embaressing little story about what happened after I stayed up all night reading this :D
Ok, cha kno vat? My comp has decided to go all stupid on me, and won't let me do that contact author thing, so I'm just gonna write it on here.
Ok, so after I stayed up aaaaaaall night reading this entire story, I finally went to bed around 8:15 and woke up around 12. Now here comes the funny part. When I went to sleep I was in a maaaaaaaaaajorly HP state of mind, so of course I dreamt about it. The thing was, I was still sort of in the dream when I woke up, so when I opened my eyes and everything was blurry, I came to the obvious conclusion that Dark Wizards had stolen my glasses, and I had to use my portable DVD player to get Percy Weasly to come and help me find my glasses.
I was tearing up my room for about fifteen minutes with that DVD player before I looked at the bed again and saw that my glasses had been lying next to me while I slept. Yeah. I'm smart.
Anyway, that story amused all of my friends to no end, so I thought you'd like to hear it. After the embarrasment's worn off a bit, I think I'll laugh quite a bit at it too.
Is it possible to marry a story?
Seriously, cause I want to marry your stories.
You're amayzing, lovey, really.
And this completely made my day, too. I just started my freshman year, and already on day 2 I have a headache and am soooooo tired, but your story just makes it all go away.
You taunt me so cruelly with these evil cliffys!
Author's Response: I\'m so ashamed! No, really! ;)
My goodness your stories are more addicting than meth.
I just stayed up all night right before I have to spend a day cleaning and then go to a late-night play, and I really don't care cause your storys are so friggin amayzing.
Would it be too presumptuous of me to say that I love you?
Author's Response: It\'s undoubtedly a lack of sleep, my dear, but by all means, say you love me. Authors can never get enough of that praise & love stuff. I\'m so pleased to know that I have brought some pleasure to your life.
Oh, P.S. If you kill off Stormy, I just might have to kill off you. In a loving way, of course.
Author's Response: Of course ;)
Do you realize how frustrating you can be, or does it just come to you?!
YOU LEFT ME HANGIN!
Summary: Hermione wants to learn Occlumency, but Snape isn't known for doing favors out of sheer kindness. Both may learn something unexpected before it's all over...
This is a Book Five canon fic, hopefully fun and poignant. Enjoy.
That is.....very slightly disturbing!
I have to admit, it was a bit amusing to hear the potions master telling Hermione to masturbate, but STILL.
He was telling Hermione TO MASTURBATE
Author's Response: *shrugs* Well, it was about time, don\'t you think? Particularly since it was bothering her so much. Besides, at least he was cool enough to call it \"jilling off.\" :P
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
I just have to say that this is one of the best fanfics.
Monty Python, the Princess Bride, POWER RANGERS!
How could I not love it?
Although it's a little obvious to me how the last chappy will go, but I'm just hoping that I'm wrong so I can be surprised :)
Author's Response: Thank you soooooo much! I love seeing fellow Python fans. Over Thanksgiving break, I saw Power Rangers for the first time! Whoopy-doodles! When chapter six gets posted, please tell me if you were right! I\'m dying to find out!
Summary: In post-war England, the Ministry of Magic is closing Azkaban Prison, and prisoners are being released to family members. What will happen to Severus Snape, who has no family? Hermione Granger has a notion of what can be done.
AH! I LOVE IT! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Goodness, you are my favorite writer in the entire fandom. You always make me smile from ear to ear. Never stop writing Snape.
Summary: Non-compliant with both HBP and DH. An annoying event causes Hermione to choose to spend the Christmas break in seventh year away from her best friends, but Dumbledore feels she needs someone to watch over her. How will Hermione react to the appearance of the Potions master on her doorstep -- and how will they interact when cooped up alone together for days on end2006 SS/HG Winter Exchange on Live Journal, for the prompt: A weekend alone for Hermione in the Granger?s residence. Suddenly the Potions master turns up on her door step. For whom the bell rings, it rings for you.
I have to say...you surpass yourself every time. EVERY TIME!
Sometimes I think that I might've found a story as good or better than one of yours, but then I come back to yours and you just blow me away!!
If human and fanfiction were able to mate, I'd be married to this with ten kids. And I don't really like kids. That is how much I love it.
Keep up the amayzing (that's right, you're so amazing, you get a Y added to it) work