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Summary: Past Featured StoryGiving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 29400 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 07/25/05


Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 07/03/06 Title: Chapter 5: Badgering Bellatrix

i agree but i think draco malfoy is hotter

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 07/03/06 Title: Chapter 6: Prongs' Potion

good story that was* in best yoda voice* especally the part with the arses

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 07/03/06 Title: Chapter 7: Quidditch, Marauder Style

i'm jewish and it's july other than that good story

 

Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3511 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/11/04


Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 05/16/06 Title: Chapter 2: The Marauders

cool

 

Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?

NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5282 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/25/04


Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 05/29/06 Title: Chapter 2: I have no luck

HOW OLD ARE THEY I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT!

 

Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4502 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/24/04 Updated: 11/24/04


Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 10/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls

smoker ginny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05


Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Crazy Partys and Evil Plots

cool

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: Parvati's Revenge

again cool i like monkeys too

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 6: An Inopportune Time to Act Out of Character

ohhh... ron in trobowle write more

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 7: Stuck to a shelf in a pink dress

harry and pariviti are you saying ...no he likes ginny right?

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 7: Stuck to a shelf in a pink dress

harry and pariviti are you saying ...no he likes ginny right?

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 8: Trouble in the Dragon's Lair

ha i was right i'm really smart take that bowl boy ( dude from my class who is my nemises or one of them)

 

Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1772 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/04 Updated: 12/19/04


Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 07/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

now that was great and nice too,
now pwease lisen too my revew,
it could've used something with ginny,
and everyone looking at herms but was funny,
also the vernon ass thing too ,
now write more before i kill you

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 07/03/06 Title: Chapter 3: Part 3

is it over?

 

Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3994 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/04 Updated: 05/28/06


Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/24/06 Title: Chapter 1: The School of Insane Students

funny write more

Author's Response: Thanks. I will.

 

I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/24/06 Title: Chapter 3: Likely and Unlikely Pairs

i love the diary parts it's soooo cool mabe ron or harry should have a diary

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/24/06 Title: Chapter 4: Who Would've Thought

yay it's cool now! and do you like cream cheese, butter, or jam on your bagesl if you like bagels?

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/24/06 Title: Chapter 5: Two down...

i do not want to think of number 5 on things i don't like

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/24/06 Title: Chapter 6: The Plan

cool harry's bi. is that how you spell bi ?anyway and what will you do about the malfoy thing?

 
Reviewer: seeka blood Signed
Date: 06/24/06 Title: Chapter 7: Bagels

so that what pansy means i didn't know i use words i know anyway great chapter

 
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