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Muggle Island by Trivia Camlee
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary:

How many people does it take to cause a ruckus? Four: The three Dursleys, and a Ministry of Magic official. The Dursleys have no boat to get off the island in the first book, so a Magic official arrives to help them. Let the chaos, begin.

Note: language warning just to be safe- there are no real swears in here

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 2796 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/08 Updated: 01/22/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 12/16/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chocolate Cake

This is a quietly amusing story. I can't wait to read the rest of it!

Author's Response: Thank you for your comments! I'm glad you find it amusing :)

 

Booty by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: History of Magic class can actually be interesting if you just mishear Professor Binns!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1048 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/08 Updated: 12/09/08


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 12/09/08 Title: Chapter 1: Booty

Ah, the minds of teenagers! This is one of the most realistic fan fics I've ever read!

Author's Response: Wow! Thank you very much! The realism compliment means a lot to me!

 

Snape Didn't Die by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary:

Winner of the First-Annual Ravenclaw Quicksliver Quill Award for Best Humor, Wittiest Writing!


Snape didn't die, he simply joined the Witness Relocation Program. A funny slogan for an avatar, but what if some crazed author somewhere decided to write the story behind it?

On the run from all those who would want to see his head on a platter, Severus Snape is put through a series of tests. But between scantily-clad Ministry agents, seeing-eye elves, and an all-witch school and all the drama that goes along with it, he is beginning to wonder how much worse the alternative would really be.

Happy Birthday, Chante'!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 39652 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
12/23/08 Updated: 06/18/11


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 01/10/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 The Best Laid Plans

I think you have a good start on this, and you've really got a handle on Snape's character. Keep it up! I want to know what happens!

Author's Response: Thank you! I did my best to keep Snape in character, but he has been fighting me the entire way. But this story is going to stay the course until one of us is dead!

 

A Marauder's Cliche by KDTheRavenclaw
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 38]

Summary: What happens when our favorite foursome, plus Lily, Snape, and of course some impossibly perfect OCs return to Hogwarts for their 7th year? Why, absolute bucketfuls of drama, angst, tears, jealousy, unrealistic events, and cheesy, cheesy dialogue! Also staggering amounts of random insanity. You have been warned.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2915 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
12/30/08 Updated: 02/28/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 04/13/09 Title: Chapter 2: Unexpected Confrontations

Ah, the wonderful cliched Marauders! Major plot points or no, please update some time in the current lunar cycle... unless Remus is resting...

Author's Response: Remus is fine and dandy, but KD is resting. I got tonsillitis a few weeks ago and I'm still trying to get caught up with college stuff. But chapter 3 is coming!

 

Voldemort hearts Chudley by voldiexx
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: What do you when you're a Dark Lord who can't kill anyone? Ever since his last Avada Kedavra went so horribly wrong, Voldemort just can't bring himself to sling another one. In his long journey back to emotional health, Voldemort must battle post-traumatic stress disorder, learn about religion, and, finally, realize that love really does conquer all. Just not exactly the kind of love Dumbledore had in mind...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 3358 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/09 Updated: 02/04/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 01/14/09 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

You have a good start, and I like the way you've characterized Peter. Keep writing!

 

Truth Be Told by Hyacinthe
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Ever since Remus Lupin came to Hogwarts, his friends knew he had a dark secret, and in time, they found out what it was. But what did the future Marauders think Remus' secret was before then? They couldn't've guessed it the first time...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6249 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
01/08/09 Updated: 01/25/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 01/14/09 Title: Chapter 1: New Transfer Student

I think you've worked the characters well in this, and the last statement was so ludicrous that I can't imagine how this can get funnier... but I suppose it will.

Author's Response: Thank you! It gets pretty silly.

 
Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 01/26/09 Title: Chapter 2: Moaning Myrtle

Oh... my... god... They are such idiots!

I am enjoying Jayson's character. It's nice for Sirius to have some competition.

Author's Response: Thanks! I like Jayson a lot too :D

 

Summary: For all of you who don’t remember, Bob Ogden was the guy who Dumbledore got a memory from in book 6 about the Gaunts (see chapter 10 of Half-Blood Prince). I was rereading the 6th book, and I thought it would be fun to write a story of Ogden’s many unfortunate experiences during his job in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Read his humorous diary and see for yourself all the frustrating people he’s forced to deal with on a daily basis.

Disclaimer: All my credit to J.K. Rowling, whose characters and world I borrowed for this story. Janis, however, is a character of mine. And Icklebob and Jugdy are not real, either (except in this story).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2179 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/16/09 Updated: 01/18/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 01/19/09 Title: Chapter 1: The Many Adventures of Bob Ogden

Wow, you really like coming up with injuries, don't you?

Hilarious story! I don't blame him for resigning.

Author's Response: Ha ha yes I did come up with a lot of injuries, didn't I? Good thing they were only of the comedic variety. ;) Thanks for your review!

 

Floccinaucinihilipilification by WhiteRoses
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: James is stuck to Lily. Litterally.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1875 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
02/01/09 Updated: 02/12/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 02/12/09 Title: Chapter 1: Abligurition

That last part was really confusing... I hope it will be cleared up in the next chapter!

 

Summary:

"It feels as if the whole world is falling apart," said Neville, "and I'm falling right along with it."

In the fifth instalment of the Neville Longbottom saga, Voldemort is back, but nobody wants to know. Facing pressure from all sides, and feeling alone and abandoned, the Boy-Who-Lived confronts the depths of despair and the darkest corners of his soul.

With a direct link to evil plaguing his mind and the cruel Dolores Umbridge determined to break him, can Neville find the hope and strength to carry on? And will he be prepared to embrace his destiny? The darkness falls in Year Five...

A note on the warnings: there's nothing there you won't find in the canon novel.



Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Mental Disorders, Violence

Word count: 29026 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
03/16/09 Updated: 05/06/10


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 03/29/10 Title: Chapter 7: The Ministry's Appointment

I am very glad that you preserved Neville's character in this chapter. I was a bit worried that he would shout out as Harry would have and did, but you kept him true to the very end. Good work!

Author's Response: Yes, keeping quiet is exactly how I believe Neville would react, but as you'll see later, I think it's the wrong decision. Harry made the right choice in this situation in my opinion, and this is the first of Neville's poor (but understandable) choices in this story.

 

What Luck! by Black-Sand
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: This story contains an OOC Snape, a Harry with an idea and a shock!

Thank you, Wiflen 07, for betaering my story. Preguel to 'Don't Want To Know'

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1185 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/27/09 Updated: 04/12/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 04/12/09 Title: Chapter 1: Harry's Shock

Well... nice to know our dear potions professor does have a social life! 'Twas rather amusing.

Author's Response: G'day Yey, you're my first review. I'm glad you found it amusing. A few of my Badger friends liked him so I annoyed them by giving him a girlfriend *evil smile* ...xXxLove SandyxXx...

 

A Gryffindor Tradition by Gmariam
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: It’s April Fool’s Day at Hogwarts, and three generations must uphold a Gryffindor tradition.
This story was written by Gmariam of Ravenclaw for the April Fool’s Day One-Shot Challenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2496 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/29/09 Updated: 03/29/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 03/30/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Brilliant! I love the way you show a different stage with each generation!

Author's Response: Thank you for the great review! I really wanted to showcase all three generations rather than just focusing on one, and even thought about adding more. I'm so glad you stopped to read it and enjoyed it. Thanks again! ~Gina :)

 

Vampire - Ghost Child! by Equinox Chick
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: Rosalburga Aphrodite Black is no ordinary Hogwarts student. First - she's American. Second - she's only just discovered she's a witch. Third - her mother is a Vampire. Fourth - her father is Sex!God Sirius Black.

Things are about to get very exciting for the new R.A.B.

This is a tale of high dram and passion. This is a tale of extreme cliche's. This is a tale that may never be seen again.

Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling or even Stephanie Meyer

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 685 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
04/01/09 Updated: 04/01/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 04/01/09 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue - How they met.

This would probably be funnier if I actually read Twilight.

Author's Response: Ummm, probably... I think you need to understand the sheer Mary-Sueness of the Vamps and also Alice. Now... should I be continuing this, if so... where?

 

Of Stilettos and Sporks by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Rich, beautiful, and effective-- three words that describe Miss Zabini perfectly.

Or at least, that's what she'd tell you!

In her defence, she has planned hundreds of parties and dinners professionally, and they've all gone off without a hitch.

That is, until she had to plan that fateful Ministry dinner!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1060 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/17/09 Updated: 04/26/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 04/27/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One (and only, but that's a different issue)

I fail to see a point, but it is very funny!

 

The Same as a Duck by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Luna is always one for being the center of attention, and her classmates are always ones for finding ways for making her such. And when Luna waltzes into Potions class one day with a live duck tucked under her arm, Professor Snape can't help but ask for the reasoning behind it.

A Monty Python-inspired Easter story for Tim the Enchanter

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1671 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/26/09 Updated: 05/07/09


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 05/09/09 Title: Chapter 1: The Same as a Duck

Excellent! My only objection was that Luna didn't turn Snape into a newt.

Author's Response: Yeah, but what would the point have been? He would have gotten better.

 

Summary: Charming, courageous, athletic, rebellious, and Hogwart’s number one heartthrob: a reputation Sirius Black has cherished since First Year. Unfortunately for Sirius, his worst enemy overhears the one little secret that could ruin his reputation in an instant. The Marauders have to stop their enemy before the secret can spread through Hogwarts. If they fail, the perfect life as Sirius knows it will end.

Warning: extreme OOC content and general ridiculous randomness.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 20225 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/27/09 Updated: 10/07/10


Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 10/11/10 Title: Chapter 13: Confessions

Good ending! I think you should have included Remus's reaction to being betrayed, but other than that, an excellent story! I can't wait to see what you come up with next!

Author's Response: You're right! His reaction would have made a good addition. Thank you for reviewing and sharing your thoughts. It truly means a lot. :)

 
Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 02/07/10 Title: Chapter 11: Puppy Love

Ah, poor Remus, having to be without his dog friend! Sirius, I somehow don't feel too sorry for.

Author's Response: Hm... you could make the case that Sirius deserves a little revenge from Snape, so I don't blame you. Haha :)

 
Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 06/27/09 Title: Chapter 3: Sweet Chocolate Pudding

Hmm... after long consideration, I suspect they will use a very ridiculous spell and it will involve cream puffs. By the way, can I get the pudding recipe?

Author's Response: Ooh, a ridiculous spell and cream puffs, you say? I may have to steal that one. I'll have to ask Fert about the pudding, though. In the meantime, I know you can find several good recipes online. ;) Happy eating!

 
Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 07/03/09 Title: Chapter 4: Digging for Dirt

Ah, the drama! Now we can watch James wooing Lily and blackmailing Snape. You've done a good job of setting this up to be entertaining.

Author's Response: Thanks! I try my best.

 
Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 10/30/09 Title: Chapter 8: Say Hello to Larry

Beverly sounds like a lovely person. I don't want her to get hurt. Sirius seems to be in way over his head, though!

Author's Response: You're right on both accounts! Beverly is indeed a lovely person albeit a little strange. She may only like to play pretend or may honestly believe Larry to be a talking and feeling creature. No one may ever know. Meanwhile, Sirius is most assuredly in trouble one way or another.

 
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