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Neville stared down at the smouldering scrap of parchment. There, in neat handwriting that was not his own, was printed the name NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM.

When Neville's name emerges from the Goblet of Fire, the Boy-Who-Lived is thrust into his most dangerous challenge yet. For how can a boy with such limited magical ability possibly hope to survive one of the most gruelling and violent competitions in the Wizarding world?

The new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher takes Neville under his wing, but evil is growing nearer and not everyone is as they seem. Meanwhile new complications arise in Neville's life. How will he cope with these challenges, and what awaits him at the year's end? In Year Four, everything changes...

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 63359 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
05/25/08 Updated: 02/22/09

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 03/07/09 Title: Chapter 20: Dumbledore's Eulogy

I am enjoying this saga, especially the way you have managed to keep the characters true to JK's world. Please don't be as long as she was in writing OotP!

Author's Response: I'm beginning to learn just why JKR took so long to write OOTP. The number of characters alone makes it mind-boggling, let alone the plot and all the emotion in it! Fortunately, I can post chapters as I write them, rather than having to complete the whole thing! Chapter 1 is submitted now.


Why Ravenclaw? by anath
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: The Sorting Hat is confused. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Then, a certain Sirius Black unknowingly comes to help - the only time he would ever do something useful for the school.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1229 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
06/07/08 Updated: 06/08/08

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 06/09/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I suppose it would be difficult, being a hat... good thought... very interesting...

Author's Response: Yeah, the Sorting Hat has it quite hard. Thanks for reviewing!


To Draco, With Love by Hutchinson
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 158]

Summary: Draco somehow managed to get his very own advice column in Hogwarts' school paper, where he gives his sage opinion to those who dare to ask for it. Feel free to write in for advice about love, life, school, family, anything you can think of! But remember... with Draco, you tend not to get the answer you expected!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9984 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
06/25/08 Updated: 12/09/08

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 09/05/08 Title: Chapter 1: Issue the First

Ok, I'll give this a whirl, since you keep me laughing

Dear Draco, I have a wonderful boyfriend who is very sweet and loving and all. My problem is that I also find myself looking at and even falling for other boys, who never seem to like me. Any advice?
From, Can't Help Falling in Love

Author's Response: Draco is reviewing your letter!

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 06/29/08 Title: Chapter 1: Issue the First

Somehow, it fits...

Author's Response: Best review ever! LOL!


Summary: Fred and George Weasley get an idea for a prank from doing something they thought they would never do—their Potions homework. Follow them on their journey through pranker’s block, powdered bicorn horn, Muggle food coloring, a random fish, a suction cup, Harry with a toothpick, a very dry avocado, and much too much flour. What happens when this seemingly innocent prank turns wacky? One-shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5916 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
07/13/08 Updated: 07/21/08

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 07/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

How long did it take you to type out that long list of items left in the common room?

Author's Response: Not too long, actually. I find inspiration in the oddest places. When I got stuck, I emailed a friend and asked her if she could give me a random item or two.


Summary: In the dead of the night, someone steals Harry's Marauder's Map.

What happens?

Insanity, hilarity and catastrophe, of course! (This wouldn't be a humour story if it didn't, would it?)

As different people try to activate the Marauder's Map, the four infamous Marauders answer back, in their own wonderful style.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 886 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
07/17/08 Updated: 07/20/08

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 07/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: In Which Parvati Patil Is Shocked

A little strange. Why Ms. Dun Bar, and is that supposed to be Lily?

Author's Response: Julie, how well those first three words of your review describe me! It's a little creepy, really...

About Dun Bar, you may or may not find out in the coming chapters... :p



Mr. Lovegood by tc015
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: A boring day is turned into an interesting adventure when Fred and George lead their siblings in a play about their very interesting neighbor.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1589 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
08/02/08 Updated: 08/18/08

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 08/19/08 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Cute! It reminds me of a section in To Kill a Mockingbird, although the kids in that actually got in trouble... and you're a lot funnier!

Author's Response: Thanks! This is my first time writing humor, and I'm glad it came out funny. ~ Teresa


The Prank by SaraWinters
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: Find out what happens when you mix one dark-haired Slytherin poet, a reluctant James Potter and a bored Sirius Black left too long to his own devices.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 4422 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
08/11/08 Updated: 08/24/08

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 08/25/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Prank

Author's Response: Hm. After some thought, I'm going to consider this a compliment. Thanks for reading.


HEY! Hey you! Psssstttt! You have to help us!

It’s Tim the Enchanter, our fanfiction writer – HE’S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored!

Please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author – Oh no! HE’S AT HIS COMPUTER NOW!

NO! NOOO-aaahhhh! Must resist! Resist… Gibber narg turnip turnip wibble antidisestablishmentarianism blubber gibber wop wop bbluubbaaarrrggghhh!

Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 25021 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
08/31/08 Updated: 01/22/09

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 10/19/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter B: Absurdity Whoís Who

God, Tim, it gets better all the time! Did you mention John's character role? I don't see it anywhere...

Author's Response:

Johnís character role is snuck in there in Chapter One and Two. Hereís the description of the group of friends in the first chapter: ďThere was a stereotypical smart student, a stupid one, a sarcastic one, a couple infatuated with each other, and some other characters designed to make the group as thoroughly average as possible.Ē

John is the sarcastic character pretty much by default, and he claims that position in the second chapter by saying Ė ďIím the heartless, sarcastic character in this story Ė no room for compassion.Ē

Hope that cleared things up. Enjoy the next chapters, because NOW THE REVOLUTION BEGINS!

Tim the Enchanter

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 12/09/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter VI: Happy, Happy Insanity!

Suddenly, I'm more afraid of the characters than the author... how much longer is this going to be?

Oh, and I'm on your side, Tim!

Author's Response:

HA HA! Iím glad my smear tactics have worked! You see, if you canít defeat someone with brute force, you can always play with their brains, or give them a nasty scandal that they have to deal with for the rest of their lives, witness what happened to Wat Tyler! Poor guyÖ but he deserved everything he got! How dare he revolt against his author Ė RAAWWRRGGHH!

So, thanks for the review, and Iím glad I have an ally to call upon if this situation goes out of hand. Since you asked, this sixth chapter is more than halfway through, so the from here the epic conclusion approaches! Check it out whenever itís approved!

Tim the Enchanter

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 01/14/09 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter H: The Epic Penultimate Chapter


Author's Response:

Well, they didnít summon YOUR pancreas. Alas, my only weakness! And that HURT!

And now Iím a deranged author who has to finish off the story with fluffy bunnies and happiness. Just brilliantÖ Well, the storyís not over yet, so check out the next (very subdued) chapter whenever it is validated!

Tim the Enchanter

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 01/22/09 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: The Happy Ending

I should have known you'd end it like that... couldn't all be sunshine and daisies, now, could it? TIM THE ENCHANTER RULES!

Author's Response:

Wow, thanks Ė Iím flattered! There are no daisies in this story, because I BURNED THEM! HA HA! And more absurd stories are to come!

Anyway, thanks so much for reading and enjoying this story, armagod679. And thanks for the review!

Tim the Enchanter

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 09/13/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter I: HAGGIS ATTACK!

About that dream that led to the ruckus... don't they make meds for that?

Please continue! I love reading your absurdity!

Author's Response:

Iím sure they do make some sort of medication for that, but I have no interest in taking any. Iíd much rather keep my rather crazy brain the way it is! HA HA!

More absurdity is on the way!

Tim the Enchanter

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 12/06/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five: Getting Personal

Once again, I am frightened of the power of an author with very little in the way of an actual life.

Another question: How can characters rebel against the author when they need him to dictate their actions?

Author's Response:

I actually wrote this story over the summer holiday because I literally had nothing better to do, which probably explains everything! Currently however, my life consists of writing papers, studying for exams, and writing this response! Sounds like fun! Of course, I would love to have the omnipotent powers of authorship, but unfortunately that is only for my weird imagination to enjoy.

And your question about how the revolution is actually happening is a very, very good question! Itís so good, in fact, Iím not going to answer it! Perhaps some later chapters can shed some light on this questionÖ Anyway, thanks for the review, and look out for the next chapter whenever itís approved!

Tim the Enchanter

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 12/18/08 Title: Chapter 7: Not An Intermission


Author's Response:

Why think so small, armagod679? THEYíLL FACE MUCH, MUCH WORSE THAN THAT!

Tim the Enchanter

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 11/10/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter One, Revisited

You're scaring me. No offense, man, but it's sad when your characters are more normal than you are.

Please write more!

Author's Response:

Why, thank you! My characters are angry because they havenít had any honey to eat, because I ate all of their bees! Bah! Normal people donít eat honey!

Chapter Four is in the queue!

Tim the Enchanter

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 11/20/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Get Hammered and Sickled!

Let me ask... where was the author during all this? And when are you going to run out of ideas? And why hasn't John Lennon's Revolution started playing yet?

Please answer these questions in the next chapter.

Author's Response:

Donít worry; all will be revealed!

Tim the Enchanter


Drool by mutualunderstanding
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: Sirius, the expert on getting ladies, gives baby Harry a chat on how to be a proper gentleman. Harry, however, has other ideas.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1683 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
08/31/08 Updated: 09/03/08

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 10/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is so cute! The ending was so beautiful... I wanted to start crying.

Author's Response: Aw, thank you. :]


A Pirate's Life for Snape? by Pirate Sails
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5]


He was tired of living in the same world as Harry-Bloody-Potter, and yet was not so obliging as to leave it by dying.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2472 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
09/09/08 Updated: 09/16/08

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 09/16/08 Title: Chapter 1: Potions Master to Pirate

Arr, ye're a right one! Good story, especially for the week of Talk Like a Pirate Day. (Ye should be knowin' about that.)

Author's Response: Aye, I was hopin' t' story would post on Friday, :D, but t' stars didnae align. Week of be grand too. Thank ye fer reviewin'!


Crossed Wires by SaraWinters
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 3]

Summary: In the spring of 1996, Remus Lupin composes and delivers his first love letter.

Categories: Remus/Sirius Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash

Word count: 1694 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
10/10/08 Updated: 10/20/08

Reviewer: armagod679 Signed
Date: 02/08/09 Title: Chapter 1: Crossed Wires

Poor Remus! Poor Sirius! I can't believe it had to end like that...

Very well written and thought out.

Author's Response: Thank you. I did consider ending it differently, but I kind of wanted to keep it somewhat in line with canon.

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