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It is with great regret that I issue this statement: I am leaving MNFF. Don't get me wrong; it's a great site. it's just that there've been a bunch of e-mail problems, and it's all too much. however, i'll be here preiodically to check up on things, and you can find me and links to other fanfic sites at:

Shalom, my friends.
-Darth Sirius
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Summary: A look at how Voldemort really feels.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1403 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/10/04


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 05/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

CUTE! Or as my best friend says, "SCUTE!" (pronounced'skyoot') love the Nov. 30th entry!

 
Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 05/13/06 Title: Chapter 2: The Further Confessions

HaHA! Better than last chappie! But Bella's not married to Lucius.

 

Summary: And now, the smash-hit comedy sequel you've all been waiting for, featuring the other guy you all love to hate!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 352 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/06/04


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 05/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Confessions Of Severus Snape

Haha. But i like the 'Sevvie'. Must use it sometime for my own fics! Never mind that i haven't even finished one...

 

The Last Battle by Leora V
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: The time has come for Lord Voldemort and his archenemy Harry Potter to duel to the death. But things don't quite turn out as planned.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1672 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/10/04


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 05/14/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Last Battle

Nice! now if only that could really happen....

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 06/01/06 Title: None

Ha, ha. Or, as my friend would say, SKUTE!

 

Barbara's Adventure by FlooCrookshanks
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 39]

Summary: Sirius gets James to help fix up his little friend. WARNING: This fic contains a story of the sheepish kind. Do not proceed if you have a tendancy to try out everything you read.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 948 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/04 Updated: 12/20/04


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 05/14/06 Title: Chapter 1: Barbara's Adventure

That was...unusual. But why do people always make Sirius so...sexual?

 

Summary: Mere weeks after OOTP's end, we find Harry in his room. He is unwilling to do anything but lie in bed, demoralized by the loss of Sirius. That is until he receives a letter. This is an AU fiction with some anghst and pairings of Hermione/Ron and Ginny/Harry. Humor is my primary focus however. Story complete. There is a sequel: "The Deepest, Most-Desired Wish." You can find it in the Dark/ Angsty section.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Violence

Word count: 55076 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/17/05 Updated: 03/14/06


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 05/13/06 Title: Chapter 25: Detention and Desire

After the story ended, i will submit my review of the whole: Nice job, but put it in the 'genreal' or 'angsty' sections.

 

Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 594]

Summary: Past Featured Story*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 39421 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/05 Updated: 08/28/05


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 05/13/06 Title: Chapter 12: Frank the Duck and Other Odd Tales

Hysterical! almost fell off my chair...while in the school library. 'These peoplke had turned his dad into a duck. A duck.' Just the finality! Loved it!

 

Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny invent a new name for Lord Voldemort. He doesn't care for it, though, so he comes up with a new identity of his own. (One-shot)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4597 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/05 Updated: 03/08/05


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 06/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: What's In A Name?

lol :-) where'd you get the anagrams?

 
Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 06/01/06 Title: Chapter 1: What's In A Name?

Oh, G-d! (wipes streaming face) I LOVED IT!

 

Barbie Girl by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 244]

Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1780 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/31/05 Updated: 05/31/05


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 05/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

Excellent! 'Is that a Barbie in your pants or are you just happy to see me?'

 

Summary: James is going to be stuck with Lily for the entire summer...wait...isn't that supposed to be a good thing? In between all the angst and indecision, will these two EVER get together? Hmmm...maybe with a little help with a birdie named Sirius...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 16324 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/05/05 Updated: 07/04/07


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 06/01/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Coat rack! I love it! by the way, why Laura and Jon?

 
Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 06/01/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

You know, I think James' parents are really evil.

 
Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 06/01/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Imperio! Update....

 

Hogwarts, Meet the Marauders! by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 248]

Summary: In this sequel to Harry's Our What???, James and Lily have time-travelled to the past and finally found out the truth about who their son is. Meanwhile, in their true time-frame, the Marauders have concocted a plan to rescue James and Lily. But when they arrive in Harry's time, they realize they can't get back and must seek the aid of their older counterparts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 17066 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/16/05 Updated: 09/01/07


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 05/29/06 Title: Chapter 5: In Which the Progress Made in the Last Chapter Backtracks

If you need an dea for the story, i have my ever-present option- STAR WARS! Or Eragon, which i hear is being made into a movie.

 
Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 05/26/06 Title: Chapter 5: In Which the Progress Made in the Last Chapter Backtracks

Up. Date. Now.

 

Summary: A mini-adventure within Harry's 5th year. A bizarre yet devastating magical weapon is unleashed upon Hogwarts. Many double entendres, but ultimately innocent fun.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3699 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/27/06 Updated: 01/27/06


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 06/01/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Story

LOVED IT!

 

Life As A Girl by blueshock
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 224]

Summary: What happens when a spell backfires; turning James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter into girls? Plz R&R.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13249 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
04/30/06 Updated: 05/30/07


Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 06/01/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oooh, looking good!

 
Reviewer: Darth Sirius Signed
Date: 06/01/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Oh, awkward!

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