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Summary: Past Featured StoryThis tale of the teacher whom everyone loathes,
Accounts for his anger and elegant clothes.
It dripped through my mind when, too scantily cloaked,
I got caught in a rainstorm and throughly soaked.













WARNING: Despite the glints of humour, you will need a handkerchief.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5092 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 01/25/08 Title: Chapter 1: One shot

This is excelent. Really good. I love the plot and all the references you've wound in. And your descriptions are wonderful.
*favorites*

 

Summary: Who really writes the Sorting Songs? A literary history of magical song-writing with not one but two authentic examples from recent decades. They rhyme and they scan.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1429 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 02/12/08 Title: Chapter 1: One shot

I read this on ffn. Hilarious. :D

 

Summary: Featuring: Harry on his never-ending quest to brush his hair, and Voldemort's attempt to stop him. Also featuring: a certain geometry teacher, Charlie Brown, the actual sparkly hairbrush, and much, much more! Other chapters include more random events, and none of them have to do with anything even remotely important. YAY!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 8722 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/29/04 Updated: 08/28/05


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 05/17/06 Title: Chapter 7: Harry Potter and the Screaming Fangirls

:)




Now, wasn't that an awesome review? Nice story!

Author's Response: Wonderful!! THANKS~

 

Summary: At the end of the seventh year, Voldemort and Dumbledore have killed eachother after an epic final battle. The trio discuss how this could have happened when Dumbledore wasn't part of the prophecy. The aim of the story is to argue whether Dumbledore could be Harry, using the characters to try and make the idea more real. Hopefully, by reading this, you'll be able to make your own decision as to whether the theory is possible.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1222 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/04 Updated: 12/07/04


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 04/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Discussions

? That WAS confusing. But it made some sense. (I think...)10/10

 

Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1772 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/07/04 Updated: 12/19/04


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 04/11/06 Title: Chapter 3: Part 3

hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Yes, that's the exact count of how many times i laughed at the end. (i held it in til then.) 10! ur going on my faves! :)

 
Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

I'm just reading thru my favs, and I ADORE this story! QUOTE TIME!
'I am Snape, the potionís master
Bringing you to safety faster
Your happy lives are now in danger
And by the way, nice bottom Granger'
:D
'Iíve read the whole damn library
But Iíve never heard a word of he
Is he mean or is he nice?'
'Heís just a stupid plot device'
:D I still love the plot device thingy.


 
Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 2: Part 2

I lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove this story!

 
Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 07/27/07 Title: Chapter 3: Part 3

Here I am, the Half-Blood Prince
Iíll soon turn Potter into mince
Iím a sneaky little flea
And fandomís guessing who I be
There are some things that are debated
Like if my titleís hyphenated
But who cares, just ask the author
IíM HERE TO MURDER HARRY POTTER!!!
I 'm here to say, I LOVE THIS FIC!
Please write more, and do it quick!

 
Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 05/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

I absoluetly, possitively LOVE this story, and I love YOU! You are amazing! I'm pretty sure I've already reviewed, but whatever! WOOOOT!

'Is he mean or is he nice?
He's just a stupid plot device.'

PRICELESS!

 
Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 05/25/07 Title: Chapter 2: Part 2

*continued love*

 
Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 05/25/07 Title: Chapter 3: Part 3

'And fandomís guessing who I be
There are some things that are debated
Like if my titleís hyphenated
But who cares, just ask the author
IíM HERE TO MURDER HARRY POTTER!!!'
:P :D :) I love you!

 

Summary: What will happen when Harry has to face his fear of a certain muggle snack at school? Who will find out? Who will tell the whole school?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2374 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/04 Updated: 12/21/04


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 04/11/06 Title: Chapter 3: Learning to Deal

OMG! How the HECK did you get such a short chapter approved? Tell me tell me tell me, darn it!

 

Summary: Based on the Lion King on Broadway's song 'the Madness of King Scar'. "Peter," Voldemort moaned sadly, "Peter? Why am I not... loved?" R/R please!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2298 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/30/04 Updated: 12/30/04


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 04/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Song

Oh em gee! That was funny! I saw the Lion King play recently, and I loved it too! And who ever thought of 'avada kedavra' instead of hakuna matata, that's what my dad was singing yesterday! I love this story. avada kadava, what a wonderful phrase, it means you're dead, for the rest of your days... its our problem-free, (way) to get rid of ye, avada kadavra! :) 10! I'm adding this to my favorites! :) *laughs maniacly*

 

Summary: Ron calls Hermione a Mudblood right before she has to go to a Heads meeting with McGonagall and the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. Then, when she goes to find her friends she stumbles upon a secret Death Eater meeting.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4384 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/28/05 Updated: 02/13/05


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 04/28/06 Title: Chapter 4: Completion of the Prophecy

I'm crying as I type this. *wails loud enough for you too hear in England* You killed off Dumbledore! That's not nice! I hate Snape! And Voldermort! And Dumbledore! Why'd he have to die? And you, letting him die in your story? Any ways, good job again. (Ron should have been the idiot who went to attack the Death Eaters single handedly tho'.) WAH! *sniffs* HOWEVER (I've stopped crying now) I FOUND HUMOR IN THIS! OH, YES! (just so u no, i wasn't using caps lock. Not that it matters, but..) "I think we should fight them," came Lupin's pleasant suggestion.

"Why, Remus?" inquired Dumbledore curiously.

Snape muttered maliciously, "Animal instinct?"

"Actually, no," Lupin answered mildly. "I think we should because bold, young Harry has almost reached the door, and I would rather not let him go into there unaided." None of us needed more coercing. We caught up to Harry as quietly as possible and entered a large room that was empty of everything save Dark Wizards and Witches.
*grins* (Am I having mood swings or what?) HILARIOUS! :D Brilliant, as usual!
10/10

Author's Response: lol You certainly are having mood swings! I like it when grim moments have slight humour to them, so I\'m glad you picked up on that. :.)

 

Harry Loves Ginny by kjpzak
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 43]

Summary: Ginny's been waiting years to tell Harry she loves him. When it slips out unplanned, Harry has to figure out if he should push her away or pull her closer. A continuation of The Deal

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3968 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/17/05 Updated: 02/17/05


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 04/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: None

fluffy, which i generally don't like, but in your case (for this story) I'll make an execpetion! VERY well written. :) 10. The last line made me lagh. 'harry could face anything. Even the weasleys.' Brilliant!

Author's Response: Thanks! The one shots were the first thing I ever tried - they were a bit sugary, but they made me smile. Glad you liked \'em too!

 

A Very Sirius Full Moon by LadyLupin827
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: What happened when Sirius told Snape to go to the Shrieking Shack during the full moon when they were at Hogwarts? Why did James save him? How did Remus react? ONESHOT I rewrote it to include 3000 more words worth of extra scenes and detailed description.

Categories: Remus/Sirius Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 5122 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/25/05 Updated: 02/25/05


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 04/28/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Very Sirius Full Moon

I could care less if Snivel, uh, Snape went and drowned himself in the lake."

Dumbledore calmly answered, "It was a noble act nonetheless."

That is SO like Dumbledore! *grins wildly* Yes, I'm living up to my word. I told you I would review for ALL your stories. You rock! Brilliant! :) Oh, and this is the one slash pairing that I understand and support!

Author's Response: Dumbledore is the greatest, isn\'t he? I appreciate your reviews! Wolfstar is the only slash ship I read or write because, as you said, the others do not make sense. Besides, I love the Marauders\' era! If other people support other slash ship I do not mind; I simply do not read them. I shouldn\'t discuss irrational ships, though, since I like Hermione\\Draco, which I know would never truly happen.

 

The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?


Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06


Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 05/31/06 Title: Chapter 11: The Safety Inspector

Ok, you asked for 'other such things by reviewing, so I'm going to explain my pen name! (You look delighted. Understand?)
Ok, I once read a book, (or actually I was read a book) called Green Eggs and Ham. One of the lines was "Sam I am." And, being the clever girl that I am, I realized that SAM IS WHAT MY INITIALS SPELL! And when I joined mn fan fiction, I decided to put the word seriously into Sam I am. Now, wasn't that interesting?
Now, onto the reveiw! I loved it! (the chapter.) And I loved the thing with the teacher being late for class. :D Me wants more!

Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked the chapter, and I shall write more soon. And thank you for the entertaining back-story; I\'m always proud when people do such un-ordinary things in response to un-ordinary requests (though I\'m not sure that\'s what I meant by \"other such things\").

 
Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 04/25/06 Title: Chapter 3: Repetitive noise is a form of torture

Brilliant! I love this story, so...it's going in my favs! Go you! I love randomness.

Author's Response: Yays! I enjoy being in people\'s favorties.

 
Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 04/25/06 Title: Chapter 9: Dance Time! Or, A Mockery Of February

wow. that certainly was long. i'm so proud of you. (can you tell i'm not in a capitalizing mood?) i loved the randomness. funny! :) An (and suddenly, I'm using capitals...) idea for the next chappie (I love that word): neville (and i'm not capitalizing again!) is dethroned by the: Snorckak! (once again, caps.) GREAT CHAPTER! 10/10


Author's Response: cool, an e.e. cummings-esque review. But yes, it was a long chappie, so props to you for finishing and giving me a happy review with an idea!

 
Reviewer: samiseriouslyam Signed
Date: 07/03/06 Title: Chapter 13: What Lies Down the Rabbit Hole, Trio?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha-that-ha ha ha-was-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha BRILLIANT! it was SO worth the wait! YOU ARE AWESOME! *adds you to faves* =)

Author's Response: YAY! More favorite additives!

 
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