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Wow. It's been a while. But I'm still alive, and now that I've finally got the net in the apt., I read all those wonderful reviews that have been left for me since May and before!
I adore all of the HP world. It really makes me want to buckle down and keep writing on my real novel. As per usual, I will make sure that this site (after my live journal) is the first to know once I get a publishing deal. Because I would be so flattered if since you spent so many hours and gigabytes supporting me online if you'd spend fifteen or so of your hard earned dollars (and a few more of your hours!) to read my real 'no pen-name required' novel.
Feel free to keep up with me via live journal (user name bartender713), but I will warn you- I am a 23 year old graduate student. Contents of my personal life may very well be not suitable for children, so read at your disgression. If you want to know whether you're old enough to read about my personal life, well... if you have to ask, you're probably not :-)
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Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/03/05 Title: None

v. inteeresting. anxiously awaiting the next chapter, whether combined or not. :-)

Author's Response: thankies XD

Pure-Blooded Angst by pheonixhobbit

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Chapter 13 is written and in the queue....again....Hopefully it will go through this time?

Draco Malfoy has painted a perfect bad boy reputation, he has put defenses around his weaknesses so that no one can learn of them. But his greatest weakness is one that cannot be swept away. His greatest weakness, his greatest love, Hermione Granger. PG for insults, no swearing.
Disclaimer: I do not own the HP characters. They belong and always will, to the honorable J.K. Rowling.

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 02/02/05 Title: Chapter 9: Unseen Enemies

ooooh.... i LOVE descriptive writin, and you are amazing at it!!! thanks so much for updating, and writing in general! i can't wait to read more!

Author's Response: LoL, you're very welcome. Thank you so much for your review, it was very sweet. I'm already working on Chapter 10, beware...lol


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 02/02/05 Title: None

veeerrrrry interesting... wonder what the "orange stuff" is?? can't believe u got 3 chapters in all in one update!! ca'nt wait to read more! keep up the good work!

Author's Response: Thank you for your comments! :) (They've suddenly started approving my chapters very quickly. Not complaining.)

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/04/05 Title: None

wow. wow. wow. so angsty. And I completely understand why he did it. I hate to say it but, Poor Harry.

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 02/13/05 Title: None

veeeerry interesting. i'm looking forward to seeing what Harry does next, and how he figures this potion out. hope you'll update soon!

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/10/05 Title: None

I don't think Harry is being 'wimpy' at all. I think you wrote his reaction PERFECTLY. I know that's how I would react. I absolutely love what you're doing- it so complex, and you've obviously put a TON of thought into it. Keep up the AMAZING work, and I hope they feature you!!! I de believe I shall send them an email...

Author's Response: Thank you! :) It would be great if they featured me... there are so many fics here though! And I hope EVERYONE who reviews is reading this, because I really want to thank you for your comments even though I'm a bit too lazy (and busy) to respond to everyone. I read and appreciate every single comment. :)

Harry Potter and the Punishment for Immaturity by Obliviate

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Mere weeks after OOTP's end, we find Harry in his room. He is unwilling to do anything but lie in bed, demoralized by the loss of Sirius. That is until he receives a letter. This is an AU fiction with some anghst and pairings of Hermione/Ron and Ginny/Harry. Humor is my primary focus however. Story complete. There is a sequel: "The Deepest, Most-Desired Wish." You can find it in the Dark/ Angsty section.
Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/08/05 Title: Chapter 18: Hogwarts Letters

I remembered you asking about what we (the readers) thought about how the story should turn out- that is, when Harry should learn his lesson. Let me tell you that I think this is an absolutely WONDERFUL story, and I love the creativity. I can't wait to see what Dumbledore's Lesson really is. I'd say- just to annoy people- that Harry shouldn't be "righted" before the end of the summer. Although... I WOULD have him turn back at least within the first week of term, and just show up. When people ask questions, he could just say "WEll.... I had some... growing up to do" Or something to the effect, prolly just less cheesey. :-) Can't wait for more!! If you're looking for a read, I would reccommend "Escape"- can't remember the author, but it has a rather creative twist, too, and it's one of my other faves.

Author's Response: Thanks for the recommendations. "Escape" is really good so far. I like it a lot, so thanks for telling me about it. I've thought of writing a similar story (that is where Harry somehow lives with his parents), but I've read a couple, so people would probably say I plagiarised.

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 03/29/05 Title: Chapter 3: A New Family for Harry

hahaha. Harry must have been SOOO cute as a four year old- all that tousled black hair!!! And that bath scene!!! HA! sooo typical four year old male!

Author's Response: Another new reviewer! Thanks for reviewing. You're probably right about Harry being cute, but not just his hair. Green eyes are so precious on young children. I don't think Harry was protesting the bath for the same reason other four-year-olds do, however. He was still thinking like a sixteen-year-old at the time. Thanks again for reviewing some of the older chapters.

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 03/30/05 Title: Chapter 9: Cranky, Sick and Whiney

man, I totally feel for Harry and his Pox. I just got over shingles last month (aka adult chicken pox) and let me tell you- they were NOT FUN. I was sick for 3 weeks, and that's just NOT good when you're in your third year of college. on to the next chap....

The Sweetest Sin by annie

Rated: Professors •
Summary: In the years following Voldemort's victory in the second war, Muggle-borns must become slaves and servants to pure-bloods in order to survive. Over time, Hermione Granger has learned to suppress her pride and independence in households where she is considered lower than dirt. She thought she would be prepared for this new family, just like she was for all the previous ones. What she didn't know was that this new family was none other than Draco Malfoy's. Will she manage hold up when she finds herself struggling to withhold her sharp tongue, returning hatred, and...something else?

The last chapter of this story has been posted! Thanks for reading :)

Thank you to everyone who voted "The Sweetest Sin" as the Best Tearjerker in round 4 of the Dramione Awards!

Thanks to some of my amazing readers, The Sweetest Sin has been/is being translated into seven languages: French, Italian, Russian, Portuguese, Czech, Latvian, and Chinese. If you would like the links to any of the translations, please e-mail me or leave a review :)
Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/17/05 Title: Chapter 5: No Amount of Pressure

*sigh* I check every day to see if you've updated... once again, i'm disappointed. I hope you will soon!

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/11/05 Title: Chapter 5: No Amount of Pressure

This is really interesting and wonderful way to talk about the 'after war'period, should Harry lose. And you know... it's EXTREMELY realistic, and that just makes it better. Scary, too. Can't wait to see who Hermione had her... 'altercation' with. I have some ideas, and i want to know if i'm right! please update sooN!

Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by mrsgeorgeweasley

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It’s Harry’s sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and once again there is a new Defence Against the Dark Arts Teacher, and Snape likes her almost as much as he likes The Boy Who Lived, but why is the new professor so interested in Harry? What dark secrets is she hiding? Is Harry the only survivor of Lord Voldemort’s wrath? Will things ever be simple for our beloved Trio? It’s going to be another interesting year for Harry and his friends, and he’s going to realise that he might not be as alone as he thought and in more ways than one..

This story is newly edited as of 25/3/2009!!

The sequel to this fic has been posted, it is titled Harry Potter and the Unspeakable Power. The spin off stories One Life Owed and The Night That Started It All are also available.

This was written in the aftermath of OOTP. Events of HBP and DH not included.

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/18/06 Title: Chapter 39: The Unknown Feeling

Oh, MrsGeorge, well done! SOrry I stopped reviewing on all the chaps, but I had to log off so I pulled up the story on the new "story" option (which is wonderful, btw! Yay to for adding that feature).
I loved the character developments- Ellie is wonderful. SO headstrong and VERy much a Potter/Dumbledore mix. I also really enjoyed the idea of the "green" Howler you had Neville receive! I heart Neville!
I'm off to read your next continuation-- I know it will be AMAZING!

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/16/06 Title: Chapter 1: Another Summer

oooh.... I was so scared it would be someone unfriendly sitting there! Whew!
It's me-- I thought I would like to read your fic, since you're always so lovely and review mine. Your work is WONDERFUL! So completely detailed and I'm breezing right through and can't wait to get to chapter 2!

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/16/06 Title: Chapter 2: Forever Memories

That was so beautiful, and sad. I wish everyone had a Remus when they lose a Sirius.

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/16/06 Title: Chapter 3: Trouble in Little Whinging

Oohh... freaky deaky. DD has a granddaughter? ANd that is so true, even (and especially) w/ Jo's story. There is SO LITTLE we know about DD. That would explain how HArry recognized the nose.
I must read on...

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/17/06 Title: Chapter 4: Sirius's Legacy

Ellie has me greatly confused. And I love it. At first I was all "oooh... I kind of want her and HArry to get together, even tho I'm a die-hard H/G fan."
And now.... are they family? B/c that would be nice, but I'm VERY interested as to see HOW you make it happen.
Twists and turns ahead, I hope!

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/17/06 Title: Chapter 7: Foretold

dun dun dun... enter Ginny.
I kinda already figured it out I think-- Ellie is HArry's cousin. Andrew and James brothers (or cousins), Jane is DD's daughter???

Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 04/17/06 Title: Chapter 13: In with the new

"...Courage in itself is a contradiction... Itís the desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die; itís a bit of a bizarre combination, more often that not it is the art of being the only one to know that youíre scared to death."
Absolutely perfect.
How old is Ellie? 18? 19? I thought you said 2.5 years older than Harry, but she seems so much older. Then again, so do a lot of people. :-) Brilliant.

An Insider's View by CCCC

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A series of one-shots from inside the minds of various characters. Different formats and styles for each character.
This is a past featured story, but from way back before they did rosettes for it. Bellatrix, Gargoyle, Ollivander, Sorting Hat, Filch, Rita (New)
Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 10/26/05 Title: Chapter 4: A Sorter

I've never thought about LV using the SOrting Hat, but now that you mention it... (I'm sure you hear that often) It was an excellent, in-depth thought, and wouldn't it be AMAZING for Harry to discover that the Key to Voldemort was in front of his nose the whole time?? I can't WAIT!!


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 03/29/05 Title: None

WOW. You certinly put a TON of thought into this!!! I am super impressed- I especially loved your creation of the "binding quill". Brilliant, absolutely bloody brilliant. Now- on to chapter 2. p.s. it's a SHAME if they don't feature you.